qingtongzhiernian(1863nian)chun,taipingtianguoyiwangshidakailvbudaoyunnanbianjingcongmiliangbadujiangjijin,fanguotuowushan,zhunbeigongyazhou。caibuzhongjiedaosichuanzongduluobingzhangweijiaoshidakaidexiwen,tonglvhanzu、tuzubingzu,chifangdaduhe。
nonglisanyueershiwuri,caibuzhongdaohebian,zongbingtangyougengtongshidaoda。cishi,shidakailvbusansiwanren,jinrutuqianhuwangyingyuanguanxiadezidadi(anshunchang)jingnei。shiye,heshuidouzhangshuzhang,shidakaigehedapeng,ganzhichuanfa,caibuzhongminglingwushikaiqiangsheji。
nonglisiyuechusi,shidakailvbusiwuqianbingdingzhihebian,yongcaodunyanhu,chengfaqiangdu,anshangyubingahanzhuwei,shengzhenshangu。caibuzhonglingwushiyanshouzhendiwudong,daishijunjiejinshi,qingjunqiangpaolianhuanhongji,bingyonghuoyaoranbaomufa,zudangshijunduhe。
shisanri,caibuzhongpaibingyousucunguohejiaoshataipingjun。shidakaizhinantingjin,yushiqiriquanlichuji,yucaijunjueyisizhan。caibuzhongyutangyougeng、wangyingyuandengjielizukang。youyushijiantuoyantaijiu,taipingjunliangcaojianqing,kunnanjiazhong。shidakailvyuxiabinglifenshuilulianglujingong,yilumenghuachuanfa,yilupanyayongjin。caibuzhongzhangyoushidixing,zhihuishizuyongqiangpaomengliehaiji,binglalongyibingyouzidadilianglujiagong。shidakaichetuishi,caibuzhongyoufenqianxinfu,shoumaileshidakaideyimingpianjiangzuoermu,citanshidakaixingzong,jinmizhuizong。
siyueershiqiri,shidakailuorucaibuzhongquantao,bushuquanbeizhenya。
daduhebian,shidakaijuedingshemingquansanjun,xiedai5suideerzishidingzhongyiqijinleqingying。shidakaisihou,shidingzhongbeishihuimensi。
dongzhuyanrushujiazhenyibanjiangtaipingtianguodeyiwangshidakaizaibeiqingjunzhuaqiandezuihouyizhanshuodelinlijinzhi。luohanyuetingyuetouyun,mangwen:“dongge,nishuozheigeshiershi?”
dongzhuyanshuo:“wojiushishidakaidehouren!”
luohandachiyijing,mangshuo:“a?dengdeng!niqianmianbushishuoshidakaideerzishidingzhongbushisizaiqingjundayinglema?neininaerlaide?”
dongzhuyandianleyizhiyanjuan,manyouyoudijiezheshuo:“bu,shidakaiyigongyousanzi,sideshiqizhongyizi。dangniandesiyueershibari,shidakaidebuduituweidaolelaoyaxuanhe,qiongshaneshui,danjinliangjue,daolubeizuwufaguohe。dangye,shidakaizhicanbaijiuzaiyanqian,tahuangugewangniang,beitongchuangshang,fujiantanxi。hu、pan、wusanwangniangdoutongkutoulaoyaxuanheersi。lishidejizaiyeshizheiyang,danqueyouyigexingliudewangniangmeiyousi,yinweitashenbiandaizheyigejiaoshidingjidehaizi,zheigehaizishishidakaidesanerzi。”
sihuyiqiedouyoulemeimu,luohananjingditingzhe。
“shidakaisiqiandandujiaolaileliuwangniang,jiletayijianxinwu,anzhongzhufutajijuhua。youmingzijidetieshenshiweitifa,qiaozhuangweinanmin,bingzhufutayidingyaojiangliuwangnianghesanerzidaidaomobei,fangkeandingxialai。”
luohanhuangrandawu,shuo:“e。neijiushishuonidexianbeipingandaoleanxi?”
