第3章 我大意了没有闪

dazhanglaoniandongzhouyu,xiangbarenxiaoyaodeguanmu,shoujinchuwulimian。

keshidangtazhouyunianwanzhihou,shenqideyimufashengle,chuwujiezhizaizhouyudecuidongzhixia,yidaolansedeguangmangzhihou,jingranpoliekailaile。

“zhei……jiezhipolie,haoqiangda!”sanzhanglaokandaozheiyimudeshihou,zhenjingle。

“zheisiguiguoranqiangda,dousileyiwannianle,jingranhaiyouzheimeqiangdadeliliang,heng!wojiubuxinle,jiranzhengtishoubudiao,neijiubazheisiguideshiti,daxiebakuai,daoshihouwozaikanninengbunengqiangda。”dazhanglaolianseshifendenankan。

“lailaosan!womenbazheiguancaidakai!”

“好!”

zheisanzhanglaohedazhanglaodexiangfashiyiyangde,dunshiliangrenxingdong,yirenyibiankaiguan。

“kai……”dazhanglaodahanyisheng,hesanzhanglaoyiqiyongli,liangrentongshifali。

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zailiangrenhelizhixia,renxiaoyaodeguancai,manmandebeidakaile。

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douxiangzaiguancailimian,zhaodaobaowu,zheikeshirenxiaoyaodeguanguancai,ruguomeiyoujijianxiangyangdepeizangpin,neijiujianguile。

keshizheiyicitamenshizhendejianguile。

guancaizhizhong,bingmeiyoutamenxiangxiangdebaowu,ershilimianyigeren,zhengzaizhengzheyanjingkanzhetamen。

“zhei……zheishisiren?sileyiwannian……”

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“zongzinidetui,yiwannianle,bu……busi……hainengzenmeyang!”

“ke……keshitadeyanjingzhendedongle……”

tamensanrendehuahaimeiyoushuowan,guancailimianderensishi,shuohuale!

“laozidefenbeiwale!nidayede……”

“a……guiya,laozuzongzhendezhashile……”

“huole!zhentaniangdehuozhe……”

renxiaoyaozheituruqilaideyisangzi,rangzheisanrenchadianmeiyouhesi,yixiadaotuijishibu,zhenjingdekanzherenxiaoyao,manmandecongguanguancailimianpachulai。

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dazhanglaobijingshidixianjingjiederenwu,yesuanshizheigeshijieqiangdadecunzaile,duanzandezhenjingzhixia,tajiuhuifulezhending。

“nishishei?”dazhanglaowendao。

“hehehe!nimendaraobenzuoanxi,xianzaijingranlaiwenbenzuoshishei!nishishei!”renxiaoyaolengshengshuodao。

renxiaoyaodehua,rangsanrendehanmaozaiyicishuqilai,yigesileyiwannianderen。huole!

zheizhendeyouyidiandeheren。

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renxiaoyao,neikeshizheigedaludechuanshuo,jinguanrenxiaoyaosileyiwannianle,keshitadechuanshuo,yijiucunzai。

“你说呢?”

“bukeneng,renxiaoyaoyijingsileyiwannianle,nibukenengshita。

“dui!laodashuodedui,renxiaoyaodousileyiwannianle,nibukenengshita,xiaozi,laoshijiaodai,nishishei,huoxuwomenkeyirangnisideshufuyidian!”sanzhanglaoshuodao。

“ruguowobushirenxiaoyao,neiwoshishei,benzuofengquannimenyiju,zaibenzuohaibuxiangshanideshihou,gun!fouze……”

renxiaoyaoxianzaijiuxiangyongtayiqiandeweiming,bazheixierenhezou,burantajiuzhendesidingle。

“heng!xiaozi,laozikannishihuogoule,renxiaoyaolinsideshihou,shigexingjiangjiumudelaozhe,niyigeershichutoudenianji,nishuonishirenxiaoyao,renxiaoyaodangniandexiuwei,jihuyijingdaolexianwangjingjie,jiushichuanshuodecunzai,xianzainishenshang,yidianfalibodongdoumeiyou,haiganpianren。

laozizaijiniyicijihui,shuo!nidaodishishei,zheiguanmuzhizhongdebaowu,shibushibeinidele,jiaochulai!raonibusi!”dazhanglaolenglengdeshuodao,yijingdongleshaqi。

“shuolenimenbuxin,neishinimenzijizhaosi,benzuoxianzaibuxiangsharen,gun!”

