第3章 :装逼的艺术

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jiangchezouzailushangshenmeyemeiganjiunengtingjiannaohaizhongdechongbaizhibuduanzengzhang,zhuyaoshixianzaidejiangchejingguojiyinyaojidegaizaoshizaitaishuai。

zaijiashangchuanzhedakuchaheduanxiu,xiaotuiyijishoubeishangyunchengdejiroubuyoujiuhuiluchujifen,rangluguodeyixiemeizikandeyibukaimuguang,ziranjiuyouchongbaizhile。

“zheinanshenghaoshuaia,yiqianzenmemeizhuyidaoxuexiaohaiyouzheimehaokandenansheng?”

“duie,nikantageboshangdejirou,haoxiangqunieyixiaa……”

“nengbunengbieyifuhuachixiang,toutoupaijizhangzhaopiandaihuisushewanshangqucesuodeshihoukanbuxingma?”

“wohaoxiangshangquyaogelianxifangshi,buzhidaotayoumeiyounvpengyou。”

“qie!yigediaosieryima,zhangdeshuaiyoushenmeyong?nikantachuandehunshenshangxiajiaqilaiyebudaoyibaikuaiqian!shuainengdangfanchima?”

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zhouweiyilunfenfen,buguojiangchequemeizhuyi,tadezhuyilidoujizhongzaixitongshangchengzhizhong。

“lanbojinipaoche……wubaichongbaizhi……zhongdengbieshu……yiqianchongbaizhi……juranhaiyouwaiyujingtong、chuyijingtongzheixiedongxi……buguozheixiejinengjuranyaoliangqianchongbaizhi,bibieshuhaigui……”jiangchegantanyisheng,xitongshangchengzhongjihushenmedouyou,chezi、fangziyijigezhongjineng。

“xinshouzhidao:jianyisuzhubuyaoduihuannengyongqianmaidaodedongxi,suzhukeyiyongchongbaizhiduihuanjineng,zaiyongjinengzhuanquchongbaizhi,ruciwangfu。”

“lingwai,xitongsuijirenwudejianglibishujingpin,suzhuxuzhongshi。”

jiangchediantou,xianzaizijiyousanqianyi,dequebuyonglangfeichongbaizhiquduihuannengyongqianmaidaodedongxi,zhiyuxitongdesuijirenwuzanshihaimeishoudao,yaoshiyoujiangchekendinghuizhongshide。

xiangzhezheixiedongxi,jiangchehenkuaijiulaidaoxiaomenkoudeyijiashoujidian,taxiangxianhuangeshouji。

jiangchedeshoujihaishisannianqiangangshangdaxueshihoumaide,xianzaidakaigeappdeyaoshiduomiaozhong,kadeyipi。

zheisannianlai,jiangchechuleshenghuofeizhiwaideqiandabufendouhuazaishuruishenshang,yizhimeiyoujihuihuanshouji。

kegangjinrudianmen,jiangchejiujiandaolexianzaizuibuxiangjiandaoderen,shurui。

erqieshuruipangbianhaiyouyigekanshangqubaibainennendeqingnian,daoshitingshuai,kehejiangcheyibijiushizhazhale。

“sileigege,nikanzheigeshoujihaobuhaokan?”shuruinazheyigefenhongsedeshoujiwenpangbiandeqingnian:“renjiahaoxiangyao~”

一副撒娇的语气。

“taiguile,”xusileizhijieledangdishuodao:“woyigeyuelinghuaqianyejiusan、wuwan,zheiyigeshoujiyiwanduo,wozheigeyueshengdeqiandebuduole。”

xusileijiadequeyoudianqian,ketameigeyueyejiuyiliangwandelinghuaqian,rangtahuayiwankuaijiyigeershouhuomaishoujitacaishebudeni。

“a?keshiwohaoxihuanzheigeshouji……”

“womenbushilaimaichongdianqidema?nishoujiyoubushibunengyong。”xusileihongzheshuodao:“shurui,woxihuandanchunyidiandenvsheng,nizheiyanghuirangwojuedenishikanzhonglewodeqiancaihewozaiyiqide。”

