我的兄弟叫悟空第2章

dangran,zheixiedoushihouhuale。neitianwanshang,wozhijidesunwukongdunzainidili,xiaodexianggeshazi,erwoshoulidetaohe,zaiyueguangxia,qiaoqiaofaleyidianweiruodeya。tiangangmengmengliang,wohaizaimengligendongxujingdepingjingsike——menglineipingjinghuachenggeyuangungundeguangtuan,wozhuizhetakanlebansu,yankanjiuyaozhuazhu,jieguobeiyizhen“dongdongdong”dezamenshengzhenxing,lianchuangtoudejiansuidougenzhehuang。

“mingzege!kuaiqilai!chudashile!”sunwukongdesangmenbileigonghaixiang,menbandoukuaibeitapaisuile。worouzheyanjingzuoqilai,xinlixianbazheihouzimalebabaibian——zuotianqiangwotaowangjiusuanle,jintianhaiburangrenshuigehaojue,zheiyaoshigefanjian,gaodidegaotage“raomin”。

wotazhexiequkaimen,ganglakaiyitiaofeng,yizhimaorongrongdezhuazijiushenlejinlai,chadiannaodaowolian。sunwukongjijinmen,lianshanghaizhanzhebanjiecaoye,yanjingliangdegenjianlepantaoside:“shanxialijiazhuanglaibaoxin,shuoyougezhuyaotouliangshi,doukuaibarenjiamaitiankenguangle!zanganjinqushoushita!”

wodalegehaqian,zhilezhizhuoshangdeshuihu:“xianjiwodaobeishui,wohaimeixingtou。zaishuole,bujiushigetouliangshidezhuyao?zhiyuzheimeji?”

“zabuji!”taqiangguoshuihu,jizijiguanledabankou,shuishunzhexiabaliujinyiling,yebuzaiyi,“neicunminshuo,neizhuyaobicunkoulaohuangniuhaizhuang,yikounengkenbanmumai!zaibuqu,renjiajinnianjiudehexibeifengle!”shuozhehaizhuaiwodexiuzi,bawowangmenwaila,“kuaizoukuaizou,wanlelianzhuyaodeyingzidouzhuabuzhele!”

wobeitazhuaideyigelieju,ganjinzhuaguoqingshuangjianbiezaiyaojian:“mandian!wohaimeixishu!nizheihouzi,meicijianzheyaojingbijianzhemihaijiji!”

tanaguanzheixie,tuozhewojiuwangshanxiapao,luguowomenkouneikegangfayadexiaotaomiaoshi,haichadiancaishangqu——woyanjishoukuai,yibalazhuta:“nizaiwangqianyibu,mingniandetaonijiubiexiangle!”tazheicaiganjinshoujiao,naozhetouheiheixiao:“anwangle,zheibushizhejima!”

conghuaguoshandaolijiazhuang,yejiubangeshichendelu。wukongxianzoudeman,feiyaodaiwojiajindouyun,wosihuobuken——shangcitadaiwojiayun,weilegenyizhilaoyingbisudu,chadianbawoshuaidaoshangouli,zuihouwoshizhuazhetadehoumaocaimeidiaoxiaqu,huilaihoubozisuanlesantian。

“zanbuxingqu,zhenghaokankanqingkuang。”wobanzhelianshuo,tabuqingbuyuandidayingle,yilushangquemeixianzhe,yihuierzhuizhuihudie,yihuierzhaiduoyehuachazaierduoshang,huoxianggegangxiashandeyehouzi。luguoyitiaoxiaoxishi,tahaifeiyaoxiaqumoyu,shuoyaozhuatiaodayuzhongwukaozhechi,wohaoshuodaishuocaibatazhuaizou。

daolelijiazhuangcunkou,laoyuanjiukanjianyiquncunminweizhecunkoudelaohuaishu,choumeikuliande。weishoudeshigetoufahuabaidelaocunzhang,shoulinazhegepocaomao,yigejingditanqi。kanjianwomenguolai,cunminmenyanjingdouliangle,ganjinweishanglai:“mingzexianzhang!wukongxianzhang!nimenkelaile!”

laocunzhangwozhewodeshou,jidongdeyanleidoukuaixialaile:“xianzhanga,nimenkuaijiujiuwomenba!neizhuyaotainengchile,zuotiankenledongtousanmumai,jintianyizaoyouqukenxitoude,zaizheimexiaqu,womenjinniandeshouchengjiuquanmeile!”

