小病？！
zheikeshilingzhuanjiazudoushushouwucedejuezheng，muqianshishanghaimeiyoukandaotongyangdebingqing，jianchabuchulaimaobing，keshishentiqiguandejinengqueshizaibuduandeshuaitui。
congguchenkouzhongshuochulai，jingranshibuzhiyitidexiaobing。
“xiaohuozi，nihuizhibingma？！youxingyixukezhengma？！”neizhongniannanrenwangzhetachenshengshuodao。
guchencongbeibaolimiannachuleyijuanyinzhen：“zhibingjiuren，naerlaineimeduodeguiju，nixingnilai，buxingjiubazuibizhe！”
“ni……！xing，wodaoshixiangkankan，nizheimaotouxiaozizenmejiejuezhuanjiadouzhibuhaodebing，buguowokexianshuohao，daoshihouchushierle，nimenbaijiakebiezhaowomenyiyuandemafan！”
“…………”
pangbianzhanzhedeneigezhongniannanrenbenlaihaixiangshuoshenme，danbailaoyeziqueshidaduanletadehua，quanshenxindejiangyiqiexiwangfangzaileyanqianzheigexiaohuozishenshang。
zuotiangangjiedaobanianqianneiyinshiyishudanengdedianhua，shuotadetudimashangdaodajiangzhou，yiwanshangbailaoyezikedoushijidongdemeishuizhe。
guchenzhuazheneinvhaierdeshouwanzixiqingmai，bujinyileng：“tianshengcanmai？！zheibujiushiliuyeyezhengtianrangwoxuexizhiliaodeneizhongbingqingma？！”
duiyuzhiliaozheizhongbing，liuyeyebuzhidaorangtamofangzhiliaoduoshaocile，nandaoweidejiushijintiannengyongshangma？！
ai，zheixieyeyenainai，zhenshizijituihunlushangdelanluhua，taxiangyaoaigetuihun，keshitamenqueshiweitapuhaolelu。
guoranhaishibunenggenzheixiehuochengjingdeqianbeimendoua！
taquchushugenyinzhen，yongneiliyizhen！
铮！
“zhanzhen？！”neichuanzhebaidaguadenanyishengjinghudao。
zheishiduoshaoguoyishengshoudouwufazuodaode，bailaoyezijiandaoguchenqingeryijudeshichuzhanzhen，buyouanandianledian：“yaneryoujiule，youjiule！”
咻！
guchenshouzhongliugenyinzhen，xunsuluozailezheinvhaierdetianshu，shanzhong，baipi，yongquandengdengxuewei，yidashounianyajiangyinzhenciru。
henkuai，zheinvhaiercangbaidelianyirouyankandejiandesuduhuifulexuese。
“fenzhendingxue，fenghuangsandiantou？！bukuishishenyidetudia！”bailaoyezijidongdedoushizhanleqilai。
shumiaoguohou，guchenzheicaishijiangneijigenyinzhenchouchulai，zhiliuxialetianshuxueshangdejinzhenmeiyoudong。
“banxiaoshihoutabianhuixing，yinzhendaoshihoukeyirengdiao！zheibingzhibuhao，danzhinengwenzhu，zhinengfensancizhiliao，lianggeyuehouhaixuyaoquanshenshizhenyici，bannianhouzaizhiliaoyici，zheiyangkezaibaosannianwuyou！”guchencalecaetouhanshuizhangtanleyishengshuodao。
bailaoyezigonggongjingjingdedaizheguchenchaozhezheiwaimianzoulechuqu：“gushenyizheiyicishizhendefeichangganxienile，yaoburanwosunnverkezhenbuzhidaoruheshihao！”
“bailaoyezi，jiranrenwoyijingjiule，neizanmenjiulaishuoshuohunyuedeshiqing！”
“keyikeyi！mashangjiehundouxing，zhiyaoniyijuhua，mingtianzhoumoworangminzhengjujixushangban，baozhengbuyingxianglingzheng！”
“…………”
瞧瞧！
瞧瞧人家这态度！
guchenqingkeleyishengkuxiaodao：“qishiwozheicishilaituihunde！”
“shenme？！tuihun？！gushenyi，wozhidaowomenbaijiabushishenmemingmenwangzu，danhaiqingkanzaiwozheilaotouerdefenshang，jiwosunnveryigejihuiba！”bailaoyeziyilianaiqiudeshuodao。
