第6章 你们爹地被挫骨扬灰了

“gege,zheizhongxinwenyoushenmehaokande?”ruanbaoshoulipengzheyibeiniunai,heleyidakou,caipiezuidao:“woyaokandonghuapian!”

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“jiuyigebeiying,youshenmeyanshude?tazongbunengshiwomendiediba?mamidoushuole,diedifentoucaodoubiwomengaole。”ruanbaobukeqidishuozhe,haitianletianfenchunbianshangdenaihuhu。

dongzuotebiedaimeng,rangrenhenxiangnienieliandan。

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“bendan!”lianzheizhonghuadouxin?neimingxianshimamipianrende!

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厉墨司……

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“xiaobao,ruanbao,mamihuilaile,nimenchizaofanleme?”

“chiguole。”xiaobaozhilezhichufang,chongfenfahuiershisixiaohaoerzidebingxing:“jianlejidan,releniunai,re,wohaijiniliuleyifenmianbao,yaochime?”

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“买!”

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dangchuliangxiaozhichanzhetawen,bierendouyoudiedi,tamenzenmemeiyou?

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苍天,饶了她吧!

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“……”yunliulichadianbeikoushuiqiangzhe,manlianzhuoji。

baobeinverdechengyushigensheixuede?

cuoguyanghuishizheimeyongdeme?

xinghaozheigeshihoutadeshoujixiangleqilai,huajielezheigangadeqifen。

“laoban,zhongyiguanlaileyigeguke,tingshuonishiguowailiuxueguilaide,zhidingyaonizhi,woyueletaxiawusandian。”

yunliulizhenshitaiganxiezheigedianhuale:“meiwenti,woxiawuzhunshilaiyiguan。”

gualedianhua,niutoudingzheliangxiaojiahuo,dalegeheqian,shenqidao:“tingdaole?nimamiwoxiawuyougongzuoyaomang,shaozhiqiandeshixiacizaiti,woxianqubujuele。”

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“gege,diedizhendetaicanle,liangequanshidoumeiyou,mamibuqusuanle,womenzijijitashaoba?”

“zhunaoshigehaodongxi,xiaciwoduojinimaidian,yixingbuxing。”yanzhonghuaiyitashimamijianlaide,jianzhitaihaopianle。

ruanbaotingchugegedexianqi,qihonglexiaolian:“gege,niyoufengciwo!”

xiaobaonileruanbaoyiyan,meishuohua,qiaoqiaoliujinwoshi,dakailebijibendiannao。

ruanbaodadadagenleguoqu。

“……yi,limosi?zheibushigangcaixinwenshangdenanrenme,gegenisousuozheigeganshenme?”

“xiangzhaodiedijiubizui!”

“喔,好叭。”

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xiawusandian,yunliulizhunshididayiguan,quebuxiangqianlaiyingyuedebinghuanjingranshi……