第五章 别不识好歹

zhupaipiaochuxiaohe,rongruledahe,niuyoudaoshoulezhugao,renyouzhupaisuibozhuliu,quxiangxiangbidongguohaoranrenzhijiangsiqiyanyeshan,meiliyoupianziji,daobuyongduoyi。

zuozaizhupaishang,yongchaidaopianchuleyixiexiaozhutiao,cheledianshixianzhunbeidekuchai,mochuhuozhezizaineibianpingdedashitoushangshengleyixiaoduihuo,jiangxiaozhutiaojinxingzhehongkao,kaochuhanqing,zhidaokaoderenxingzugoule,youjiangxiaozhutiaojieduanchenglexiaoduan。conghuailichechulezhiqianzaicunlizhunbeidemaxian,yongshoubenglebeng,querenlejieshichengduyinggaizugou,suijiangxiaoduanzhutiaofenjiedianbangzailemaxianshang,bangdeweizhizaizhutiaozhongjiandianshang。

youconghuailichechuyigenmaigan,jiechengxiaoxiaoduan,jiangrenxingshizudexiaozhutiaomaowan,xiaoduanmaiganjiangbengzaiyiqidexiaozhutiaoliangtoujitaozhule,rangxiaozhutiaowufadankai。shoudaopoyidongliyizhentao,mochuleyixiaobamaili,zheishitazaicunlinidiliyililibalachulaide,gujishifeibingqiangliangshisaluode。nianyilimailisaijinlebengzhuxiaozhutiaoliangtoudemaigankongyanzhong,rucizuowei,zaiyigenmaxianshanglianzuoleshijigejianyijiguan。

suihoumaxianrushui,yitoushuanzailezhupaishang,shengxiadejiutingtianyoumingle,niuyoudaoyebuguanle,yijiezhutongcongheliquleshui,manmanyanrukouzhongwurezaiyanxiaduzi,zuozaizhupaishangkaozhehuo,xinshangzhehedaoliangandefengjing,yanshenzhongmingxianyouzheduizheigeshijiedehaoqi。

yebuzhiguoleduojiu,turanganjuezuoxiazhupaiyoudiandongjing,sihuyoushenmedongxizaishuixiazhuaidong,shenseyixi。dongjingbuduanchuanlai,taquezuoneimeidong,meidengduojiudongjingjiuxiaotingle。

zhupaihoumianlaqimaxianwanghuishou,henkuaibianjianshuizhongtuochuleyizhiliangsanjinzhongdeyu。liangbianyusaiyijingbeidankaidezhutiaojichengkaile,caiyihuiergongfuzheitiaoyujiuyijingbansibuhuole。biexiaokanzheixiaoxiaoeryoujiandandebuyujiguan,yusainaishiyuzaishuixiadehuxixitong,huxichanshenglezhangai,jiusuanshizaishuixiashenghuodeyuyedebeishuijiyansi。zheizhutiaoyoudanxing,yuyixialiangxiayezhengbutuo,jiazhiqueyangzaishuixiahenkuaijiumeileliqi,yidanzhonglejiuhennanpaodiao,yugoudiaoshangdeyufanernengzaishuixiajiaojingxujiu。

dangran,zheixiaojiguanyeyouquexian,dayunangaodao。

meibanfa,cunlitiaojianyouxian,meiyoushiwujitaxiedai,tazhinengyindizhiyisuibianshidiandongxicouheyixia,yilushangzongdexiangbanfaguofuba。

jiangyuzhaixiayireng,youzhongxinbengshangxiaoduanmaiganzhuangshangyouerzaicifangrushuizhong。qitamailiyijingpaozhang,tagumozheyouyujilvyijingdadazengjia。

jianqibansibuhuodeyu,mochubishoujiangyukaitangbofuzaihelishaozuoqingxi,zhongxindianshanghuo,bangbangjiangyuyichuan,jiuzaineizideqiledikaoleqilai。jirannengzhuadaoyu,kanlaizheibiandeshengtaihuanjinghaibucuo,tazhunbeichihelasajiuzaizheizhupaishangle,tingshuozheibianbinghuangmaluande,gujihaishidaizaizhupaishanganquandian。

yugangkaoshu,tangzheshuangshouchuixudeniuyoudaohaimeikenshangjikou,zhupaixiamianyouyoulelachededongjing,niuyoudaolele。

