第2章 去你们的吧!离婚!

di2zhangqunimendeba!lihun!

xiaoliangjiezhedianhuazoudaoyangtai,tingdaodianhualimadeshengyinyoudianbaiganjiaoji。

zheicijiehundedaxirizi,haishimaqinzishangshanquxiangdaoshiqiude。

tayibeizimeixiangguoshenmefu,weiyixiwangdejiushiqinyankanzhezijiquqishengzi,guoshanghehemeimeiderizi。

“妈?”

“erzia,maxianglaixiangquhaishiyaozhufunijiju,xiaowanshichenglinvwa,nikebunengzaimaoshoumaojiaolataguorizi,detitiezhetaa。mingniana,zhengqujimabaogedapangsunzi,a。”

dianhuaneitou,shiqinmawennuanchongjingdeshengyin。

xiaoliangshenxiyikouqi,baoqiandao,“ma,zheili,youdiannanchu。”

“shenmenanchu?duile,mazheilihailiulejitaofangjini,shinixiaoshihouguguguoshishiliujinideyichan。yiqiankannixiao,meihenishuo,majiunaquchaofangle,chaodeyebuhao。”

xiaoliangshudiyanjingdengda,“sha?ma?zheishierwozenmeconglaibuzhidao,shinagegugu?shafangzi?”

zijizhijidehenxiaodeshihouyougeguguaidouzijiwan,kezhihoujiuzaimeijianguota。

“haiya,jiushinineigenianqingshihewaiguolaotousibenquguowaidegugu。neiwaiguolaotouheniguguchehuozoudezao,taliuxiageyinxingbaoxianju,zhimingleshiliujinide。”

“makanlimianyoushiwuwanxianjinjiudounalechulai。zheiershinianqiandeqianakebixianzaizhiqiandehen。mamaileyitaoxiaofang,zheibu,chaiqianle,youfenlesitao。xianzaineisitaobeihuachengxuequfangle。qianmianmanghunshiyewangjihenishuo,zheirenlaolejiushijixingbuhao。”

xiaoliangzhenggerenmengzaiyuandi。

shenme!zijipingbaiduolesitaofang?haishixuequfang!zheimeniudechaofang,mahaiqianxudishuo“chaodebuhao”?

jianzhijiushitianshangzaxiadexianbinga!

“xingle,erzi,huitoumajiubafangchanzhengshenmejinisonglai。zaiyounanchuhemashuo,bieweiquziji,a。”

dianhuaguaduanhou,xiaolianghaijiujiumeiyouhuanguoshenlai。

ziji,bianchengyousitaoxuequfangdeyouqianrenle!zheisuibianmaidiaoyitao,doushizhenjinbaiyinhualaladea!haichoushenmejishiwan?ruoshimeigeyuezuchuqu,zijijiushituotuodebaozugong!tianshangdiaoqian!

一阵狂喜。

“嘭——”

dangxiaoliangzaidutuikaixifangmenshi,fangneisangerenyilianqipanlezizidikanguolai。

“jiefu?qianjiedaole?”

“xiaoliang,qiaonineimegaoxing,zheisanshiwanjiedetingkuaime!”

“nipengyouzhendetingjiangyiqi,gougemende。”

xiaoliangxinqingbucuo,dao,“youqian,woshoushangshiyouqian。”

“zhende!”xiamachengyigejianbucuanxiaxichuang,lehedizhicuoshou,“neige,jiefu,wochedeshiyebangwobanlebei。buduo,jiuzaijiaershiwanjiuxing。”

zhangmuniangxiaodexishangmeishao,“bukuishixiaolianga,xiaowannizhenshikanduirenle!zannvxuyoubenshia,zheimekuaijiugaodaoqian,achengchedeshi,niyeganjinzhunbeiyixia!achengzongdeyouliangchechengchengmianzi,meiliangchetadoubuhaoyisiqujianguniangjia。neishenme,achengyihoudehunfang,niyexiangxiangbanfaa,buduode,jiuzaijiageshoufuqian。”

xiaxiaowandandanpielemenkouxiaoliangyiyan,qingxiaoyisheng,“meixiangdao,nihaizhendetingyoubenshi。wodaoshimeikanzouyan。”

xiamachengjingdaididengdayankanxiangfuren,“sha?ma,haiyoushoufu?”

