第1章 躲猫猫

yanredexiatian,shangwu,reqizhengteng,qingshancuncunkoudelaohuaishu,jiuxiangyanbaleyiyang,shuyedoudalazhe。

laohuaishuxia,shaziwangtiezhuzhengdunzaineilidouyizhilaipigouwaner。

王铁柱以前可不傻。

bujinbusha,haishiqingshancunliweiyidedaxuesheng,shiqingshancundiyizhifeichuqude“jinfenghuang”。

buguo,zaidaxueqijian,tadezuileren,beirendahuailenaodai,xianzaizhiyousan、sisuihaizidezhishang。

“tiezhu,nilaijiejiejia,jiejiegenniyiqiwaner!”

zaijulilaohuaishushiduomidedifang,yousanjianhongzhuanwafang,cishi,fangmendakai,yigetitaifengyude**xiangzhewangtiezhuzhaolezhaoshou。

“奥。”

wangtiezhuzhanleqilai,naolenaotou,lianshangdaizhehanhandexiaorong,xiangzhe**zouleguoqu。

“jinlaiba,kebierangrenkandaole。”

**zhangqiaohuajiangwangtiezhulajinfangjianli,ganmangjiangfangmenjiguanshang。

jiangfangmenjiguanshangzhihou,zhangqiaohuapailepaixiongkou,keshizhangzhangdesongleyikouqia。

tianqiyanre,zaijiali,tajiuchuanleyijiandanbodetieshenneiyi,neifengyubaomandeshenti,zuyilingrenheyigenanrenweizhirexuefeitenga。

dangran,bubaokuowangtiezhu。

yinweitashigeshazi,zhiyousan、sisuidezhishang,genbenjiubudong。

“jiejie,womenwanduomaomaoa?”

王铁柱憨笑着说道。

“duomaomaoyoushenmehaowande。”

zhangqiaohuakanleyiyanfangzhizaichuangtoujushangdediandong**,yaoleyaohongchun,xinzhongqueshitianrenjiaozhan。

tashisannianqianjiadaoqingshancunlaide,dierniannanrenzaishanshangshizushuaisile,zheidoushougualiangnianle,buguancongxinlishang,haishishenglishang,doujidukewang、jiduxuyao。

buguo,tayoubunengqugouyinbiedenanren,yaoshibeicunliderenzhidaole,haibudechuozhejilianggumata?

yushi,tapingshizhinengkaowanjulaifaxieshenglishangdexuqiu。

jintianzhongwu,tabenlaixiangzaiyongwanjulaijiejueyixiashenglishangdexuqiu,dantouguochuangzikandaolezailaohuaishuxiawanshuadewangtiezhu,kanzhetaneigaodadeshenti,yigebukeyizhideniantou,yongshangxintou。

fanzhengtashigeshazi,zhiyaozijibushuochuqu,yebuhuiyourenzhidaode。

yigeshentiqiangzhuangdenanren,zongbibinglengdewanjuganjuehaoba?

xiangdaozheili,taxiadinglejuexin,lianshangfuxianyimowumeidexiaorong,shuodao:“tiezhua,jiejieheniwanyigehaowandeyouxi,buguo,nibunenggaosunibamaa,niyaogaosutamen,jiejieyihoujiubuheniwanerle。”

“wo……wobugaosutamen。”

王铁柱傻笑着说道。

“嗯,铁柱真乖。”

zhangqiaohuatianletianhongchun,rangwangtiezhutangzaichuangshang,yiyaoya,bianjiangtiezhudedakuchajibalalexialai。

zhangqiaohuayanzhonggengshishanshuozhexingfendeguangmang,neishinvrendeyizhongbennengfanying。

yijingdaolezheiyibu,tayijingmeiyoushenmegulvle,gangzhunbeituodiaoshenshangzuihouyicengdefangwei,zuoshangwangtiezhudeshenti,danjiuzaizheishihou,menshangturanjianchuanlaileyizhenqiaomensheng。

tingdaoqiaomensheng,zhangqiaohuahuarongshise,zheiyaoshibeirenkandao,wangtiezhuguangzheshenzitangzaitadechuangshang,neitayihouhaiyoushenmelianzailiuzaicunzili?

kuaisudejiangwangtiezhudedakuchatihao,zhangqiaohuanulirangzijilengjingxialai,xiaozheshuodao:“tiezhua,womenhaishilaiwanduomaomaoba。”

“wanduomaomao?haoa,wozuixihuanwanduomaomaole。”

wangtiezhushahehedeshuodao。

shubuzhi,tagangcaichayidianjiuzoushangrenshengdianfengle。

“嗯,玩躲猫猫。”

zhangqiaohuakuaisudeshuodao,“niduodaoyijuzili,wobuhan,nibuxuchulaia。”

“duomaomao,buchulai,duomaomao,buchulai。”

wangtiezhushaxiaozheduojinleyijuli。

jiangwangtiezhuzangjinleyijuzhonghou,zhangqiaohuaganmangchuanhaoyifu,ranhouzouguoqu,jiangfangmendakai。

fangmendakai,fangmenkouzhanzheyigezhongniannanren,zhangqiaohuamiansedunshiyibian,buguo,lianshanghaishijichuyisixiaorong,shuodao:“nian,niangea,nizenmelaile?”

