第3章 在线直播被上门

eryejiuzaiwuweijiaoxiaozhedetongyishijian,zhibojianlidepochang,yijingbahuatitiaodaoledisanjia。

meibanfa,guoxiandehuatibunengshuo,tayezhinengjiangjiangbiaomianzheidiandongxi。

“zongzhi,quzheiliwandepengyoumen,yeyaobaochijingti,yinweizheilimianyouhenduoyinxingdeyoudaoshixiaofei,tongshiyeyaozhuyi——wulunruhe,doubuyaojiechangzilideqian,woyougepengyou,beizoudehencan!”

zaiyiciwuzhongshengyouhou,pochanghenguoduandejinrulexiayichang:“xianzai,rangwomenlaizhengshirenshiyixia,qingmushisidahuisuozhongdedierwei,haoqingyeyan!”

shuohuajian,disanjiabeipandiandehuisuo,yesuizhepochangdedashouyihui,tongyangyisanweimoxingdefangshi,beichengxianzailezhibojianlisuoyouguanzhongdeshiyezhong。

“jijiudian、shisu、kgeyuleyuyiti,suiranweilieyusidahuisuozhongdedierming,danshi‘haoqingyeyan’detiliang,queyaobiqianliangjiadalejibei。”

“yibanrenlaidaozheilini,suonengjiandaode,jinjinzhishiputongdeyulexiaofei,waijiazhusuzheixie,yezhiyouxiangwozheiyangdelaosiji,cainengshumenshulude,zhaodaoyixiefeizhengguideyulexiangmu。”

“ruguoshuohuangtingjulebuzuodeshifuwu,erciyuankafeihuiguanzuodeshilieqi,neimehaoqingyeyanzheili,zhongdianzhituchuleyigezi——hao!”

“jishihaoqing,yeshihaofang,wokeyizheimeshuo,zhiyaonideqianbaozugouhou,nilongjinghumengdezhanzhejinqu,diertianzaoshang,nikenengyaofuzheqiangchulai。”

“zheilideguniangmenbuzhirenpiaoliang,xingqingheshencaigengshiyiyang**,laidaozheili,nihuichongfendeganshoudao,shenmejiaozuoreqingsihuo,tamenhuirangnimingbaishenmejiaozuo**,yetongyanghui**daoni……”

jiuzaipochangzhengzaizhibojianlikouruoxuanhe、taotaobujuedetongyishijian,yizuoneibuzhuangxiugediaofengya,chuchuchongmanjingzhi、shehuaqixidebieshunei,yimingsanshiduosui,danbaoyangjihao,yipinyixiaoyijiufengqingwanzhongdemeinv,shouzhijianjiazheyizhinvshixiyan,xiaozheyaoqiletou。

“huangtingjulebu、erciyuankafeihuiguan、haoqingyeyan,doushixieburuliudehuose,hezheijigedifangbinglieweisidahuisuo,jianzhishizaiwuruwobaijiedemingsheng。”

suihou,nvrenbamuguangzhuanxiangleshenbianbuyuanchu,zhengzaipilipalaqiaodazhejianpandejigeren:“chadaolema?”

“baizong,wozhixianchaxunleyibaiduorenjieshoudaozhiboguanggaodeshijian,genjuwangluoyanchijisuan,yijingzhaodaoleyisizhubosuochudezhongxinweizhi。”

“bainvshi,jingguolunkuobidui,zaicankaolenitigongdegukeziliaoxinxihou,zheigerendexingtaiheshengyinxiangsidugaodabaifenzhibashi。”

shuozhehuadetongyishijian,liangmingheiketongshidiaozhuanpingmu。

ruguopochangzaizheilidehua,tayidingnenggourendechulai,zuobianneirendediannaopingmushangsuoxianshide,zhengshitasuozaidechuzuwudeweixingditu。

eryoubianneirendediannaopingmushang,zezhengshitadezhaopian!

