这才是现在进行时。
jiangwanyidengshangletadedishigexiaohao。
jianpanyiqiaozaizheiben《buzaiyikedashushangdiaosi》deguyanquanmouwenxialiuxialeyixingchaping。
kuangyenijiangye：zuozhexiedezhenshiyituodabian，niyaoshixiewanrenmiwennitagdaishenmequanmou，quanrenwuqingxing？
quanshuzhiyaochuxiandenande，quandouwunaoainvzhu，bierenjiusuanle，neinanerchengfuneibanshendeshenjingbingyinweiyigentanghulujiuaishangnvzhule，ninaoni？
guayangtoumaigourounimaidebietaiguofen！
zheihaibushizuirangjiangwanyishengqide。
zheishushitapengyoutuijianjitade，wenzhongdenansangentatongmingtongxing，zheitiangounansanbinanerhailipu。
mingmingshiyigeliulianyuhuacongdexiaosagongzi，jiuyinweinvzhumaletayidun，congcibianfeitabuke，tangtangyigeshizijingranlunluodaoguitiannvzhuhaishundaoguitiantapangdadehougong？
好好好！
zhudadejiushiyigemeiyoulizhishiba，zheimewanshiba！
jianzhishishukerenshenbukeren！
gangkaishijiangwanyizhishixieleerbaizizhangwenpengjileyixiawenzhongdebug，lirushuosuoyourenwulizhiaishangnvzhu，xinganqingyuanweitadangdianjiaoshidezheijianshi。
doushijieshouguolianghaojiaoyudeguizuzidi，jiusuanshigecaobao，neiyebushigeshaziba！
kesheicengxiang，quebeizuozhelunfanwenhouleyibianbadaizuzong。
qinaozhixiajiangwanyiyigedianhuabianrangguanjiachuqujitabanleyibaizhangdianhuaka。
yizhangkakeyichuangjianyigehao，taluqixiuzijiushigan，nibushipachapingma！
nijiangxiaoyejinerjiurangnishuahaopingdoushuabushangqu。
作者：你给我等着。
jiangwanyiqingxiaoyisheng，nannandao，“dengzhejiudengzhe，nihainengjiangxiaoyewozenyang？ganmawowojinerfeirangniqiaoqiaowode……”
turanbaiguangyishan，jiangwanyipazaizhuozishangshiquleyishi。
……
jiangwanyishibeiyiguzizhifenweixunxingde，tamimidengdengdezhengkaiyan，yanqiandeyimuquerangtadachiyijing。
wuligechubaifangdedoushiqingciqiju，caichouguahuang，huihuahuajin，fulitanghuang，guseguxiang，tashenxiazuozhedeshiyibalihuamudeyizi。
yanqianyiqunnvziweiraozaitadeshenpang，tamenzhuangrongjingzhi，shenshangsanfazhezhenzhenyouxiang，zhibuguomeigerenshenshangdeweidaodoubutong，couzaiyiqiziranjiu……
jiangwanyidenaohailituranxiangqileyidaotiantiandeshengyin。
「tiangou：huanyinglaidaoxiaoshuo《buzaiyikedashushangdiaosi》woshinindezhuanshuxitongtiangou，tianshitianmeidetian，bushinintiangoudetiane，haiqingzhuyiqufen。」
「jiangwanyi：……！？」
「tiangou：buyaohuaiyi，zheishizhenshide，bushizaizuomengeqin～ninxianzaijiushixiaoshizijiangwanyi。」
tingdaozheihua，jiangwanyimengdezhanqishenzi。
yipangweizhedenvzimendoubeitaheleyitiao，zhanzhanjingjingwendao，“gongzikeshiyoushenmebushi？”
lianghaodejiaoyangrangtadunzhulejiaobu，chechuyigezhilubakeyaodewanmeiweixiao，“wohaiyoushiyaomang，zhuweijiejiezibian。”
shuowantahaibudengjirenfanyingguolai，satuibianpaolechuqu，yibianpaohaiyibianxiaoshengdunang，“kendingshijianglaotouzhaoleyibangrenpianwode，wojiubuxinle，tahaineng……”
