wojiaojingze,shiliusui,zhengrutimusuoshuo,
我的身体有点特殊。
shuodeneimehaoting,qishiwozhishidanchundeyouchaonenglibale。zairichangshenghuozhong,wogenyigeputongrenyemeishenmechabie。
haobiruxianzaidewo,jiuzaiyibianqugongzuodelushang,yibianzaixiangruhejizheipianxiaoshuolaiyigechaoshuaidekaitou。
“a!wodebao,lairenzhuaxiaotoua!”wohaoburongyiyoudianmeimu,beihouturanchuanlaiyishengjianjiaoraoluanlewodesilu。
woxianghouyikan,yiliangdianpingchezhengtuozheyinanyinvxiangwokailai,nanzizaikaiche,nvzishoulizetizheyigeshoutibao,yinggaijiushicongneiweinvshishouzhongqiangzoude。
dianpingchefeisushiguowoshenbian,danwobingmeiyouchushouxiangzhu。
suiranwobabashijingcha,tayechangchangjiaoyuwoyinggaijianyiyongwei,danwocongbuhuiquzuochenggonglvdiyubaifenzhiliushideshiqing,yinweiruguowoshibaile,wobuxiangduimouxieshiqingfuze。
yirenquzuzhixiaotouchenggonglvtaidi,yidanshibaihaihuiyinqigengdademafan,woyechengdanbuqizheigezeren。
yushiwojiuzheiyangkanzhetamenlikai,taishouzhenglileyixiafaxing,wudongyuzhong。
buguo,woyejinjinzhishibiaomianwudongyuzhongeryi。
zhijiankaichenanzishuangshouxiangshibushoukongzhileyiban,kaishibuduandedoudong,dianpingcheyeyincipinghengshidiao,zuihouerrenlianrendaichefandaozaidi。
wodenenglishikongzhizijideshenti,birufenliwodemouyigebuwei,zaibatazuzhuanghuilai;yekeyijiangtamenpaoqi,zheiyangyuanbenzheigebuweideweizhizehuizhujianyuhedaoyuanlaideyangzi。
suoyiwobingmeiyouduikaichenanzizuoshenmedongzuo,wokongzhideshiwozijideshenti,bushibierende。
wodeshentiziranyebaohanwodexueye,wozhishizaigangcaiwotaishouzhenglifaxingdeshihou,fangchulewodexueye,zaimeirenjiandaodeqingkuangxia,tingliuzailetamendecheshang。
dengtamenjijiangdaodayigexiashuidaofujinshi,worangwodexueyeyibufentianmanleqianlundefengxi,lingyibufenjiangdianpingchetoushaoshaotaiqi。qianlunmocajijujianshao,yudimianbuduandahua,zongshitamenzenmediaozheng,yebaituobulerenyang“che”fandemingyun。
jiandaoliangrenshuaidaozaididechangjing,worangwoduixueyeliujinleyipangdexiashuidao,tongshinachuleshouji,pailezhangzhao。
bingbushiwoxiangpaixiatamendejiongyang,ershiyinwei……
qichenvzichuanlequnzi,jingguozheifanzheteng,qundibaoluwuyi。
yujiancidengmeijing,woyouqinengbaibailangfei。heiseleisibantoumingshishikekechongjizhewodeyanqiu。wobuyoudekongzhilewodeshiwangmo,xiangkandegengqingchuyidian。
ertamenweileburangbierenkanjiantamenzhenmianmu,tedidailedangguangtoukui,ziranyezuailetamenyixieshixian。genghekuangtamentoudongxizaixian,wozheimezuoheqingheli。
errenshuaidaohou,shenshangdeshangshiyirangtamenchachinantao。meiyouzhuyidaowodedongzuo,tamenshaoweizhenglihaozijideyizhe,huangusizhou,jiandaozhiyouwohelingwaiyigeduanfanvhaizideshihou,qichenvziyiranjueranshitaochuyibasuishenxiedaidexiaodao,jiazaineigenvhaizidebozishang。
e~shijuedefanzhengtaobulele,suoyixiangzhaogerenzhishima?youjuedewobuhaoqifu,suoyixuanlegenvhaizima?