dongzhuyanbingmeiyouzhijiehuidazheigewenti,tajiezheshuo:“dangnianliuwangniangdaizhelianggetifashiweijinrulemanglin,danbingmeiyoutuoxian。zhengqiaozaishanlinyujianliehudejia,erliehuciqianrushandaliebianmeiyouchulai,gujidangnianyeshibeidangchengpanjunchusile。zhengqiaoliehuxifuyeyouyizi,lianggeshiweibianjuedingyongdiaohulishanzhiji。tamenzhidaoqingjunzaishashidakaihoukendinghuichechamanglinyijiaomieyudang,suoyiyigeshiweibiandaishangleliehudeqizi,erlingyishiweidaizheliuwangniangheshidingji,haiyongleliehudeshenfenpai。”
luohantingzhelailexingqu,mangwen:“liehuxifutamentaochuqulema?”
“meiyou,tamenzouchulebaoweiquan,taodaolepaoyizichang,jiamaonanmin,zangzaiyibaonei,danshibeiyizurendetusisouhuo,jiaojileqingchao。zheiliehuxifujiuzheimesile,danshizhenzhengdeliuwangnianghuoxialaile。”
luohansikaoleyixia,mangshuo:“keshianzheimesuanniyinggaixingshi,zenmehuixingdongni?buhuigenzheliehuxingleba?”
dongzhuyanyiyangbozi,guanxialeyikoujiu,mizheyan,shuo:“zheigedaobushi,daolemobei,qingchaojiujibenguanbuleneimeduole。dongzidengtongyudong,zhudaibiaohongsexueyedeyisi,yanjiushishideyisi,erqieshidakaishizaishangubingbai,suoyiyanyongleyanzi,yisijiushizhiyouwocaizhidaoshidakaideguoqu,wocaishishidakaidehouren。womenjiacongshidingjineiyibeikaishi,nandedoujiaodongzhuyan,nvwajiaodonghongyan,bingqieyizhiyinxingmaimingxiaqu。”
luohanshuo:“e,nishuoyoushenmedongxijiaojiwo?”
dongzhuyanzhanqishen,dakaimen,zhanzaiguodaoli。luohangenleguoqu,dongzhuyanshenshoujiangguodaolidepeidianxiangdakai,yibajiangcemiandetiepilakai。luohancelianyikan,chileyijing,guaiguai,bieyoudongtiana,limianjuranyouyigexiaoange,angeliyeyouyigehongpiben,hongpibenshangmianyougexiaohezi。dongzhuyanshenshoujiangliangyangdongxiquanbunalechulai,dijileluohan。
tamenjinlewu,luohanduanxiangqiliangyangdongxi,xiaohezihehongpibenshangluomanlehuichen,kejianyouxieniantoumeidakaile。luohandakailexiaohezi,zheibazhangdadexiaohezili,limianjuranshiyikebaoshi,zhishizheibaoshishengdeguaimoguaiyang,shuoshibaoshiqueyoumeiyoubaoshiduomudeguangze,shuobushibaoshiquefanzherouhedeguang,ergengjiashenqidefaxianshi:luohanduizheyankandeshihou,zheibaoshideguangzejuranfashenglebianhua,sihubaoshiliyouyiguyetiside,ranerkanlebantianyekanbuchushenmemingtang。
luohanjiangbaoshizhongxinfanghuihezili,naqibenzi,benzilibingmeiyouqitadongxidiaoxialai。erbenzidieryetongyangshishouhuidetu,zhishidongzhuyandetuzuishangmianyoujigezi,henxiao,xikanshi“anxiluo”zheisangezi。
tamangjiaolaidongzhuyan,shuo:“dongge,nikan!”
dongzhuyankanlekanlianggebenzi,shuo“anxiluo?zheishibushijiushinidexingmingni?”
