zhangjiazaibinhaisuisuanbushangshishenmemingmenwangzu,danyesuanshiheheyoumingdeyixueshijia。
jiazhuzhangyoudeshizhumingdezhongliukezhuanjia,meinianjingtashouzhiyudeaizhenghuanzhebujiqishu。
muqincaomeihuishifukeshengshou,xuduofukefangmiandeyinanzazheng,tadounengjiyiyijiejue。
jiejiezhangjiaminjingongzuoliangsannianshijian,jiupingjiechusedeyishubeiyiyuankanzuoshixinzangkedemingrizhixing。
erdidizhangjiajun,suishuozaiyishufangmianzuicha,keyidiandoubuyingxiangtazaijialidediwei。
xiangfan,zhangjiajunshizhangjiazuishouchongdeyige。
doushuo“kaolaoda,tenglaosan,zuibudaijianshilaoer”。
zheijuguhua,jiuzhenzhenqieqiefashengzaizhangjia。
qishi,congsangehaizidemingzili,yenengkuijianyiban。
“zhangchen”zheigemingzi,jiazai“zhangjiamin”he“zhangjiajun”zhijian,xiandegewaituwu。
erqie,suishuozhangchenshijiazhonglaoer,ketazaizhangjiadaideshijian,buguoshiduanduanjinian。
shiqinghaidecongtaxiaoshihoushuoqi。
suishuozhangchenshichuanyuezhe,congyichushengjiuchuanyuelaidaolezheigepingxingshijie。
danshouxianyuyuanshenshentijinengdexianzhi,zhidaotadanaowanquanfayuhou,zhangchencaijiqiqianshideshiqing。
yejiushishuo,zaitahaishihaitongdeshihou,tayuqitarenbingmeiyoushenmequbie。
zaizhangchenwusuineinian,qiafengsansuidezhangjiajunguoshengri。
yijiarenyiqiquyoulechangqingzhu,kezaiyouwanshi,ganghaoyigexiaochoucongtamenshenbianjingguo。
xiaochoushoushangnazhedeqiqiuxiyinlezhangjiajun,kuzhenaozheyaoqiqiu。
keruoxiangnadaoqiqiu,jiuyaogenxiaochouwanyouxi,yinglecainengdedaoqiqiu。
zheibenshiyoulechangweilegenyoukehudongshezhideyaoqiu,wukehoufei,
zhangjiarenyiweiyouxihenjiandan,bianrangzhangchenzaiyizhangyizishangdengzhe,zhangyoudehecaomeihuidaizhezhangjiaminhezhangjiajunlianghaiziwanyouxiqule。
yijiarenwandebuyilehu,jizhangjiajunyinglehaoduoqiqiu,
kezheiyiwanjiuwangleshijian,yewanglezhangchen!
zhidaosirenchuleyoulechanghou,caibazhangchenxiangqilai。
kedengtamenzaicihuidaoneizhangyizizhaozhangchenshi,quefaxianzhangchenzaoyibujian。
neitianwanshang,caomeihuikudehenshangxin。
zhangyoudeanweicaomeihuishuo:
“kendingshizhangchenzijitanwan,buzhipaonaqule。mingtiankendingnengzhaohuilai。”
“yaoshishizaidiule......jialibuhaiyoulianghaizima!”
