第1章 被穿小鞋了

“jinwanyougedakehudianmingyaogeshencaihaoyoulihaidexinren,wotuijianleni!tafubaimaomei,youquanyoushi,niyidingyaojiayouo!”

qinxiaodongshixiangyunxianzhengfubandeyimingxiaokeyuan,zaibangongshikandao“zhiyuedaojia”pingtaijingliliuyufeifadezheitiaoxinxi,tamomingyoudianjidong。

“fubaimaomei?quanyoushi??zhendejiade???”

“buxin?wojinikanzhaopian,danqianwanbieshuowojinifadea!”

diankaifeijiefalaidetupian,qinxiaodongyanjiaoweitiao,zheishiyigegaotiaotuaodenvren,chuanyishenganliandeheisexizhuang,hunshenshangxiadouchongmanleyizhongzhifushiyouhuo。

kexitadelianbeichuliguo,kanbudaozhangshenmeyang,zhinengkandaobozishangyouyikexiaoxiaodeheizhi,rangqinxiaodongganjuezheikezhisihuzainajianguo。

“啪!”

zhengdangtahuiyizheirenzijishifourenshideshihou,turanyifencailiaozhijieshuaizailelianshang,zadetashengteng。

“rangnixiaoduidejianghuagao,chengbaojixianzhangshilimianjingyouyigecuobiezi!nidaodihaixiangbuxiangganle,buxiangganjiwogunchuxianfuban!”

qinxiaodongyijing,taiqitou,kandaodeshiyizhangmeihuozhongshengdelian,zhengshizijidenvshangsichenyuhan。

tajinnianganghaosanshisui,chuanyishenbaisenvshixifu,jiaomeihaokandeguaziliandaizhetianshengdezuirentuohong,bizhidexiushenkutuibaoguozheyimiqihuolaladeshencai,jirenyizhonggourenxinhundezhifushiyouhuo。

zhishiqinxiaodongzheigeshihoubingmeiyouzhuyidao,chenyuhanxiangtianeyiyangbaixibojingshang,yeyouyikeheisedezhi。

congdishangjianqicailiao,qinxiaodongzhikanleyiyan,jiudahuyuanwang:“chenzhuren,zheigecailiaowodangshirenzhenxiaoduiguoliangbian,genbenmeiyouzheigecuowu!”

“fanleni,juranhaiganjiaobian??”

chenyuhanlikexionghendidengleqinxiaodongyiyan,tiaomeidao:“zheicailiaokeshizaidahuishangyinfade,duxianzhangduizheishihenshengqi,yaoqiuxianzhengfubanzuochushenkeshumianjiancha!!”

“nijiushiyikelaoshushi,bawomenxianfubandeliandoudiujinle!jintianxiabanqian,nibixubazheigejianchaxiechulaijiaojiwo。”

“zheigejianchaniyaoshixiebuhao,wohuirangnigunchuxianfuban!!

shuowan,chenyuhanniudongzheyuangungundepigu,caizhegaogenxie“dadada”dizoulechuqu。

“cao!zheichouniangmenyougaodajibaofuzheiyitao!!”

qinxiaodongdeneixinshifenbiequ。

sannianqian,qinxiaodongkaoshangxiangyunxianyunshanzhengongwuyuan,yinwenbichuzhongbeizhendangweishujiludahaikanshang,jinxingzhongdianpeiyang。

liangnianqian,ludahaidiaoruxianfubanrenzhuren,meiduojiujiubaqinxiaodongyiqidiaoleguoqu,anpaizailezuihexindezongheke。

yinweiyoulaolingdaozhaozhe,qinxiaodongriziguodeshifenzirun,yuanbendouyaohenkuaitifukeshizhile,danmeixiangdaoludahaidangzhurenbudaoyinian,jiubeitibadaolinxianjinshanxiandangfuxianzhang。

xianfubanzhurendeweizhi,youludahaidediren、fuzhurenchenyuhanjieren,zheirangqinxiaodongderizicongchuntianzhijiezhuiluodaobingjiao。