“he,yuanlaishipochanga,zheixiaoziyiqianyeshigerenwu,zheshizaiqingmushifengguangguoyiduanshijian,kexi——niganmayaohewozuoduini?”

baijieyaoleyaotou,suijihuishoudao:“bazheixieziliao,fajixiaohong、xiaowu、xiaoqiao,rangtamenzijikanzheban。duile,shunbianpailianggerengenshangdingzhe,wobuxiwangzheigepochang,nengkandaomingtianzaoshangdetaiyang。”

“明白!”

erjiuzaisidahuisuoderenma,fenfenkaishixingdongdetongyishijian,pochangyejiangdaole“haoqingyeyan”deguanjianrenwu。

“yaoshuoqizheige‘haoqingyeyan’,neijiubudebutidao‘qiaojie’,shenzhikeyishuo,zheijianenggoulieweiqingmushidierdehuisuo,zhisuoyinenggoufazhandaojinshijinrideguimo,libukaiqiaojiedenuli。”

“qiaojie,renruqiming,congtoudaojiao,wuchubuqiao……”

suizhepochangdejiangshu,qiaojiedezhaopianyebeijuxianzailezhibojianguanzhongmendeshiyezhong。

lunrongmao,yi100weimanfendehua,zhishaonenggoudadao90fenyishang。

yejiuzaiwushunanxingguanzhongzhengzaiwanxi,zheimepiaoliangdeguniang,jingranlunluofengchendetongshi,pochangyekaishiletadejiangshu。

“youdaoshiqingzhusheerkou,huangfengweihouzhen,liangzhejiebudu,zuidufurenxin!”

“huoxudajiajuede,qiaojiezhangdezheimepiaoliang,lunluofengchenkexile,danwojintianyaojiemiyixia,zheigenvrenkeyishuo,shiwosuojianguozuieduderen。”

“sheshiweishendexiaonvsheng,gangzouxuexiaodamendexiaoguniang,zhiyaobeizheiweiqiaojiedingshang,tajiuhuixiangfangshefadelanixiashui,shenzhilian**liuqiangxing**,bingpaixiashipin、zhaopianzheizhongshouduan,yelianxuyongguohenduoci,ranhouzheixiekeliandeguniangmen,jiuzaitadexiepoxia,riyimamu,zuizhonglunweikuilei……”

滴滴滴!

zhengzaiyouyuzhe,yaobuyaobaojigezijizhidao,danhaimeizhengshiguozhenweidedaliao,zhengquyixiazhijiebaqiaojiejisongjinqudeshihou,pochangdenaozili,turanxiangqilexitongdejingshiyin。

【jinggao:youyuchulaizhadao、yewubushu,suzhuyijingbaolu,muqianzhengyoudapirenmajujizaisuzhujialouxia,zhengzhunbeiqiangxingmoshasuzhu,qingsuzhujinkuaitaolixianchang。】

【jinggao!jinggao!qingsuzhujinkuaitaopao!】

【sihucongchuangkou,tongguokongdiaoguajihepaishuiguanpawangdingloutiantai,jiushiyigebucuodexuanze。】

啥玩意儿?

pochangbeichedijingdaile——zheinima,shenmelajixitong?

lengleliangmiao,pochangzaiyegubudegaoshenmezhibo,lianmangpaodaochuangbian,laxiachuanglianwangxiayikan。

xiayimiao,tanaozidangchangjiushi“weng”deyisheng。

zhijianloudixiaqimayibaiduohaoshouchibangqiugun、tielianzhileiwupin,toufaranchenghuahualvlvsecai,yikanjiubuxiangshenmehaodongxidejiahuo,zhengpaizheduiwangdanyuanloulijin。

咚咚咚!

“gemenkaixiamen,woshilouxiade,nijialoushuile!”

“漏你妹!”

dangqiaomenshengxiangqideyishunjian,pochangerhuabushuo,zhijielakaichuanghu,shunzhekongdiaoguajijiuwangshangpa。

daobushitabuxiangwangxia,shizaishi……

loudixiahaiyouqimasishiduohaorenmeijindaoloudaoli,zheiyaoshitiaoxiaqule,qibushiyangruhukou?

guanzhong6634:【666,zhuboniupi!】

guanzhong8772:【zheisuanbusuanshibeizaixianbaofule,womenyaobuyaobangzhubobaogejing?】

guanzhong7881:【zhubo,buyaosong,kannizheitizhongyeyougeyibaibashijin,zhijiezhuanshenkaimen,sheilaiganshei!】

“……”

caixiangqilaizijihaimeiguanzhibo,shunzhekongdiaoguajihepaishuitieguan,haoburongyicongwuloupadaoliucengdedingloutiantai,pochangqichuanyuyude,zaiyicihuhuanqilexitong。

goudongxi,gunchulai,woxianzaigaizenmeban?