第1章
“shifu，woxiuliandeshangbujiuzhuanchenglongjuedaodingle，nishenmeshihoujiaowoxiabanbua？”
shendaofengshangdemougejingzhiyuanluozhizhong，yimingnianqingnanzimuguangchengchedexunwenzijideshifu。
shuoshishifu，qishiqueshiyimingmeiruotianxiandejuesenvzi。
keyuanbenzitaicongrong，gangganghexiayikouchadenvzitingwanzheijuhuahou，quedangchang“pu”deyisheng，bachaquandoupenzailenanzilianshang，shenqingdabiandejinghushuodao：“ni......zheicaijiunianeryi，nizheimekuaijiulianchenglejiuzhuanshuang......jiuzhuanchenglongjuedeshangbu？zheizenmekeneng！？”
yaozhidao，neikeshidangjinzhishijinyoudeweiyiyibukeyilianzhizhizunjingdeshenjigongfa，changrenkenengyishengdouwufarumende，quebeitayongjiunianjiulianchengle？
erqiezuiguanjiande......guanjianjiuzhuanshuang......jiuzhuanchenglongjuedexiabanbufen......neikeshiyaoneishenmedeya。
“zhende。”nanziyouxieaiyuandekanleshifuyiyan，caqulianshangdechashuirenzhenshuodao：“buxinshifunijianchayixiajiuzhidaole。”
nvzixiayishibashouanzailetadexiaofubuwei，bianjuezijifangfochumozheyituanchilieronglu......bu，shihuanghuangdari！
zheichouxiaozi......zhenbeitalianchengle！
nvziroutishoulehuilai，shenqingfuzadekanletayiyan，qishenshuodao：“xiabugongfabunengzhijiejini，niruoxiangyao......jiuxiashanweishifuqubanliangjianshiba。”
nanzihaoqiwendao：“shenmeshia？”
nvzihuishenjinlezijidefangjian，piankehou，tajiangyigebaoguodiguoqudao：“zheiyoujiufenhunshu，nibatamenquandouqule，zaipingzijidebenshijieshouzhenggetianshuge。”
“banhaozheiliangjianshi，nizaihuishanzhaowo，weishizihuichuannixiabugongfa。”
啊！？
nanzishale，yiliandenanyizhixin。
九个老婆？
还有这么好的事情？
danzheibushizhongdian，talianmangzhuiwendao：“neiwoquletamenhainengzaiquninma？”
nvzifenmianyihong，huizhangbianxiangnanzipaiguoqudao：“nitu，shifudezhuyinidouganda？kanzhao！！”
jiangyudajingshise，lianmangzhuanshenxiangwaitaoqu。
shifuzhenshengqile，haishiganjinxiashanduoyiduoba。
buguozhengzhengjiugelaopo？zheiyaozenmequa？
suanle，xianqujiangzhou，zhenghaokankanwodesanlaopo，yebuzhidaosannianguoqu，taxianzaizenmeyangle。
ma，dalaopokendingshishifule，erlaoposhiwushuangshishu，sanlaopolinqianxue，jiezhecaishishifujitaanpaideshengxiajiuwei。
nvziliyushandianzhishang，kanzhejiangyulikaidebeiyingzhengzhengchushen。
zheishi“shua”deyisheng，yiminghongyiruhuodejueselirenqiaoranchuxian，wanzhutadegebohuaixiaoshuodao：“xiaojiahuozongsuanshizhangdale，nizuohaoxinlizhunbeilema？”
sujinghongdeqiaolianzaicibiandeyinhongruxue，kebiaomiantaqueqinghengshuodao：“neijiugeyatoukemeiyigeshishengyoudedeng，hekuangjiusuanzhenbeitanaxiale，tianshugeyebushineimehaojieshoude。”
liuwushuangzhidaotabuguoshizuiyingeryi，shijixinzhongbiranzhidaonatianjuebuhuitaijiude，dantayemeijiechuanduifang，ershishoulianqingxuyouyoushuodao：“jiupataguozaobeirenchulai，neiyangdehua......”
sujinghongdeqishiboranyibian，yuqisenhancigudao：“sheiganshangtayigentoufa，wobizhuqijiuzu，rangqishengburusi！！”
shuowanturanganjueyoudianbudui，yushimangbamuguangyixiangshence，bianjianliuwushuangzhengyongzhongjiweiguaiyidemuguangkanzheziji。
“ni、nizheimekanzhewozuoshenme？”
liuwushuangxixueshuodao：“wozaixiang，yejiutahaimeiyouwanchengjiuzhuanshuangxiushenjuedeqianjiuzhuan，burandaodishitadanidezhuyi，haishinidatadezhuyi......”
