wuyiminggangzhuanshen,xiangbikaitaixuexingdehuamian,danshitingdaotangtangshuodehuahou,kouzhongdexueqiediaoluozaidi。
wuyimingshuaidiaoshenshangdedayi,liansehezuichundouhencangbai,tazoushangqianwozhetangtangdeshou,weiqudeshuo:“tangyisheng,niyishengjingzhan,miaoshouhuichun,yaobushinichushoujiuwo,wozaibingsizaichuangshangle,woshenshangdezhongbinghaixuyaonimanmanbangwozhi,nikebunengsashoubuguanya。”
“bukeneng!”tangtangchouchuzijideshou,taiduqiangyingdehuijuelewuyiming。
“tangyishengwoqiunijiwozhibing。”wuyimingguizaidishang,jihukuaikuchulaile。
“nimenbujingenzongwo,haixiangshanghaiwokeaidedidi。woxianzaibukenengzaibangnizhibinglai,yihoubielaizhaowole。”tangtangzhuanshenwangxiangzhanghun,lazhezhanghundeshouzhunbeilikai。
“wozhidaole,yidingshiwoshouxiazuocuole。”wuyimingchouqidimianshangdeyikuaimuban,henhendazailailedaitoudebangzinanshenshang,mubansuilie,daitoudebangzinandaozaidishangaihao,qiyujigenazhebangzidenanrenyeguizaidishang。
“tangyisheng,wozhendecuole,woqiunibiezoule,yihoudoutingnidehaibuxingma。”wuyimingrangsuoyourenguizaidishang,suoyourendouzaiqiuta。
“bukeneng!”tangtangzhijiehuijue。
“daxiongdi,dage,ba!qiuqiuniquanquantangyisheng,wozhendebuxiangsiya。”wuyimingguizaidishang,turanbaozhuzhanghundetui,yanleibutingdewangxialiu。
“这......”
“daxiongdi,zhiyaonikenbangwo,yihouwoxiangtiaogoutingnide,zhiyaonifenfu,woyidingzhaoban。”
kanzhewuyimingyibanianji,kudehaigengexiaohaiziyiyang,zhanghunzheshiyouxiewunai。
“wujie,yaobunijiubangtazhiyixiaba。”zhanghunchouchuzijidedatui,shengpawuyimingdebitiniluodaozijidetuishang。
“xing!”tangtangshunjianjiudayinglexialai,“danshiwoyouyigetiaojian。”
“shuo!”wuyimingshunjiancongdimianshangpaqi,yanleiquanwu。
这戏演的绝了!
“congjinyihoubiezaigenzhewolai。”tangtangshuo。
“congjinyihou,nirangwowangdongjuebuquzhuaji,nirangwodagou,juebuqucuanxi。”wuyimingxianzheyinqindexiaodao。
人才!
“womenzou!”tangtanggenbenbuxiangkandaowuyiming,zicongwuyimingzhidaotangtangyounenglizhihaotashenshangduijidejibing,mingtiandoupairengenzaitangtanggenzong,lianshuijueshijiandoubufangguo,shengpatayudaoyiwai,meirenjitazhibing。
“dengdeng!ge,woyouyigeliwujini。”wuyimingcongshenshangnachuyigecheyaochididaozhanghunshouzhong,“yuanchuneilianghongsedepaochejiushiwogangmaide,xianzaisongjile。”
“qishiwoyouche。”zhanghunzhizheyuanchudeheisedazhong。
“die!nizheishuodeshenmehulangzhici,jiuneiliangbuqiyandepoche,zenmenengpeideshangnigaoguideshenfen,kaiwodechecainengtuxianniwangbadeqizhi,suibiankai。”wuyimingjixuchongzhezhanghunpeizhexiaolian。
“zeze!”zheizhongganjuebutaihaoxingrong,dazhanghunjishisuiderenjiaozhanghun‘die’,ganjuezhendehenguai。
“xing,womenxianzou!”zhanghunhunshizaishishoubulewuyiming,yinweitadedongjingzhaolailehenduorenweiguan,ertaquebuyiweiran。
“daizhetangyishenghaohaowan,woqingkejinqingdehai。”wuyimingjiangyizhangyinxingkasaidaozhanghunshoushang,musongerrenlikai,daizhexiaoyideliancaimanmanandanlexialai。
“gangcaiderenshenmelailu?”zhanghunkaizhepaochezaijiedaoshangfeiche,budebushuopaochedeshouganhenhao。
“jutibutaiqingchu,zhizhidaotahaoxiangshishishenmebangpaidelaoda。”tangtangzhijiehuida。
“e!”zhanghundianlediantou,youwangxiangtangtangshuo,“sijie,meixiangdaonihuidangyisheng,erqiechuanbaidaguajuranneimehaokan。”
“哼!就你嘴贫。”
“sijie,nijibujidexiaoshihoufashengdeshile?”zhanghunwen。
“什么?”