wokongzhilezijideshiwangmoheganguangxibao,woxiankanqingletamenerrendezhangxiang,weihouxushibaizuozhunbei。
suiranduiwolaishuo,congchidaodaitushoushangjiuxiarenzhidechenggonglvgaodabaifenzhijiushiwu。danjishizheiyang,yeyoubaifenzhiwudejilvhuishibai,suoyiwoyijiuyaoweishibaizuohaozhunbei。
buguoyebaohanleguanchaqichenvzizhangdehaokanbuhaokande,congerjuedingwogangcaipaideneizhangzhaopiandejiazhideyuanyin。
jiuzaiwoyinweikandaoqichenvzizhangdehaitinghaokanergaoxingshi,beibangjiadeneigeduanfanvhaizituranfali,yigeguojianshuaibaqichenvziliaodaozaidi,qichenvzishunjianzaiqibuneng。
jihushizaiyishunzhijian,duanfanvhaiziyouchongxiangkaichenanzi,zhijieyijiaotizaitadetoukuishang。kaichenanziyezaiqibuneng。
wobeiyanqianyimudaizhule,woxiangbudaoyanqianzheimingnvzijinghuiyouzheimeqiangdebaofali。buguo,xiashouzheimezhong,bupabeitamenjizhuma?
jiuzaiwohaizaihuiweigangcaineijingcaidefanjishi,taquezaoyinaqilubiandeshoutibao,huanjiletayuanbendezhuren。
suanle,buxiangzheimeduole,renjiadeshiwomeibiyaoneimeguanxin。
“you,xiaohuya,nijintianzenmelaiwanle。”
xiangzhexiangzhe,wolaidaolewogongzuodedifang——mingyakafei。shuohuadezeshihewoyikuaigongzuodezhangzuzhang,zuoweiwomenbzudezuzhang,sishilaisui,dankanshangquyejiuershilaisuideyangzi。gongzuowending,jiatingxingfu。
xiaohuyazeshitaduiwodenicheng,bijingnanshengyouhuyadeyebuduo,wodezheigetedianyeqingyidebeitafaxianle。
“mingtianjiukaixuele,zheibushizaichenmixuexi,chenmizhechenmizhejiukancuoshijianle。”wokaiwanxiaodao,meiyouduizhangzuzhangtiqigangcaideshi。
“delebani,xiangxinnihuixuexiwoningkexiangxinlvbushinvde。”zhangzuzhangyedaqudao。
bagexiaoshidegongzuohenkuaijiuguoqule。jintianhepingchangyiyangbingmeiyoushenmezhideyitideshi。
“zhangzuzhang,woxianhuiqule。”gongzuoganwan,wolimaodeduizhangzuzhangshuodao。
“haole,jiaqilihaohaozhuanqian,kaixuezhihoujiuhaohaodushu,zhendeyaorenzhenxuexi,zhidaoma?”zhangzuzhangyelaodabuxiaodehuidawodao。
woxiangtadiantoushiyi,bianlikaile。zhiyuhuibuhuizhaotashuodezuo,neijiubuyidingle。
yinweijishiwoburenzhenxuexi,wochengjiyekeyiminglieqianmao。wozhixuyaozaikaoshideshihoukongzhiwodedanaopicengxibao,wojiukeyibichangrencongmingxuduo。
hepingchangyiyangwozoujinleyitiaoxiaoxiang,congzheitiaoxiaoxiangkeyijieyuewodayueshifenzhongdeshijian。
buguozheitiaoxiaoxiangyeshihunhunmendejujidi,shibushijiuhuiyourenchulaijinxinglesuo。danxianzaishishenyeliangdian,suoyiwobingjuedewohuiyudaotamen。
“xiaozi,niruozaibujiqian,nihoumianneiniukejiucanlee。”
wokao,buzhiyuba,xianzaishilingchenliangdianei,shuijuetabuxiangma?
wojiasuxiangqian,yikan。shisigeshamatezhengzailesuoyiduixiaoqinglv。
neisigeshamate,fenbieranzhehongfa,huangfa,lanfa,lvfa。
nimenshibiandafeixingqibianrandefama?nimenzheiyangwulunzainasuibianchejigentoufaxialaijiukeyidafeixingqilea。
neiduixiaoqinglvzezaiyipangsesefadou。
wohuangusizhou,zheiliguangxianbuhao,tamenyinggaibuhuikanqingwodezhangxiang,neimewojiubuyongdanxinhouxudeshiqingle。
erqiejianyiyongweidechenggonglvdayubaifenzhiliushi,neime,
到我表演的时候了。