第3章 姐你变了

wuyiminggangzhuanshen,xiangbikaitaixuexingdehuamian,danshitingdaotangtangshuodehuahou,kouzhongdexueqiediaoluozaidi。

wuyimingshuaidiaoshenshangdedayi,liansehezuichundouhencangbai,tazoushangqianwozhetangtangdeshou,weiqudeshuo:“tangyisheng,niyishengjingzhan,miaoshouhuichun,yaobushinichushoujiuwo,wozaibingsizaichuangshangle,woshenshangdezhongbinghaixuyaonimanmanbangwozhi,nikebunengsashoubuguanya。”

“bukeneng!”tangtangchouchuzijideshou,taiduqiangyingdehuijuelewuyiming。

“tangyishengwoqiunijiwozhibing。”wuyimingguizaidishang,jihukuaikuchulaile。

“nimenbujingenzongwo,haixiangshanghaiwokeaidedidi。woxianzaibukenengzaibangnizhibinglai,yihoubielaizhaowole。”tangtangzhuanshenwangxiangzhanghun,lazhezhanghundeshouzhunbeilikai。

“wozhidaole,yidingshiwoshouxiazuocuole。”wuyimingchouqidimianshangdeyikuaimuban,henhendazailailedaitoudebangzinanshenshang,mubansuilie,daitoudebangzinandaozaidishangaihao,qiyujigenazhebangzidenanrenyeguizaidishang。

“tangyisheng,wozhendecuole,woqiunibiezoule,yihoudoutingnidehaibuxingma。”wuyimingrangsuoyourenguizaidishang,suoyourendouzaiqiuta。

“bukeneng!”tangtangzhijiehuijue。

“daxiongdi,dage,ba!qiuqiuniquanquantangyisheng,wozhendebuxiangsiya。”wuyimingguizaidishang,turanbaozhuzhanghundetui,yanleibutingdewangxialiu。

“这......”

“daxiongdi,zhiyaonikenbangwo,yihouwoxiangtiaogoutingnide,zhiyaonifenfu,woyidingzhaoban。”

kanzhewuyimingyibanianji,kudehaigengexiaohaiziyiyang,zhanghunzheshiyouxiewunai。

“wujie,yaobunijiubangtazhiyixiaba。”zhanghunchouchuzijidedatui,shengpawuyimingdebitiniluodaozijidetuishang。

“xing!”tangtangshunjianjiudayinglexialai,“danshiwoyouyigetiaojian。”

“shuo!”wuyimingshunjiancongdimianshangpaqi,yanleiquanwu。

这戏演的绝了!

“congjinyihoubiezaigenzhewolai。”tangtangshuo。

“congjinyihou,nirangwowangdongjuebuquzhuaji,nirangwodagou,juebuqucuanxi。”wuyimingxianzheyinqindexiaodao。

人才!

“womenzou!”tangtanggenbenbuxiangkandaowuyiming,zicongwuyimingzhidaotangtangyounenglizhihaotashenshangduijidejibing,mingtiandoupairengenzaitangtanggenzong,lianshuijueshijiandoubufangguo,shengpatayudaoyiwai,meirenjitazhibing。

“dengdeng!ge,woyouyigeliwujini。”wuyimingcongshenshangnachuyigecheyaochididaozhanghunshouzhong,“yuanchuneilianghongsedepaochejiushiwogangmaide,xianzaisongjile。”

“qishiwoyouche。”zhanghunzhizheyuanchudeheisedazhong。

“die!nizheishuodeshenmehulangzhici,jiuneiliangbuqiyandepoche,zenmenengpeideshangnigaoguideshenfen,kaiwodechecainengtuxianniwangbadeqizhi,suibiankai。”wuyimingjixuchongzhezhanghunpeizhexiaolian。

“zeze!”zheizhongganjuebutaihaoxingrong,dazhanghunjishisuiderenjiaozhanghun‘die’,ganjuezhendehenguai。

“xing,womenxianzou!”zhanghunhunshizaishishoubulewuyiming,yinweitadedongjingzhaolailehenduorenweiguan,ertaquebuyiweiran。

