第1章 上门女婿,毫无尊严

di1zhangshangmennvxu,haowuzunyan

“shaoye,gongxinitongguolekaoyan,laobanrangwolaijieninhuijiade。”

chenyangmanbujingxindezouzaijiedaoshang,bangexiaoshiqian,yiqunxizhuanggelvdenanzi,kaizhehaochequdaotalaojia,gaosutashishengchengchenshijituandejichengren,tafuqinshiheheyoumingguangshengshoufu。

wusuikaishi,tazaiyangfuchenlaohanjiadeyiqie,doushiqinshengfumuanpaide,taderenshengdouzaiantamendeguihuazaizou,baokuocanjunruyu,shenzhiruzhuijiehun。

tawufajieshouturuqilaideyiqie,jibiantamenzhendehenyouqian,chenyangduiciyeshifenbuxie。canguojuntiguoqiang,shaguorenzuoguolao,duiyuzheixiezaoyikandan,suoyirangtamengundanle。

“chenyang,zheigedianlehaimeibafancaizuohao?dibanyemeituo,yuexitamenzhunbeixiabanle,nirangtamenchishenme?”

daojiagangjinchufangmanghuo,yuemujiudamajianghuilaile。

“ma,wojintianyoudianshidanwule。”

“nizenmejiuzhidaozhaoliyou?zheidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao,nanguairenrendoushuoniwonang。zhenshidaomei,younizheigenvxu,rangwozaiwaibiandoutaibuqitou。”yuemuzhangpingzhanzaimenkouzhizhetamadao。

chenyangyanshenyihan,momoxicaibuyu。

bannianqianchenyanghelinyuexijiehun,chengweilelinjiadeshangmennvxu。kemingweifuqi,quemeiyoubandianfuqizhishi,shenzhiliantadezuidoumeiqinguo,shuangfangzhibuguoshihuxiangliyong。linjiaxuyaotazheigeshangmennvxuquduojiachan,ertayangfuqushi,xuyaozhuanqiansongdidimeimeishangxue。

yuefuyuemu,zhengtianduitahengmeishuyan,zhishouhuajiao,shangmennvxu,haowuzunyan。

wanshang,linyuexixiwanzaozaifangjianlituzheshuangshenru,chenyangcongwaibiantuimenerru,ganghaokanjiantazaiziji**dezhangtuishanglaihuituca,yishenheiseshuiqun,henshireyanliaoren。

“sheirangnijinlaide?buhuiqiaomen?!”linyuexihanzhelianzhanqilai。

“womenshibushigailihunle?!”chenyangkaozaiqiangshangdao。

“lihun?”tazhenglexia,lenghengdao:“xingachenyang,juranhaizhudongtilihun,nizheigewonangfeihaisuanyoudianchuxiha。”

“dangchunijiadaolinjia,wonawushiwanjinifuqinzhibing,xianzainibaqushile,xiangfanlianduima?kenibiewangle,dangchuxieyishangnigenbenmeiyoutilihundezige。”

“dannifangxin,wobuhuichanzheni,dengwodeshizuochengle,wohuidiyishijianbanishuaile!”

chenyangchenmobuyu,zhuanshenlikai。

cirixiawu,huranjiedaolinyuexidedianhua,youfenzhongyaowenjianluozaijialile,rangjinjisongqugongsijita。

qiantaidaizhechenyanglaidaolinyuexidebangongshi,jianlimianzhanzheyiqunren,tabuyoutingzaimenkou。

“yuexi,fangqiba,zuijinjigeyuenidouzuohuangjidanshengyile?zheijiagongsizainishouliyizhikuisun,ninashenmegenwozheng?”linyudeyidao:“liyongjiehunlaiduojiachan,niyiweineimerongyima?”

“bieyiweiwobuzhidaoshinizaianzhonggaodegui,linyunibiegaoxingtaizao,qixianhaimeidaoni,xiangbawomenganchulinjia,nihaizuobudao!!”linyuexixiaolianqidetonghong。

“hehe,neiwomenzouzheqiao,tingshuohelifudehezuoniyougaohuangle,yeyedezhizheigexiaoxi,duinihenshiwanga,jiayouo,haomeimei。”linyulengxiaoliangsheng,dairenzoulechulai。

jingguochenyangshenbianshi,talenglexia,buxiedebiyidao:“kanshenme?feiwu!”

chenyangzhouzhemei,kanzhetadayaodabaidelikai。

“wei,sheirangnilaide?buzhihuijilinzongdiurenma?!”

zhousiyushilinyuexidetongshihaoguimi,zhenghaoyouhuomeichufani,kanjianchenyanghenbushuang,tayizhibachenyangdangchengchiruanfandewonangfei。

“worangtasongziliaolaide。”linyuexibaibaishou,meihaoqidao:“hailengzheganma?”

chenyangzoujinqu,baziliaofangzaizhuoshang,youyulexiadao:“zenmehuishi?xuyaobangmangma?”

