第三章想杀便杀
zhengdangjiangchenxunwenxitongdeshihou，liulizongdezhaozhanglaoqueshilengxiaoyishengdao：“xianghuazhongquchong？nizhaocuoleduixiang！jiwosi！”
tashenxingbaoshan，jihuyishunjianjiudaolejiangchenyanqian，ranhouyizhanghongxiangjiangchen。
daojijingbazhongtiandeliliang，rangsuoyouxuantianzongderenjinghaibuyi，ganjuedaoyiguwufapidideliliang。
“suoyouren，hewoyiqichushou，zhujiangzhanglaoyibeizhili！”
tianxuanzongdezongzhujiwumingyaoleyaoya，dahandao。
jiangchenweilebaohuzijidediziyijingzhanchulaile，ruguotamenzaiwudongyuzhong，jiusuantianxuanzongjintiantaoguoyijie，yihouyehuichengweibierendexiaobing。
“bubile，zheiyangdelajiwoyizhishoujiunengniesi。”
jiangchenqingmiaodanxiedijujuelejiwumingdehaoyi。
xuantianzongdezhongrendoulengzhule，jiangchennalilaidediqi？
然而下一秒。
jiangchentongyangyizhangjichu，bizhaozhanglaogengbadaowupidelilianghenhendidazaizhaozhanglaoshenshang。
“噗！”
zhaozhanglaozhijiedaofeichuqu，zaikongzhongjiuyijingduanleqixi，dieluozaidishang。
哗！！！
所有人都石化了。
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ding！gongxihuodezhenjingzhi+8888！
gongxihuodezhenjingzhi+9999！
gongxihuodezhenjingzhi+11111！
......
jiangchenkanzheshouhuopofengdezhenjingzhi，xinzhongantan，kanlaiyihouhaiyaoduoduogaoshicaixinga。
而且要搞大事！
cishideluochen，kandaozijiashifudaxianshenwei，youjidongyougandong。
“shifu......”
luochenbeirenfuzhelaidaojiangchengenqian，xiangyaoganxieyifan。
jiangchenquedaduantadehuadao：“womenshituzhijian，shenmedoubuyongshuo，xianjiejuezheijianshiba。”
“嗯。”
luochenxinlihuaguoyigunuanyi，diantouhouduigangcaixiuruzijidexiaoqingyashuodao：“xiaoqingya，nijiwojizhu，jinrishiwoluochentuinidehun，ganjingunba！”
xiaoqingyazaojiubeijiangchendeshilihedaosesefadou，genbenbuganzaishuohua，zhinengkanzhezhanghaotian，dengzhanghaotianzuojueding。
zhanghaotianjianzhaozhanglaobeisha，zaoyijingnubukee。
danzizhimeiyoubanfaduifujiangchen，tazhinengweixiedao：“juranganshawomenliulizongderen，nijiwodengzhe，laoziyaorangzhenggexuantianzongjinipeizang！”
shuoba，tahenhendegualejiangchenyiyan，dasuandairenlikai。
“tuilewodizidehun，haixiangzou？”
jiangchenkanbaichiyiyangkanzhezhanghaotiandao。
“nihaiganshawobucheng？wofuqinkeshidaojijingdayuanmandecunzai，niganshawoshishi？”
zhanghaotianhuiguotou，youshiwukongdedao。
wenyan，jiwumingganjinzhanchulaiquandao：“jiangzhanglao，yaobuhaishisuanleba。”
tadangrannengkanchulai，jiangchenyiqianyinggaishiyinmanleshili，zhenshixiuweishidaojijingbazhong。
danshiliulizongzongzhuqueshidaojijingdayuanman，jiangchengenbendabuguo。
jiwumingdanxin，jiangchenshalezhanghaotianhuijiangliulizongchedidezuisi。
jiangchenchaojiwumingbalebashou，ranhouyiliangaoxingdideduizhanghaotiandao：“wodaoshihaipanifuqinbuganlai，jiranshaleninengyinlainifuqin，neijiugengyaoshale。”
shuowan，jiangchenwanquanbugupangrenjingedeyanshen，zhijiechushou，yizhangjiangzhanghaotianjibi。
zhanghaotiandailaidesuicongyemeinengxingmian，beijiangchenshadezhishengxiayige，haiyouxiaoqingya。