“我来看看你呀。”

zhoudaniansemimidedingzhezhangqiaohua,kaikoushuohua,jiuweihennong,xianranzhongwuhelebushaojiu。

“zenmexianzaicaikaimena?woyiweinizaijiatounanrenni。”

zhoudaniansemimideshuodao。

“zenme……zenmekeneng?”

zhangqiaohuayouxiexinxu,gangadexiaolexiao,shuodao,“wogangcai,gangcaizaishuijueni,niangeniyoushenmeshima?meishidehua,wojiujixu……jixushuile。”

shuozhe,jiuyaojiangfangmenjiguanshang。

“别啊。”

zhoudanianshenshoudangzhu,semimideshuodao,“niniangezhongwuheduole,chulaizouzou,xingxingjiu,zoudaozheili,youdiankouke,nijiwodaobeishuihehe。”

“e,nei……neinijinlaiba。”

zhangqiaohuayaoleyaozuichun,rangzhangdanianjinrufangjian,zijiqudaoshuile。

cunminzhoudanian,neishicunliyiba,tabugandezuizhoudanian,zhinengrangtajinrufangjian。

kanzhezhangqiaohuazoudongshiniudongdeqiaotun,zhoudaniantianletianshetou,gengshijuedekouganshezaole。

“给!”

zhangqiaohuajiangyibeishuifangzaizhoudanianmianqian。

zhoudaniannaqibeiziheleyikouhou,dingzhezhangqiaohua,turanjianshuodao:“dameizi,niyigerenyeburongyi,jintian,nijiucongleniangeba,genzheniange,zongbishouguahaoba?”

zhoudanianyibianshuozhe,yibianzhanleqilai,zouxiangzhangqiaohua,yibajiangtabaozaihuaili,ranhouzaitalianshangluanken。

taduizhangqiaohuachuixianyijiule,jintianchenzhejiujing,yaodedaota。

“buyao……nizheige**,nijiwofangkai,fangkaia。”

zhangqiaohuapinmingdezhengzha,dantayigeruonvzi,qishizhoudaniandeduishou?henkuaijiubeizhoudanianbaozherengdaolechuangshang。

jiuzaitazhunbeipushangqudeshihou,turanjianjiaoxiabanleyixia,ditouyikan,shigenanrendetuoxie,zheishihou,tayoutingdaoleyijuzhongyoudongjing。

“谁?”

zhoudanianjiuxingleyiban,yibukuadaoyijujian,mengranjianjiangyijumendakai。

“duomaomao,duomaomao,sangerenwanduomaomao。”

王铁柱憨笑着说道。

“wangtiezhu,shinizheigeshazi!”

zhoudaniandanu,xinzhonggengshishengtengqijidudenuhuo,meixiangdaotayizhichuixiandezhangqiaohua,jingranbeiwangtiezhuzheigeshazijiezuxiandengle!

“你给我滚出来!”

zhoudanianzhuazhewangtiezhu,jiangtacongyijulizhuaichulai,yongliyitui。

“哎呦!”

wangtiezhudajiaoyisheng,shentidiedao,naodaikezailechuangtoujushang,liangyanyihei,yunleguoqu。

erjiuzaiwangtiezhuyunguoqudeshihou,zaitabozishangguazhedeneikuaibilvsedeyupeituranjiansuilie,yucitongshi,yidaolvsedeguangmang,congyupeizhongchongchu,chongjinletadenaohai。

suihou,tadenaohaizhong,xiangqileyigecanglaodeshengyin:“wunairuzhizushang,zuohuazhiji,liuyilvshenshiyuyupeizhong,chengwangjiachuanjiazhibao,kebaowangjiahourenyiming,rujinyupeisui,shenshichu,chuilianruzhitipo,xiufuruzhishenhun。”

“meixiangdaoa,shidaibianqian,womenwangjiayimai,jingluopozhici,chuanchengjieduan,kebeiketan,xianzai,wuchuanruzhichuancheng,dewuyidao、xiulianzhifa,dangyitianxiacangshengweijiren,xuanhujishi……”