第1章
“shijiemen，wohuiguole，buguojiannimenzhiqianwoyaoxianqujianta！”
云城。
jichangmenqian，yiweishenzheheiserongzhuangdeqingnian，zaiweixinqunzhongfawanyigeyuyinhou，bianbashoujisaijinlekoudai。
而微信群却炸了锅。
“chouxiaozi，zhenshijiansewangjiea！”
“......”
qingnianziranbuzhiyinweizijideyijuhua，weixinqunzhongbaofaleyichangzenyangdedazhan。
赵君炎。
baiwanheiyujuntongshuai，zhenshoubeijiang，baizhanbaishen，wudiganfan！
yishilongguozuinianqingdejiuxingzhanjiang，haochengzunshuai，baojiuzhoudadiantai，shouyiwanminzhongjingyang！
fuyiliunian，xiejiaguitian，zhiweizhaodaonianshaoshijiuletayimingdenvhai，weibaoqien，yuanxuqiyishengfanhua！
“查到了吗？”
wenyan，shenhourutietabandezhuanghan，likegongshenshangqian。
“shidezunshuai，zheishininyaodeziliao。”
jiangziliaojiedaoshouzhong，zhaojunyanxixifankai。
江轻柔。
nv，ershisisui，yunchengxichengqujiangjiazidi。
yinfuqinzaowang，tahemuqinzaijiangjiajiqibushoudaijian，congerbeipoyangchenglenilaishunshoudexingge。
xiaoxue，chugaozhong，daxue，jibianxuexichengjizongshiminglieqianmao，yemeishoudaojiazupianai，qingongjianxue，yishiwucheng。
biyehou，zaijiazuqiyezuozheduanchadaoshuidegongzuo。
bannianqian，ouyuchenjiadashaochenshihao，qingguoqingchengdemeimaobeiqiyiyanxiangzhong，zhankaifengkuangzhuiqiu。
sheiliao，chenshihaoweihunqizhoushanshandezhihou，huotonghupenggouyou，bajiangqingroujiechizhishizhongxinguangchang，jiaoguanliusuan，huiqirongmao，lingqichengweichoubaguai，changbiansuoyourendelengyanyuchaoxiao......
“该死——！”
turan，baozhasidenuhao，zhensuilejichangmenqiandesuoyouluodichuang。
guowangchengkequanbushazaiyuandi，bukesiyidedingzhezhaojunyan。
huzaishenpangdeyinanyinv，jianqifennudewanruoyanmo，likedanxiluodilingming。
“zunshuai，qingyunxuwoweijiangxiaojiefuchou！”
“zunshuai，wolaiba，wobilingqirujiangxiaojiedesuoyou**siburusi！”
“bubi。”zhaojunyanshengyinlengderubing！
“liehu、chufeng，cichousheiyewufadailao，weiyoujiangqingrouzijinengbao！”
“走，去江家！”
zhaojunyanniezhequantou，maizhebufa，daizheliehu、chufengerren，jingzhishangleyitaishangwuche。
kaichedeshiweinianguobanbaidenanren，tajiaoliqinghai，shiyishengzhididezongdu。
“zunshuaininhao，nengweinindaibushibirenderongxing，qingwenninshixianquwoanpaidedifangxiuxi，haishi......”
“西城区，江家！”
beidaduandeliqinghaiyilianeran，yinweizhaojunyancongyafengzhongjichudewugezi，jingyoushuobujindenuyan！
天呐！
zheigejiangjiajiujingzuoleshenmeshiqing，jingredezunshuairucifennu，tashifenglema？
liqinghaibugandange，likejiacheshilijichang，yitiaozhanglongbandecheduijinjinweisui！
期间。
zaiyigelukoudenghongludengdeshihou，zhuizhuibuandeliqinghai，zijiangshenfen，faleyigexinxijizhangguanyunchengdetidu。
“xichengqujiangjiaweiherenulezunshuai，diaochaqingchu，jinkuaihuixin！”
yunchengtidukandaoxinxidechanei，hutongyisheng，zhijiecongyizishangshuaidaobangongzhuoxiamian，tuiruandebantianmeiyoupachulai。
......
