史上最无耻的仙帝

“luoaiqing,tingshuonideqicaixuanguangsanshiyijiandingjidehutishenqi,keyoucishi?”zuozaijiutianxiangongdejindianzhishang,yangwudimanlianhaoqiduizhexiashouyihefatongyandelaosouwendao。

“bixia,zheishiyaochuan,jueduishiyaochuanabixia。”beichengzhiweiluoaiqingdebaishoulaozhetinghoubuyoudequanshenyizhen,erhou,yilianfenhendishuodao。

“e,buzhinikefoujiejiguarenyanjiuyanjiu。”yangwudizidongguolvlelaozhedebianbo,manbujingxindishuodao。

“zheige,zheige”laozheyizhenwunai,shenqishilaozuzongliuxialaide,keweishizhenguiyichang,danshi,sheijiaoxianzaipengdaozheimeyigewulaixiandini,dezuizheiweishishangzuiwuchidexiandidehouguogenbenjiubushitahetadejiazusuonenggouchengshoudelede。

“nandaonilianjiejizhenkankandoubuken?”yangwudijianzhuang,buyoudechenxialelian。tachenshengwendao。

“a,wo,woyuanyi。”duiyuyangwudidelejie,tahenqingchudizhidaoxianzaidetayijingmeiyoulebaohujiachuanfabaodekeneng,zhidewunaididayingleyangwudideyaoqiu。

“ng,henhao,biezheimeyifubiaoqingma,fangxin,zhenzhijielaikankan,youbuhuibuhaini。”jianlaozhefuruan,yangwudiyizhendeyi。yilianxuweididuizhemingxiandituifeilexiaqudelaozheshuodao。

“bucuo,shiyaohai,buguokanyangziwoshidengbudaohaideshihoule。”laozhewunaidiyaoleyaotou。manxinbeifendixiangdao。

“ng,duile,zhangaiqingdefantianyinshangjuranyouyuangudashendexiuliangongfa,yeyibingjiejizhenqiaoqiaoruhea?”pieleyiyanzhengduilaozhedezaoyuxingzailehuodedapangzi,yangwudiyilianwuhaidijixushuodao。

“e,shi,bixia。”dadianyipang,cishi,zhengkanzhelaosouchikuiertouxiaobuzhidezhangxingxianrendunshimeileqiexidexinqing。“henhao,henhao。jianmudedouyidadao,yangwudidunshimanmianshenghua,jilelianggezhengzaishengmenqideliangweiaiqingyigezanxudemuguang,suihou,zaizhishixianguandegaoshengchangnuoxia,qiannianyicidewanxianchaohuijieshule

ziweitaijidadiandeyijianpiandiannei,yangwudikanzhebaizaianqiandeliangjianjipinshenqi,buyoudexinhuanufang。

lishenjieyijingyuelaiyuejinle,suishuozijishengongwudi,dujieyinggaibuchengwenti,keshibijingnengbunenganquanduguoshenjiehaishiweizhizhishu,xianzaiduoleliangjianbaomingshenqi,tanengbugaoxingma?

“biguan,biguan,yidingyaozaishenjielailinzhiqianjiangzheiliangjianshenqilianhua。”yangwudianzixiangdao,cishiditayijingxuanzexingdiwangquelejiangliangshenqihaijibierendebaozhengle。

xiuxianwusuiyue,yexushiyinian,yexushiqiannian,wannianshenzhibaiwannian,dangyangwudizaicichuguan,bingyangyanzhunbeizaishengshandujiedexiaoxichuanchuhou,huangwudexianjiezhongyurenaoleqilai,dushenjiea,xiangzhenengzaizijiyoushengzhinianyiduqianwanniannandeyijiandeqiguan,zheixiexiaoxianmennengbuxingfenma?

