“shinianle，wozhongyuzhonghuoziyoule！”
linbeixuankaozuozaifeijichuangbian，jianyidemianpangshangdaizheyimonanyiyanshidixingfen。
shinianqian，nanlingshibazhulinjia，yiyezhijianhuazuowuyou，zhishenglinbeixuanyiren。
zhiyushiherensuowei，julinbeixuandelianggeshiniangsuoshuo，chourendexiansuozaiqitawuweishiniangshenshang。
shiniandeshijian，linbeixuangenzhe**yaoraodedashiniangbaiwuyunxuewuliangong，genzhelengyanguishoudeershinianghuameiyizhuanyanyidu。
rujinyesuanshiyiwuyoucheng，zheicaixiashanxunchou。
suoyi，zheicixiashan，diyigemudedijiushijiangzhou，sanshiniangsuozaidedifang。
buguo，linbeixuansuiranqidaizhehesanshiniangdehuijian，danhaishihenhuainiangenzheliangweishiniangchaoxigongchuderizide。
yaobushiyinweifuchou，tababudedemeitiangenzailiangweimaoruotianxian，binghuoliangzhongtiandeshiniang**houmian，niejianchuituiduanchadaoshuini。
shibushide，hainenggenzheliangweiyongyoumoguishencaideshiniangyiqixixi。
suiranbaiwuyunhehuameiyiyigesanshisui，yigeershijiusui，dantamenquebalinbeixuanyizhidangzuohaizikandai。
suoyizheixiefulizailinbeixuanmaozhangqizhiqian，yizhidouxiangyoude。
“xiaoxuanzi！laijidashiniangcuocuobei......”
“好嘞，大师娘。”
“xiaoxuanzi！ershiniangdeheiwangwashibushiyoubeininaqulaoyule？”
“ershiniangwomeiyou，wonademingmingshineigezhuguang......e。”
turan，yiguhanqibilai。
huixiangzheyuliangweishiniangzhongzhongmeihaohuiyidelinbeixuan，shenqingyining，taitoukanqu。
yingruyanliandeshiyizhanghuazhedanzhuangdejingzhimiankong。
muguangxiayi，shenqiandebaomanbeineijinshendebaisechenshangoulelelinlijinzhi，ruguobushiyouyitiaoxiaolingdaizaixiongqianyaobaizhedang，kongpakouzifengxineideneiyimochunguangzaojiubaoluzaiwaile。
jixuxiayi，liangtiao**bizhidezhangtuizineiheiseduanqundiyanshenchulai，huangdelinbeixuanyanqianyihua，xintouyixi。
嚯！
doushuochenglideguniangganchuan，rujinshizhendejiandaole。
居然这么短！
xiangzhe，muguangzaiciduizhunlezheigenvhaidemiankong，anzizashe：“zhangdequeshibucuo，heyixieyixianmingxingyoudebile，danbishiniangmenhaishichaleneimeyinainai。”
“喂！”
“土包子！”
“kanshenmekan？xinbuxinworangnilimasangshishijue！”
chuanzhejkzhifudenvhai，kandaoyishengongrenmicaifudelinbeixuanhou，yanlijinshiyanezhise，xindao：“jintianchumenzhenshimeikanhuangli，meixiangdaozuotoudengcangjuranhainengpengdaozheizhongyishenqiongsuanweidetubie！zhenhuiqi！”
woqu？wozhaonirenile，kaikoujiuduiwoeyanxiangxiang？
城里姑娘怕看？
pakan，nibiechuanchengzheiyanga？
haishidashinianghao，buxiangkandouzhuanguolaijikan。
linbeixuandangchangjiulengzhule。
budengtafanying，jknvhaiyongshoudangzhuzheyanzaibiqian，xianqidao：“wei，nengbunenghenihuangezuowei？wohewojiejieyiqilaide，womenxiangzuozaiyiqi......”
