脑子寄存处……
……
平行世界，蓝星。
2000nian9yue10ri，dongzhougongangaodengzhuankexuexiao。
xinxuejingmenzhengzaijiaoyangxiahuihanruyudejunxun。
caochangbianshangdeyangshudixia，xuejingluchengfengzuoshounazhegebinggun，youshoushanzheshanzi，renchuwuhaidizhanzailingdaomianqian。
mianqiandeyinanyinv，fenbieshishengtingxingzhenchuhanlimingchuzhanghebanzhurenwenruyu。
“luchengfeng，nan，19sui，dongzhougongangaozhuan2000jizhenchazhuanyexinsheng。”
“gaozhongshiqichengjiyouxiu，yuanbenkeyishangqingbei，danshigaosanxihuanshangleyingyulaoshibaijie，chengjizhixianxiahua。”
“panniqitezhengxianzhu，gaosandajiawushiliuchang，quansheng。”
“tinengyiyuchangren，cengjingyigerenyigengun，yingshengshengchongchule100gehunhundebaoweiquan……”
“xianzaichashile，shinineigedangxiaozhangdefuqinbanizheixieliejiyinmanlexialaide。”
“anzhaojingxiaoguiding，danganzaojiadekaichuya……”
hanlimingdeyuqipoyouxieweixiedeweidao。
“lingdao，kenqingninjiwogejihui，rangwoxixingemianzhongxinzuoren！”
qishi，luchengfengdagaiyijingcaidaojiexialaitanhuadeneirongle。
qingxiudelianshangyijingfuxianchulexise，tongshijilehanlimingyigetaijie。
“jihuime……yebushimeiyou。”hanlimingkesouleyishengshuodao：
“nanjiangshiqiangshenggongsishiyigedianxingdeyouzuzhifanzuituanhuo，laodasangdachengshenbeishushitiaomingan，juequlejingrendecaifu，shenzhihaiyu**goujie。”
“womencengliangcipaiwodijinqu，douxishengle。”
“suoyizheicijuedingcongxinxuejingli，xuanyigeshuxinanjiangqingkuangdeshengmiankongdajinqu。”
“zheixuanlaixuan，zhiyouniliejibanbanfuhetiaojian。”
“所以——”
“ganxie**jiwojihui！wobaozhengwanchengrenwu！chuewujin！weiguozengguang！”
luchengfengmengliedishanzheshanzi，yanzhongjinshiguangcai，shengpacuoshizheicijihui。
hanliminghewenruyuduishileyiyan。
zheimeweixianderenwu，yuanyiweizheixiaozisihuobuhuidayingde。
却没想到这么爽快？
“luchengfengnitingqingchumei？qianmianyijingxishengliangmingwodile！nandaonibuhaipama？”wenruyushanyitixingdao。
“nandaowogaihaipama？zicongwomenchuanshangzheishenjingfu，womendeshijielihaiyunxuyouhaipaerzima？”
“ruguowomendouhaipale，neilaobaixingzenmeban？”
好家伙！
zhei**lidejingrangrenwuyanyidui！
“领导抽烟！”
luchengfengtaochuyibaowukuaidehongyipin，sanleyizhijihanliming。
“谢谢。”
“温老师抽不？”
“ke……woshinvtongzhi，buchouyan。”
“ngng。haishibuchoudehao。”
luchengfengzijishuliandediaoleyigendianleqilai。
呼……
一个烟圈吐了出来。
qishi，luchengfengshiyigezhongshengzhe。
qianshi，luchengfengdaxuebiyejinruqingbaoxitong，beixunlianchengleyinmizhanxianshangdesharenjiqi。
shiqicichengdanyijijingweirenwu，shiwuciwodixingdong，shiyicicefanxingdong，qicierdenggong，siciyidenggong……
diehaifuchenershinian，shoushangderenmingyisiweishuji。
yanqianzheigerenwuduitalaijiangtaijiandan，shenzhikeyichengzhiwei——shangbuletaimiandediduanju。
danshiguanjianshi，jielerenwujiubuyongzhanzaicaochangshangjunxunlea！
zheiqiulaohutaitamacaodanle！
都晒得秃噜皮了！
chuquchuikongdiaobaodasaodaixiaodiduoxiang？
“nikexiangqingchule？wodidexishenglvkeshihengaode。”hanlimingzaicitixingdao。
luchengfengshenchuleyizhishouzhi。
“hanlaoda……bushi，hanchu，yigeyue，zuiduoyigeyue！tinijiaomienanjiangneixiexiaolaji！”
“danshichouhuashuozaiqianmian，wozheirenpiqibuhao，dangwodikenenghuibijiaofeiren。”