qishitamennalizhidao,neitiandezhangchen,weiledengtamenhuilai,cunbudoubuganlikaineibayizi。
kepianpian,neitiantaiyanghenmenglie,zhangchenzaitaiyangdixiabaoshailehenjiu,zuizhongtilibuzhiyunleguoqu。
dengtaxinglaishi,jiufaxianzijiyijingzaigueryuanle,shineitiantongyangdaixiaohaiziquyoulechangwandeyuanzhangayijiuleta。
zhangchenxinglaihou,shizaijibuqihuijiadelu,bamayecongweigaosuguotajialidelianluofangshi,shuoxiaohaizizhidaozheixieganma。
renpingyuanzhangayizenmezhao,yezhaobuhuizhangchendejiaren。
yushi,jiuzheiyang,zhangchenyingshengshengbianchengleyigeguer,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda。
yejiuzaitagaokaoneinian,zhangchenpingjieyouyidechengji,chengledangnianbinhaidegaokaozhuangyuan。
beixinwenbaodaochulaihou,zhangjiarencaizhongyuzhaohuilezheigeshisanduoniandelaoer。
xiangrenneitian,xianchangneixiejizhedezhizhangyoudefufushizhangchenfumuhou,yefenfencaifangtamenliang,rangtamenfenxiangjiaoyuhaizidechenggongjingyan。
zhangyoudegujizhangjiadeyanmian,meibazhangchendangnianzoudiudeshishuochulai,jingtianbuzhichidizaijizhemianqiankankanertan,
shuoshenmetamenfufuliangyouduoburongyi,zaizhangchenshenshanghualeduoshaoxinsizhileide。
dangtiandezhangchen,xiangdaohaoburongyizhaohuijiaren,zhangyoudechuiniu13zheixiexiaoshi,tajiulandejijiaole。
benyiweizhongxinhuidaozhangjia,yiqiedouhuishixindekaishi。
kegangjinjiamendediyitian,zhangyoudebianjiletayigexiamawei。
shuoshenmezhangjiashiyixueshijia,zhangchendaxuedudezhuanyebixugenyixueyouguan,zheishiweizhenggejiatingkaolv。
weileguquandaju,zaitianzhiyuanshi,zhangchenzhihaofangqizijixihuandezhuanye,baolelinchuangyixue。
taxiangzhe,zijizoudiuduonian,meiweizheigejiazuoguoshenme,erqielinchuangyixuezheigezhuanyeyebucuo,biansuilezhangyoudedeyuan。
kemanmande,zaishangdaxuedezheisinianli,zhangchenyuelaiyuefaxian,zijihuidaozhangjia,haoxiangshigecuowu。
zhidaojintian,dangkandaozhangyoudechutingzhizhengzijishi,zhangchenduizheigejiating,yijingchedisixin。
......
zhangchencongfayuanhuidaozhangjia。
dakaimendeneiyike,kandaozhangjiasikouzhengzaiqilerongrongdichizhewanfan。
zheizhongchangjing,zhangchenzaoyixiguan。
jialichifan,conglaidoubuhuidengta,yebuhuijiaota。
qichu,zhangchenyiweizheishizhangjiadeguiju,yinci,tazaojiujizhulejialimeitiandekaifanshijian。
kehoulaitafaxian,jialiruoshilaikeren,yidinghuidengkerendaoqicaikaifan。
yuanlai,bingbushizhangjiabuhuidengren,zhishibudengtabale。
“xiaochen,nihuilaila!kuaiguolaichifan。”
caomeihuikandaozhangchenhuilai,hantashangzhuochifan。
yiwang,zhiyaotashuoyiju,zhangchendouhuizijiguaiguaijinchufangnawankuai。
kejintian,zhangchenqueshilenglengdishuodao:
“buyongle,qibaole,chibuxia。”
“qi?niyehaoyisishengqi?”
zhangyoudejintianchutingzuozheng,jiujuedeyijinggoudiurenle。
tingdaozhangchenzheihua,zuoweiyijiazhizhudeta,zheinengren?
“wogaosuni,jintiandeshijiushiweilerangnizhangzhangjixing!”
“yiyuandegongzuobuqugan,feiyaokaishenmezhongyiguan。jindaotengzhongyineixiewaimenxiedao!”
“niyoujintian,yeshihuogai!”
“zhongyizenmejiuchengwaimenxiedaole?”
张辰反驳道。
“heng!nikanjialinageshixuezhongyide?weishenmewomendoubuxuezhongyinixiangguomeiyou?”
“jiushiyinweizhongyichunshujingyanzhitan!yidiankexueyijudoumeiyou!nihaizuiying!”
jianzhangyoudeyueshuoyueshengqi,caomeihuilianmangquandao:
“haola,xiaochentazhidaocuole,jingguozheishihoutakendingbuhuizaigaoshenmezhongyile。”
“niyeshide,haizibutinghuajiumanmanjiaoma,nayongzheimexiong,hedaohaizile。”
“heng!budayabuchengcai,wozheidoushiweiletahao!”