江家老宅。
jintian，bujinjiangjiasuoyourendouzai，haiduoleshushiweibendihaoshenheqizinv。
yinwei，jiangjianianqingyidaidoudaoleshihundenianling。
jiangjialaoyezitufaqixiang，zailaozhaigaolegexiangqinhui。
xiangyibaiduogemendanghuduidezhefachuyaoqing，qiwangnengdachengqiangqianglianyindeyuanwang，zhujiazushiyegengshangyicenglou。
“jianghao、jiangyu、jiangqin、jiangyue......douzaia，laoyezi，nizheishiyouzhaoxuyounaxi，taishengshileba！”
“haha，wozenmemeizaoyidianxiangdaozheiyizhaoni。”
“huitouwoyegaoyige，nimenkedouyaodaizhezinvlaipengchanga！”
zhangbeimenweizhejiangjialaoyeziyoushuoyouxiao。
erxiaobeiermendehuati，quejujiaozaidayuanjiaoluozhong，yigegehuangkongbuandeshenyingshang。
“nongchengzheifuyangzi，tajiushihuogai！”
“shuodedui，yebukankanzijishenmedexing，lianchenjiadashaodougangouyin，zhenshibuzhisihuo！”
“......”
“womeiyou，womeiyou，womeiyou......”
mianduitongbeirendelengchaorefeng，jiangqingrouzhiganchuizhetoubianjie。
dantashengyintaixiaole，haimeipangbiankanmengousaniaodeshengyinxiang。
shide，zaijiangjiatajiuzhipeizhanzaikanmengoupangbian。
weiyibikanmengouqiangde，jiushitabozishangmeiyoushuangoulian。
“你嘟囔什么呢！”
忽然。
yigeyouaiyoupang，haichuanzhefensegongzhuqundenvsheng，chongshangqianjiuzhulejiangqingroudetoufa。
“ya！”jiangqingrouhehuaile，qieshengshengdejiuwangqiangjiaosuo。
“woshenmeyemeishuo，biedawo，qiunile，fangguowoba，qiunile！”
yibuxiaoxinbeikanmengoudegoulianbandao，shuaifanzaidi，yinlaihongtangdaxiao。
“hahaha，chenlaoyezi，nizenmebazheigechoubaguaiyenongguolaile？”
“gaibuhui，shixiangrangwomensheideerziqutaweiqiba？”
“jianglaoyezi，nitaibudidaole，zheizhongchoubaguaiquhuijia，womenhaizenmezaiyunchenghuna！”
“shia，mianfeisongjiwodanggou，wodouxiantakechen！”
“......”
zheiqingkuang，jiangjiasuoyourenlengmoyidai，shenzhihaiyourenbuzhujiaruqizhongde。
chaoxiaoningchenglechengqianshangwanbanlijian，henhencixiangjiangqingrou。
dantaquewudongyuzhong，zhishichuizhetoucongdimianhuanhuanpaqi，erhoujixuzhanzaigouwopangbian，gongzhetaleiruodeshenzi。
bannianle，tazaojiuxiyiweichangle。
tazhidao，yaoyaoyajiuguoqule。
bijingbannianqianhuiletadeneiyitian，bujiushizheiyangduzitingguolaidema。
meirenguan，meirenwen，shenzhihaixiantashigereshijing！！
霎时。
yidileihuapolejiangqingroudelianjia。
tafaguoshi，neijianshiguohou，zijizaiyebuhuiku，dantahaishirenbuzhuluoleile。
meirenteng，meirenai，tagenbenjiubuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaohuozaishishang。
“yi？choubaguainikule！”gongzhuqunnvsheng，lianshangdehengrouluchuxinqi。
shangqian，tayoujiuzhulejiangqingroudetoufa。
yongli，poshijiangqingroudeliangaogaotaiqi，rangsuoyourenkandaoneizhangmanshikengwadekepamiankong！
“chou**，zhoujiaxiaojieshiwohaojiejienizhidaoma，shitarangwojianniyicixiuruniyici，zheijiushinigouyinwojiefudexiachang！”
说罢。
tayouhuaixiaodekanxiangzhouweidexiaobeiermen。
“gezhonggongzishaoye，nimensheiqutaweiqi，wojiujisheiwushiwan！”
suoyourenchijing，danzhongjinzhixiayemeiyongfu。
“haha，bienao，jiyiqianwanwoyebuqu！”
“jiushi，zheiyaoquhuijia，banyeshuixinghaibubeizheichoubaguaihesia！”
“......”
再一次哄笑刺耳。
danhudi，yidaobutongdeshengyin，zhijielingquanchangsujing。
“我娶——！！！”