wopailepaitadeshou,anfudao:“cunzhangbieji,womenxianqukankanqingkuang。”zhuantouduiwukongshuo:“nibiechongdong,xiankankanneizhuyaodedixi,bieshanglaijiuyongjingubang。”

tadiantourudaosuan:“anzhidao!anxianguanchaguancha!”shuozhejiudianzhejiaowangcunxitouwang,neimoyang,gencunkoupanzheerzihuijiadelaotaitaiside。

womengenzhelaocunzhangwangcunxitouzou,haimeidaomaitian,jiutingjian“kacakaca”dejujiaosheng,jiazazhezhuhenghengdeshengyin。zoujinleyikan,haojiahuo,neizhuyaoqueshigouzhuang——yishenheimaoyouguangshuihua,duziyuangungunde,genhuailezaiside,zhengpazaimaitianli,touyebutaidikenmaisui,zuijiaohaiguazhemaimang,huoxianggemeijianguoliangshideesigui。

wukongyikanzheichangjing,yanjingdouhongle——bushishengqi,shixingfen。taqiaoqiaomochujingubang,shouwanyishuai,bangzi“shua”dibianzhang,yankanjiuyaozaxiaqu。woganjinyibazhuaizhutadegebo:“nifengle!zheihoumianquanshicunmindemaitian!niyibangzixiaqu,zhuyaomeidazhe,xianbamaiziquanzale!”

tabeiwozhuaideyizheng,naolenaotou:“aiya,anwangle!”shuozheganjinbajingubangshouduan,chuaihuierduoli,xiaoshengwen:“neizaban?zongbunengkanzhetajixuchiba?”

woxianglexiang,conghuailimochuyizhang“kunyaofu”——zheishiwoqianjitianganghuade,benlaixiangliuzheduifuxiaoyao,xianzaizhenghaoyongshang。“nicongzuobianraoguoqu,xiyintadezhuyili,wocongyoubianguoqu,bafutiezaitatoushang,xianbatakunzhuzaishuo。”

taliezuiyixiao:“haolei!kananlaosunde!”shuozhejiumaozheyao,congzuobianraoleguoqu,haiguyicaiduanleyigenshuzhi,fachu“kaca”yisheng。

neizhuyaoguoranbeijingdongle,taiqitou,yishuangxiaoyanjingehenhendidingzhewukong,zuilihai“hengchihengchi”dichuanzheqi。wukongchazheyao,guyitiaoxin:“dai!nizheihanghuo!gantoucunmindeliangshi,kananlaosunzenmeshoushini!”

zhuyao“ao”dijiaoleyisheng,congmaitianlipaqilai,chaozhewukongchongguoqu。wochenjicongyoubianraoguoqu,shouliniezhekunyaofu,miaozhuntadehounaoshao——yankanjiuyaotieshangqu,jieguowukongturanhanleyisheng:“mingzege,xiaoxin!”

wohaimeifanyingguolai,neizhuyaoturandiaozhuanfangxiang,chaozhewochongguolai。yuanlaizheizhuyaokanzhehan,qishihaitingjiling,zhidaowoshilaitouxide。woganjinwangpangbianduo,jieguomeizhuyijiaoxia,caijinleyigenikeng,chadianshuaigegouchishi。

wukongyikanwochadianshuaijiao,jile,yebuguanwozhiqianshuode“biechongdong”,congerduolitaochujingubang,“shua”dibianzhang,chaozhezhuyaojiuzaguoqu:“niganqifumingzege!chianlaosunyibang!”

woxinligedengyixia,xianglanyijinglaibujile。zhiting“honglong”yisheng,jingubangcazhezhuyaodeerduoguoqu,zazaidishang,shunjianzachugeliangmishendekeng,zhouweidemaizibeizhendedaoleyipian——haoqiaobuqiao,zhenghaoyahuailebanmuduokuaiyaochengshudemaizi。

zhuyaobeizheiyibanghemengle,zhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong,xiaoyanjinglimanshikongju。wukongchenjichongguoqu,yibajiuzhutadeerduo,batalinleqilai:“nihaiganbugantouliangshile?zaitouanlaosunjiubanirengdaoshanshangquweilaohu!”

zhuyaotengde“aoao”jiao,yigejingdidiantou,kanyangzishizhenpale。wocongnikenglipaqilai,pailepaishenshangdeni,kanzheneipianbeiyahuaidemaizi,xinliyizhenwunai——zheihouzi,zhenshiganshadounenggaoza。

cunminmenyeweileguolai,kanzheneipianbeiyahuaidemaizi,lianshangdebiaoqinghenfuza——jiganjiwomenganzoulezhuyao,youxintengzijidezhuangjia。laocunzhangtanlekouqi,meihaoyisishuoshenme,zhishidunzaidishang,mozhebeiyahuaidemaisui,yanquandouhongle。

wukongyekanchulecunminmendexinsi,naolenaotou,youdianbuhaoyisi:“neige……anbushiguyide,jiushitaizhejile……”

womeidengtashuowan,jiuconghuailimochuyigeciping,dijilaocunzhang:“cunzhang,zheishiwogangliandejuqidan,yigongyoushike,meikenengmaibushaoqian,ninaquhuandianliangshi,mibuyixiasunshi。”

laocunzhangjieguociping,dakaiyikan,limiandejuqidanfanzhedandandejinguang,ganjintuici:“xianzhang,zheitaiguizhongle,womenbunengyao……”