“e……haoba,wobuyaolejiushi……”shuruiyebuxiangyikaishijiujixusileiliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang,lianlianbushedibashoujifanglexiaqu。

yejiushizheishijiangchezoulejinlai,liangrensimuxiangdui。

“jiangche,womenyijingfenshoule,nihaizhuidaozheilaiyouyisima?”shuruihuranshuodao:“yiqianzenmemeifaxiannihaiyouzheimesipilailiandexingge?nizheiyangzhenrangwoganjuedaoexin。”

shuruipaxusileiwuhui,yikandaojiangchejiuganmanghetapieqingleguanxi。

jiangchexinzhongmaochuyiguhuoqi,xianglianliangnianduo,weileqianjiurucijueqing?

xiangqiyiqiandezhongzhong,jiangchezhenweizijigandaobuzhi!

jiangchelengxiaoyisheng:“woyiqianyemeifaxiannizheimeexin,shoujidiannijiade?jiuninenglaizheimaishouji?”

“niyigeqiongbinengmaishenmeshouji?guolaizhaowodezhishuo!”

zhouweiderenyifukanrenaobuxianshidadebiaoqing:xianshibanbaijinnv、fuerdaihetiangoudegushi?

zhibuguojiangchezheiyishendakuchajiabaitxu,jiaoxiacaizheyigeshuangpotuoxie,suiranzhangdeshuai,danhaishituotuodeyifudiaosimoyang,beifenshouyezaiqinglizhizhong。

“guoran,zhangdezaishuaimeiyouqianhaishimeishenmeyong。”

“zheirenworenshi,zanmenwaiyuxidejiangchehexihuashurui,shuozhendejiangcheduishuruisuanshigouhaodele,meixiangdaoshuruijuranshizheiyangdenvsheng!”

“shenmeyangdenvsheng?nvshengweizijiweilaikaolvyoucuoma?zijimeiyouqianhaiguaibierenkanbushangziji?dianxingdediaosixintai!”

“jiushi,zijimeibenshihaishuobierenbaijin!”

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“he~”jiangchebeishuruidehuaqixiaole:“niyouqian?nizheiyishenyifuhaishiwobangnimaide,xianzaiyouzaiqiubiedenanrenjinimaishouji,shurui,niyejiuzhizhizheigejiale。”

jiangcheshuowanyelandedalizheigenvrenle,zoudaojutaiqianwendao:“zheilizuiguideshoujishishenme?”

jutaihoumianyeshiyigepiaoliangdexiaojiejie,jiandaojiangchezheimehaokanbuyouyouxielianhongxintiao,xinxiang:zheimehaokandexiaogegejiusuanmeiqianwoyeyuanyia……

jianxiaojiejiekanjianzijijiudaizhule,jiangcheqingkeyisheng:“ke~xiaojiejiewoyaomaishouji。”

xiaojiejiezheicaifanyingguolai,lianseweihong:“e,hao,womenzheizuiguideshoujishiqianjitiancaichulaidepingguoershi,wonajininkanyixiaba。”

xinchulaidepingguoershicaizaoshangdaohuo,suoyihaimeilaidejibaishangjutai,yaodaohoumiancangkuna。

“hao,xiexie。”jiangchelimaodaoxie。

jiangchexianzaixinlixiangzhedeshi,dengzijizhenfuqianlehuibuhuiyounengshuayibochongbaizhi,dianlihaiyoubushaoqitaguke,zijigangbeichaofengjiumailezheimeguideshouji,zhuangbixiaoguoyinggaibucuo。

“ding~jiancedaosuzhuzhuangbijishubuchengshu,fabusuijirenwu:jidianlisuoyougukemaiyibuzuixinkuanpingguoershishouji。”

“wocao!wozenmemeixiangdao!”jiangchexinzhonggantanyisheng,guoranhaishixitonghuizhuangbi,zheiyangyilaidedaodechongbaizhijueduinengfanhaojibei,zhiyuduohuadeqian,wanquanmeiyoubiyaozaiyi。

takanleyiyandianlideren,yigongqiweiguke,buguozheiyangdehua,shuruiyesuanguke,haiyaojitamaishouji?