yucitongshi,yuanchuanshang,yiliangmachezhengzaidianbokuangben,houmianyiduirenmajichizhuizhe。henkuaizhuishang,liangbianchongguodeqibingyangqigongnuchaozhemacheneiyizhenluanshe,canjiaoshengchuanchu,macheyexunsubeikongting。

zhupaijingguoshi,manmankenzhekaoyudeniuyoudaoqinyanmudushibingcongmacheneixianluojijushiti,youyirensihumeisi,zhengguidiqiurao,yijiangpaimakaojin,shouzhongqiangyiqiangcichu,jiangguidizhirencidao。

guangtianhuarizhixiarucixingxiong,duijingliguolingyigeshidaodeniuyoudaolaishuo,youdianguofen,zuizhongyaodeshizhiqiancunzhuangdejianwen,lingtaduizheiqunguanbingxianruweizhu,meishenmehaogan,queyezhinengshilengyanpangguan。

bahuiqiangdejianglingyezhuyidaoleniuyoudao,xiqi,zhupaishangkaoyu?

niuyoudaoyefaxianzheiqunguanbingzhuyidaoleziji,suijiazhuangliangmin,mangzijide,congzhupaihoumianzhuaishangmaxian,youshouleyitiaoyushanglai。

neijianglingyanzhongluchuraoyouxingqushense,duiyipangshouxiadao:“longdongjijie,polanhanyi,queyoubanfaguofu,zheishaoniankanzhejiling,shaozuoxunlianyexushigehaomiaozi。”shuohuashigenvrenshengyin。

xiashuhuiyi,zheishiyaojiangneishaonianzhualaidangbing,dangjichaozhupaishangdeniuyoudaonahan:“neishaonianlang,kuaixiekaoan,youhuawenni。”xiangpianguolai。

niuyoudaonagankaoan,dangzuomeitingjian,yifushangsuibiancalexiashou,balechazhupaishangdekaoyu,jixumaitouchizijide,youzhuanglongzideweidao。

duo!yizhijianyudingzailezhupaishangzhanweiwei,jiuzainiuyoudaoshenbian,chadianheniuyoudaoyitiao,zheiyaoshishepianyidianhaidele?

nuyantaitoukanqu,jieguofaxianzhengshizhiqiantiqiangsharenzhijiang。

duifangzuozaimabei,chigongzhilai,handao:“shaonianlang,guolai!”

shengyinqingcuimingliang,haisuanhaoting,niuyoudaocaizhizheishigenvjiang,zhiyinfengchenpupuchuanzhezhanjiakanbuchucixiong,dunshinule,chaoduifangbichuyigenzhongzhi,lingdashengsongchuliangzi:“**!”

nvjiangsuimeikanchutabichudezhongzhishishenmeyisi,dancongduifangdezhoumazhongyenengpanduanchuzheishoushijueduibushikuata,yiputongxiaominganzhengmianmaguanbing,danzibuxiao,youneimedianyisi,lengxiaoleyisheng。

tashouxialikeyoushijirenzhanggonglajian,duizhunlezheibian。

“woqu!”niuyoudaoguaijiaoyisheng,zenmewangleduifangyougongjian,zaozhibugaimarenrenuduifang,yigefanshen,putongzuanjinlebinglengdeheshuizhong。

yilianchuanduoduosheng,shijizhijianyudingzaileniuyoudaogangcaizuodeweizhi,huoguangtiaoqi,shibanshangranshaodechaihuobeijianshishedefanfei。

nvjiang“yi”lesheng,yanzhongyufaluchuxinshangshense,faxianzheishaonianlangbujiandan,fanyingsudugoukuai,yibanrenpashiyijinghedebuzhisuocuo,zheishaoniandediyifanyingqueshiyuxianguibiweixian,querenledequeshigehaomiaozi,gengjiajiqiletajiangzhishouyuhuixiadexingqu。

tataishouzhizhuledajianyuzaishedeshouxia,yilianxixuedikanzhe,lvduigenzhepiaoliudezhupaibingxing。

shuixiashenshoupanlezhupaibianyuan,maotouyikan,niuyoudaocaifaxianzhupaishangduijideyiduiganchaiyijingbeihuojidianran,ganjinhuibeiposhui,jianggangranqidehuomiaojijiaomiele,ruozhupaibeishaohuiledehua,meiyouzaijupingtamuqiandeshenbanpashimeibanfajiangshitidaiqushangqingzong。

