第1章
“neishiyigexiaoyuxilidexiawu，tianqiweiliang，woconghuocheshangxialai，jiantayizhedanbo，zailubiansesefadou，zheshikelian！”
“youtingtashenshibeican，gantanmingyunbugong，suiranwogangdaodonghai，yeqiongsuandehen，danhaishibashenshangzuihouyibaikuaijileta！”
“ertajianwowujiakegui，zhudongyaoqingwoqutajiachifan！guoran，renjianziyouzhenqingzai……”
hunandedengguangxia，linhengdaizheyishuangyinshouzhuo，zuilidiaozheyan，tunyuntuwu，lianshangmanshicangsang。
啪！
nvjingchuxiaoxiaoyibaheshangbiluben，meihaoqidao：“xingle，ganhuaishijiuganhuaishi，nalaizheimeduofeihua，doukuairangnizhengchengyanqingxiaoshuole！”
“meinvjingguan，woshuodejujushushi，wozhendezhishixiangrangtafahuiyixiachuyi……”
林衡极力辩解。
“nishuoshenme？sheishimeinv，zaijiwoshuoyibian？”
楚潇潇杏眼圆瞪。
“难道不是么？”
linhengpieleyiyanneiwanmeideshencai。
“**，haiyiweinishiyishihutushangdangshoupian，xianzaikanlai，nijiushigedengtulangzi！”
chuxiaoxiaoqideyayangyang，zhongxindakailebiluben，“xingming，jiguan，jiatingzhuzhi……”
“linheng，yourenbaoshini，nikeyizoule！”
zheishihou，yimingnanjingzoulejinlai。
“zhendema？wokeyizoule？taihaole！”
linhengyanjingyiliang，“laofanbangwobashouzhuojijiele！”
“bushi，wobiluhaimeizuowanni，zenmenengrangtazou！”
楚潇潇不服。
“xingle，shenfenziliaowodoudiaochaguole，meishenmewenti！”
“haishizheiweijingguanmingchaqiuhao！”
linhengshenlegelanyao，xiaomimidechoulechouchuxiaoxiao，“meinvjingguan，baibai！e，duile，youqingtishi，shibushimeinv，nanrenshuodesuan！”
“什么？”
chuxiaoxiaolengleleng，fachushizibandenuhou，“**，xialiu，wangbadan，xiacibierangwozaikandaoni！”
警察局大门外。
yilianghongsedejiaopaopang，zhanzheyigemiaolingshaonv。
tapengzhebeibang，jianlinhengchulai，dunshizhouqileliumei：“nijiushihaochengxinyidaixiaotianshidelinheng？”
“赵东南？”
林衡瞪了瞪眼睛。
mianqianzheimeizi，yimiqizuoyoudeshengao，chuanzhefensededuanshan，dapeiheisedeniuziduanku，xiuzhangbizhidabaitui，wanrujingdiaoyuzhuodeyishupin。
妥妥的女神啊！
qiguai！guzhubushigezhongnianlaonanrenma？
怎么是个极品妞？
nandaoshifuneigelaobusiheduolejichale！
xiangdaolaobusi，linhengjiuyiduziqi。
meiyueqiming，rangtaxiashanlilianhongchen，shijishang，bujiushixianqitazheigediandengpao，xianggengebidesunguafuguoerrenshijieme？
zheiyejiusuanle，yifenqianbujita，haijitaanpaileliangjianshi！
diyi，bangmangjiejueyiweiguzhudemafan。
dier，titaxulewumenhunshi，yaotajiejuewanmafan，jiuganjintiaoyigeheshidebahunjiele，zaodianshenggewa！
开玩笑！
shijiezheimeda，meinvneimeduo，tadouhaimeikangou，zenmenengdiaosizaiyikeshushang！
huitoujiejuewanguzhudeshier，jiuquyiyibahunshijituile！
fanzhengtiangaohuangdiyuan，laobusiyeguanbuzhe！
zhishilaobusidehailiugexinyan，shuozijideshenshijiuzainvfangneiwuzhanghunshuzhizhong。
kanlaijishishituihun，yedebahunshunadaoshoucaicheng。
“weiweiwei，nixiangshani……zhaodongnanshiwoba，woshitanverzhaohuamei！”
赵画眉说道。