“daizhetangyishenghaohaowan,woqingkejinqingdehai。”wuyimingjiangyizhangyinxingkasaidaozhanghunshoushang,musongerrenlikai,daizhexiaoyideliancaimanmanandanlexialai。

“gangcaiderenshenmelailu?”zhanghunkaizhepaochezaijiedaoshangfeiche,budebushuopaochedeshouganhenhao。

“jutibutaiqingchu,zhizhidaotahaoxiangshishishenmebangpaidelaoda。”tangtangzhijiehuida。

“e!”zhanghundianlediantou,youwangxiangtangtangshuo,“sijie,meixiangdaonihuidangyisheng,erqiechuanbaidaguajuranneimehaokan。”

“哼!就你嘴贫。”

“sijie,nijibujidexiaoshihoufashengdeshile?”zhanghunwen。

“什么?”

“jiushixiaoshihoumeiyiniandedongtianhenlengdeshihou,wodouhuipaodaonidechuangshangbaozhenishui,zhendehennuanhe。”zhanghunxiangqixiaoshihoudeshiqingjiujuedehenxingfu。

“ni......chouliumang!”tangtanglianhongdewangxianglingyibian,erqiebuzijuedefaxianlianshanghenre。

“hahahaha!wofaxiansijieyuelaiyuehaokanle。”

“heng!”tangtangjiazhuangshengqi,xinlimianhaishihengaoxingzhanghunhuizheimeshuo。

“kanwonayitianxinqingbuhao,yidingyongzhenhuohuobanizhasi。”tangtangdunongzhezuishuodao。

“sijienibianle,nibiandebuaiwole。nijingranxiangyaozhasiwo。”zhanghunzhengdayanjingwangxiangtangtang,yilianweiqudeyangzi。

“heng!benlaijiumeiyouaiguo。dengninayitianshengbing,yitianyaoguolaizhaowo,woyidinghuirangnisizaishoushutaishang。”tangtanggenbenbuganwangxiangzhanghun,pazijidexiuhongdelianbeizhanghunkandao。

“wuwuwu!sijiehaowuqing,nidexinjuranruciedu。”

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zaicheshangliaolehenjiu,buzhibujuepaocheshijinleshizhongxin。

wangzhedenghongjiulvdedoushi,lailaiwangwangderenqun,caozadehuanjingyouxiexuanxiao。

“sijie,nixiangchishenme?”zhanghunwen。

“都可以。”

“neiwokebukeyichidiaoni。”zhanghunyanjingmiqiyitiaofengwangxiangtangtang。

“bukeyi。”tangtangguyiyilianshengqi,“youzuihuashe。”

“dingdong!”tangtangdeshoujishoudaoleyitiaoduanxin,tadakaishoujihoukandaoduanxin,liansedabian。

“zenmele?”zhanghunguanxindewen、

“gueryuanyougehaizixinzangbingfufa,yaowoquzuoshoushu。”

“ng,neiganjinquba。”zhanghunbachetingzailubian,jiangcheyaochifangdaosijieshoushang。

“neinizaiqianmiandejiubadengwo,womangwanyidinglaizhaoni。”tangtangzhilezhibuyuanchudejiuba。

“ng”zhanghundiantou,cuicutangtangganjinquyiyuan,bijiujiurangyaojin。

wangzhetangtangyuanqudebeijing,zhanghunzhanzaiyuandiyouyixiegankai:“sijiehaishineimederexinchangya。”

shouhuixiaoyi,zhanghunchaojiubazouqu。

jinrujiuba,zhanghunfaxianlimiandechangdihenda,xianzaicaixiawusidian,limianjiuyijingyouhenduorenzaihejiu,bujinrucihaiyouhenduobaojian,wuchi,haiyoutiaogangguanwudeguanzi。

“nengzaihuangjindiduankaijiuba,zheijiajiubahenbujiandanya。”zhanghundayaodabaidezoudaojutaiqian,duizhenvfuwuyuanweixiaodao:“jiwolaiyibeixiangbin。”

“bijiaobianyidexiangbinshiyibeiyibai,haiyoujiageshaoweiguiyidiandeshi,sanbaikuaiqianyibei,qingwenniniyaohenayizhong。”jutainvfuwuyuanchuanzhetunvlang,tuishangtaozheheisiwangwa,shencaifeichang**。