第1章
“zheigebuxing，yanjingtaixiaole，bunengyao。zheigelianhaoxiangyikuaidabing，bunengyao......”
yizuodashandepojiudaoguanli。yigemoyangqingxiudeqingniankanzhezhuozishangshushizhangzhaopian，xianqideyaoleyaotou。
“laotouzi，zheijiushinijiwozhaodenvren？”
cishizuozaizhuozipangbiandeshiyigechuanzhepojiudaopao，toufaxishudelaotou，tanazheyiganyanqiangmengxileyikou，tuchuyanwuzhihou，duizheqingnianpokoudama：“chouxiaozi，nishaozaizheilijilaozitiaofeijianshou。zheidoushilaozijingtiaoxixuanchulaidenvhai！jiniyinianshijian，buzhuajinjilaozinongchutusun，chuanchengdaomen，buranlaoziqinzijinizuojiezhashoushu！”
萧将撇了撇嘴。
“laotouer，wozheicixiashanzijixuanhaibuxingma？pingxiaoyederongmaoheqizhi，buzhaoshigebagetuxifudousuanshaode！”
latalaodaotingdaoxiaojiangdehuafanleyigebaiyan。
“yaoshiniwugeshijiezheimeshuo，laozikendingxiangxin。yaoshini......”
kandaolaotouhuaiyidemuguang，xiaojiangbufuqideshuodao：“laotouer，wonandaobijigeshijiechama？tamenyejiushibiwozaoxiashaneryi。”
“hehe，woqiantiantingniershijiedadianhuashuo，tayijingdaxialebguo，zhunbeijixuxiangxijinjun！”
“nisanshijierujinbeichengweizhongzhouzhuyeqing，kaidehuisuojihunangkuoleshijiegeguodemingyuan，kaozhezijidebenshizaizhongzhouhundefengshengshuiqi！”
“nisishijieqianjitiangangshoudetudishiyixuetaidou，pingrijihongqiangliderenkanbing。”
“ai，yejiuniwushijiemeichuxiyixie，feiyaoqushenmegongsishangban。xianzaishenjiaqianyi，meitianmangdegenxuanzhuantuoluoyiyang！”
xiaojiang：“......”
laotouerkoulekoubizi，kanzhetawendao：“nijuedeniyouxingle？”
xiaojianghuixiangqizaishanshangbeizheijigeshijieqifuderizi，zijidaleyigelengzhan。
laotouertanleyikouqi：“laoziyebuzhiwangzheninengfeihuangtengda，zheicixiashanjiubanhaoliangjianshier。diyijian，zhaodaonidashijie......”
xiaojiangxiangdaolebucierbiededashijie，zijiyuyanyouzhi。
“第二件事儿！”
laotoucongzijipiguxiamiannachuyitahongsedehunshu。
“zheidoushilaozijinidingxiadehunyue，youkongjiuqugenrenjiabahunjiele！”
xiaojiangyilianheixiandenazhulezheita“retengteng”dehunshu。
“nishuoyigehaishisuoyou？”
“niyaoshiyoubenshi，daihuilaishigebagedoubushiwenti。daomenxianzaixuyaorena！”
tingdaolaotouyoubahuatizhuanhuidaomenxingwangdedayefangzaizijiyirenshenshang，tasixiaofeixiaodeshuodao：“laotouer，wokannipingshibiwohaiyoujingli，zenmebuzijinuliyixia？zanyeliangyiqifuxingdaomenbushigenghao？”
laotougangheleyikoucha，tingdaozheihuachashuiquandoutulechulai。
“nizheigenitu，laozijiaonizheimeduonian。yaoshizijikeyidehuayaoniheyong？”
“e......nanguainidedaohaojiaobujudaoren。”
xiaojiangshuozhebashoupaizailelaotoudeshenshang。
“zheishieryeshinanweinile，fangxin，wo......aiaiai？laotou，nizenmedaren？”
zhidaotataopao，laotouhaimeifangqi，jiangxietuoxialairengdelaoyuan！
“yaoshiyiniangaobuchuhaizi，laoziyanleni！”
buyihuier，kanbudaoxiaojiangdeshenyingzhihou，laotouerjiangyanganfangzaizhuozishang，yanshenluomodeshuodao：“zheigehunxiaozi，haigankailaozidewanxiao。”
“taruoshixiashan，bixianqiyifanxingfengxueyu。”
yidaoshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。laotouerkanzhezijibeihoudeheshang。
zijibuxiedeshuodao：“neiyouzenyang？chuleshenmeshieryoulaozidouzhe，daoshinizheigetulv，laiwomendaoguanshibushixiangyaozachangzia！”
......
