subaitaitouyikan，dunshilengzhu。
heizhangzhilengyanyujieximeishaonv，shencaigaotiaomiaotiao，chuanzhejiandandetxuhexuefangzhangqun，qunxialuchuyijieheisiyijixiaopixie。
jiuyuezhongxundejiangcheng，rengjiushixiarideweiba。
zheitianqiganchuanheisixiaopixiedenvhaizi，doushimengren。
qixiachangdadishichuangebantianjiuwuchuweidaolai。
ranernvhaibingmeiyousanfananwendeqiwei，fandaoshiyouzhongdandandefuyupumianerlai，zongzhishiyizhonggaolingzhihuadeyoushendianyazhigan。
“nigangcaishuosha？”subaiwen。
meibanfa，guniangtaihaokanle，danaozanshiduanlu。
“woshuo，niyaomaidezheitaidiannao，buxing。”
nvhaizhilezhipingbanshangdehuamian，“pinpaiyijiataigao，jianyizijimaipeijianzuzhuang，nengshenggebaifenzhisanshidagai。”
不是，姐们。
wobabudeduozheibaifenzhisanshilei！yaodejiushipinpaiyijiaa！
moshengrenpingshuixiangfeng，zenmeyishanglaijiuduanrencailuni？
subaineixintucaozhe，dandanxiaodao：“meishi，wojiuxihuanzheigepaizi，youqinghuaide。buguohaishixiexietixing。”
“xingba。neinikeyidengguobuzaimai，yinggaihenkuaile，nengshenggejiqiankuaide。”
“......bushi，womenrenshima，nizalaoquanwoshengqianlei？”
“nishisubai，hewoyigebande。”
“啊哈！”
苏白一拍脑门。
chenmolepiankecaiwendao：“tongxuenijiaoshenmelaizhe？”
kaixueyigeyuele，gennitongyigebandemeishaonvjidenidemingzi，danniburenshita。
尴尬，太尴尬！
haozaiduifangsihubingfeineizhong“beiwangjilemingzijiudafaleiting”derimanda**leixing，biaoqingpingjingdao：“chenyusheng。xiayudeyu，zhushengdesheng。”
“记住了。”
“womenwulishiyanfenzaitongyizule，zheigekeyaohezuoxieshiyanbaogaode，jiayixiaweixinba。”
“行！”
huashuoqianjitianchumingzhehaizaijiaojinnaozhisikaozenmecainengjiadaochenyushengdeweixin......yiqingxinziranbuzuozuodefangshi。
sheinengxiangdao，510qinshidiyigeqiadaovde，jingranshisubai！
令人忍俊不禁。
qishizheizhendemeishenme，dou5202nianle，jiaweixinyijingchenglezaiputongbuguodeshiqing，youqishishenweidaxuetongxuedeguanxi，zhuruxiaozuhezuo、shetuanjiaoji、huodongshoukuan......dengdengzhuduoshiwu，henrongyijiujiadaole。
shizaishichumingzheduinvhaiziyouyizhongbuqieshijidelangmanhuanxiang，fangfocongxiangshikaishidemeiyibudouyaoyongfenhongpaopaolaizhuangdian。
有点搞笑。
guaibudetongxuemendoudiaokanhanta“huye”，queshiyouzhongmomingdexigan......
subaixiangzheqinshilidequshi，manbujingxindidakaizijideweixinma，najichenyushengsao。
“yi，wojiaguonile？”
“shima，wozameiyinxiang，nitouxiangshishayangde？”
“zitoufadedongmanshaonv。”
“a，rangwozhaozhao......emmm......”
两人同时陷入沉默。
chenyushengzhuazheshouji，zhangzhangdeximidejiemaozhandou。
kankanneigeshangwugangjiadedabaietouxiang，zaikankanmianqiandesubai。
raoshitianshenggaolengmiantanliandeta，douyoudianbengbuzhule，shuangjiafanhong，jiaozhikoudi。
gaishuosubaiqueshixintailianghao，rucinanbengdechangmianhaishilvxiankaikoudapojiangju。
“bushi，jiemen，nizashimingshangwanga？douhouxiandaileyoudianfangheyishihaobuhao，nayoupeiwanyongdahaode。”
“doushuole，woconglaibujiakehuweixin，nishidiyige。”chenyushengdeyindiaoduoshaozhandianyouyuanle，“wozenmezhidaohuibeitongbantongxuebaoyue。”
“......”
这话一说出口。
zhenggeqifendoubuduijingle。
莫名地暧昧起来。
subailianmangzhuanyihuati：“ganjinchuanggexiaohao，yihouzaiyouleisideqingkuang，jideyongxiaohao。”
“......ng。”
“dengxiashiyannifuzenabufen？dongshouhaishishujujilu？”
“jishuju，wodongshounengliyiban。”
“nibushizaijiluojiaoshoudagongme，zahainengdongshounengliyibande？”
“jisuanjifangmiandeyanjiu，yibanbuyaoqiudongshounengli。”
“这样啊。”
然后就又冷场了。
subaizirenweiqingshangzaixian，wentichuzaichenyushengshenshang，xianran，peiwandeshihoutixiandejiushitayuanbendexingge。
biaomiangaoleng，shizehanhan。
congtazhizhediquansubaibiemaibaijiazhiyanzheijianshishang，biankejianyiban......
