第3章
“yijingranglintianshijiangfule！chouyatou，haibuganjinxialai，chenghetitong！”
赵东南提醒道。
zhaohuameizheicaiyishidaozijidejiongtai，qiaoliantonghong。
“ai，meibanfa，wojiuxiangneiheiyezhongdeyinghuochong，buguanzoudaonali，douguangmangwanzhang！wozheigaisidewuchuanfangdemeili！”
linhengyouyoudetanlekouqi。
“呸，不要脸！”
zhaohuameishuangjiaoluodi，“wojiexianzaizenmeyangle？”
“没什么大碍！”
“太好了！”
funvliangkuaibuzoudaochuangbian，faxianzhaohuaxindeliansehaozhuanlebushao，shentiyemeineimebingliangle。
“lintianshi，zenmewodanver，haibuxingguolai？”
赵东南问道。
“diaosiguixidiaoletashenshangdabufendeyangqi，daozhiyinyangshidiao！xuzhaoyigeyangqishizudenanzipeishuiyiwan，buzubianke！”
linhengyibenzhengjing，haiteyibuchongleyiju，“zuihaoshichunyangnanzi！”
“chunyangnanzi？zheiyangdehua，jiuyaoshulintianshinizuiheshile！”
zhaodongnanjide，gangcaineidiaosiguishuoguo，linhengshenshangchunyangzhiqishizu，“haidelaofanlintianshiyiwanle！”
“zhei......maosibutaihaoba！”
“meishenmebuhao，woxiangxinlintianshiderenpin！”
赵东南信誓旦旦。
“ba，takeshinanren！”
zhaohuameibudayingle，“nannvshoushoubuqing，rangjiejieeigentashuiyiwanshang，zheizenmexing？”
“nidongshenme？zheidoushiweilejinijiejiezhibing！”
zhaodongnanchenshengdao，“xingle，jiuzheimejuedingle！lintianshi，zheshixinkunile，haiqingsuiwoxialou，woyijiaorenbeihaowanyankuandai！”
shuodaozheige，linhenghaizhenganjuejichanglulu。
congshanshangxialaidaoxianzai，yikoufandoumeichishang，bixuhaohaobushangyidun！
meiduojiu，yizhuofengshengdewancanzhunbeiqiquan！
zijinverdemafandedaojiejue，zhaodongnanxinqingmingxianshuhuanlebushao，teyibazhenzangdehaojiunalechulai。
“lintianshi，lai，wojingniyibei！daendade，meichinanwanga！”
“zhaobobokeqi，jushouzhilaoeryi！”
linhengyizhijiaojiazaidengzishang，zuoshoukaoyangtui，youshouzhuzhouzi，chidebuyilehu。
“doubiekeqi，yiqichiyiqichi！”
zhaohuameizhifanbaiyan，xinxiangzheigaodehaoxiangshinijiayiyang！
suirantaxianzaijianshidaolelinhengdelihai，zhidaozheijiahuobushipianzi，kexinlijiushibushuang。
“wei，nimenzuotianshide，haihejiuchirou？”
“buzhihejiuchirou，haiqulaoponi！”
linhengdunangdao，“buguonikendingshimeixide，tunzhaiyaoxi，buhaoshengwa！”
“ni......sheiyaogennishengwa，zizuoduoqing！”
zhaohuameixiudelianjiatonghong。
“shima？zheikebuhao，lintianshi，keyoushenmefazinenggaigai？”
赵东南询问道。
“zheigema，dekantayihouzhaodenanpengyouxingbuxing，nengbunengkaifachulai！”
linhengmiaozhezhaohuamei，xiaodao。
“e？wokanlintianshijiuhenbucuo，yaoburan，jiugenxiaonvxiangchuyiduanshijian？ruoshiheshi，yeshiyiduandahaoyinyuana！”
zhaodongnanchenjilaqilelangpei。
“ba，nishibushihejiuhehutule，sheiyaogentachu！”
zhaohuameinaohuodao，“yaochu，nizijigentachuqu！”
“chouyatou，woliangnande，zenmechu？”
赵东南没好气道。
“wokanniliangtingduiyan！”
赵画眉故意恶寒。
“......”