luohanyebudeqijie,tashuo:“zheimekan,zheilianggebenziyinggaishiyihuishi,huibuhuishiyizhangditu?zhishixianzaihaibuquan。”
lianggebenzidedisanyequanbudoushikongbai。luohanheshangbenzi,rouleroutaiyangxue,shuo:“womenhaiyou3gerenyaozhao,woxiangshengxiasangerenyinggaimeirendouyouyigebenzi,babenzicouqi,jiushiyifuditu。laoyezixiwangwocouqi,woxiangdaanjiuzaizheiwugehongpibenli。”
dongzhuyanyouxieyiwai,wendao:“nishuohaiyoulingwaisanren?”
luohandiandiantou,tongshijiangshengxiasanzhangzhaopianqulechulaidijidongzhuyan,dongzhuyankanlekanzhaopianshuo:“zheisanrenwodouburenshi,yemeitingfuqinshuoguo。”
luohanshuo:“dongge,nifumuni?”
dongzhuyanshuo:“liangnianqian,jiaotongyiwaiguoshile,fangzijiuliujilewo。tagenwoshuoqini,yeshizaibuxingledeshihou,duanduanxuxujiwoshuode。yaobushi3nianqianfumudaiwoqudushanzikannilaoyezi,wohaizhenburenshini。”
dongzhuyannaqineihezi,shuo:“yiwangjian,woshenmeshihounengzhaodaonini?”
luohanyileyisheng,shuo:“nishuoshenmejian?”
dongzhuyanzhanqishen,qialeyan,rutongbeishuyibanshuo:“yiwangjian,zheibingbaojianzhangerchisicun,kejuankeshu,hanqibiren,xuetieruni。liucunzhangdejianbingxiangzhejinzhu,chenxiangmudejianqiaoshizhezijinmotong,jianmingjiao‘ruyixiongjing’,yiwangxinaidepeijianzhiyi。qishizheijianyouzhenjialiangba,qizhongyiba,shizuichudazaodeshihou,benlaiyizaohao,danshishidakaitichuleyigeyaoqiu,diyibajianmeiyoudadaoyaoqiu,jiumeiyouqiyong。jiezheyouyonglebannianshijian,zaohaoledierba,erzheiyibacaishizhenzhengdeyiwangjian。liangbajiandousongdaolewolaozuzongneier,dierbajianbeimimifengzangle,zheigemimizhiyouliuwangniangzhidao。”
luohanwendao:“shenmemimi?”
dongzhuyanshuo:“zheibaoshijiushidierbajianshenshangde,juwosuozhi,dierbajianshijianzhongyoujian,zhiyoubazheibaoshixiangshang,cainengdakai,ermimiyejiuzangzaijianzhongjianshang。buguowozhidaoweilegenghaodiyinzangdierbajian,shidakaibianyizhishiyongdeshidiyibajian,zhiyudierbajian,woyezhizhidaogejianming。”
luohanwendao:“jianmingjiaoshenme?”
dongzhuyanhuida:“xiongjingruyi。”
luohandachiyijing,shuo:“a?mingzidaoguolaile?neihuibuhuilaoyezirangwomenzhaodejiushizheibajian?”
dongzhuyanshuo:“buhuide,zeiyezaonianjiujiwobabashuozheibajiantazhaodaole,danshibixuyaotongguonicainengdedao。suoyinilaile,woyiweinishilaisongjiande,danmuqiankanniyebushi,erqiezhishaohaiyourenshichongzhezheibajianlaide。”
luohanwen:“nishishuonidashangderen?”
