第3章 不是三百多斤吗

“kuangwang!”huangzhipengmeitouyizhou,nuhoudao。

zhangxiaofanmeiyoudaliduifang,fanshouyidou,shouzhichuxianjimeiyinzhen。

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henkuai,chentianqionglahuangdelianjia,manmanchuxianyidaoxuese。

suiranhenduorenbudongzhongyi,dankanzhangxiaofandebiaoyan,doujuedeshiyizhongshijuexiangshou。

chenbairunuhoudao:“xiaozi,nizheishizuoshenme,liansirendeshitidoubufangguo!”

“wokannichuanzheyigedaopao,buhuishizhanshenmexieshuba!”

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yinwei,chuanchulaiyishengkesousheng。

“咳咳!”

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呼!

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youqishihuangzhipengweishoudeyizhemen。

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爸?

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怎么才一百斤!

陈梦涵,你欺骗我!

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zhangxiaofanlianlianzhaoshou,dao:“haoba,jiranruci,neiwojiurentonggeaile!”

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“menghan,xiaoshenyini?”

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