前往中州的火车上。
xiaojiangkanzhechuangwaifengkuangdaotuidefengjing，zijisongleyikouqi。
“xiaoyezhongyuyexiashanle！”
liangnianqian，sigeshijieluxuxiashan。tazhidaoshijiemenbenshibufan，danshigangcailaotouzishuowanzhihou，xiaojianggengjuedetamenzaixiashanzhenshiwanle。ruguozaizaodian，chengweigeshenmeshijiejidedalao，zijishibushikeyinongyigeshijiexuanmeibisailaiweidaomenfazhanrenmai，kaizhisanye！
“laotoueryezhenshide，jiuzhidaorangwokaizhisanye。zhenbaxiaoyewodangzhongmaleba？nandaobuzhidaoxiaoye**debiaozhunhengaome！”
zhengdangtasuisuiniandeshihou。
chexianglingyitouturanchuanlaiyizhensaodong。
“doujilaozibalurangkai？buranbieguaiwokaiqiangle！”
zhijianchexianglizheiqunrenruchaoshuiyibanhoutui。
xiaojiangzeshizuozaiyizishang。
kanzheyigemengmiandenanrenzhengyongqiangdingzheyigenvzidenaodaishang。
“wocao，chenglirenzhenhuiwan。xianzaidoukeyisuibianyongqiangme？”
xiaojiangyouxiemengbi。zaishanshangzheixieniantasuiranguozheyushigejuederizi，danshibudaibiaotabudongwaimiandeshijie。ouerhaishiconglaotouzipojiudeshouyinjizhongtingdaoyixiewaimiandeguangbo。
keshizheigejiahuonazheqiang，haishirangtashiliaobuji。
buyihuier，chexiangliderenquandousanqu。
zhishengxiaxiaojiangzuozaiyizishang，hejiefeidayandengxiaoyan。
“gundaohoumianqu！”jiefeikanzhexiaojiangdashenghandao！
“womaidejiushizheigezuoweidepiao，nirangwogunnaqu？”
“hehe，nishibushimeikandaozheige？haishihuoningwaile？”jiefeiyongqiangzhizhexiaojiang。
ercishixiaojiangcaikandaobeijiechidenvzimianmao。
清纯！
lianshangmeiyouhuazhuang，danshiquetiaobuchurenhemaobing！wuguanzhangdeqiadaohaochu，rangcongxiaojiuzaiwugemeinvshijieshenbianzhangdadetayerenbuzhugantan——shigemeiren！
zhishixianzaitaqiaolianshabai，beihedegouqiang。
zheishizhanzaichexianghoumianderenkanqingbeijiechidenvzirongmaoyedoulengzhule。
“zheibushiwangshijituandesanxiaojiewangyuxuanme？”
“tazheigeshenfenzenmehuilaizuohuoche？”
“wotian，nanguaihuocheshanghuiyoujiefei。”
“zheigexiaozizhenshibupasia！”
“wokantashixiangyaozaizheilichengyingxiong！”
“hehe，xiangyaochengyingxiong，neiyedekanniyoumeiyouzheigeming！”
benlaitamenhaihaoqiweishenmehuocheshanghuiyoujiefei，rujinkanlaishuodetongle。zhongzhouwangshijituanshiguoneifangchanshangdelongtou。dangjinwangshijituandechuangshirenwangdongjungengshiyigeshenjiashangqianyiderenwu。
zuoweiwangdongjundexiaonver，sheibuzhidaotashiwanqianchongaiyuyishenderen？
beiyaoqianbuyaomingderendingshangyesuanzhengchang。
xiaojiangziranbazheixierendeyiluntinglejinqu。
meixiangdaozheigepiaoliangdenvhaihaishiyigefuerdaia。
“不滚？”
jiefeixianranmeiyouzheigenaixin。
zhijieduizhexiaojiangkaileyiqiang。
zidanfeiguoqudeshunjian，xiaojiangxiaoshizaiyuandi。
jiefeilengleyixia，meidengtafanyingguolai。
jiuganjuezijibiziyitong，renjingenzhefeilechuqu。
噗通！
jiefeitangzaidishangyunleguoqu。
erxiaojiangzeshibaozhehaimeifanyingguolaidewangyuxuan。
weixiaozhewendao：“hehuaileba？”
wangyuxuanxiayishidedianlediantou。
buguotasuihouqiaolianyihong：“chouliumang！”
xiaojiangduoguolezidan，danshimeiduoguozheigenvrendebazhang。
buguotahaishiyilianzhengsedeshuodao：“wozheishibangnijianchayixiashoumeishoushang！meinvnishibushiwuhuile！”