“xiaoxiao，nishuohuakeqixie。”
zhengdanglinbeixuanyaofanboshi，yidaowenrousishuideshengyinzhongchanzazheyisiyouyuan，congjknvhaishenhouchuanleguolai，zuanjinlelinbeixuandeerduo。
啊，好听。
感觉耳朵都怀孕了。
ciqiongdelinbeixuanzhinengzheimexingrongle。
闻声望去。
“嗯？”
林北玄瞪大眼睛。
jingzhimiankong，jinsiyanjing，**lang，lianyijinshenbaotunqun，**jili，heisi......ershiwuliusuideyangzi。
妥妥的御姐风啊。
erqie，zheigeyujiekanqilaihaoxiangbushihengaoleng。
“buhaoyisi，womeimeishuohuadiaomanlexie，danxindibuhuai，haiqingnibuyaojieyi，wotitaxiangnidaoqian。”
tanghuanhuanmiandaiqianyi，yuqirouhe，shenchuyushouzhixiangguodaodelingyibian，“lingwai，zheiweixiansheng，wodezuoweijiuzaizheili，ruguoninfangbiandehua，nengbunenghewohuanyixiazuowei，feichangxiexie。”
zheiyiduiyujieluolijiemeihua，shihenxiyinrendezhuyide。
wenyan，linbeixuanconglengshenzhonghuiguoshenlai，xiaodao：“meishi，bujiushizuoweima，shenmexiebuxiede。”
shuozhe，tabianqishen，zhunbeichaozheguodaoneibiandezuoweizouqu。
keshihaimeidengtade**quanbutaiqilai，jiutingjiantangxiaoxiaochixiaodao：“zhubizichadacongzhuangshenmexiangni，haibushiyigetiangou。”
zheizhongshiqingtajianduole，pingshizhiyaotashaoshaodichumaiyidiansexiang，neixietiangoudouhuifengyongerzhidiganlai，baiyibaishun，haowusuoqiu。
genghekuangtajiejiedeshencairongmaobitahaihao，zaitakanlai，linbeixuanjiushizaigenjiejiexianyinqin。
buguo，tadeshengyinsuixiao，danlinbeixuanquetingdezhenqie。
啪叽。
**yiluo，youzuolehuiqu。
benlaishixiangkanzaijiejiedefenshangfangguozheigediaomanmeimeiyima。
danzheigenvrenquedecunjinchi，jingranmatashitiangou？
laohubufawei，nidanglaozishihaloukt？
linbeixuandiaoerlangdangdikaozaiyibeishang，xiaoyingyingdikanzhetangxiaoxiao，tiaoshengdao：“woturanjuedezheilinengkandaochuangwaidefengjing，neibiankanbudao，suoyi......buhuanle！”
“什么？”
benlaichidinglelinbeixuanzheigetiangoudetangxiaoxiao，feichangzhenjingdidengzheta，nanyizhixindijiaohedao：“nizheigetubieshuawomenni？”
林北玄笑而不语。
“meimeini......”
tanghuanhuanyuyaozuzhimeimei，keshilaletayixia，limajiubeitangxiaoxiaozhengtuokaile。
“土鳖！”
“bieyiweiwobuzhidao，xiangnizheizhongqiongbi，zuoyicitoudengcangdezhuanhaojigeyueqianba？zhenbuzhidaoyoushenmehaoshenqide！”
“jiusuannizuozaitoudengcang，niyeyangaibuzhunineiyishende**siwei！”
“恶心！垃圾！”
tangxiaoxiaoyiwangduiyutiangoukeyishuoshibaishibushuang，nalishouguozheibanwuni？dangchangjiuzhamaole。
rujindetangxiaoxiaojiuxiangyitouxiaomushizi，zhangyawuzhua，haobuxionghen。
dan，linbeixuanmuguangpingjing，rutonggujingbanwubo，kanzhetangxiaoxiaoyaotoudao：“bu，nicuole。”
“错了？”
tangxiaoxiaoyizheng，xuanjiyoumizheyan，leranchaoxiaodao：“e~wozhidaole。”
“nanbucheng，toudengcangdejipiaoshiyonghuabeimaide？”
“哈哈哈！”
“meimei，zheimeduoren，nizhuyixia，duodiuren......”
tanghuanhuanlazhemeimei，youxiemaiyuan。
dan，tangxiaoxiaogenbenbuting，yibatuikaijiejie，jixufangshengchaoxiao：“jiejie，diurendeshizheigetubie，lianzuotoudengcangdouyaoyonghuabei，nishuotazaizheihewomenzhuangshenmedaweibalanga？zhenshibuzhixiuchi！”
噗通——
youyutanghuanhuanjiaoshangcaizhegaogenxie，beimeimeizheimeyitui，jiaoxiabuwen，zhijieshuaidaozailedishang。
jianzhuang，tangxiaoxiaopingshisuirandiaomanlexie，danduijiejiehaishihenguanxinde，yushilianmangpaoleguoqu，youxiekuijiudao：“jiejieduibuqi，wobushi......”
话音未落。
tangxiaoxiaodelianshunjianbiandecanbai，lianmangjinghudao：“jiejie，nizenmele？jiejienixingxing！biehewoa！”