“bushijiazudiweidewenti，wozheirenbukanzhongneixie，nizhidaode，wohunyueyoudianduo！suanshangnimenbaijia，woyijingyouwufenhunyuele！”guchenyilianwunaidetanletanshou。
wugelaopo，zheiyihouwanshangdeduoleile，zenmeshuoyedetuidiaoliangge。
zhengchangrentingdaoguchenyouwugeweihunqi，neiyidingshikaishidatuitanggude，keshibailaoyezixiamianshuodehua，shunjianrangtadadieyanjing。
“neiyouzenyang？！ziguyingxiongsheibushihaojigehongyan！”
“keshinijiasunnvyoukenenghuizuoxiao！”
“那也愿意！”
“…………”
无奈了！
zhiqianlingmeixuehaiyifubuleyideyangzi，zaikankanbailaoyezidetaidu，mingxianjiushixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
“zhei……rangwohenweinana！”guchenwunaideyaoleyaotou。
bailaoyeziyiliankuxiaodao：“buweinanbuweinan，zhiyaogushenyiyuanyi，nimenlianggedehunshi，wolimatongyi！zhishiwosunnvzheibing……”
“nifangxin，wobushinazhongnabingyaoxiebierenderen，woshuoguohuizhi，jiuyidinghuizhi，zhiyuhunyue，wojiujinimenbaijiagejihui，ruguotanengxiyindelewo！zheihunyuewojiubutuile！”
“hao！duoxiegushenyijizheigejihui！buzhininzaijiangzhoukefouyouluojiaodedifang，wobangnianpaige？！”
“不必了！”
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bangwan，chengnanyuhuataibieshuqu。
zheilidebieshuzaizhenggejiangzhoulaikan，jueduisuandeshangshicuntucunjindedifangle。
limiancaomucongyu，jingzhibieya，xiangdangdeyoufaner！
guchennazhezijineifahuangdebaochaozhezheibianbianshizouleguoqu，keshigangzouguoquneibaoanyibabianshilanzhulequlu。
“zhanzhu！zheilimianbuzhunshoupolan！”baoanpieletayiyanmeihaoqideshuodao。
tazhijiecongbaolinachuleyizhangfangchanzheng，dakaiyikanshangmiandeyoumingzi，haiyouyizhangzhaopian，neirenzhengshiguchen！
“xianzaiwonengjinqulema？！”
neibaoanjingedeganjinfuzhenglezijidemaozi：“limianqing，shiwoyouyanwuzhu，baoqianbaoqian！”
jinrubieshuqu，anzhaomenpaihaozhaodaolejiangyeyesongjizijideneitaobieshu。
jiangyeyeshigejisuanjitiancai，zhijieheilefangchangongsi，jiangzheitaobieshugaichengleyikuaiqian，ranhourushougoumaile，zhijinduifangdoumeiyoufanyingguolai。
“buduia！”guchenzhanzaimenkoukanlemenpaihao：“shizheitaofangzi，zenmeyuanzilidasaodezheimeganjing？！buxiangshimeirenjuzhudea？！”
tanachuyaochichaozhezheilimianzoulejinqu，zhijianshafashangsuichukejiannvshengdetieshenyifu。
“xueerjie，nihuilailema？！ninengbangwojiangzhuoshangxinmaideduankujiwoyixiama？！”
zheishi，pangbianyushilimianchuanlaileyigenvrenneijiaomeideshengyin，gezhemenkanneidengguangyinzaimenshangdeshencai，**bilifeichangwanmei。
“xueerjie？！nizenmebushuohuaa？！”
guchennaqilezhuoshangdeneigehezichaikaiyikan，zhijianneilimianzhengshiyitiaoleisidexiaoduanku。
“suanle，wozijichulainaba！”
哐当！
fangmenyixianiukai，zhijianyigezhangfameinvguozheyitiaobaiseyujin，neijiaoraodeshenquxiuzhangde**jiuzheiyangbaoluzaileguchendeyanqian。
kongqi，zhujianningguleshumiao，guchenshouzhongzhengshinazheneitiaoconghezilimiannachulaide**，errenmuguangduishileshumiao！
suiji，yidaopotianhuangdesihou，jiangtingzaishushangdewuyadoushijizhenfeile。
“啊——！！！！”