“he,nigewonangfeinengbangwomenshenme?”zhousiyubiyidelenghengdao:“zhenshikexiao,niyiweizijishishei?zhidaolifushisheima?”

taantankouqi,shizaishijuedezheiduankexiaodehunyindaotoule,benxiangkaolvyaobuyaohuochuqurangchenshijituanbangmang,danjiantamendetaidu,haishidaxiaolezheigeniantou,tayebuxiangqingyihechenshijituankaizheigekou。

wanfanshi,yuefulinjiarongdeshoujihuranxiangle,jietinghoutaliansedabian,zhanqilaidao:

“laoyeziyoujinyiyuanle,zheihuigujichengbuzhule,zanmendeganjinqukankan,fouzeshuobudingdageyijiayouyaogaochushenmemingtangni。”

“neiganjinzoua,haidengshenme。”yuemuzhangpingjimangzhanqilai。

zaizhengduocaichanzheijianshishang,chenyangzheigeshangmennvxuzailinyuexijiayouzhongyaodeyingxiang,yinweilinjiarongzhiyouyigenver,nverzongyaowaijiade,zaijiachanfengeshiyaochidakui,suoyizuihaodebanfajiushizhaonvxuruzhui。

zheigejinyaoguantou,chenyangyedepeitamenyijiaganquyiyuan。

linlaoyezideshoushushiwai,cishizhanmanlelinjiaren,tamengandaodeshihou,linyuyijiabizibushibizi,lianbushiliande,linyujixiaodao:

“ershu、yuexi,yeyezaijiabinglejigeyue,yemeijiannimenhuiquguanxinguojihui,xianzaizhidaotalaorenjiakuaibuxingle,weileneidianjiachanlaidedaoshitingkuai。”

linyuexibuganshiruodehuijidao:“woduiyeyedeguanxinbinishao?linyu,nimenzenmexiangdedajiaxinzhiduming。”

meiyihuiyishengcongshoushushineizouchulai,zhaixiakouzhaoningzhongdao:“buhaoyisi,womenjinlile,laorenjiaxinzangshuaijie,wunengweiliyijingqule,zheifenyizhushitalinzouqian,qinshourangwozhuanjiaojinimende。”

wenyan,linjiaronghelinjiaqiangxiongdiliangzhengxiankonghoudepaoguoquqiangyizhu,sheiyeburangshei,houmianzhinengrangguanjialainianyizhudeneirong。

eryizhudagaideyisishi,jiachanlinyuhelinyuexiliangjiagesishi,shengxiadeershiliujiqitaqinshu。

tingwan,linyuexidefumuzongsuansonglekouqi。linyuyijiazeqideliansetieqing,youqishilinjiaqiang,gengshijidongdao:

“bukeneng,zheijueduibukeneng,woshizhangzi,xiaoyushizhangsun,zenmenenghetamenpingfen?jiade,yizhukendingshijiade!”

“dashaoye,queshishilaoyezidebiji,wobuhuikancuode。”guanjiashuodao。

“dage,nishuozheihuajiubuduile,zanbadeyizhuzaizheier,nihaixiangdilaibucheng?”linjiaronghanzheliandao:“yaobushinimenbubuxiangbi,womenyebuhuinaochengzheiyang。”

“zanliangdoushiqinerzi,yuexiyeshilinjiadezisun,weihejiubunengpingfen?”

“feihua,yuexishinvde,tayijingjiehunle,yihoulinjiadecaichanhaiyaojiwairenxiangyongbucheng?”linjiaqiangfanjidao。

“dage,yuexishijiehunle,kebingmeiyoujiachuqu,chenyangshishangmennvxu,caichanyongyuandoushiyuexide,shenmejiaojiwairen?”zhangpingmeihaoqidao。

“nihaiyouliantichenyang?zheigefeiwuyepeidanglinjiadenvxu?bieyiweiwomenbuzhidaoshinisuibianzhaogerenlaitangsaizanba!”tahenhendedengleyiyanchenyang。

“meicuo,yuexi,nizhaolaogongyeyaogexiangyangdeba?xiangchenyangzheizhongyiwushichudewonangfei,yitushibushitaimingxianlexie?”linyulengxiaodao。

linyuexiyaoleyaoya,nudao:“linyu,nipingshenmeshuowo?buguanchenyangshizenmeyang,tashiwolaogongbujia,ernizheixieniangandeneixieshangtianhailideshi,bieyiweiwobuzhidao。”

“nishenmeyisi?**shenmeshangtianhailideshile?bahuajiwoshuoqingchu。”linyuzhizhetadao。

“he,dabozheixienianjinicaleduoshao**?yuandebushuo,shanggeyueniduishenchengdaxueyimingnvxueshengganleshenme,buhuineimekuaijiuwangleba?!”