jianduifangrenmabujibuxudizaianshangsuixing,baimingdingshangleta,niuyoudaopanzhezhupai,jiaoxiahuashui,lazhezhupaiwanglingyibiandeanpangkao。

nvjiangsuishoucongjianhulichouchuzhijian,dagonglaxian,souyijianshechu。

niuyoudaohuitougenzheshanguodejianyingkanqu,zhijianjianshichazaileduianyikewaibozishuganshangzhandong,zuijiaobujinchouchu,qimaliuqishimikuandehedao,nengqingyishezhongduianyikebusuandadeshu,duifangshenmeyisitaimingxianle,zheishizaixuanjianji,zaijinggaota,gancongduianshangan,tajiunengyijianfangfanta,biexiangpao。

niuyoudaodequeyouzheiniantou,shizaibuxingjiujidongguohaoranlaigeshuizang,taliushangduianpaorensuanle,bushitawuqing,ershishuilitailengle,paojiulefeidiuxiaomingbuke。

nvjiangzuijiaodaizhexixuexiaoyi,yifukanninengzaishuilipaoduojiudeyangzi,lingzherenmayazheqixingsudu,dingsileniuyoudao。erqiehairangrenmalazaiheankailezhangxian,zhangjulidingshouzheheduan,fangzhitaqianshuizuanyuanletaopao。

yingkangleyizhen,niuyoudaoyaguandongdekaishiduosuo,zhongyurenbuzhule,dahandao:“neiweijiangjun,xiaorengenniwuyuanwuchou,heguyisixiangbi?”

nvjianghuidao:“wuyuanwuchou?gangcai**mashei?”

“……”niuyoudaowuyuyizhen,youhandao:“nindarenbujixiaorenguoxingbuxing?”

nvjianggancuidao:“buxing!”

niuyoudao:“jiujingzenyangcaikenfangguo?”

nvjiang:“henjiandan,laiwohuixiaxiaomingshuzui,zuowodebing!”

rucidiaoman,qulehaibubeinizhemosi?niuyoudaofufeibuyi,tayebuganxiangxinduifang,xiangdanghuaiyiduifangshixiangbatapianshangqushoushi。jiranduifangbujiangdaoli,tayemeishenmehaokeqide,dashenghuidao:“dangnidebingmeixingqu,dangnidenanrenzenyang?”

nvjianglengxiaodao:“maomeizhangqidedongxi,haiganzuiying,kanninengpaoduojiu!”yigenjiandashanggong,zuoyushezhuang。

niuyoudaomengxiyikouqi,zuanjinleshuili,zhuazhezhupaixiamianbianzhadeteng,duozaizhupaixiamianqianxing。

randengleyihuierbujiandongjing,suizaiciqiaoqiaomaotou,jieguoyimaotou,duifangyouzuoshilagong,zaicijiangqibiruleshuizhong。

fanfujicihou,niuyoudaosuanshimingbaile,duifangzaishuata,ketahaibuganbuduo,wanyiduifangzhendeshetazenmeban?taxianzaiyoudianhuaiyidongguohaorandehua,bushishuoneihushenfunenghutayilupinganme,zenmebujianyouxiaoguo。

tabudebuliudaoleduijiganchaideweizhiduobi,ganchaixiamianshidongguohaorandeyiti,xianzaiyegubushanghuibuhuiredejianshishangjiwugu。

xinghaotianwujuerenzhilu,zhengzaitaxiangbanfatuoshendeshihou,qianfangheanchuxianlefuzadixing,mapinanyizaikaojinhebianxingzou,heliukaishiwanyangaixiang,yuanchuchuxianleweiweishanying,heliusihuyaoliujingshanyuediduan,liususihuyejiakuailebushao。

yimingbucongpaimadaolenvjiangshenbiandidiguguleyizhen,nvjiangtiaowangleyixiaqianfangdedixing,lvechenmozhihou,mochuleyimianpaizi,xizailejianshang,shanggongsoudeyijianshechu,dingzailezhupaishang,suihoudashenghandao:“xiaozi,tinghaole,jintiankannipeibenjiangjunwandegaoxingdefenshang,jinizhitiaominglu!waimianbinghuangmaluan,shidaojiannan,ruoshixiangtongle,kechimingpailaiguangyijunzhaoguanfu,zihuizhaodaowo,biedebuganbaozheng,baonichibaochuannuanquemeiwenti,shuobudinghainengbengeqiancheng,biebushihaodai!”shuobabozhuanmapi,lingzheyixingrenmazhefan,jichierqu。