“......”
jiuzufanbao，zailaiyibeiqingcha，bashi！
“lintianshi，haiyoujianshixiangqingjiaoyixia。jiushi，wodanverweishenmehuibeidiaosiguichanshang！”
zhaodongnanpieleyiyanwaimiandeheiye，“wanshang，haihuibuhuiyouqitashenmedongxijinlai？”
“zhuangguizheizhongshi，duoshuyiwai，bubidanxin！”
linhengqiaozheerlangtui，“zhiyuhaihuibuhuiyou，wojiubuganbaozhengle！”
“啊？”
zhaodongnanhedeyiduosuo，“lintianshi，nikebiehewo！”
“niyangqigou，xiesuilailebuzhaoni！”
linhenghurankanxianglezhaohuamei，heiheixiaodao，“yaozhao，yeshizhaotazheiyangde！”
“你......”
zhaohuameidunshilianjiayibai。
“aiya，shihoubuzao，bentianshilaoleiyitian，xianqushuijuele，nimenzibian！”
lintianshishenlegelanyao，chaoloushangzouqu，xinlimeizizi。
wanshangnengbaozhedameiniushuijue，haofulia！
“linheng，nijiwozhanzhu！bunengrangnidandugenwojieshui，woyaoyiqikanzheni！”
zhaohuameiyiyaoya，zuochulejueding。
yifangmian，tadanxinlinhengbuguiju，jiejiehuichikui！
lingyifangmian，zhiqianjiandaodiaosiguidechangjingtahaililizaimu，wanshangtakebuganyigerenshuijue。
youlinhengzai，jiufangxinduole！
“ei，bushi，niyequshui，neiwoni......”
zhaodongnanyigerengulinglingdezuozaiketingshafashang，yilianyumenzhise。
lianggenver，doupeilinhengshuijue。
这算怎么回事？
ai，guoran，nvdabuzhongliua！
linhenglaidaozhaohuaxindefangjian，jiantayixishuiqun，xiuzhangde**wanqu。
biqimeimeizhaohuamei，zheigejiejietongyangzisechaoqun，queduolejifentianjingyouya，yinggaishigejipinyujie！
不错不错！
嗡嗡嗡！
这时候，手机响起。
linhengtaochulaiyikan，shilaobusidalaideweixinshipin，yushianxialejietingjian。
yizhangweisuodelaolian，chuxianzaipingmushang。
“tuer，zenmeyang，yinggaiyijingdaoledonghaishiba？”
“shiqingdoujiejuewanle，nicaidadianhualai。haiyiweinibeisunguafuxiechi，yimingwuhuleni！”
林衡没好气道。
“huche，wogensunguafu，neishiqingqingbaibai，nibuyaowumieweishi！”
laojiahuohuzhelian，“nizaigansha？”
“陪美女睡觉呢！”
“sha？jinzhanzheimekuai？jianzheniweilaixifuer？bukuishiwotuer，poyouweishifengfana！”
laojiahuoyangyangdeyi，“zenmeyang，wojiniwusedexifuerbucuoba！”
“shenmexifuer？wopeideshiguzhunver！”
林衡摇头晃脑。
“shenme？nigelietu，lianguzhunverdoubufangguo......”
laojiahuohuahaimeishuowan，yizhiqianqianyushoujiudazailetajianbangshang，“sigui，zaigensheishipinni，kuailaipeilaoniang！”
“**，sunguafu？shuohaodeqingqingbaibaini！”
林衡大跌眼镜。
“keke，shenmesunguafu，weishiyouzhongyaoshiqingchuli，xianbugenniliaole！”
laojiahuojiezhezhufu，“duile，buguannipeisheishuijue，weishijinixudeneiwumenhunshi，yidingyaoqu！haodaimeijiajilewushiwancailini......”