“nifangpi,gantamawuxianwo,laozijinerjiujiaonizenmedangmeimei!”linyubeidangzhongjieduan,naoxiuchengnu,chaolinyuexichongleguoqu,yangqiyizhidashouchaotalianshangchouguoqu。

sheiyemeixiangdaolinyuhuishengneimedaqi,huranhuidongshou。linyuexineiyikewanquanbeiheshale,buzhisuocuodeshazhanzainei,kanzhetadebazhangchouguolai,bishangleshuangyan。

“tashiwolaopo,yaodayelunbudaoniba?”

bazhangmeiyouluozaizijilianshang,linyuexizhengyihuodeshihou,hurantingjianerbianchuanlaiyidaoshengyin,shichenyang。

taganmangzhengkaiyanjing,bukesiyidekanzheyanqiandeyimu,zhijianchenyangzhanzaizijishenbian,laolaozhuazhulelinyudeshouwan。

sheidoumeixiangdao,guanjianshikeshichenyangzhanchulai,dougandaohenyiwai,zaitamenyanli,zheikeshigemeiyongdewonangfeia。

linyubuxiedelengxiaodao:“nigefeiwuyegangenwozuoduile?zhenyiweiwobanidangmeifu,bugandani?”

“nihaimeineigezige!”

chenyangsongkaita,fengqingyundandehuidao。zheiyiketasihuwanquanbianlegeren,youqizailinyuexiyanli,pingrilitaduizijiyantingjicong,wenshundexiangtiaogou,heshijianguotaruciqiangshideyimian?

‘tahaishichenyangma?’linyuexizaixinlidigu。

“biezhengle,neimedadejiaye,yebushiliangjuhuajiunengfenqingchude,yanxiahaishixiangruhechulihaolaoyezidehoushiba,zainaoxiaqurangwairenkanxiaohua。”zheishiguanjiashiwangdeyaotoudao。

tamenanfenlexialai,bijingsheiyebuxiangkougebuxiaodezuiming,youqishizheigejieguyan,buguolinyuhaishihenhendedengzhechenyang。

shangliangleyixialaoyezidehoushi,zhongrenjiugehuigejiale。

“chenyang,suannigangcaibiaoxiandexianggeyemen,danbieyiweizheiyang,jiunengrangwomenduiniguamuxiangkan,niyaoshikejizhuzijideshenfen,nizhishishangmennvxu。”

gangdaojia,yuemuzhangpingjiuyinyangguaiqideshuodao,yebuzhishibiaoyanghaishijinggao。

chenyangbuyu,zhuanshenhuifang,danxixindelinyuexifenmingkandaotalikaishi,neibuxiedeshenqing,rangtashifenbushufu,zheijiahuohaoxiangzaichaoxiaotamenyijia!

banwanlaoyezidehoushi,linjiasuanshizanshipingjinglexialai。

zheitianwanshang,linyuexiyijiasankouqilerongrongdezaiketingchishuiguo,zheizhonghuamianchenyangshiwufacanyujinqude,zhinengdaizaifangjianlikanshu。

menkouhurantuikai,linyuexichuanzheyitiaoduanqunzoulejinlai,shuangshouhuanxionglengshengdao:“jintianbushilingnigongziderizima?zenmejintianbuzhudongzhaowoyaole?chiruanfanhaixiangrangwoqinzisongdaonizuibianbucheng?zhenbazijidangxiaobailianle?”

tazhoulezhoumei,morandao:“jiusuanwozhendangxiaobailian,zheidianqianniyebaoyangbuqiwo。”