chenyuhanyinweixingxiangqizhichuzhong,bujinshixiangyunxianhenduonanrendemengzhongqingren,erqieshichulemingdejiaojihua,henduorenhuaiyi,tanengshangwei,hexianrenxianzhangyoumodaguanxi。

tayishangrenjiuhaobuliuqingdikaishixiuliqinxiaodong,xianshibataconghexinkeshizonghekefapeidaolexinfangke,rangtawencaiwuyongwuzhidi,meitianzhinenggandianchilibutaohaodezahuo。

bujinruci,chenyuhanhaijingchangjitachuanxiaoxie,shanggeyuegengshishelege“meirenji”,yiqinxiaodonggongzuoshijiansaoraonvtongshidezuiming,duiqinxiaodongzaiquandanweizuogongkaijiantao,rangtazaixianfubanyanmiansaodi,gengshizhijiefaletabanniandegongzi。

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zoutouwuluzhixia,tazhihaozailaoxiangshifeijiedesongyongxia,zhucelezhiyuedaojiaanmopingtai,xiangzhexiabanhouzuojianzhizhengdianqianweichishengji。

danqinxiaodongwanwanmeixiangdao,chenyuhanzheicigenghen,bujinzaizangxianhai,erqieyaoshanggangshangxian,shitubazijitichuquanxiandeliangdaquanlizhongshuzhiyixianfuban!

“chouniangmen,nizheiyangzhengwo,qianwanbierangwozhaodaonidebabing,burannisidingle!”

jinguanqinxiaodongduichenyuhanhendeyaoyaqiechi,danweilebaozhugongzuo,tayebuganbujiezhao,zhenggexiawudouzaixiejiancha,jiashangxinliyouwozhehuo,zheibantianrangtayumendexiangsi。

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“cao!jirantajintianbukan,weishenmefeidebiwojintianjiaojiancha??”

qinxiaodongxinlishifenwohuo,danyoubuganfazuo。

liuxiaoyeturanyongtongqingdeyanshenkanzheqinxiaodong,yilianbuxiedao:“qinxiaodong,wotingshuoniyaobeitichuxianfubanle?xixi,xiajiazhaohaomei?buguoa,beitichuxianfubanderen,zhipanagedanweidoubuganyaoniba??”

“zheishisheichuandeyaoyan?”

qinxiaodongxinligengwohuole,zheigeliuxiaoyeshixianfubanxinlaidedaxuesheng,zijiganglaideshihoutatiantianjiaotadonggejiaodezeitian,haijingchangxuhanwennuan,neishitaduitayepoyouhaogan,shenzhihaixiangguolianggerenhuibuhuifazhanchengnannvpengyouguanxi。

danhoulaizijidelaolingdaoyizou,tajiuwanquanbianle,genglipudeshi,xianzaitayigexinren,jingyeganlaiwuruzuojianzijile!!

“qinxiaodong,nijiubiezhuangle!chenzhurenyijinggenwoshuoguozheishi,mingtianjiurangnigun!henduorendouzhidaozheishileni!”

“kexiaodeshi,nijingranhaizhendezheimerenzhenxiejiancha,qishiwulunnijianchaxiedezenmeyang,dougaibianbuleniyaobeiganchuxianfubandejieguo!”

liuxiaoyetingletingrangzhenggexianfubandouyanrededaxiongfu,tizhegaogenxieyizhanyizhandizoule。

“cao!chenyuhanzheigewangbadan,taiguofenle!!”

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xianzaitadongle,neishilianmindeyanguang!!

“pingtaishangxianshinihaimeiyouchufa,ganjindechufaa!!qianwanbielangfeiledahaojihui!”

ganghuidaobangongshi,feijiejiudalailedianhua,qinxiaodongzheicaixiangqiwanshangyougedakehuzaidengzheziji。

“yigeyouquanyoushidenvren??”

qinxiaodonglikejingxing,jijimangmangbeishangyigezhuangzhebiyaozhuangbeidebeibao,qizhediandongcheganwangyuedingdexiaoqu。

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yanqiandenvren,buzhengshixianfubanzhuren,ganggangcaixiuliguozijidedingtoushangsichenyuhanma?!