wushuxianren,weileyiduzheiqianwanniannandeyiyudeqiguan,dingzhexianfeng,jiazhezijidexianjian,congsimianbafanghuijuerlai。

shinian,zhengzhengshinianshijianguoqule。

rujin,shengshanjiaoxiayijinghuijulebuxiayiwandexianren,yourenhuishuoxianjiebushixianyanxishaoma,zenmehaiyouzheimeduodeshenxian?bucuoxianjiexiangduiyuyibandefanrenjielaishuoshixianyanxishao,danshilaotian,jiabuzhuxianjiedediyukuanguanga,bushuoneiyiqianwanguangnianjisuandexianhai,dangshixianjiedalujiuyoujibaiwanguangniandediyu。jiwanyixianrensazaizheiyiquyu,nishuonengbuxiandexianyanxishaoma?xianhuashaoshuo,butizheixiecongmangganlaidezhongduoguanzhong。

cishideyangwudizhengzuozaigaodawanrendeshengshandujieshentaizhishang,yilianqieyidipinzheyoujiuxianjingongdejipinxianjiu。

zheisanfazhemianmianchunxiangdeyeti,yangwudizaisanbaiwannianqianyinguozhihou,bianchedidimilianshangleta,baidaozaijiuxiandeshie,jiufangxia。rujinjiuyaodujiele,yebuzhidaozaishenjiehainengbunenghedaorucichunzhengmianxiangdixianjiu。

“buxing,yidingyaodaidiandaoshenjiequ。”mouwuliangxiandirushixiangdao,yushi,xiayike,tabianzaizhongduoxianrendexianshiganyingzhongxiaoshile。

“yi,wudixiandini?”youyuturanmeiyouleduiyangwudidexianshiganying,zhongdaxianfenfenbuyouyihuoqilai。yaozhidaoyiqianxiandimendushenjiewubushixiaoxinyiyi,huangkongzijidefangyubuzhichuxianwenti,suoyi,zaidujieqianwuyibuzhuajinshijianjiazhangzijidefangyufazhendebuzhi。zheiyeshizhongxianweishenmeyuanyibucilaokudiganlaiyiduxianjieqiguandeyuanyin,bijingguankanyigexiandidefangyufazhendebuzhi,keshiyijiankeyirangtamenshouyongzhongshengshiqing。

“buhao,yourendongwojiuzang。”turan,jiuxianjiaohuyisheng,erhou,soudiyisheng,kaishiledanuoyi。meicuo,dushenjiedequeshitianjiediyidaqiguan,danshi,duibiyuzijineikanbizijixingmingdejiuzanglaishuo,haishijiuzangzhongyao,xianzaijuranyourenzaidongtadejiuzang,zheibushiyaotademingma?suoyitasuiranganjuemeinengkandaodushenjiehuijizijiliuxiayihan,danshi,tahaishiyiwufangudikaishixiangzhezijidedongfuganqu。

“huishisheini?juranyourengandongjiuxiandejiuzang,tabuyaomingle?”zhongdaxianrushixiangdao。

“yi。”jiuzaizhongrenyilunfenfendeshihou,kanchengxianjielianqidashidezhudaxianrenyeliansedabiandikaishiledanuoyi。

erhou,xiandingpaidezhangmen,yushoumendemenzhudengxianjiedalaoxiangjidibianselikaile。

“hu,zheixiejiahuolaidezhenkuai,haihaowoshengongwudi,zhongyumeiyoubeizhuagexianxing。huhu,haoxian,wahahahahaha。”yangwudiyiliandeyidixiangdao。

“a,shenjielaile,degankuaibuzhicaixing。”yangwudimiaoleyiyantoudingneijianjianhuijudehouzhongdejieyun,buyoudejinghudao,erhou,gubudezhangtubashedelaoku,kaishizixidibuzhiqilefanghudazhen。

“kao,zenmehuizheiyang。”yijingsantianle,zenmejieleihaimeiyoujiangxia?kukudengdailesantian,tianjiequerengranmeiyoujiangxia,yangwudijile。

weileanquanduguoshenjie,tacengjingyuejinxianjielichaoyilaideqianbeimendedujiejilu。zhidaoshenjieyinggaishidangtianjiujiangxiade,erjinzijideshenjiechuxianlezheiyiyibiandeqingkuang。tazennengbuji。

“zhongyulaile,tiana,kezhenjiaowohaodenga。qitianhou,kanzhecongtianerjiangdejielei。yangwudisonglekouqi,yaozhidaojieyunyitianbulai,takejiuzengjiayidianyalia。

“hu,zenmediyidaojieleijiuzheimeweimenga。kao,kanlailaotianshijiduwole。wozhenshitiancai,tiancaia。”diyidaojieleiguohou,yangwudizhangchulekouqi,lianbuhongxinbutiaodizikuadao。