不打压不成才?
tingdaozheihua,zhangchenxiaole。
kecengjiantadayaguozhangjiaminhezhangjiajun?
zenmedaozijishenshangjiuchengbudayabuchengcaileni?
真是搞笑!
“ba、ma,zanbieguanta,taaichibuchi,buguanzhe!”
zhangjiaminyifutianzhijiaonvdeyangzi,shifenshengqilingren。
“erge,nibiegenbadingzuile,tadoushiweilenihao。”
“nibushixihuanchijima?guolai,wobawodejituijinichi。”
“shahaizi,ergecaibuhuigenniqiangjituichini,xiandetahenbudongshiside。”
kandaozhangjiajunzheimeguai,caomeihuijialegendajituifangdaotadewanli。
jinjiezhe,youbalingyigenjituijiajizhangjiamin,xiaozheshuodao:
“jiejiepingshigongzuoxinku,yinggaiduochidianbubushenti。”
“谢谢妈!”
zhangjiaminxiaozheduanqiwanqujiecaomeihuidejitui。
一只鸡,两条腿。
zaizhangjia,jituiconglaidoumeiyouzhangchendefen,doushizhangjiaminhezhangjiajunjiediliangchi。
yongzhangyoudedehuashuo,wugongzhe,bupeichijitui!
呵呵,真是笑话!
zhangjiajunyoushenmegongle?taweizheigejiazuoguoshenmegongxian?
zhangchencikezhongyumingbai,zheibuguoshizhangjiaduitadeshuangbiaobale。
zhangchenzoudaozhangyoudegenqian,wenchuzuihouyigewenti:
“wangkelunkecengzhaoguoni?”
zhangyoudeyizheng,yanshenzhong,huranshanguoyisixinxu。
taqiangxingzhendingxialai,shuodao:
“wo......wogentaneishizhengchangdeyingchou!”
“tashibushigennitiqiguowoneiyaofangdeshi?”
张辰继续逼问。
“huamingneishibinhaiyoumingdezhiyaogongsi,niyaoshizhenxiangbangdaobingren,jiugaibayaofangjiaochulaijitamenyanjiu,”
“zhiyoujingguokexueshiyandeyaocaishiyouxiaode,erbushixiangnineiyangxiadaoteng!”
zhangyoudeyifudayilinrandeyangzi,shenzhihaifanyaolezhangchenyikou,shuotadeyaobukexue。
dedaodafuhou,zhangchenmeizaishuohua。
qishigangcaihuilaideshihou,tajiuyizhizainamenzhangyoudeweishenmehuicanyudaozheijianshishanglai。
xianzai,tazhongyuzhidaoledaan。
zhangchenmeiyoulihuitamenyijiasikou,jingzhidihuidaozijidefangjianshoushidongxi。
“nizi!nizi!zhenshiqisiwole!”
zhangchendelengmo,bazhangyoudeqidemanliantonghong。
......
zhangchenshuoshihuifangjian,qishineibuguoshiyigehenxiaodezawujianbale。
bingbushizhangjiabugoufangzizhu,ershiqitafangzidoushikefang,bixubaochiganganjingjing。
yongzhangyoudedehuashuo,yaoshikerenlailekandaofangjianzheimeluan,qibushihuirenweizhangjiameisuzhi?
erqie,rangzhangchenzhuzawufang,yeshizhangyoudedeyisi。
shuoshitazaiwaimianliuluozheimeduonian,shenshangkendingdaizhexuduohuaixiguan,zhenghaojiecijihuimolianmolianta。
zawufangli,duimanlegezhongluanqibazaodezawu。
cikedezhangchen,yijingjueyilikaizheigejia。
jiranzaizheigejializheimebushoudaijian,likaibianshi。
zhibuguo,dangtashoushidongxishi,quefaxianmeishenmehaoshoushide。
yinweifangjianlishuyutadedongxijiumeijijian!
kuaisushoushidabaohaohou,zhangchennachuzhihebi,qicaoleyifenxieyishu,suihouzouchuketing。
zheishi,yijiasikouyijingchiwanfan,zhangjiaminzhengzaibangcaomeihuishoushiwankuai。
congzhuoshangdeshengcaikan,shiyidiandoumeidasuanjizhangchenliu。
kandaozhangchenbeizhegexiaobeibaochulai,yijiasikoudoulengzhule。
“nizheishiganma?yaoqunali?”
