“不……”
linshaohaimeilaidejijiaoyisheng，jiubeilangqunyiyangdedahanmenyanmei。
piankehou，zaimeixuebingdeshiyixia，shouxiatingzhilegongji。
linshaoyiqunren，xiangshisigouyiyangdaozaidishang，yishanpolan，biqigaihaican。
“wogangcaihuranxiangdao，jiuzheimeshaleni，taibianyinile。”
meixuebingjugaolinxia，nvwangbanlengkudexuanbu：“woyaorangnihuozhe，yanzhengzhengdekanzhenimenzhenggelinjiafumie。”
“woxuanbu，congjinriqi，wohuixiajingshatang，quanmianduifuzhoulinjiaxuanzhan！busibuxiu！”
“meijie，raominga……”linshaozhengzhazheqilai，dashengqiurao。
meixuebingkandoumeikantayiyan，wenroubaoqisunhui，shangleche，yijiaoyoumenchaozheyuanchushiqu。
qunshanyiyangdezhuanghanmen，yegenzhechaoshuibantuiqu。
lingyuanli，zhangxiaolichanfuqilinshao，shengyindiadia：“qinaide，nimeishiba。”
“nikanwoxiangmeishima？！”
linshaonuhuochongtian，dasizhangxiaolidexindouyoule：“nibushishuo，neixiaozijiushigecunlichulaidenongminma？shishehuizuidicengdeqiongguima？tazenmechenglemeijiededidi！”
“qinaide，womeipianni。”zhangxiaolizhejijieshi：“woheneiqiongdiaosijiaowanglesannian，tacongmeigaosuguowo，haiyoushenmejiejie。”
“neixiaozihenbudebaxintaochulaijiwo，bukenengpianwoa。”
linshaofeikuaidezhuandongnaojin，dechuyigezirenweizhengquedejielun：“nishishuo……meixuebinggenbenbushineixiaozidejiejie？tamenzhishiyanleyichangxi？”
“ngng，jiushizheiyang。”
zhangxiaolibuxiedeshuodao：“sunhuineisonghuo，huaqianqinggemeinvlaiyanxi，guyilaiqiwo，yiweizheiyangwojiukeyihuixinzhuanyi，huidaotashenbian。”
linshaochixiaoyisheng：“heng！wojiushuoma，yigeshehuidicengdekuhaha，zenmegoudeshangmeixuebingneiyangdedarenwu。”
tayueshuoyuedeyi：“zaishuole，wofuzhoulinjiayebushichisude，tameixuebingxiangdongwomenlinjia，yeyaodianliangdianliangzijideshili。”
“叮~”
手机**响了。
linshaoyikanshizijilaodie，jietinghouhaimeishuohua，neibianjiuchuanlaiyizhennuhou：“niezhang！niyouzaiwaimianchuangshenmehuole！”
“ba，fashengshenmeshile？”linshaobujiewendao。
“你还有脸问！”
linjiajiazhuqideshengyindoubianlediao：“kehuhuiyue！huowuchuxian！gongsitingbaituishi！yinxingbujintingzhifangdai，hairangxianqiguihaidaikuan！”
“womenlinjia，yaopochanle！”
“shenme？！”linshaojingdaile，jiujiuhuibuguolaishen。
shoujili，linfujuewangdewendao：“wojiuwenniyiju，nitamadaodidezuileshei？！”
得罪了谁？
linshaohuranxiangdaoleshenme，lianseshunjianbiandecangbairuzhi。
tadeerbian，fangfoyouxiangqilemeixuebinglinzoushidexuanpan：wohuixiajingshatang，quanmianduifuzhoulinjiaxuanzhan，busibuxiu……
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fuzhoushi，zhongshanyiyuan，tehubingfang。
diyizhuzhiyishixiayuhe，zixidejisunhuijianchashenti。
tamingmouhaochi，pifuchuidankepo，daizheyanjing，touluzheyigushujuanqixi，haoxiangconghualizouchulaideyiyang。
这是一枚古典美人。
tadeqizhibushineizhongshudaiziqi，ershidaizheyouhuofengqingdezhixing，baidaguaxiashenduanjiaohao，youqiwanyaodeshihou，conghoumiankan，tunbuwanchengyilunmanyue。
“wujie，xiaoshidizenmehaibuxing？”
meixuebingzuozaipangbiandeshafashang，qiaozheerlangtui，heisejinshenpiyibengdejinjinde，xiuzhangde**huanglaihuangqu。
“biecuile。”wushijiexiayuhetanleyikouqi：“xiaoshidishanghaoledaban，zheiyijingshiyixuejiedeqijile。”
meixuebingxiandefahuang，dakaiweixinqun，faleyiduanyuyin。
“jiejiemenzaima？wozhaodaozanmendexiaoshidile！”
“keshitaxianzaideqingkuanghenbuhao，beirendadehunmibuxing，zuobiaofuzhoushi，doukuailaixiangxiangbanfaa！”
weixinqunlipiankedechenjihou，huranzhakaileguo。
dashijie：“laoqi，zenmehuishi？xiaoshidizenmehuihuranbeihai！”
ershijie：“douguaineilaobuside，burangwomenbangzhuxiaoshidi，laoniangzheijiuhuiguanli，zhaolaojiahuosuanzhang！”
sanshijie：“wuwuwu，ganjuetianyaotale，xiaoshidihaimeiquwoni，zheishirangwoshouhuoguama？”
sishijie：“bizui！sheibuxiangyaoxiaoshidideshenzi，shifushuoguo，hexiaoshidishuangxiu，nengdedaotiandadehaochu。”
liushijie：“zheihaochushishenme，shifuyoubushuo，rangwomenzijiqutihui，zheishiyaochansiwomenma……”
“dengdeng，shifuzhanbukanxiang，shentongguangda，bukenengsuanbudaoxiaoshidizheiyijie，weishenmelinshitongzhini？”