任逍遥心里苦逼呀,

“yaobushineigebixitong,pianzijipoerhouli,xianzaizijishajigedixianjingjiedexiaozhazha,haiyongdezhezheiyangdehaipama?”

“heng!wojiubuxin,nihuishisileyiwannianderenxiaoyao,qusi!”

dazhanglaoyigaorendanda,yidaoxianfadachu,zhijiedazailerenxiaoyaodeshenshang。

zheiruguoshiwannianzhiqian,renxiaoyaojueduishibuhuibadixianyijifangzaiyanli,keshixianzai,tajiushiyigefanren,mianduizheixianfa,tabukenengduoguo。

yushirenxiaoyaojiubeijule,neiyidaoxianfa,dazailetadeshenshang,taganjuezijihunshendegutoujiuyaoduanle。

hongdeyisheng,renxiaoyaobeidadaozaileguancaizhizhong,jiujiumeiyoupaqilai。

“wodayilea!meiyoushan!”

xujiuzhihou,renxiaoyaocaihuanguoqilai,tadexiuweisuiranmeiyoule,keshitadeshentideqiangdu,haishixianhuangjingjie,buranjiuzheiyizhao,takenengjiuyaozaiyicigepile。

“hahaha!xiaozi!zenmeyang,xianzainihaiganshuozijishirenxiaoyaoma,benzuozaijiniyicijihui,shiqudehua,jiaochuzheiguanmuzhizhongdebaowu,laozirangnibusi。”

dazhanglaoyinchendeyanshenkanzherenxiaoyaoshuodao。

“touxi,nianqingrenbujiangwude!”renxiaoyaoziyaliezuidepaqilaishuodao。

“shuo!zaijiniyicijihui,zaibushishixiang!laozizhenshani!”sanzhanglaoshuodao。

kanzhesanrenneixiongsheneshadebiaoqing,renxiaoyaoxinlideneigeqiya,tongshitadexinlimianbiequya。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,xitongdeshengyinzaiaoliedenaohailimianxiangqi。

“xitongjiancedaosuzhuyoushengmingweixian,jihuodalibaoyige,qingwensuzhushishifoulingqu?”

“nidaye!lingqu!”renxiaoyaokandaoleyisixiwang,xiwangzheigedalibao,nengjitayigeduidizhice。

“lingquchenggong,gongxisuzhuhuodenuoyishentong——wodayilea,meiyoushan!cishentongyiyijingshiyong,shenfaruguimei,bukepuzhuo!”

“gongxisuzhu,lingwuleshentong——jiehuafa!cigongnenggoujiezhuhuajiefanjiyiqieshentong,juxianyutianxianzhixia。dangransuizhesuzhudexiuweidaoxingtisheng,huigenzhejinhuatisheng!”

“gongxisuzhu,lingwuhunyuantaiji,yinyangzhidao,lianzhidacheng,shandianwulianbian,tianxiawudi!”

“gongxisuzhu,huodechuwufabao,hundunjiezhiyige!kezhuangwanwu!”

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suizhexitongdeshengyin,aolieganjueyouyigushenqideliliangzhurulezijidetinei,tongshitaernaohailimian,duolehenduodedongxi。

jiuzaizheiyishunjiandeshihou,taganjuezijiquanshendoushililiangyiyang。suanshuangjile。

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buguoxianzaiderenxiaoyao,qinengpata。

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ranhoukanzhesanrenbuxiedeshuodao:“nianqingren,yaojiangwude!woquannimenhaoziweizhi!fouzenimenhuihouhui!laozizaijinimenyicijihui,gun……”