【suzhuxuan，nishifouyouyongqikaiqinixixitong，nixinibeicanderensheng?】
xuanlenglengdekanzheyingmuzhongneiyixingxingdebaiseziti，zhenggerendoushale。
shiye?xiangqinbeixianqi，chuangyebeipian?haibabamagenjiejiedejixudoupeiguangle?
zheinayoushenmekeyouyude?ruguoyaoguozheimebeicanderensheng，neiburuxianzaijiuzhijieqihaozhonglian。
tazhelemosideshenshouguoqu，zaineibantoumingdemianbanshanganxiale【shi】deanniu。
【xitongjiazaizhong...xitongjiazaiwancheng，gongxinijiazairenshengnixixitong。】
【宿主：许安】
【身高：185】
【体重：72kg】
【颜值：61】
【身材：42】
【智力：64】
【体质：38】
【zonghepingjia：pingpingwuqidedaxuesheng，jibucongmingyebuben，tilimeilizhuanqiannengliyiwushichu，zhideqingxingdeshi，gennidepingyongbiqilai，nidechoubuzhiyiti。】
许安：……你再骂!
【benxitonggongnengweibangzhusuzhuchengweirenshengyingjia，benxitongjiaoweiyange，ruorenwumeiyouwancheng，xitongyehuijiyushidangdechengfa。】
【jiancedaosuzhuxianzaizhengtangzaichuangshanglangfeishengming，jianyisuzhulikekaishiduanlianshenti，gaishanzhiyou38diandetizhihe42diandeshencai。】
【renwuyaoqiu：lianxu10tian，pao8gonglizhangpao，fuwocheng100ge，juanfu100ge，shendun100ge。】
【cirenwuzaisuzhutilihetizhijigeqianjiangbuhuizhongzhi，mei10tianjiesuanyici。】
【renwujiangli：5dianshuxingjifendian，xianjin1000yuan。】
【weiwanchengrenwuchengfa：1.zheshou6nian8geyue。2.yewanniaopin。3.zaodaoyuanxingtudingdegongji。】
"he!zheiyetaixiaoqiaozhenle。"
xuanlengxiaoyisheng，yihuishouguandiaomianban：”wohaiyiweishishenmeyanzhongdechengfa，niaopinshigeshenmewanyi?”
kaiwanxiao，xianzaidedaxueshengzhiyaoyitangxia，jiulonglaguandoumeibanfabatacongchuangshanglaqilai，ququyigexitongdeyejianniaopinweixie，tazenmekenengfangzaixinshang?
tazaimianbeiliguyonglejixia，huanlegeshufudezishi，ranhouyukuaideshuileguoqu。
zheiyishui，jiushuidaolewanfanshijian。
zouchuketing，jializhiyouganghuilaidelaobazaikandianshi，laomachouzhelianzaiduancai，meikandaojiejiexuqian，gujiyoubuzhidaopaonaquxiangqinqule。
fanmeichiliangkou，zhaotaihoujiurenbuzhuwangzhuoshangyipaikuaizi：“xujianming!niguanbuguannierzi?fangshujiahuijiazhengtiantangzaichuangshang，chulewanshoujikandianshishenmedoubuzuo，zaizheiyangxiaqurenjiufeile!!”
xujianmingzaiyijianzhongxingguimodeguoyingqiyedangzhongcengganbu，gexingwenzhonghoushi，pingshideshihaojiushixiaqigenkantiyupindao，huahenshao，zaijializuichangshuodehuajiushi：”laoposhuodedoudui。
mianduizhaoyuqindenuhuo，xujianmingxiaohehededao：”tacaigangfangjiahuilaijitian，duoshuidianyemeishenme。”
ranhoutayouzhuantouduierzidao：”nimayeshiweinihao，zheiliangtianzhaoxiepengyouchuquwan，meiqianlegenbashuo，bajinibushang。”
zhaoyuqindenglexujianmingyiyan：”jiuhuidanghaoren，zheigeyuegongzini?”
xujianmingxiaodao："zuotianfagongzizhihoujiuyijingdadaonaikashangle，baozhengyifenbushao。"
"neininalaideqianzizhunierzi?!"
"woshanggeyueshaochoulejibaoyan。"
zhaoyuqinzheicaimianqiangdedianlediantou，ranhouyouzhuantouduizijierzihentiebuchenggangdedao："nikankan，nibaduizheigejiatingfuchuduoshao，nizhengtianzhihuihanzhenianqingrenjiushiyaotangping，wodoubuzhidaonatiandengwosile，hainengzhiwangnijiwoshenme!!"
"等妳死后吗?"
xuanchiyilebanshang："......yigehaohuadelingguta?"
yuanbenhaisuanwenxindefanzhuoturananjingxialai，banxianghouzhaoyuqinfangxiakuaiziroulerouxiongkou，zhaohuxujianmingdao："neigeshei，banggemang，quchufangbangwobazhuozidixianeigenganmiangunnachulai，yaozuicudeneigen。"
……
"hualalala......"