dongzhuyandiandiantou:“buguotamenkendingbuzhidaonicaishizhaodaojiandeguanjian,yaoburan,wojiayebuhuishizheigeyangzi。”
luohanxianglexiang,shuo:“nizheimeshuo,woyenengquedingjidian。diyi,tamenhenkenengzhidaoyouniwoliantonglingwaidesanrencunzai;dier,tamenyidingzhidaodebiwomenduo。laoyezisizhihoudewanshang,yelaileyipiren,zhibuguowoyunqihaoduoguole。ruguozanmennengzhuatamenyige,zanmennengzhidaodekendingbixianzaiduo。wocaizheishitongyihuoerrengande。duile,nishizenmegentamendaqilaide。”
dongzhuyanyoudianleyizhiyanjuan,shuo:“zicongwofumuguoshihou,womeitiandouhuifendidaiwufenzhong,zheishiwomenjiazushangchuanxialaideguiju,yaodaisannian。zheiyankanjiusannianshouxiaowancheng,jiushisantianqian,wogangcongfendihuilai,kuaijinchengdeshihou,woqianhouzuoyoudoubeirenduzhu,wohaiyiweishipengdaolejiedaoerde,genbenmeijitamenshuohuadejihui,zhijiejiuzhaohulezhengmianneixiaozi,ranhousatuijiupao。wochaoxiaolupaojinlechengli,yiweitamenjiubuganzhuile。hou!haisayazidizhui,wokuaipaodaopaichusuomenkou,quebeizhuishangle,woheqizhongyigeniudazaiyiqideshihou,modaotayaoshangdexiaodaole,chouchulaijiujileneimeyixiazi,neirenyiwu,wojiukandaoletashoubeishangdelangtouwenshen,zheishihouzhenghaominjingchulai,zhualegezhengzhe。buguojinquzhihou,wojiuzhuomole,renjiameixiashashoua,meiyousharenbuliangjiahuoshenerde,wogumozhetashixiangjiudizhifuwo,yaobuneitiantangxiadeyidingshiwo。”
luohanzhengyaodahua,turanwuliliangdeliangzhandengturanquandoumiele,luohanyijing,mangwen:“nimenzheijingchangtingdianma?”
dongzhuyanzhishuoleju:“buhao!”
heianzhongyourenyibazhuaqitachongjinlechufang,dishengshuo:“nixianghuohaishixiangsi,xianghuotingwode。”
shidongzhuyandeeryu,haimeidengluohanzuoda,menturankuangdangyishengbeichuaikai,luohanbeidongzhuyansaijinleyigedongli,jiezhejiuhualexiaqu。“putong”yisheng,yiguziechoupumianerlai,luohanlimazhidaozijibeisaijinlediulajidetongdaoli,jinjiezhe,youshiyisheng,dongzhuyandishenghoudao:“kuaikuai!genwozou!”
liangrenzuanchulelajidui,dongzhuyanbianpaobianshuo:“***,zheigangxiwanzaojiunongyishenchou,zhenchou,sheijiawanshangchichouyule。ai,nishuozenmeyang?wodiedangnianbadiulajidetongdaogaizhuangchengzheige,benlaishiweilezhehuoshitaoshengyongde,beizantaomingyongshangle。”
luohandao:“wokanbushizhehuoyongde,wozongganjuejiushiweilejintianyongde。”
liangrenyizhipaodaogongyuanfujin,zhaodaoyipianguanmucongcaidunxialai,luohanturanjingjiaodao:“zaogao,wodehongpibenzihaizainijia。”
dongzhuyankankanzhouwei,conghuailimochuhongpibenzidijita,shuo:“tamenlaidemuderuguozhenshiweilezheige,wohainengwangdiaoma?shouhao,wojiayiwangjianhaideyaonijiwozhaoni。”
luohansongleyikouqi,shuo“zanmenxianzaizenmeban?”
dongzhuyanshuo:“woxiangxiang!”
shuoba,zuozaidishang,dianshangleyanjuan,jiezheshuodao:“ai,youle,nibushixiangzhuarenma?zanmenzheiyang。wozhaogerenquwojia,rangtabangwobawoyifunachulai,nikanwozheishenchoude。ruguopengyoumeichulaijiudaibiaoweixian,zanjiuzhijiezou;ruguopengyouchulaile,genzhegeweiba,zanbaweibanaxia,nidewentiyejiujiejuele。ruguoshunlichulai,zanweixianchengduyejiudadajiangdile,nibushihaiyaozhaoxiayigerenma?zanmennaleyifuganjinquzhaoxiayige,zenmeyang?”
