第1章 我才17岁,哪里来的老婆

2018nian2yue23hao,jianghuaishidisanzhongxue。

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tayouxiezhai,xihuananjing。

shenghuozhongdedabufenshijian,bushizaixuexi,jiushizaikankewaishu。

因为学习使他快乐。

dangranbingbushishuo,tajiushigeshudaizi,zaixuexiaomeiyoupengyou。

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“(O_O)?”

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余堇有点懵逼。

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“你不认识我了?”

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难道你都忘记了吗?

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sizhiqian,nishuonixiabeizihaihuijidewode。”

“.......”yujin。

这是在给我编故事?

新的表白方式?

haiguowai,dumiyuesile……

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“shiniyaoqude。”jiangmuqing。

“额。”

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“yinweiwomenzhongshenglea。”

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“.......”yujin。

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“我说的是真的!”

jiangmuqingyanzhongyouzheweiqu,tadishengshuodao:“nizenmejiubuxiangxinwoni?

wokeyizhengmingjinikan。”

“怎么证明?”

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ni........”

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weishenmeduifanghuizhidaozijidezheixiexinxi?

tayijingbeiduifangjihedaole。

难道她说的是真的?

不可能!

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“.......”jiangmuqing。

zhipakongqiturandeanjing。

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shangxin.....weiqu.....

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“.......”yujin。

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“shima?nimeiqifubieren,bierenhuiku?”

“......”yujin。

tadunshiganjuezijibidouehaiyuan。

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nibuyongpa,laoshijinizuozhu。”

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yujinjieshidao:“laoshi,wogenbenjiumeigentatanlianai。”

“haole,biejiaobianle。”

laoshishuodao:“wojiudangbuzhidao,nimenzouba,biezaigaoshiqingle。”

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“停!”

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rebuqi,haiduobuqima!

jiangmuqing:“.......”

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