guangtoulaoshaokaotan,yigedaoshiheyigechuanzhebaibeixin、dakuchadeshaonianzuoyizhuo,pangbianjigekerenduizhetaliangzhizhidiandian。
“nikuaikan,daoshichishaokaoei。”
“zhende,haihepijiuni。”
daoshiziranshifanshengman,hefanshengmanyizhuodeshiyigezhangdegenwangdachuiside**sinanshi,tashifanshengmansidangwangmang,mangcundemang,helishishangneigewangmangdemeirenheguanxi。
fanjiazaifanshengmanxiaoxueshihoubandaochengli,chuzhongdaogaozhong,wangmanghefanshengmandoushitongbantongxue。
“laofan,nizhendeyaodangdaoshia?nijialimeifandui?”
wangmangdebiaoqingchongmanyihuohebujie,haoqidiwendao。
“nicai。”,fanshengmanshuowanyumendihelekoupijiu。
wangmangjiantayuyuguahuandemoyang,xinliyenengcaigedagai,zhishizuoweilaoyou,tahaishidequanquanfanshengman。
“nishuonifenghuazhengmao,saoqizhengwang,ganmaxiangbukaini?”
“dangdaoshimeiqiantude,haiburudangheshang,nikanneixieheshang,gegefeitoudaer,yikanyoushuijiuhenzu。”
“zheiyangba,jinwanwoqingke,xianqulingdianjiubahaiyiba,wanshizaiqutianshangrenjianzouyizao。”
“yitiaolongxialai,wobaozhengniyihoubuxianyuanyangbuxianxian,xianmulaowangmeiyitian,eiheiheihei.....”
“neishenmexiuxiandeniantou,chenzaojuele!”
fanshengmanbailetayiyan,dandandishuodao:“buxing,buchengxian,wuningsi。”
wangmangrangrangdao:“nizheihaizizenmeshuobutingni,dongbudongjiuxiuxian,nijiaogeshenxianlaiwokankan。”
youshizheijuhua,fanshengmanzheicimeiyoufanbo,ershiwanweidikanzhewangmang,zuijiaofuqiyisiguiyidexiaorong。
“heiheihei,shenxiannishimeijihuijiandaole,buguoguijiuyoukeneng。”
“a?”,jianwangmangbumingsuoyi,fanshengmanbiankaishishuodaoqilai。
“nimianselahuangandanwuguangzhe、liangyanfahei、zuichunganzao,bushishenkuijiushizhuanggui。”
wangmangwenyandajing,“**,zhendejiade,nibiehewo!”
fanshengmanyoushuodao:“wokannimeiyuzhijianyinyueyouheiqi,yinggaishizhuanggui。”
wangmangtingwan,zheicaisonglekouqi,paizhexiongkoushuodao:“hu,haoxian,chadianjiushenkuile,xinghaozhishizhuanggui。”
“才怪!!!”
“laofannibiehuwoa,nishibushijinleshenmexiejiao,zhaowofazhanxiaxianlaile?”
“niwotongxueyichang,nishilejiewojiaqingkuangde。wodiebuzhengqi,yibanianjiledoumeihunchugerenyang。wojiajiuwomayoufenqingjiegongdegongzuo,mianqiangyoudiangongziyangjiahukou。”
“wonengzenmeban?wozhinengzaozaoburushehui,jichengqijialineishijidonglou。”
“zaojiuwanwumeishuangxiu,tiantianpaozhequshouzu,nikankanwozheitui,nikankan,nikankan....”
wangmangshuozhehaibazijidetuitaileqilai,jinshanshandexiezizaifanshengmanmianqianhuangyan。
fanshengmanfuyandishuodao:“ng,kandaole,xinkuandeyeziba?”
wangmangyoubatoushenguoqu,“nizaikankanwozheinaodai,tiantiansuanzhang,toudoukuailiele。”
fanshengman:“ng,wendaole,sidankangdetouyoushiba?”
wangmang:“nizaikankanwozheishou,zheijiwoleide。”
fanshengman:“youhe,lvshuiguia,zenmebudaioumiqiele?”
fanshengmanzaojiuxiguanletadechoupimoyang,weishenmenenggentahedelai,yinweigaipeihetayanchudeshihoufanshengmanbuhuishierbujian。
wangmangjiayeshizhendeyouqian,tayeyetailihaile,linzouliuxiawanguanjiacai,yizhiyuerzimeiyoufendoudexiangfa。tabadabufenjiachanbianmaichengfangdichan,ganshangshidaichaoliuyouzhuanleyidabi,yushizhijietangpingle。
fanshengmanyijiabanlaichenglideshihou,zudejiushiwangmangjiadefangzi,gentamenchenglelinju。
wangmangtamamaxianbuzhu,maileyigexiaogongsidegufendangdagudong,ranhouzailimiandangqingjiegong。
wangmangnianjiqingqingjiujianfuqijialishouzudaye,haidebangmangkanzhetafuqindegupiao、yuanzaiqitadachengshidechanyeshenmede。
fanshengmanshuodao:“wokannishenshangyouguiqi,danshimeiyoushoudaokeyishanghai,yinggaizhishizuijinheguikaodejin。”
“nizixixiangxiangzuijinyoumeiyounongshenmeluanqibazaodedongxihuijia,huozhekaojinguobuganjingdedongxi?”
wangmangmiwangdikanzhefanshengman,guolebanshangcaiwendao:“nilaizhendea?”
fanshengmanhenrenzhendidianlediantou,congbaoguolitaochuleyigetaocixiaopingzi。
“zheigeshijingyanshui,cashangnengjiangui。”
wangmangdakaikanleyixia,wendao:“buhuiyouduba?”
fanshengmanjieshidao:“fangxinba,zheishijiangqingmingjiehuoduanwujiedangtianlushuijiexialai,shengzhuangzaibutouguangdeqiminzhong。zeqinglvxizhangliuyeliangpian,jiangliuyezhiyulushuineiliantongqiminfengcunsanrijike。naliuyeheshuicayanhuozhijiejiangyezitiezaimeixia,zirannengjiangui。”
wangmangwendao:“haiyoubiedefangfama?”
fanshengmanyoutaochugeguanzifangzaizhuoshang,shuodao:“zheigeshisirenni,fenmulidenitu。tuzaiyanshangkeyijiangui,daomuzeichangyong。”
wangmangxianqidishuodao:“**!nihaoexina,ganjinnazou!”
fanshengmanshouhuilesirenni,naqijingyanshuizaiwangmangmianqianhuanglaihuangqu,“lingdianjiubahaishihuijiazhuagui,nixuan。”
kanzhefanshengmanxinshidandandeyangzi,wangmangxinlineizhongmomingdehaoqixinzhendebeigoulechulai。
jiubawufeishihejiuliaomei,tianshangrenjiantaxiangqujiuqu,danshizheigegui....zhangzheimedahaizhenmeijianguo。
wangmangyouxiexiusedinaolenaotou,wendao:“neixianshuohao,yaoshizhenjiandaoguigaizenmeban?”
fanshengmantaochukaoguibang,haoqidishuodao:“fangxin,wodelaopengyou,nikeshiwoxiashandekaiyediyidanshengyi....budui,shidiyibigongji。”
“wojueduijinianpaidetuotuodangdang,tayaoshibutinghua,wojiuyibangziqiaosuitadetianlinggai。”
youlefanshengmandebaozheng,wangmangyelailexingzhi,shaokaoyebuchile。
shuailejizhanghongpiaozijiezhang,daizhefanshengmanzuoshangzijizuibianyidedaben,yilutututudiwangzijizhudedifangqule。