zhanzaiyihongyuandedamenkou，fanhuadejiejingyingruyanlian，lailaiwangwangderenqun，yiqiedouhuoshengshengdechuxianzaitademianqian，fangfoyifurenaodehuajuan。
“bushi，**touzheishihualeduoshaoqiandadezheigejing？taneixiaojinkudepochanleba？”shuozhe，tasuishoulazheleyigeluguodenvzi，“meinv，nimenyanzheiyichangxiqunyanfeiyitianjibai？”
neinvzilengleyishun，bukezhixindekanzheta，“dengtuzi！a！jiuwo！”
tahuayingangluo，yiqunshenshangbiezhedao，xiangshiyayideyiqunrenchongleguolai。
jiangwanyishunjiandengdaleshuangyan，yanchouneijirenjiukuaiyaozhuadaotale，xiayishifanyingrangtazhuanshenjiupao，yibianpaohaiyibiandahan，“wobi**touhaiyouqian！tajinimenduoqianwojinimensanbei！bu！wubei！”
“站住——”
“抓住他——”
“jinggandangjieqirunvzi，dingshimeijiangwomenfangzaiyanli，yidingyaorangtahaokan！”
jiangwanyikaozaiqianggenshangwuzhuxiongkoudaqidoubuganchuan。
neixierendejiaobushengmanmanzouyuan，tacaisongleyikouqi，xiangzhezoudaluhuipengdaoneiqunren，bianmaitouwangxiangzilizou，xiaoshengdunang，“zheisheixiedejuben，zenmezheimelan。”
zouzhezouzhetaturanganjuejiaodixiahaosiyoutanshui，shilulude，dantabingweizaiyi，liantoudoumeidi，“nageshaqiandaodewangdishangdaozheimeduoshui，buzhidaozheizaoxuebufang……”
turanyanqianguluguludegunguolaiyigedongxi，jiangwanyishunjiandengdaleshuangyan，taroulerouyanjing，zaidingjingwangqu，simuxiangdui，liandaizhetajiaoxiadexueyeyebeiqiaolegeqingchu。
“啊——”
xiangzizhongchuanchuyishengqilidecanjiao，danyinweicichupianpi，bingmeiyourenzhuyidao。
“dongdong——dongdong——”
chenzhongdejiaobushengxiangqi，zheishengyincishiduijiangwanyilaishuowuyishicuiming。
「tiangou：suzhunibuhaipama？woganggangjiancedaodishangneidequeshigeren，shuoshihuawoyoudianerpa，yaobunikuaipaoba。」
「jiangwanyi：biegoujiao，you……youdianertuiruan。」
「tiangou：qin，xitongjiancedaoyanqianzheigerendeweixianchengduweibaifenzhiyiqian，shiwenzhongzuiweixiandenan……」
「jiangwanyi：nishuoshihua，**toushibushizhaolegebiantaisharenfanxiangyaowodeming，ranhousitunwodecaichan？」
「tiangou：……6……nijixuyixiangba，woxianshuile。」
duiyuquanbudongderengaizenmeban？
那当然是不劝了。
“haohaohao，zheimewanshiba。”shengsicunwangzhiji，jiangwanyituranlaileyongqi，mobianlequanshenzhongyucongyaojianzhaodaoleyibaduandao。
tajinjindezuanzheduandao，yanshenjiandingwubi，daomomingdeyouzhongyingxionghaoqideganjue。
dangran，ruoshihulvetadoudebutingdeshuangtuidehua。
neishengyinyuelaiyuejin，haosimashangbianyaochuxianzaitademianqianle，tadeshengyinzhongchongmanzhewuzhuhekongju，tajinbishuangyan，tantebuankaikoudao，“wobishangyanle，womeikanjiannidezhangxiang，jinrideshierwojueduibuhuibaojing。”
才怪。
“wogennishuo，woyoudabachaopiao，nijintianyaoshifangwoyimadehua。”jiangwanyiyaoyaoya，yaotaqianjiudengyuyaotaming，“wofenniyiban。”
suiranbishangleyanjing，dantahaishiganjuedaozijibeiyigeheiyingzhaozhule。
“ni……ni……liwoyuandian，woshoushangyoudao……”
xiayishunjiantabianganjuedaobeishenmedongxidizhule，tachuoleliangxia，youdianerruan，haoxiangshigeren。
！
等等！