第2章 想包我 你再奋斗两百年

“kanjianmei,zheijiushiwodeche,xiangbaowo,nizaifendou200nianba!”chenhaozhizhezijidelanbojini,jilelaoniannvfangdongyige“shanyi”deweixiao。

“就这?”

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“sha?dameizi,nishuozheicheshihaoche?”nvfangdongjingedewen。

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……

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……

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“baiyibutietainiule!”

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“当当当。”

zheishihouyourenzaiwaimianqiaomen,“chenhaozaima?”

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“zenmele?”chenhaowendao。

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