“liuwushuang！nihushuobadaoshenmenini！？”
“sheihushuola？zhendangwobuzhidaoa？nishoujilimian......”
“bizui，niyaozaiganhushuobadaodehua......xinbuxinwojianglairangnidangtadeshierxiaoqie？”
“haoa，fanzhengbushibianyiwairen，buguoweishenmeshishierxiaoqie？diyishishei？dishiyiyoushisheiya？”
“柳无双！！！”
“gege......”
jiangzhoulongtengdasha，jiangyuzhanzaidashamenqian，yanzhongdaizheyimoqidaisecai。
sannianguoqu，yebuzhidaoqianxuezenmeyangle？
gangxiangdaozhei，jiujianyimingnvzicongdashalimiankuaibuxiaopaolechulai，tantoutannaodesichuzhangwang。
suiranzhishizhaleyigejiandandemawei，lianshangyemingxianzhishisuyaneryi，neizhangjingzhiqiaolianqueyijiumeidezuyixiyinrenherendemuguang。
dapeishenshangdezhiyezhengzhuang，zhenggerenkanzhejiuxiangyiduojingmeixuelian，gugaoqingleng，meibuzisheng。
jiangyulianshangdexiaoyigengjianongyuleshufen，yinweineimingnvzibushibieren，zhengshitadesanlaopo，qianhongzhuangshizongcailinqianxue！
jihutongyishike，linqianxueyezhuyidaolejiangyu，lianshangshunjianzhanfangchuleyimocuicanxiaoyi。
“老公！”
suizhezheishenghuanhu，tazhijiepujinlejiangyuhuaili，loujintadebozijidongjiaodao：“laogongnizhendelaikanwole？shifuzhongyuxunixiashanlema？”
houmianjigebaoanshale，zheihaishizhenggetenglongdashadouzhimingdebingshanzongcai？
turanyoulaogonglebushuo，zheinahaiyoubandianbingshanzongcaidemoyang？fenmingshigejiduzhanrendexiaoxifuba！？
jiangyutongyangtingjidongde，bijingzhengzhengsannianmeijian，erqiebuchuyiwaidehua......tajinwanyinggaizhongyukeyimingzhengyanshundechengweiqianxuedelaogongleba？
ranererrendoumeizhuyi，yiliangchaopaobuzhiheshizaierrenshenpangbuyuantinglexialai，jiezheyimingshoupengxianhuadeqingniannanzituimenxiache，kandaoerrenbaozaiyiqidunshishenqingyibian。
jiangyudequemeiyouchajuezheidian......huozheshuoshimeifangxinshang，bijingchenglichelaichewang，zheibuhenzhengchangma？
tadeshouzailinqianxuedenaodaishangmianrouleyixia，zuijiaodaixiaodehuidatadao：“shia，shifuzhongyutongyiwoxiashanle，suoyiwozheibushidiyishijianjiulaikannilema？”
linqianxuelianshangdexiaoyigengjiacanlanleshufen，kezheigeshihou，yidaoshengyinquelvexiantuwude**laidao：“qianxue，zheishisheia？”
linqianxueliansedunshijulieyibian：“jianghao！？”
beitachengweijianghaodenanzimianchenrushui，zhishijiangyuyinchenshuodao：“wowenni，tashishei！？”
“jianghao，qingzhuyinideshenfen！”
linqianxuebenlaihaiyoudiantoutengde，bijingjianghaodeshenfenbingbujiandan，ruguonengbudezui，tajueduibuxiangdezuiduifang。
ketajingyongzheiyangdeyuqizhiwenziji，zheiqueshitajueduibunengrende。
shenqingyileng，tahaobukeqidehanshengshuodao：“zanmenzhijianzhishipengyouguanxi，zhiwenwo？nibujuedezijiyuejielema！？”
shuowanyilajiangyu，tazhuanshenjiuyaolikaizheili，kecaiganggangtachuyibu，jiubeiduifangshenshoulanlexialai。
buguozheicitamianduidebushilinqianxue，ershijiangyu。
“wobuguannishishei，sanmiaonei，likejiwopazhelikai！”