“jiushixiaoshihoumeiyiniandedongtianhenlengdeshihou,wodouhuipaodaonidechuangshangbaozhenishui,zhendehennuanhe。”zhanghunxiangqixiaoshihoudeshiqingjiujuedehenxingfu。
“ni......chouliumang!”tangtanglianhongdewangxianglingyibian,erqiebuzijuedefaxianlianshanghenre。
“hahahaha!wofaxiansijieyuelaiyuehaokanle。”
“heng!”tangtangjiazhuangshengqi,xinlimianhaishihengaoxingzhanghunhuizheimeshuo。
“kanwonayitianxinqingbuhao,yidingyongzhenhuohuobanizhasi。”tangtangdunongzhezuishuodao。
“sijienibianle,nibiandebuaiwole。nijingranxiangyaozhasiwo。”zhanghunzhengdayanjingwangxiangtangtang,yilianweiqudeyangzi。
“heng!benlaijiumeiyouaiguo。dengninayitianshengbing,yitianyaoguolaizhaowo,woyidinghuirangnisizaishoushutaishang。”tangtanggenbenbuganwangxiangzhanghun,pazijidexiuhongdelianbeizhanghunkandao。
“wuwuwu!sijiehaowuqing,nidexinjuranruciedu。”
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zaicheshangliaolehenjiu,buzhibujuepaocheshijinleshizhongxin。
wangzhedenghongjiulvdedoushi,lailaiwangwangderenqun,caozadehuanjingyouxiexuanxiao。
“sijie,nixiangchishenme?”zhanghunwen。
“都可以。”
“neiwokebukeyichidiaoni。”zhanghunyanjingmiqiyitiaofengwangxiangtangtang。
“bukeyi。”tangtangguyiyilianshengqi,“youzuihuashe。”
“dingdong!”tangtangdeshoujishoudaoleyitiaoduanxin,tadakaishoujihoukandaoduanxin,liansedabian。
“zenmele?”zhanghunguanxindewen、
“gueryuanyougehaizixinzangbingfufa,yaowoquzuoshoushu。”
“ng,neiganjinquba。”zhanghunbachetingzailubian,jiangcheyaochifangdaosijieshoushang。
“neinizaiqianmiandejiubadengwo,womangwanyidinglaizhaoni。”tangtangzhilezhibuyuanchudejiuba。
“ng”zhanghundiantou,cuicutangtangganjinquyiyuan,bijiujiurangyaojin。
wangzhetangtangyuanqudebeijing,zhanghunzhanzaiyuandiyouyixiegankai:“sijiehaishineimederexinchangya。”
shouhuixiaoyi,zhanghunchaojiubazouqu。
jinrujiuba,zhanghunfaxianlimiandechangdihenda,xianzaicaixiawusidian,limianjiuyijingyouhenduorenzaihejiu,bujinrucihaiyouhenduobaojian,wuchi,haiyoutiaogangguanwudeguanzi。
“nengzaihuangjindiduankaijiuba,zheijiajiubahenbujiandanya。”zhanghundayaodabaidezoudaojutaiqian,duizhenvfuwuyuanweixiaodao:“jiwolaiyibeixiangbin。”
“bijiaobianyidexiangbinshiyibeiyibai,haiyoujiageshaoweiguiyidiandeshi,sanbaikuaiqianyibei,qingwenniniyaohenayizhong。”jutainvfuwuyuanchuanzhetunvlang,tuishangtaozheheisiwangwa,shencaifeichang**。