第二道,第三道……

kao,laotianzheishiwanwoba,shenjiebushizhiyouliudaojieleima?wodoudiqidaole,zenmehaibutinga。kao,kao,kao。mouwuliangrenshimanshenlangbeididuizhejieyunbizhezhongzhi。

dibadaoguohou,yangwudizhongyuxianyuanyongjin,daozailedujieshentaishang,shenbian,sanfazheqicaixuanguangdeqicaixuanguangsanhejinguangdazhangdefantianyinrengwanhaowusundezaixuanzhuanzhe。“jiutianmieshenjie,wokao,yiwanniannandeyijiandejiutianmieshenjie,juranzhaoshanglelaozi。laozidezuishenmerenlea,yinlaizheimedadeyuanqi。kao”yangwudiduitianbilegezhongzhi,houdao。

dijiudaoshenjiejiangxia,erhou,yijingxianyuansanjindeyangwudixiaoshizailezhongxiandexianshiganyingzhong

shishangzuiwuchidexiandiyangwudihunfeiposanle,liujizhongweiyouwangchongcishenjiedexianjundeshiyigeshenkederenzhi,qianwanbuyaodezuixianjun。ruguoxianjunmenduinichanshengyuanqi,jishinixiuweiguoren,zuizhongyetaobuguoshenjiedeshenpan。

huashuo,cihou,xianjiekaishiwenmingqilai,zaiyemeiyouyiyanbuhejiudadachushoudeshiqingfasheng,xianglai,zheishiyangwudizheigewuchixiandizaixianjiezuihaodezhengjile,kexi,yangwudi,duile,yangwudixianzaizainani?

huaxiagongheguo,tiandoushengyundoushiyundouxian。

yingzhechaoxia,qiaokedeyangwudinazhetaershisuishengrishilaobasongjitadebeijixiongguojinkoudexianjinwangyuanjinglingzhetadeyibanggemenzhengxiangzhexuexiaohoumiandetiebeishanganqu。

yangwudishiyundouzhongxuedeyimingwentixuesheng,liangnianqian,shenshouguhuozidedianyingduhaidetabenlaizhunbeifangqixueye,genzhezaijiubarenshideheishehuidalaoyonggequhunshehuideshihou,beitalaomajijiezhule,zuizhong,shoubulelaomakukuaiqiu,zailaobadejinqiangongguanxia,beikanchengshengzhongdianzhongxuedeyundouxianzhongxuejiluqule。

liangnianlai,yangwudikeweiliejibanban,diaoxixinlaoshi,oudatongxuezhongzhonglingrenfazhidefeirenshijian,zhiyounixiangbudaode,meiyoutameiganguode。ruguoshuoshiyibandexuesheng,zaojiujuanpugaizourenle,danshi,yangwudishisheia,youzhequanguorendadaibiao,shizhengxieweiyuan,sihaijituandongshizhangshenfendeyangsihaidebaobeierzi。yingci,zhijintarengran“xiaoyaofawai”。

jintian,tapotianhuangdiqilegedazao,riquanshi,wubainiannandeyijian,tianna,buzhaogehaoweizhixinshangyixiazheiqianguqiguan,zenmeduideqizijidezheishuangshenyan?yushi,youlezheiyixiangfadetayouqiaokele。

“yangge,womenlaitaizaoleba?xianzaicaibadianzhonga,haiyouyigexiaoshicaiyoudekana。”renqunzhong,yigedaizheyanjingdexiaogezishuodao。

“kao,zheihaiyongnitixing?”yangwudishenbian,yigezhangdeyichangbiaohandeqingnianpaileyixiaxiaogezidehounaoshao,jiaoxundao。

“laoluo,biehezhewomendeyanjingxiaopengyou。tacaigangjiaruwomenxiongdihui。renjiakeshiyigecaizia。”yangwudiheiheiyixiao,shuodao。

“hehe,yangge,wozhidaole。yanjing,haibuxiexieyangge。”luobaheheyixiaodao。

“xie,xiexieyangge。”yanjingdixialetou,xiaoshengdishuodao。

“kao,nidashengdianbuxinga?”luobadaotinghou,dunshiyizhenhuoda。

“laoluo,zijixiongdi。younizheimeshuohuadema?”yangwudijianzhuang,lenghengyisheng,shuodao。