haihaojiangtaishangdelaoshijishidixuangaoleshiyankedekaishi。
教室里安静下来。
jinruwuliaodedupptniantaoshiyanzhuyishixianghuanjie。
zhongsuozhouzhi，daxuelidelaojiaoshoushangke，shizuinanyixiayande。
meiyouganqing，quanshijishu。
daiyounongzhongdejiangchengfujinbuzhidaonagexianchengdeqiguaikouyin，nianzheaokoudewulixuemingci，gentemexieshenzhaohuanside。
chenyushengbenlaihaichuzaixiuchizhuangtai，tingleyihuilaojiaoshounianjingbandepptlangsong，dunshikunyishangyong。
tazuijinshuimianyanzhongbuzu。
yushisubaibiankandao，chenyushengnaodaiyidianyidiande，ranhoujiudizhetouhunshuiguoqu。
zhenghaobangdupptdelaojiaoshoutaitousaoshijiaoshi，xilideyanguangluozaisubaihechenyushengzheiyizhuo。
“daoshudierpaidenvsheng，qilaihuidayixiawenti！”
laojiaoshouyigenfenbitoudiuguolai，luozaichenyushengmianqiandezhuoshang，fachuyishengcuixiang。
chenyushengjingxing，zhanqishenlai。
呆呆地盯着黑板。
“jianshuyixiazheige，cedingxxchangshudezhuyishixiang。”
“......”
subaizaizhuoxiayongbichuochuochenyushengdeheisidatui，jiangshiyanshoucefandaomouyiye，zaizhuoshangbuzhehenjidinuojitakan。
chenyushengxinlingshenhui，yuguangsaoleyanneirong，qingqingsangzihuidadao：“zhuyishixiangzhuyaoyousandian，diyishi......”
laojiaoshoudiandiantou：“henhao，jichubucuo，zuoxiaba，zanmenzheigekea，shijirubixiuxuefende，dajiajinliangyaozhongshi......”
然后就继续念经了。
dengdaoshiyanjieshaojieshu，jinrushijicaozuodehuanjie，yunxutongxuemenchushengjiaoliu。
chenyushengchenjiduisubaidao：“xiexieni。”
“小事儿。”
“nizhenlihai，zheimewuliaodekedoutingdexiaqu。”
“......qishiwoyemeiting，laoshiwendeneigedongxijiaoxingzhidaoeryi。”
“哦。”
laojiaoshounianjingdeshihou，subaizaizoushen。
beixitongpandingweifangzong，jianglile1000kuaiqian。
shunbianhaiqidonglexiaochufangzongfumianxiaoguodegongneng，bazheijiewulishiyandexiangguanzhishi，saijinlesubaidenaodai。
不赖。
zheixiazhishaozuoshiyanbuhuiwucongxiashoule。
qitatongxuehaizaishoumangjiaoluanzhuaernaosaideshihou，subaiyijingzuowanleshiyan，shujuyouchenyushengjilu，houmianliangrenhuiquhezuowanchengshiyanbaogaojiugaodingle。
还挺麻烦的。
guaibudemeiyijiedexuezhangxuejiemendouyaofengkuangtucaozheige《daxuewulishiyan》。
danshiduisubailaishuowusuowei。
zhiyaotafangzhebuguan，xitongzhilihuirangshiyanbaogaozijizhangchulai。
a，tongzige！babaaini！
yushisubaihechenyushengzheiyizukeyitiqianxiakele。
chenyushengsonglekouqi，wangxiangsubaideyanshenchongmanganji。
bujinbimianletazaiketangshangchuchou，shiyanhaizuodeneimekuai，bangtajieshengleshijian。
zheiyangtajiukeyimashangquluojiaoshoudeshiyanshidagongle。
但是......
haiyouyijianshi，chenyushengyoudianjiujie。
zoulangshang，subaizhengzhunbeiliule，chenyushengcongbeihoujiaozhuta。
“等等！”
“怎么了？”
“wo......”chenyushengjiujielebantian，tuntuntutuxiaoshengdao，“wodangpeiwandeshiqing......”
subaimeibengzhu，xiaochushenglai：“haha，bushijiemen，nigaibuhuiyiweiwoshineizhong「niyebuxiangrangtongxuemenzhidaonizaizuopeiwanba，chen**」derenba？”
“......”
“fangxinhaole，wobushineizhongaidaochuluanjiaoshegendebapo，kendingweinibaoshoumimide，zheiyeshiwozuoweikehuyingyoudecaoshou。”
“谢谢。”
dunledun，chenyushengyoubufangxindao：“zhende？”
subaiwunaiditucao：“nandaonifeideguixiaqiuwocaifangxinma，a！qiuqiuniqianwanbuyaogaosubieren，woshenmedouhuizuode！”
yexushibeisubaikuazhangdeyuqidoudao，chenyushenghanjiandiliuluchufazineixindexiaorong。
zheiyikesubaizhongyumingbai，weishenmetongxuemenshuo，chenyushengzheigerenshimiantan，conglaibuxiao。
buxiaoshiduide，buxiaotabushiluangaoawogennijiang，zheiguniangxiaoqilaimisirenbuchangmingde！
ranerzaisubaibeitarutongyikeshanguangdanbandemeiligaodezanshishiquxingdongnenglishi，chenyushengqueminruidicongsubaideshenshangbuzhuodaoyisiweidao。
同类的，味道！
chenyushengbushihenqueding，danshi，danshi，hesubaicongxianshangdaoxianxiajiechuxialai，taduisubaideyinxiang，henbucuo。
所以，她决定试试。
略作犹豫地开口道：
“nigangcai，shuoleshenme？”
“......e，wohuiweinibaoshoumimide。”
“后面！”
“啊？”
苏白迷茫。
chenyushengyoudianji，benlaibiaodanenglijiubutaixing，dunshiyuwulunciqilai：
“nihoumianshuodeneige，geng，e，shibushineigedongmanlide，e......”
subaiyanqianyiliang，tuokouerchu：“ouneigai，wadaxi？”
“对的对的！”
“***，yuanlainiye？”
“嗯嗯！！”