张有德冷冷地问道。
zhangchenlianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,dandandishuodao:
“jiranwozaizheigejiazheimebushoudaijian,wozoubianshi。”
“yexu,zheigejiameilewo,dajiadouhuigengkaixinba!”
“ergezheishuodeshinalidehua!womendouhenxihuanergedeya!”
“zaishuole,likaijianiyaoqunali?zaihuidaoneigepolandegueryuanma?”
zhangjiajunjiaxingxingdiguolaiguanxinzhangchen,haishiturangtafangxiabeibao。
“别碰我!”
zheigedidi,zhangchenkandaodoujuedeexin!
“zhangchen!jinilianleshibushi?zenmekeyizheimegendidishuohua,womendoushiyijiaren!”
zhangjiamindashenghechizhezhangchen,tabuyunxuzijideqindidibeizheimeqifu。
“一家人?”
zhangchenlengxiaoyisheng,meiyoujixushuohua,ershibagangcaiqicaohaodexieyishufangdaozhangyoudemianqian,haowuganqingdishuodao:
“zheifenduanjueguanxidexieyishuwoyijingqianhaozile,laofanzhangyishengyezaishangmianqiangeming。”
“congciyihou,wogenzheigejiazaiwuguage。”
“huidaozhangjiazheisinianli,wopingshijibendouzhuxuexiao,napahanshujiawoyejingchangchuqu**,henshaodaizaijiali。”
“xuexiaodexuefeiheshenghuofeidoushiwozijizhuande,meirangnimentaoyifenqian。”
“wosuanlexia,zaizheigejia,wochideyemeijidunfan,erqiemeicidoushinimenchishengzhunbeidaodiaodeshengfanshengcai。”
“wojiuanzhengchangyidunwaimaiershikuailongbisuanba,suoyoujiazaiyiqi,suanshangzheijinianzawufangdefangzu,zonggongwuwanlongbi。”
“zhangyisheng,niqianwanzihou,zheiwuwanlongbiwohuidadaonizhangshang,congciwogennimen,meituomeiqian!”
zhidaozheiyike,yijiasikoucaixiangxinzhangchenbushinaozhewan,ershizhenxianglikaizheigejia!
“ni!ni!nigenizi!”
“qianjiuqian!wokannilikaizheigejiahainengquna!”
zhangyoudezhengyaotibiqianzi,buliaoquebeicaomeihuidaheyisheng:
“zhangyoude!niganqianziwogennimeiwan!”
caomeihuizheixiazhenjile,yankuangyixiazishirunleqilai。
zhangchendejueyilikai,rangtazaicixiangdaoledangnianzhangchenzoudiudeneigeyewan。
caomeihuilianmangzouguolai,xiangyaoquanquanzhangchen:
“xiaochen,guai,bienao。”
“genbabadaoqianrengecuo,zheishijiuguoqule。”
“rencuo?woyoushenmecuo!”
zhangchenlandegencaomeihuibaiche,
congtajiaozijirencuozheidiantajiuzhidao,caomeihuiconglaijiumeizhenzhengweizijikaolvguo。
jiuzaimuzilianglachedeshihou,zhangyoudehenshuangkuaidijiubazijiqianle。
tabaxieyishuhaihuijizhangchen,henhendishuodao:
“congci,zhangjiazaiwuzhangchencizi!”
“niruoshijixugaoneizhongyiguan,chuleshenmeshi,kebiehuilaiqiuwomen!”
shuowan,zhangyoudeqihonghongdizoujinlewoshi。
zhangchenshouhaoxieyishu,touyebuhuidizouchujiamen。
zheiyangdejiaren,buyaoyeba!