第三章
shuochuzhenxiangzhihou，woyuanyiweilanyuheguofangyejiuxiaotingxialaile。
jieguolanyuquehuranchixiaoyisheng，jifengdekanzhewo：
“jiangcinizenmezheimewuchi，weilecijiwolianlinzongsiledehuadoushuodechulai!takeshiniqinlaogong!”
“edu!kanwoxiacijiandaolinzongyidingbazheijianshigaosuta，rangtazhijieshuaileni!”
guofangyelimagoutuideshangqiananfulanyu：
“eiyouxiaoyunikebiehezheizhongrenshengqi，shuobudingtajiushiguyishuozheizhonghua，xiangcijini，rangniqingxujidongduihaizibuhaoni!”
“jianglaoshi，nizhenhaoedudexinsia!”
lanyuyitingzheihuayelimazuochuhuangrandebiaoqing，kanzhewodeyanshengengshichongmandiyi：
“yuanlainishizheimejihuade!jiangcishihuagaosuniba，zheigehaizilinzongyijingdaiwoquchaguoxingbiele，shigenanhai!”
“linzongshuole，zhiyaotayichusheng，neijiushidafudaguidemingge，suoyinibiexiangdongwoerziyigenzhitou!”
renzaijiduwuyudeqingkuangxiashizhendehuixiaode。
woyouxietoutengdedingzhelanyu：
“nishitingbudongrenhuama?woshuowolaogongsile，meifagennishenghaizi!niyaoshibeipianlejiuzhuajinqubaojing，bielaiwozheifafeng!”
“你放屁!”
lanyuyitingzheihuamingxianyabuzhuhuo，nachushoujizhijiejuqiyizhangzhaopianjiwokan：
“nikankan，zheikeshilinshijituanzongcaibangongshi!chulenilaogongsheihainengjinruzheigebangongshi，sheihainengkongzhizhenggelinshijituan?”
“jiangci，nizaiganshuozheizhonghua，woxianzaijiujilinzongdadianhua，rangtamashanggennilihun!”
wosaoleyiyanzhaopian，haizhenshilinshijituandezongcaibangongshi，kechulewoyiwaihaiyousheinengjinrubangongshi?
gongsidebaojie?wodezhuli?
woyuexiangyueyihuo，wuyudechaotabaishou：
“xingxingxing，nixianzaijiuqudadianhua，xianzaijiurangtagenwolihun，wodaoyaokankanniyoumeiyouzheigebenshi!”
lanyutingwozheihuabianzhijieqihuhudenachushouji，lianxudalejigedianhuadoumeirenjieting。
talianseyouxieguabuzhu，qingkeyisheng：
“kendingshilinzongzaikaihuini，dengtakaiwanhuijiwohuidianhuadeshihouwozaigaonidezhuang!”
woyangtoushenxiyikouqi，taiyankanxianglanyu：
“zuoweinidelaoshi，chuyuduinifuzedetaidu，wozaihenishuoyici，wolaogongdequeshiqushile，ruguorangnihuaiyunderengaosunitashiwolaogong，neinidagailvshibeipianle!”
“lingwai，wosuiranbuzhidaonishizenmenadaoneizhanglinshijituandezhaopian，danlinshijituanzheijiniandeyunyingyizhishizaiwodedailingxia——”
“噗!”
“hahahahajiangciniyetaihoulianpile，nigaibuhuishixiangshuolinshijituanshizainidedailingxiacaiyoujintiandeba?”
budengwohuashuowan，lanyuzaicikuazhangdedaduanwodehua，heguofangyiqixiaodeqianfuhouyang。
我耸了耸肩，SO?
tamenzaixiaoshenme，linshijituanxianzaibenlaijiushiwozaiguanlia!
dangchuwolaogonglinyishenhuanjuezheng，benlaishipayingxiangwobudasuangenwojiehun，danyouxiangjiangzhenggelinshijituandouwanwanquanquandeliujiwo，suoyicaihewolinglezheng。
zheiyangwojiuyiyishuangdeshenfenshunlijichengletasuoyoudezichan。
zaitasihouwocengjingyiyulejinianzoubuchulai，xinliyishengjianyiwozanshilikaiyuanlaidehuanjing，suoyiwocailailedaxuedanglaoshi!