第1章 一个超帅的开头

wojiaojingze,shiliusui,zhengrutimusuoshuo,

我的身体有点特殊。

shuodeneimehaoting,qishiwozhishidanchundeyouchaonenglibale。zairichangshenghuozhong,wogenyigeputongrenyemeishenmechabie。

haobiruxianzaidewo,jiuzaiyibianqugongzuodelushang,yibianzaixiangruhejizheipianxiaoshuolaiyigechaoshuaidekaitou。

“a!wodebao,lairenzhuaxiaotoua!”wohaoburongyiyoudianmeimu,beihouturanchuanlaiyishengjianjiaoraoluanlewodesilu。

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wodenenglishikongzhizijideshenti,birufenliwodemouyigebuwei,zaibatazuzhuanghuilai;yekeyijiangtamenpaoqi,zheiyangyuanbenzheigebuweideweizhizehuizhujianyuhedaoyuanlaideyangzi。

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bingbushiwoxiangpaixiatamendejiongyang,ershiyinwei……

qichenvzichuanlequnzi,jingguozheifanzheteng,qundibaoluwuyi。

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e~shijuedefanzhengtaobulele,suoyixiangzhaogerenzhishima?youjuedewobuhaoqifu,suoyixuanlegenvhaizima?

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suanle,buxiangzheimeduole,renjiadeshiwomeibiyaoneimeguanxin。

“you,xiaohuya,nijintianzenmelaiwanle。”

xiangzhexiangzhe,wolaidaolewogongzuodedifang——mingyakafei。shuohuadezeshihewoyikuaigongzuodezhangzuzhang,zuoweiwomenbzudezuzhang,sishilaisui,dankanshangquyejiuershilaisuideyangzi。gongzuowending,jiatingxingfu。

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“mingtianjiukaixuele,zheibushizaichenmixuexi,chenmizhechenmizhejiukancuoshijianle。”wokaiwanxiaodao,meiyouduizhangzuzhangtiqigangcaideshi。

“delebani,xiangxinnihuixuexiwoningkexiangxinlvbushinvde。”zhangzuzhangyedaqudao。

bagexiaoshidegongzuohenkuaijiuguoqule。jintianhepingchangyiyangbingmeiyoushenmezhideyitideshi。

“zhangzuzhang,woxianhuiqule。”gongzuoganwan,wolimaodeduizhangzuzhangshuodao。

“haole,jiaqilihaohaozhuanqian,kaixuezhihoujiuhaohaodushu,zhendeyaorenzhenxuexi,zhidaoma?”zhangzuzhangyelaodabuxiaodehuidawodao。

woxiangtadiantoushiyi,bianlikaile。zhiyuhuibuhuizhaotashuodezuo,neijiubuyidingle。

yinweijishiwoburenzhenxuexi,wochengjiyekeyiminglieqianmao。wozhixuyaozaikaoshideshihoukongzhiwodedanaopicengxibao,wojiukeyibichangrencongmingxuduo。

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“xiaozi,niruozaibujiqian,nihoumianneiniukejiucanlee。”

wokao,buzhiyuba,xianzaishilingchenliangdianei,shuijuetabuxiangma?

wojiasuxiangqian,yikan。shisigeshamatezhengzailesuoyiduixiaoqinglv。

neisigeshamate,fenbieranzhehongfa,huangfa,lanfa,lvfa。

nimenshibiandafeixingqibianrandefama?nimenzheiyangwulunzainasuibianchejigentoufaxialaijiukeyidafeixingqilea。

neiduixiaoqinglvzezaiyipangsesefadou。

wohuangusizhou,zheiliguangxianbuhao,tamenyinggaibuhuikanqingwodezhangxiang,neimewojiubuyongdanxinhouxudeshiqingle。

erqiejianyiyongweidechenggonglvdayubaifenzhiliushi,neime,

到我表演的时候了。