“aiya，yuanlaishizheiyang，woshuoni！chucijianmian，xinghuixinghui！”
linhengxiaomimideshenchushou，xinxianglaobusisuirankeng，danzhaodeguzhuhaishitingdidaode。
qiaojiantazheifubiaoqing，zhaohuameiqiaoliangengjiayinchen。
tashizaixiangbutong，laobadaodishicongnalizhaolaizheizhonghuose！
lalilata，diaoerlangdangjiusuanle，juranhaizaihuochezhanbeizhua！
shuotabushijianghupianzi，kongpadoumeirenxin！
“niqueding，ninengzhihaowojiejie？”zhaohuameimanshihuaiyi。
“dangran，bentianshiziyouxuedao，daofachaoran！wennengmogusuanming，quxiezhuagui，wunengqiangshenjianti，daliumangcaieshao！buguanshenmeyinanzazheng，baozaiwoshenshang！”
linhengpaizhexiongfu，xinshidandan。
“hehe，tingnideyisi，jiumeiyounibuhuide？”
zhaohuameipixiapiroubuxiao。
“可以这么说！”
“yaoshichuiniubinengshangshui，nidaonaerdoushijingjizhizhu！”
zhaohuameilenghengyisheng，zhuanshenshangleche，“zhibuhaowojiejie，woyidingrangnichibuledouzhezou！”
“这么猛？”
linhenggenleshangqu，“nanguai！wokannimianwuxuese，saibanganhong，dingshineifenmishidiao，zaohuotaiwang，rubujishidiaoli，chizaochengdabing！”
“wojinikaiyifuyaofang，baozhengrangnixinpingqihe，wenrunruyu……meinv，nizenmebuliwo？”
jiujianzhaohuameiwozhefangxiangpan，huxijulieqifu，henshireyan。
“laonianghuadeshimeirongzhuang，xiangbalao，bushuohuameirenbanidangyaba！”
“原来是化了妆！”
linhengdianlediantou，“buguo，zhangqihuazhuangkebuhao，huigaibianyuanyoudemianxiang，congergaibianmingli！woguannitianlingbaoman，wuguanjingzhi，shifuguizhixiang，zheibeizidoubuchouqianhua。danyouyidianbuzu，huirangnirihoumengnan！”
zhaohuameiqibudayichulai，shizaibuxiangdalizheisi，keyourenbuzhuyouxiehaoqi：“nadianbuzu？”
“tunzhaiyaoxi，buhaoshengyanga！”
“我他妈……”
zhaohuameichadianmeiyijiaoyoumenzhuangqiang，xiaoyuzhouchedibaofa，“zaiganxiabibi，laoniangxianzhuangsini！”
“ai，shifengrixia，daodelunsang，shuozhenhuameirenxina！”
林衡摇头叹息。
……
weiyudonghaishizhongxindeyidongsirenbieshunei。
zhaodongnanbeizheshuangshou，zaiketinglijiaozaobuandelaihuiduobu，shibushidewangwaichouliangyan。
zuoweidonghaiheheyoumingdeqiyejia，zhaodongnandazaodeshuangchengjituan，keweishunfengshunshui，wenbuxiangshang。
kezuijinzijidedanverzhaohuaxinquetufajibing，wulunqingleduoshaomingyilaidouzhibuhao，rangtajiuxindehen。
tazheibeizizuidadeyihan，yezuixingyunde，shizaoshideqizi，jitaliuxialelianggebaobeinver！
nverzaozui，tazheigezuodiede，nanengdandingdezhu？
轰轰！
menwaichuanlaimadahongmingsheng。
“来了！”
zhaodongnanyigejiling，kuaibuyinglechuqu，“linhenglintianshi？jiuyangdaming，jinriyijian，guozhenshixianfengdaogu，chaofantuosu！”
“keqikeqi，nijiushizhaoboboba？fangxinhaole，woshifuzaisandingzhu，rangwowubiyaojiejuenijiademafan！”
linhengyibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
“真是太好了！”
zhaodongnanmianluxinxi，“buzhinishifutalaorenjia，zuijinruhe？”
“应该还活着！”