“ninnazheba。”wobacipingsaidaotashouli,“shiwomenmeizhuyi,caiyahuailenindemaizi,zheishiyinggaide。”

wukongyezaipangbianbangqiang:“dui!ninnazhe!yaoshibugou,anzaiqujininzhaidianlingguo!”

laocunzhangaobuguowomen,zhinengshouxiaciping,duizhewomenlianlianzuoyi:“xiexiexianzhang!xiexiexianzhang!”

chuliwanzhuyao(womenbatasongdaolehoushan,rangtazijizhaoyeguochi,zaiyebuganlaitouliangshile),womenzhunbeihuihuaguoshan。zouzaihuiqudelushang,worenbuzhushuluowukong:“nishuoni,xiacinengbunengbiezheimemang?gangcaichadianbacunmindemaiziquanzale,yaoshimeiyoujuqidan,nidasuanzenmepeirenjia?”

tadizhetou,tizhelubiandexiaoshizi,xiaoshengshuo:“anbushiguyide……anjiushikanjiantayaoqifuni,jilema……”

wokanzhetaneifuweiqudeyangzi,xinlideqidunshixiaoleyiban。zheihouzisuiranmangzhuang,danxinlihaishijizhewode。wopailepaitadejianbang:“xingle,zhidaonishiweilewo。buguoxiacizaizheiyang,wojiubanihoumaobale,zuozhimaobi,jicunminxiedaoqianxin。”

tayitingzheihua,ganjinwuzhuzijideerduo(tazuibaobeizijidehoumaole),lianliandiantou:“anzhidaole!xiaciyidingzhuyi!zaiyebumangzhuangle!”

kanzhetaneifujinzhangdeyangzi,worenbuzhuxiaole。qishiwoyezhidao,tabenxingbuhuai,jiushixingzitaiji,rongyichongdong。jiuxiangxiaoshihou,youciwobeiyizhilangyaoqifu,tayeshibuguanbugudichongshangqu,jieguobeilangyaozhuashanglegebo,haizuiyingshuozijibuteng。

zouleyihuier,taturancouguolai,conghuailimochugeyepingguo,dijiwo:“mingzege,zheigejinichi。angangcaizailubianzhaide,ketianle。”

wojieguopingguo,calecashangmiandehui,yaoleyikou——queshitingtiande,jiushiyoudiansuan。wokanzheta,turanjuede,youzheimegexiongdi,suiranzongaichuanghuo、qiangwoguozi,danyetinghaode。zhishaozaizheimangmangsanjie,haiyougerennenggenwoyiqiqiangguozi、lianjian、chumo,nengzaiwoyouweixiandeshihou,diyishijianchongshanglaibaohuwo。

huidaohuaguoshandeshihou,taiyangyijingkuailuoshanle。wukongfeiyaolazhewoqushuiliandongchikaorou,shuotazuotianzhualezhishanji,yizhimeishedechi,yaogenwoyiqifenxiang。womeijujue,genzhetabengbengtiaotiaodiwangshuiliandongzou。

lushang,tayoukaishixuxutaotaodishuo,xiaciyaoquchuanggenglihaidedifang,yaozhuagenglihaideyaojing,yaozuosanjiezuilihaideshenxian。wotingzhetadehua,xiaozhediantou,xinliqueturanshanguoyisibuan——wozongjuede,zheiyangjiandanyoutongkuaiderizi,buhuiyizhichixuxiaqu。

dangran,zheixiebuanhenkuaijiubeikaoroudexiangweichongdanle。neitianwanshang,womenzuozaishuiliandongqian,chizhekaorou,hezheyeguojiu,kanzhetianshangdexingxing,tingwukongshuozhetade“weidajihua”,xiaodexianglianggemeizhangdadehaizi。

neishihoudewo,haibuzhidao,zheizhongjiandandekuaile,huizaibujiudejianglai,beiyigechuanziyidenvzichedidapo。erwohewukongzhijian,yehuiyinweizheigenvzi,zoushangyitiaozaiyehuibuqudelu。

buguo,zheixiedoushihouhuale。neitianwanshang,wozhijidekaorouhenxiang,jiuhentian,wukongdexiaoshenghenxiang,haiyoutianshangdexingxing,liangderangrenxinlifanuan。