“shi,shi,yangge,wozhidaowocuole,woxiacibuhuile。”molemoetoushangdexuhan,henhendiwanleyanjingyiyan,luobadaoxiaoxinyiyidihuidadao。

luobadaobunengbuxiaoxinyiyi,liangnianqian,neishideluobadaonianqingqisheng,tingshuoshibandeyangwudishiyigeconggaoyidaogaosandaxiaotongchidexiaobawangshi,henshibufuqi,zhangzhezijihelaohongjundeyeyexueguojishou,bianlaitiaozhanyangwudi。

erhou,beiyangwudisanquanliangjiaodapazailedishang,zaifuqidetongshigengshisheyuyangwudideshili,zuizhong,chengleyangwudishouxiadeyiyuanhanjiang。

liangnianlai,duiyuyangwudidelejie,tazhidaoyangwudishiyigexinuwuchang,yazibibaodezhu。suoyi,duiyugangcaiyangwudineiyishengdelengheng,tazhidaoyangwudishiduitadebiaoxianyouxiebumanyile。

“aha,doushixiongdi,kaikaiwanxiaoeryi。”renqunzhong,yigepangzhehahayixiao,shuodao。

“jiushi,jiushi。”renqunzhong,yourenfuhe。

“lai,fanzhengshijianhaizao,buruwomenwanjibapaiba。”yourentiyi。

“yanggezuozhuang,fanzhengyanggeyouqian,dajiayidingyaohenzaiyanggeyidao。buranduibuqimaoyeyea。”pangziyizhiyangwudideyaobaoxixixiaodao。

“kao,biaozizheihuashuode。wowuyule。”yangwudidunshiyizhenbaiyan,xiaomadao。

“nandaoyanggeshangcibeiwomenyingpale?”zhangdabiaoheiheiyixiao,dishuodao。

“wohuipa?kao,laozixianzaiqiongdejiushengxiamaoyeyele。wohuipa?lai,yizhanglaorentouyiba,sheipasheijiushiluandan。”yangwudi,yifubufuqideshense。

“hu,yangge,womenzheixiekuhahakebubinia,nijialaoyezimeitianjinidelinghuaqiandoubigejigeyigeyuedeliangxianghaiduo。womenshubuqia。dunshi,pangzikuxialelian。

“kao,ruguobucijiyidianzenmegouyisia。”yangwudizhoulezhoumeidao,“dele,wojiuyong500kuaidunimenjintianzhongwubuchifan,meirenzhiduyiju,sheixianlai?”jianzhongrenyifuchoumeikuliandeyangzi,yangwudiyilaoxiukou,shuodao。

“wolai,wolai。”zhangdabiaotinghou,daxi,kao,500baikuaia,ruguoyingle,zheigeyuejiuyoudeshuangle。”

“shuohaole,ruguoshuledehua,nizhongwujiudeeyidun。”yangwudizaicishenmingdao。

“bujiuyidunfanma?meiwenti。xiangdaoyingdezheiyijuhoudexingfushenghuo。”zhangdabiaobuyoudeyanmaojinguang,calecayijingmanchulaidekoushui,ta,haoqichongtiandishuodao。

“heihei,yizhangpaibidaxiao。nixianlaihaishiwoxianlai?”yangwudiwendao。

“woxian,woxian。”zhangdabiaojidao,jiezheshenchuletaneiyouruzhutibandeshou。

ahaha,juranchoudaoa。yangge,naqianlaiba。”kandaozijijuranchouchulea,zhangdabiaodunshixishangmeishao,tadahoudao。

“wori,jishenmeji,laozihaiyoujihuiyingnini。”yangwudiyibabokaitadeyoushou,shuodao。

“heihei,xiangyingwo?chufeinichoudaodaguixiaogui。”zhangdabiaodeseleqilai。

“wokai。”suishouchouchuyizhangpai,yangwudidahouyisheng。

“wahahahaha,dagui,zhangpangzi,jintianzhongwuwokannihaiquchifan。”kanzheananjingjingtangzaicaodishangdepai,yangwudilele,tahahadaxiaoleqilai。

“kao,meitianlia。”zhangdabiaohenhendizhualeyibazijidetoufa,yilianbuganxindihoudao。

“deleba,biaozi,nijiuzhunbeiaieba。”yangwudichunfengmanmiandeshuodao,erhou,tayizhizhongren“dajiadoulaia,zailai。”

lianzhedulejiuba,yangwudizaishuleliangqiankuaiqiandetongshi,yerangwuweiyunqibujiadejiahuomenfuchulezhongwueduzidedaijia。

