第3章
“报警？”
songdashan“haha”daxiaoleqilai，“zheiniangmenyoudianeryisia！jingranganzaiwosongdashandemianqianshuobaojing？”
tanazhegunzi，zhizhelinqingyanshuodao：“nitamabaoyigejiwokankan？kankanshijingchalaidekuai，haishiwomendongshoudongdekuai？”
“zaizheiyimusanfendishang，sheirenburenshiwosongdashan？”
“yebuqudatingdating，wosongdashanshiganshenmede？”
tazhizhezijidetuishuodao：“bietamedefeihua，shiwankuaiqian，naleqian，womashangrangnizou，yaoburan......。”
tayanshenxieedesaoshileyiyanlinqingyandeshenti，tianletianzuijiao，“zheimebiaozhidenvren，wohaiconglaimeiyoushiguo，jiusuanbanimaileyinggaiyezhibushaoqianba？”
“哈哈！”
周围的人大笑起来。
“dashange，biemaia！zanmendahuangcunzheili，shenmedoubuque，jiushiquenvren，yaoshizhendemai，maijiwozenmeyang？wochushiwan！”
“shiwanyexiangmaizheimebiaozhidenvren？meikandaotadepifuduomedehuanenma？wolaoliuchushiwuwan，wojiuzheixieqian，maihuiqushengwa，jiwoduoshengjige！”
“doutamameijianguonvren？”
songdashandianleyikeyan，yiliandebuxie，“wogaosunimen，nimenbushihuo，jiuzheigezise，zhishaonengmaiwushiwandejiage，nimendoudonggepia！”
“youshishiwan，youshishiwuwande，meijianguoqiana？”
tayiliandexiaozhang，fangfozheilinqingyanjiuyijingchengweiletashoushangdehuowuyiban。
songdashanchongzhelinqingyanlengxiaodao：“biehaipa，womendoushiliangmin，zhiyaonijilewoshiwandeyiyaofei，wogangcaishuodejiushipihua。”
“buguoniyaoshibujidehua，heihei。”
taweisuodeyixiao，“wokebuganbaozhengwodezheixiexiongdimen，nengzuochushenmeyangdeshiqingchulai。”
“哈哈！”
zhouweiderendaxiaoyisheng，huanhuandibijinlelinqingyan。
“nimenxiangyaoganshenme？”
linqingyanhuangle，raoshitazaizenmejianqiang，yemingbaile，yushangdezheiqunrenshiyiqunwulai。
“你们别过来。”
tabutingdehoutui，xiangyaojinrucheli，keshitadechemenzaojiubeijigedahanjidangzhule，tazhinengbutingdeyidong。
“wojinggaonimen，xianzaishifazhishehui，nimenzheiyangshiweifade。”
“qunidayedeweifa！”
songdashanmadao：“nizhuangleren，nihaiyoulile，jiranzhidaorujinshifazhideshehui，neijiuganjinpeiqian。”
“对了。”
taturanliezuiyixiao：“youqingtiqingyixia，jiusuanshinibaojing，jingchalaidaozheili，yexuyaolianggexiaoshideshijian，erqieninengbunengdachuqudianhua，haishiyigeweizhishu。”
tahuangdongzheshouzhongdemugun，kanjiashi，zhiyaolinqingyanyoushenmeyidong，tajueduibuhuikeqi。
“hao，wojinimenqian！”
beibiwunai，linqingyanyezhidao，jintianyaoshibuchuqiandehua，xiangyaoanranlikaimingxianshibukenengdeshiqing。
“这才对嘛！”
tingdaoyouqianna，songdashandengrendelianselimahuanhelebushao。
“laolaoshishidejiqian，womennazheqianjiuquyiyuankanbing，jiedahuanxi，zheiduohaodeshiera！”
“bieshuoneimeduodefeihua！”
linqingyanshuodao：“wodeqianzaicheshang，woyaoshangchenaqian。”
“上车？”
songdazhuangpieleyiyanneilianghaohuadeshandiyueyeche，xinzhongandao：zheiniangmenyaoshishangqu，wanyibuxialaidehua，zijikejiunanbanle。
zhiyushuoshenmejianglinqingyanjimaile，neigenbenjiushihehutade。