“nindeyougexinlizhunbei，bietemedaoshihouliuqinburen，bawodangfanzuifenzigandiaole。”
luchengfengyouxuleyigenyan，shehuiqishizu。
wenruyukanzhetaneiyifupixiang，zenmeganjuetabenshenjiushigefanzuifenzia？
hanlimingdiantou：“neijiuzheimedingle！woshiwodixingdongdezhuzhihui，lianxibushangwodeshihoukeyilianxinidebanzhurenwenruyu。”
“ruguobaoluxisheng，nidefumuhuixiangshoulieshijiashudaiyu。”
“juliusuoyougejiaolaoheidehunzi，tashiqiangshengjituanlaozongsangdachengdeshouxia。”
“wozhaogeliyoubanigenlaoheiguandaoyiqi，nijiejihuoqutadexinren，ranhougenzhetadarunanjiang。”
“就这么办！”
luchengfengmengxiyikouyan，ranhourengdiaoyandi，kanxianglebianshangfengyudewenruyu。
sanshisui，**，shanfengbazhifubengdejinjinde。
“wenruyu！woaini！”
luchengfengmengdihouleyisangzi！
我擦……
神经病啊！
wenruyudunshixiudebuzhisuocuo。
caochangshang，junxundexueyuanmenqishuashuadikanleguolai！
踏马的啊！
caibaodaoshitianjiuxianggoudabanzhurenle？
zheichushenghainengbunengyaodianlianle？
raner，genglingrenzhenjingdeyimufashengle！
zhijianluchengfengyigekuaibushangqian，yibabaozhulewenruyu。
jinjiezhe，luchengfengmengdiyikouqinleshangqu！
嘶……
zhenggecaochangdoushiyizhendaoxiliangqideshengyin……
“hunzhangdongxi！fangkaita！”hanlimingdahouzhezhuaikailezheigewangbadan。
“gaozhonganliannvlaoshi，daxuediaoxinvbanzhuren，liejilianguan，luojitongshun，xianzaikeyikaichuwole。”
luchengfengxiaomimidishuodao。
我特么……
hanliminghewenruyuyileng，huxiangduishileyiyan——rencaia！
“lairen！xuejingluchengfenggongranshualiumang！jikekaichu！yifaxingzhengjuliu！”
……
市拘留所里。
luchengfengbaozheyifu，beiguanjiaodaidaole2haojianshemenkou。
“jinquzhihoujiwolaoshidian！youshihujiaoguanjiao！”
guanjiaolixingjinggaoleyiju，jiu“peng”deyishengguanshangletiemen，jicongcongzhunbeilikai。
“dagewohaimeijinquni。”luchengfengwuyudibaileduifangyiyan！
“ke……buhaoyisi，zuijinzhendemangfengle。”
guanjiaozhongxindakaimen，jiangluchengfengguanlejinqu。
jiansheliguanzheershiyigebeixingzhengjuliuderenyuan。
dabufendoushidajiadououjinlaide。
zuomeizuoxiang，zhanmeizhanxiang，gegejihudouyouwenshen。
zheixierenyikandaoxinrenjinlai，likeluchulexionghendeyanshen！
jigezishenhunzigengshixiaozhangditileyijiaoshenpangdelianpen，tiaoxindikanzheluchengfeng！
renqunzhizhong，luchengfengyiyansuodinglemubiaorenwu——laohei。
sishilaisui，aiaipangpang，yizhangheilianzhangdegenzhangfeiside。
cishicike，laoheiyibiantizheya，yibianyeehenhendikanxiangzheigexinren。
“hu……haishizheililiangkuai！”
luchengfengsuishoujiangyifurengzailechuangshang。
“qikai，meitemekandaoyourenfenjinlailea？youyanlijianmei？”
luchengfengrenwurenliudeyibianhechi，ranhouyijiaotizaileyigehunhundetuishang。
**……
zheixinlaidexiaowanyierhenlaobia！
jialiguanhuaile，meiaiguoshehuidedudaba？
chulelaohei，qitaershigeguanyarenyuanlimaxionghendiweileshanglai。
guanlezheimeduotianzhengtamafachoumeirenlianshouni！
laoheicongchuangpuxiamochuyigenxiangyan，diaozaizuilidianzhe，henshengwendao：
“wei，xinlaideneige，**jiaoshenmemingzi？”
“陆乘风。”
“yinweishenmeshijinlaide？”
“调戏妇女。”
“he，nianjiqingqingbuxuehao，zhidaozheilideguijuma？”
“zhidao……wotemejiushiguiju。”
“你踏马说啥？”
“he……tui……”