“yanjing,gainishangle。”zhangdabiaolalelayanjingdexiaofu,shuodao。

“wo,wo”yaoleyaoya,yanjingzhongyuhaishizuolexiaqu。

“ha,womendecaiziyanjingyeyaoxuedu?de,zheibajiazhu,niyinglewojiniyiqian。”yangwudidashouyihui,shuodao。

dunshi,yanjingshenshangyinglaileshudaoxianmudeyanshen。

“du,duliangdunbuchifan?wo,wopawoshule,woebuleliangdun。”yanjingtinghouqueshiyijing,jiebadihuidadao。

“kao,shuoshuoeryi,nandaoyanggezhendehuiburangnichifan。”zhangdabiaodunshiyizhenqijie。andao。

“de,niniu。juranyaohejiama。zheiyangba,wozheihaiyousanqian,dunisandunbuchifan,ganbugandu?”yangwudishuodao。

“du,wodu。”tingdaoyangwudichurucigaodeduzhu,xiangdaoruguoyingledehuajiukeyirangzijihemeimeishunliwanchenggaozhongxueye,xiangdaohaizaitianjianxinkulaozuodefuqin,yanjingyanseweihongdihoudao。

“nixianlai。”yangwudi,jiangshouzhongdepaidilechuqu。shuodao。

“si,juranchoudaoxiaosi,yanjingnideyunqikezhenbeia。heihei。”kanzhe,manlianjusangdiyanjing,yangwudihahaxiaodao。

jiezhe,tayesuishouchouchuleyizhangpai。liangchuyikan。

wokao,buhuiba。zheiyetaixieleba。yangwudizhizheananjingjingditangzaicaodishangdezhipai,yizhenmudengkoudai。

zhongrensuizhetadeshouzhiwangqu,buyoudedoudaoxiyikoulengqi,san,yizhangfangpiansanzhengananjingjingditangzaicaodishang。

budule,budule,tamadetaixiemenle。

jiangshouzhongdequanbudelaorentoudijiyijingquanshenzhanlideyanjingshouzhong。”yangwudiguanggundishuodao。

“buyongle,buyongle。zheitaiduole”cishideyanjingkanzheshouzhongzheidabadelaorentou,yijingjidongdishuobuchuhualaile。zuoweiyigenongcunzhangdadehaizi,takeshidiyiciyongyouruciduodeqian。zheinengbujiaotaxingfenma?

“kao,jinijiujinile,bietamadejijiwaiwai。”yangwudiduizhemanmiantonghongdeyanjingbizhezhongzhishuodao。

“kao,meidaolia。”kanzheyanjingxiaoxinyiyidijiangdabadelaorentouwangkutoulisai,zhangdabiaozhuaqiletadezhangfa,dunangdao。

“qingke,yanjingjintianshuoshenmeyedeniqingke。”renqunzhongyourenlanghoudao。

“qingke,qingke。”huashenggangluo,dunshiyinglaizhongrendeyizhizhichi。

“heihei,dabiao,huzinimenxianangshenmea?jintianzhongwunimenyijingmeiyoufanchile。”yangwudijiandaopangzihoudezuixiong,dunshixinqingdahao,taheiheixiaodao。

“a,yangge,zhenjiaodixiongmeneduzia?”zhangdabiaodunshishayanle。

“kao,nandaolaozideqianzhendezheimehaona?”yangwudiduizhezhangdabiaoshuqilezhongzhi。

“yi,tianheilea。”zhongyuyourenzhuyidaoletianshangdebianhua,shuodao。

“kao,chadianwanglewomenshichulaikanrishide。”yangwudixunsudinachubeibaozhongdewangyuanjing。tiaoxuanleyigezuihaodeguancedian。bianbuguzhongrendikaishixinshangqiriquanshilai。

“qiguan,zhenshiqiguana。”kanzhezhujianbeizhezhudehongri,yangwudizezeyoushengdishuodao。

“yangge,jiwokankana。”zhangdabiaozoushangqianlai,yilianchanmeidishuodao。

“gun,yibiandaizhequ。”yangwudixiaomadao,yanjingqueshizhongmeilikaiwangyuanjing。

“yi,neidaoqicaixiaguangshishenme?”turanfaxianzijideshixianzhongduochuyidaoqicaixiaguang,yangwudibuyoudejinghuchushenglai。erhou,taganjueyanqianyiliang,jiezhe,bianyundaozailedishang