第一章 老婆是战神

“sumo,nihaishalengzheganshenme,haibuganjinjimabajiaocagan?!”

yishengruhuanglibandongting,danquelvexianbunaifandehuayinchuanrulesumodeerzhong,jiangyouxiefalengdesumolahuilexianshi。

huiguoshenlaidesumoxiayishikanlekansizhou。

脸色忽然几番变化。

yiduanchenfengdewangshi,shuranfuxianzaitadenaohaizhizhong。

tadelaopohuahanruishirenrenjingweidezhuquezhanshen,nanlingbianjiangyizhan,jituilaifanyizuqianyuli,zhenshounanlingshibajun,wurenganfan!

keziguyilai,taipingzongshijiangjunding,buxujiangjunjiantaiping。

bengairongguigulidehuahanrui,quebeijianningsuoxianhai,bujinbeiboduolezhanshentouxian,shouzouleyiqiequanli,gengshicansizaisumomianqian。

sumoyinciertiaolou,xiangsuihuahanruierqu。

buliaoxiang,quebeiouranjianlaidaodiqiuyouli,suyou“yaoxian”zhichengdecangyunzunzhesuojiu,bingshourumenxia,congcitashangxiuxingzhilu。

sumotianfujingren,zaicangyunzunzhedejiaodaoxia,bujinyiyaorudao,gengshizaiduanduanqianniandeshijianli,yiyaodaochengdi,beiyuwei“wangudiyiyaodi”。

chengdihoudesumo,yuanbenkechaotuochenshi,xiaoyaohuanyu,kequewuyijianrangtafaxianleyibugufa。

“dizhe,ruonengsheqidao,yunqishen,biankehuidaogujin,yikechuanyueweilai。”

suirancifazhumingchenggonglvmiaomang,dansumohaishiyiranjuerandexuanzelehuidaoguoqu。

napamaozheshenyundaoxiaodefengxian,tayexiangniuzhuanqiankun,zaijianhuahanrui!

cishi,zaisumodemianqian,zhengzuozhelianggepiaoliangdenvren。

nianzhangdejiaozhangjiao,shisumodeyuemu,suiranyijingnianguosishi,dansuiyuezaitadelianshangsihubingmeiyouliuxiashenmehenji,napashuotaganggangsanshisuichutou,yebuhuiyourenzhiyi。

gengweiqingchunjinglidejiaohuahanyu,shizhangjiaodenver,sumodexiaoyizi,renruqiming,ruhuasiyu,bujinjichenglezhangjiaodemeimao,gengshiyouguozhierwubuji,fangforuchushuidefurongyibanpiaoliang。

“sumo,wozaigennishuohua,nimeitingjianma?”zuozaishafashangdehuahanyuqiaozheneishuangxiuzhangde**,jingzhidelianshang,yuefaxianluchubunaifandeshenqing。

jiansumoyijiumeiyoulita,huahanyuaorendexiongkouweiweiqifuzhe,jueqizui,youxiebumandegenshenpangdezhangjiaogaoqilezhuang:“ma,nikankanzheigefeiwu,jingranganbuliwo!”

“hejishenmeni?!”zhangjiaoshenzirouruandekaozaishafashang,taiqibaibaijingjingdezhangtui,yongganggangxiwan,manshishirundeyuzuzhijiechuaizailezhengdunzaidishang,nazhecajiaobudesumo。

sumotengdiyixiazhanleqilai。

赤脚踹药帝?

这是何等的不敬!

足以罪灭九族!

tiandixia,kongpazhangjiaoshidiyigeganzheiyangzuoderen。

“niyaoganshenme?”sumodeturanfanying,sihuhelezhangjiaoyitiao,xiongqiandeyuanrunweiweizhandouleyixia,tabailesumoyiyan,mouguangzhongjieshibuman。

“buganshenme,xiwangninyihouduiwozunzhongdian。”zhangjiaodebiaoxian,rangsumochedihuiguoleshen。

kanlaitaqueshiyijinghuidaoleqiannianqian,yishendaofaxiuweijiewu,burantagangcaiqixisanfachuqu,bieshuoshimianqiandezhangjiaohehuahanyu,kongpafujinzheiyidaidouyaohuachengjifen。

“对你尊重?”

yinxiangzhong,sumoconglaidoumeiyouyongzheiyangdetaiduhezijishuohua,zhangjiaoxianshiweiweiyileng,jiermianlubuxiedexiaodao:“nigechibaishidedongxi,nalizhidewoduinizunzhong?”

sumogenhuahanruijiehunwunian,erzheiwunian,huahanruiyousinianbandouzaizhenshoubianjiang,shengxianeibannian,yejihudouzaijunzhongchulishiwu,henshaohuijia。

ersumozaihuajiaziranshibandiandediweidoumeiyou,suoyoudehuajiaren,doujuedetashikaozailaopojiachibaishidefeiwu。

gengshenzhi,zaiwairenkanlai,huahanruizhisuoyihuigensumojiehun,bingbushixihuanta,zhibuguoshiliyongsumo,laizudangbujiqishudezhuiqiuzhe。

“congjintiankaishi,wohuigenninzhengming,xiaoruijiajiwomeiyoujiacuo,wohuirangtaxingfuyibeizi!”