“he,zicongtichulihunhou,yuelaiyueyouguqile,xing,youzhongyihoujiubiewenwoyaoqian。”linyuexixinqingbenlaijiubuhao,suoyiduitashuohuabukeqilexie,quemeixiangdaotajuranhuidingzuile,xinligengshibufen。

chenyangxiaoerbuyu,tayuejianaohuo,jiezhedao:“mingtianwomashengri,jitamaijianxiangyangdeliwu,qianwanbieneimehansuan,wobuxianggenzhenankan。”

shuowan,tabaliangwanxianjinrengdaochenyangshenshangzoulechuqu。

laoyezidehoushigangbanwan,zhangpingdeshengrijiudaole,tamenyijiayebugandaban,yimianbeirenliuxiakoushe,suoyizhishiyaoqinglezuolinsishe,dangwanzaiyijiagaodangcantingqingzhu。

bangwan,chenyangdaizheliwu,helinyuexilaidaolecantingbaoxiang,jinqudeshihou,tadefumuheyixiepengyouyijingzailimianliaoleqilai。

“yuexilaile,yo,guyeyelaile。”

“guye,jintianchuandezhenshuaia,heyuexizhanzaiyiqi,zhenshilangcainvmao。”

zheixielinjupengyou,bingbuzhiliangrenzhenshidehunyinzhuangkuang,henkeqidedazhaohu。

tingdaozheihua,zhangpingyouxiebushufu,xiaodehenbuziran。

“geweiayishushuhao。”linyuexilimaodedazhaohu,ranhouzouguoqubaozhangping,xiaodao:“ma,shengrikuaile,zheishiwodejinideliwuo。”

zhangpingxiaolexiao,kandezhongrenyouliankualinyuexizheigenverdongshi。

chenyangyegenzheshangqu,bazhunbeihaodeliwusongshangqian,jiandandao:“ma,shengrikuaile。”

zhangpingduitadetaidu,jieranxiangfan,dangjijiubanqilelian,dao:“fangneiba。”

“guyeyeshigexiaoshundehaizia,lintaitai,ninmingzhenshihaoya,naxiangwoneinvxu,shanghuiwoshengri,yidianbiaoshidoumeiyou,jiudalegedianhua,zhenshiheninmeifabi。”

“duia,lintaitai,ganjindakailiwukankan,guyesongdeshenmeliwu。”

zhongrenyoushiyidunkeqihua,jiandajiadouqihonghaoqi,zhangpingdakailelihe,limianshiyizhijingmeidefeicuishouzhuo。

“wa,haopiaoliangdeshouzhuo,kanzheichengsezhenjingzhia。”

“yi,zheikuanshouzhuohaoyanshua,shibushineigeshenmeguojidapaidiaogangcaidexilie?”

youmingweipangdefunvzhanqilai,zoushangqiandaliangneishouzhuo,xianmudewendao。

“meicuo,shidiao。”chenyangdiandiantou。

“lintaitai,nikezhenshitaixingfule,zheikuanshouzhuoliangwansanni,woxiangyaohenjiulequemeishedemai,niguyeduinikedafang。”funvshuodao。

xianchangzhongren,yefenfenbiaoshixianmu。

zuozaiyibiandelinyuexi,zuijiaoluchuxiaoyi,zongsuanganlejianrangrenshuxindeshi。

raner,zhangpingsihuyidiandoubugaoxing,haidengleyiyanchenyang,dashengdao:“youshenmedafangde,liangwanduokuaideshouzhuo,youbushihuatadeqian,tayouzenmehuixinteng?”

“lin---lintaitai,ninzheishishenmeyisi?”youbianyiweizhongniannanziyihuodao。

“chenyangshishangmennvxu,zhengtianzaijialishenmedoubugan,nalaideshouru,zheiqianhaibushihuawomenjiadema。”zhangpingmeihaoqidao。

wenyan,zhongrenbianmingbaile,dunshikanchenyangdeyanguang,biandeyouxieguaiyileqilai,hezhetahuashilinjiadeqian,zaijialishenmedoubugan?neibujiushizhuanchiruanfandeshangmennvxuma?

chenyanganziminleminzuichun,tazairennai。gaosuzijizheizhongshenghuokuaiyaojieshule,jiubiehetajijiaole。

“ma,shuozheixieganshenme。”

linyuexijianchenyanglianseyouxienankan,yejuedemuqinshuozheixieyouxieshangren,suoyilalelata。

“haizhanzheganshenme?”zhangpingmeihaoqideduichenyangdao。

tayiyanbufazoudaolinyuexipangbianzuoxia,redelinyuexiananyaotou,youxieshiwang。qishitafanerxiangrangchenyangyoudiantaidu,tataiwonangle,zheiyeshizuiqiaobushangtadedifang。

rendaoqi,linjiarongbianrangfuwuyuankaishishangcai,gezhongfengfudeshanzhenhaiweisongshanglai,zhongrengangdongkuaizi,baoxiangmenhuranbeituikai,yimingchuanzhebaisexizhuangdeyingjunnanzi,nazhexianhuazoulejinlai。