jiusuanshijiejitajigedanzi，tayebugan。
“buyongneimemafan，woxiongdimenshangqubangninajiuxing。”
“jiushi，wanyinishuashenmexinyan，chikuidekeshiwomen。”
“shengchengzouchulaidenvren，doumeiyouyigehaodongxi，yaoburannianjiqingqing，zenmekenengkaizheimehaodeche。”
“nimen......。”
linqingyanxiunuwubi，tashuangshoujinwo，henbudeshangqujitaliangbazhang。
“aiyou！haixiangdarena？”
songdazhuangkandaolinqingyandejudong，feishuodelianjialimacouleshanglai。
“lai，chaozheierda，yongnineifennendexiaoshou，jiwoliangbazhang？wobaozhengbuhaishou。”
“啪！”
huayinluoxia，songdazhuangzhijiefeilechuqu。
suoyourenyileng，tamenmeiyouxiangdao，jingranlinqingyanzhendegandongshou。
不对！
turan，tamenfaxianlinqingyandemianqianzhanzheyigeren，yigelatadenianqingren，tashuaileshuaizijideyoushou，dishengmadao：“tameide，jianguofanjiande，danshimeijianguozheimejiande，baliancoushanglairangrenda，budanidouduibuqiwo！”
“biwohaibuyaolian，zhenshigoukeyide！”
“吴…吴迪？”
linqingyanmeiyouxiangdao，zaizheigeshihouwudijingranhuituranchuxian。
erqieyibazhangchoufeileyigeren，zheililiangyetaibiantaileba！
“靠！”
zheiyibazhang，shidalichen，jiangsongdazhuangdenaodaichoudehunhunchenchen，haojikeyadoubeichoufeile，shuohuayouxieloufeng。
“shinagewangbadan，jingrangandalaozi，yebudatingdating，laozishishei？”
他一脸怒意。
kedangtakanqingchulinqingyanpangbianrendeshihou，fennudeyangzilimaxiaoshi，fangfobianxifayiyang，luchulecanlandexiaorong！
“dige，dadehao，dademiao，dadexiaoguiwawajiao！”
“嘿嘿！”
songdazhuangdelianshangluchuleyifuxianmeideyangzi。
taxinzhonganma：nainaidetui，zenmedianzizheimebei，jingranyudaolezheigewangbadan，youjihuilaoziyidingnongsita。
buguotakebugangenwudifeihua，wudiyigenshouzhijiunengchuosita，biekantamenrenduo，danzaiwudizheili，renshugenbenbuhaoyong。
“songdashan，zuijinwomeiyouzhaonimafan，shibushiwanglezheiyimusanfendiershang，sheizuozhua？”
“没有啊迪哥！”
songdashanhunshenyigejiling，yiqianmeiciqifurenbeiwudijiyudao，neijiuhuibeishoushidehencan，qitarenkanxiangwudi，yanshenyeluchuleweijudeguangmang！
tamendouzaiwudideshenshangchizulekutou，kebuganzhaorezheimeyigeshaxing。
wudibuxieyixiao，“ganjinjiwogun，zheichounvren，wozhaozhele！”
丑女人？
benlaihaiweiweiyouxiegandongdelinqingyan，xinzhongdenuhuocengdejiushengqilai。
“瞎子！土鳖！”
buguotazhidao，xianzaibushidezuizheiwudideshihou，wanyiwudipaole，takejiudaomeile。
nijiwodengzhe，kanwozenmeshoushini。
tayaozheyinya，xinzhongehenhendiweiwenlewudizuzongshibadai。
“迪哥误会了！”
songdashanyibenzhengjingdeshuodao：“woyaoshizhidaozheishinidenvren，wojueduibugandonga！duibuqidige，jinitianmafanle！”
songdazhuangzhuantoujiupao，“ganjinpaoa！paowanlekedeaizou！”
“你眼瞎啊！”
kanzhesongdazhuangpaodezheimekuai，wudidamayisheng，“songdashan，nilaoxiaozijiwojizhule，shenmewodenvren，zhangmeizhangyanjing，zhangdezheimechou，woyaotaganshenme？yangyebuyangzheimegewanyier！”