“滚！”
“buyaoganraotongxuemenmaidanchaofan。”
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[kaixuan：jiangzirong，nigaihuangenanpengyoule，xiangwozheiyangdazhedenglongdoubuhaozhao。]
[kaixuan：bakuaifuji，henduorenpaizhedui，niquebuzhidaozhenxi，zhenshishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu。]
[kaixuan：nidenanrenzaixiangjiangsushebianshangbaitanmaidanchaofan，nideneixiepengyouyaoshizhidaohuibuhuixiaodiaodaya？]
[kaixuan：gangcaiwohaixiangzhaoguninanpengyoushengyi，baogechang，buguotahaishiheyiqianyiyangyouguqi，haha。]
[kaixuan：woyeshuole，ninanrenyaoshitaxiangdangchushi，keyidaowoxiangjiayihaolai，baozhengdaiyubiputongbiyeshengyaogao，haiyouwuxianyijin。]
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haiyougegegezaiguangdianshangban，zuoxiangmu**ren。
[子溶：无聊！]
jiangzirongzhishihuileyiju。
[kaixuan：biewangle，yuedibofushengri，wokeshiyaoqucanjiade，tingshuotazuijinyanshi，wohuijitayigejingxide。]
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“你！！！”
“wobarangwogaosuni，yueditahannilaijialichifan。”
“爱来不来。”
jiangzironglianshangdebiaoqingshunjianbiandehenbuhaokan。
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jiangzirongyaoyaqiechideshuodao。
huidaochuzuwudezuoxiaozhuangtaibiqianjitianhaohenduole，zhujianshiyinglezheizhongqiangdudegongzuo。
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zhiqiantayezhenglilehouxuyouxibanbendeneirong，chenzheyoushijianjiuzuozhixingdangandehuo。
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wuqingfang，xingchengzhumingdemeishitandianzhubo。
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