luohanshuo:“keshizanmenmeiyoujiahuoa?”
dongzhuyansuishoucongshenbianmochugeshitou,shuo:“fanzhengdoushitouxi,yongshabushiyong。”
dongzhuyandepengyoushiweinvshi,shencaijiaoxiao,yebutaiaishuohua,xianshijilemaojincaleca,bianhenkuaidayingxialai。daodongzhuyanlouxiadeshihou,neinvdeshuo:“dongzhuyan,nishibushizaiwaimianreshierle?nishangxueneihuierchengjibuhao,yeshirangwobangnihuijiashuo,zenmenifumubuzaile,haidewobangnia?”
shuobajinlelou,maifuzaibuyuanchudeluohanwendao:“dongge,ninvpengyouma?”
dongzhuyanhengleyisheng,shuo:“shenmea,yiqizhangdade,zheiyatoudanzidazheni,xiaoshihou,jiutazhuazhesijiaoshedaochuhewomen,zheihuoerdetalaigan。wojiubuxintamenganduiyigenvrenxiashou,zhiyaochulaile,xiangdongwomen,jiutayisangzi,zhenggelouderendoudexialai,daoshihoupaodehaishitamen,laotianbaoyoutanengxialaiba。”
liangrenmomodipazailebuyuanchudejiaoluoli,louqiandekongdianjingdeheren,hunandeludengyixinengzhaolianglouqiandekongdi。
dayueershifenzhong,neinvdechulaile,tilegedabao。dongzhuyannaonaoerduo,couguolai,shuo:“kanlaishianquande。”
luohankankanzhouwei,shuo:“zaidengdeng,biezaiguanjianshikechuwenti。”
liangrenraolegeyuanlu,guaijinyitiaoxiaolu,zhenghaoyingshangneinvde。dongzhuyanyibajiangrenlajinxiaohutong,neinvdegangyaohan,dongzhuyanwuzhuneinvdezui,dishengshuo:“shiwo!”
sanrenanjingdiduoleyihuier,quedinglemeirengenzhe。dongzhuyandishengduineinvdeshuo:“wulizenmeyang?”
neinvdeshuo:“nidaodizaiwaimianganshenmele?wulibeishouliudanzhalema?nishibushibabierenlaopoqiaole?”
dongzhuyandishenghouleyiju:“nihushuoshenmeni?woshineiyangderenma?zheicishiqingtingyanzhong,nijiubiewenle,nimeishenmeshierba?”
neinvdeshuo:“wonengyoushenmeshier,nimengankuaiquhuanyifuba,chousile。”
zhengzaizheishi,hutongwaichuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng,sanrengankuaixiaoshizaixiaolushang。
diertian,liangrengaobieledongzhuyandepengyou,shangliangzhequzhaodiergeren。dongzhuyanyezhidaocidibuyijiuliu,tazhuanchengpaoleyitangfendi,jifumukelegetou,baileyizhishaoji,maileyipingjiu,jibaileyifan,suanshigaobie。
luohanchuanzhedongzhuyandezhongshanzhuang,suiranyoudianbuheshiyi,danshichuanshangdaozhenyoudianrenkaoyizhuangdeganjue,zhenggerenkanshangqushencaiyiyide。cishideluohandaoshimeilexiangtuqixi,buguozongjuedechenglirendeyifumeiyouxiangxiademianaochuanqilainuanhe、kuansong。
liangrenyanjiuguo,zhaopianshangdeyiren,zaigansutianshui,lingyige,zaisichuanchengdou,erzuihouneirendezhaopianhoumianquemeiyoudizhi。tamenshangliangzheshouzhanqugansutianshui,kanzhaopianshangderen,yuemoershiqibasui,ruguoshilaozhaopian,yegaishisanshiduosuiderenle,zenmedoushiqianbei。
liangrendangjijueding,ganwanggansutianshui。