zhangmuniangjinggaodidenglebudongshidexiamacheng,youzhuanguolianlaiheaixiaodao,“xiaolianga,zanmenyijiakedoukaonile,zanmenbaxiaowanlachedaburongyi,achengdeshi,niduocaodianxina。”

zhengdangyiwuzixiajiarenxinhuaichongjing,yilianhuanxididengzhexiaoliangbaqiannachulaishi,xiaoliangyijuhuajiurangtamenmeilepiqi。

“xiaowan,ma。”xiaoliangxiaodetongyangchunliang,“qian,woyou。danshi,wojiushibuxiangjinimen。”

一句话,铿锵有力!

dahongxifangnei,huidangzhejiandingdeshengyin,zhidiyousheng!

“shenme?”zhangmunianglimadengyuanleyan,huoxiangyizhifeipangbaieqidejiangshuitongyaoyiqia,“xiaoliang!nizhanglianleni!hushuoshenmeni!shenmejiaozuoniyouqianjiushibuxiangjiwomen?niqulexiaowanjiuhezanmenshiyijiaren!achengdeshi,bujiushinizheigezuojiefudeshime!”

“xiaoliang。”xiaxiaowanqiaolianyiban,lengruobingshuang,“hemadaoqian,shenmetaidu!”

xiaoliangxianxiandandanbaobeizhanzaimenkou,kanzheyixifangrendezuilian,yaoleyaotou。

“woshiqulexiaowan,danbushiqulenimenyijiaren,gengbushiqulexiaojiuzi。nimenbawodangtikuanjihaishidangyuandatouni?jiusuanwoyouliangbaiwan,woyebuhuizaijinimenyijiaziyifenqian!”

fangjiandourananjing,xiaxiaowanxiangshitouyihuirenshixiaoliangyiban,buganxiangxinzheimeyinggangdehuashicongtazuilishuochu。

xiaoliang,bujiushitianletasannian,kukuzhuiqiutadebeitaitiangoume。takenshenjitayigenshouzhitouqinwen,tajiugaiganendaide。

tayuanyidingzhexiaohuadeshenfenxiajiajita,jueduishitababeizixiulaidefuqi!neishibixubatadangzuonvshengongzhugongqilaide!

erxianzai,zheibeitaiwonangfei,jurangandingzhuangta,jianzhishifantianle!

“xiaoliang!”xiaxiaowanhezhangmuniangtongshishengsejulidinuhe,neishenqingmeiyanruchuyizhe,yibaneliekee。

“xiaoliang,wozaijiniyigejihui,zhongxinxiangxiang。”xiaxiaowanjiangtuiyidie,youyadixiangshigaogaozaishangdenvwang,juemeideliandanyangqi,luchujuaodexiahe。

xiaoliangkanzhemianqianzijiailesannianzhuiqiulesanniandenvshen,dunshiganjuezijijiuxiangshidaozushangdeyurou,beirenpiandeshazi。

tiangoutiangou,tiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou!

jiulianjiadidouyaobeiweikoudakaihaowudixiandeyijiarentunjinduli!

mabaonv,fudimo,yaobude!neijiushigewudidong!

xuanyalema,bixulema!

xiaxiaowanyanjianxiaoliangjuejuedemuguang,yeyoudianhuangle。

“xiaoliang。”xiaxiaowanzhazhayan,fangroushenduan,shishiranzoushangqian,wenroudao,“aliang,wodouyijingshinidexifule,dayingwo,bangbangwohaobuhao。qiannachulai,zanmenjiudongfang。wojiuzheimeyigedidi。”

xiaoliangxianxiezaidubeiguhuodewumeinvshengmihuo,danzuihouneiju“wojiuzheimeyigedidi”yichu,xiangshitoudingbeijuchuihongjiyiban!

youshizheijuhua!youshizheijuhua!zheijuhuajiulianzijizuomengdoutingjianxiaxiaowanbuduanzaishuo。

guojueliluodehuayu,beixiaolianghenhenshuaixia。

“离婚!”

yijuhua,zhidiyousheng!zhenlongfakui!

zhenggexifangdimianzhandong,zhenderennaozhongwengwenghongmingzuoxiang。

chaneijian,xifanglixiajiarenzhenjingdaodairuomuji。