sumozhidao,zaihuajia,meirenqiaodeqiziji,napashitadezhangmunianghexiaoyizi。

buguozaishangyishi,taqueshiyeshiyouxiewonang,meiyouduodadebenshi。

yezhengshiyinweiruci,danghuahanruibeijianningxianhai,wangsizaitamianqiandeshihou,tayidianbanfayemeiyou。

zheishisumoyishengdangzhongzuiweihouhuideshiqing。

suoyi,zaidedaokeyizhonghuiguoqudegufazhihou,sumobugujilvmiaomang,haobuyouyudesheqileyishendadixiuwei,zhongxinhuidaoqiannianqian,jiuweilenenggouzaijianhuahanrui,zuzhibeijudeshangyan!

zheiyishi,tayaoshouhuhaohuahanrui,jitaquanbudeai,rangtachengweishishangzuixingfudenvren!

“nishaozaizheibairimengle,ganjinjiwoqubaxijiaoshuidaole。”zaizhangjiaoyanzhong,sumozheiyangdebaozhengjiushixiaohua。

yigeyaoshenmemeishenmedefeiwu,nashenmejitanverxingfu。

sumowenyan,meiyougenzhangjiaozhengbian,fushenduanqixijiaoshui,quleweishengjian。

“ma,wojiemingtianjiuhuilaile,nigaosusumolema?”kanzhesumojinleweishengjian,huahanyuxiaoshengdeduizhezhangjiaoxunwendao。

“gaosuzheigefeiwuzuoshenme?!”zhangjiaodehuarongxia,manshiqiaobuqideshense:“niyeyeyijingzaizhunbeimingtiandejiejile,tabuxiangrangsumochuxianzaijichang。”

“yeshi,taquleyezhihuijiwomenjiadiulian。”huahanyuzantongdedianlediantou,piaoliangdelianjiashang,xianluchuyisixingfen:“yihouyoujiejiezuozhen,zanmenhuajiazaiqingcangjunjiushiyidengyidedajiazule!”

“hezhizheiqingcangjun,nijiejiekeshizhenshounanlingdezhuquezhanshen,xianzaisuirantuiyile,danzhanshenmingxianrengranzai,shiwenzhenggenanling,yousheiganbujinijiejiemianzide!”zhangjiaoyeshiyiliandeyideshuodao。

zhuquezhanshen,weimingjiuzhou,erjinjibiantuiyi,yejuefeifanren,zhanshengaiyoudedaiyu,yiyangyebuhuishao。

“ma,youjianshi,buzhidaonitingmeitingshuo?”huahanyumeimouliuzhuan,panqixiuzhangde**,wangzhangjiaodeshenshangkaolekao。

“shenmeshi?”zhangjiaoxiayishiwen。

huahanyuyadileshengyindao:“tingshuoxianyideqinglongzhanshen,yizhidouxihuanwojiejie,zhiqianzaizhanchang,tabuzhiyicigenjiejiebiaobaiguo,shuoshizhiyaojiejiejitajihui,tayuanyidengjiejielihun。”

“haiyouzheiyangdeshi?”zhangjiaomianlujingxidekanzhehuahanyu。

huaxiajiuzhou,yigongyousidazhanshen。

qinglong,baihu,zhuque,xuanwu。

zheiqinglongzhanshen,naishisidazhanshenzhishou,ruoshinenggenzijidenverzaiyiqi,neikezhenshitiandadexishi!

“bujinrucini,haiyounanlingzhusijiadegongzi,tingshuoyeyizhixihuanwojiejie。”

huaxiajiuzhou,nanlingsuanqiyi,nanlingzhusibianshinanlingdeyibashou,zhangguannanlingshibajun,diweizunchong。

wulunshiqinglongzhanshen,haishinanlingzhusijiadegongzi,dousuanshirenzhongzhilong,erqiechuletamen,huahanruidezhuiqiuzhe,duodaobujiqishu!

suibianlinchulaiyige,doubisumoqiangqianbeiwanbei。

zheigesumo,shizaitaiaiyan!

zhangjiaoxinyoubugan,tanverxianzaisuirantuiyile,keyijiushijiutianzhishangdeluanfeng,zennenggensumozheiyangdelaihamaguoyibeizi,tabunengrangzijidenverhuizaisumodeshouli。

zheishi,sumocongxishoujianlichulai,zhangjiaoduizhetazhaolezhaoshou。

“你过来。”

shuohuadetongshi,zhangjiaoqishen,caizhetuoxie,zoudaoledianshijuqian,congjuzilifanchuleyizhixieyi。

zheishitazaojiuweiliangrenzhunbeihaodelihunxieyi,zhangjiaoyuanbenxiangzhedengtanverhuilaizaishuozheishi,xianzaikanlai,lihunzheijianshi,haishiyuezaojiejueyuehao。

“sumo,niyezhidao,wonversuishuogennijiehunduonian,danshiyizhiyilai,tashenzaibianjiang,henshaohuijia。nimenlianggeyeshizhiyoufuqizhiming,bingmeiyoufuqizhishi。wokannijinnianyelaodabuxiaole,zaizheiyangganhaozheyemeiyoushenmeyiyi,zheifenlihunxieyishiwotinimennihaode,nikankanmeishenmewentijiuzaishangmianqiangezi,bahunlileba。”