第6章

zhangjiazaibinhaisuisuanbushangshishenmemingmenwangzu,danyesuanshiheheyoumingdeyixueshijia。

jiazhuzhangyoudeshizhumingdezhongliukezhuanjia,meinianjingtashouzhiyudeaizhenghuanzhebujiqishu。

muqincaomeihuishifukeshengshou,xuduofukefangmiandeyinanzazheng,tadounengjiyiyijiejue。

jiejiezhangjiaminjingongzuoliangsannianshijian,jiupingjiechusedeyishubeiyiyuankanzuoshixinzangkedemingrizhixing。

erdidizhangjiajun,suishuozaiyishufangmianzuicha,keyidiandoubuyingxiangtazaijialidediwei。

xiangfan,zhangjiajunshizhangjiazuishouchongdeyige。

doushuo“kaolaoda,tenglaosan,zuibudaijianshilaoer”。

zheijuguhua,jiuzhenzhenqieqiefashengzaizhangjia。

qishi,congsangehaizidemingzili,yenengkuijianyiban。

“zhangchen”zheigemingzi,jiazai“zhangjiamin”he“zhangjiajun”zhijian,xiandegewaituwu。

erqie,suishuozhangchenshijiazhonglaoer,ketazaizhangjiadaideshijian,buguoshiduanduanjinian。

shiqinghaidecongtaxiaoshihoushuoqi。

suishuozhangchenshichuanyuezhe,congyichushengjiuchuanyuelaidaolezheigepingxingshijie。

danshouxianyuyuanshenshentijinengdexianzhi,zhidaotadanaowanquanfayuhou,zhangchencaijiqiqianshideshiqing。

yejiushishuo,zaitahaishihaitongdeshihou,tayuqitarenbingmeiyoushenmequbie。

zaizhangchenwusuineinian,qiafengsansuidezhangjiajunguoshengri。

yijiarenyiqiquyoulechangqingzhu,kezaiyouwanshi,ganghaoyigexiaochoucongtamenshenbianjingguo。

xiaochoushoushangnazhedeqiqiuxiyinlezhangjiajun,kuzhenaozheyaoqiqiu。

keruoxiangnadaoqiqiu,jiuyaogenxiaochouwanyouxi,yinglecainengdedaoqiqiu。

zheibenshiyoulechangweilegenyoukehudongshezhideyaoqiu,wukehoufei,

zhangjiarenyiweiyouxihenjiandan,bianrangzhangchenzaiyizhangyizishangdengzhe,zhangyoudehecaomeihuidaizhezhangjiaminhezhangjiajunlianghaiziwanyouxiqule。

yijiarenwandebuyilehu,jizhangjiajunyinglehaoduoqiqiu,

kezheiyiwanjiuwangleshijian,yewanglezhangchen!

zhidaosirenchuleyoulechanghou,caibazhangchenxiangqilai。

kedengtamenzaicihuidaoneizhangyizizhaozhangchenshi,quefaxianzhangchenzaoyibujian。

neitianwanshang,caomeihuikudehenshangxin。

zhangyoudeanweicaomeihuishuo:

“kendingshizhangchenzijitanwan,buzhipaonaqule。mingtiankendingnengzhaohuilai。”

“yaoshishizaidiule......jialibuhaiyoulianghaizima!”

qishitamennalizhidao,neitiandezhangchen,weiledengtamenhuilai,cunbudoubuganlikaineibayizi。

kepianpian,neitiantaiyanghenmenglie,zhangchenzaitaiyangdixiabaoshailehenjiu,zuizhongtilibuzhiyunleguoqu。

dengtaxinglaishi,jiufaxianzijiyijingzaigueryuanle,shineitiantongyangdaixiaohaiziquyoulechangwandeyuanzhangayijiuleta。

zhangchenxinglaihou,shizaijibuqihuijiadelu,bamayecongweigaosuguotajialidelianluofangshi,shuoxiaohaizizhidaozheixieganma。

renpingyuanzhangayizenmezhao,yezhaobuhuizhangchendejiaren。

yushi,jiuzheiyang,zhangchenyingshengshengbianchengleyigeguer,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda。

yejiuzaitagaokaoneinian,zhangchenpingjieyouyidechengji,chengledangnianbinhaidegaokaozhuangyuan。

beixinwenbaodaochulaihou,zhangjiarencaizhongyuzhaohuilezheigeshisanduoniandelaoer。

xiangrenneitian,xianchangneixiejizhedezhizhangyoudefufushizhangchenfumuhou,yefenfencaifangtamenliang,rangtamenfenxiangjiaoyuhaizidechenggongjingyan。

zhangyoudegujizhangjiadeyanmian,meibazhangchendangnianzoudiudeshishuochulai,jingtianbuzhichidizaijizhemianqiankankanertan,

shuoshenmetamenfufuliangyouduoburongyi,zaizhangchenshenshanghualeduoshaoxinsizhileide。

dangtiandezhangchen,xiangdaohaoburongyizhaohuijiaren,zhangyoudechuiniu13zheixiexiaoshi,tajiulandejijiaole。

benyiweizhongxinhuidaozhangjia,yiqiedouhuishixindekaishi。

kegangjinjiamendediyitian,zhangyoudebianjiletayigexiamawei。

shuoshenmezhangjiashiyixueshijia,zhangchendaxuedudezhuanyebixugenyixueyouguan,zheishiweizhenggejiatingkaolv。

weileguquandaju,zaitianzhiyuanshi,zhangchenzhihaofangqizijixihuandezhuanye,baolelinchuangyixue。

taxiangzhe,zijizoudiuduonian,meiweizheigejiazuoguoshenme,erqielinchuangyixuezheigezhuanyeyebucuo,biansuilezhangyoudedeyuan。

kemanmande,zaishangdaxuedezheisinianli,zhangchenyuelaiyuefaxian,zijihuidaozhangjia,haoxiangshigecuowu。

zhidaojintian,dangkandaozhangyoudechutingzhizhengzijishi,zhangchenduizheigejiating,yijingchedisixin。

......

zhangchencongfayuanhuidaozhangjia。

dakaimendeneiyike,kandaozhangjiasikouzhengzaiqilerongrongdichizhewanfan。

zheizhongchangjing,zhangchenzaoyixiguan。

jialichifan,conglaidoubuhuidengta,yebuhuijiaota。

qichu,zhangchenyiweizheishizhangjiadeguiju,yinci,tazaojiujizhulejialimeitiandekaifanshijian。

kehoulaitafaxian,jialiruoshilaikeren,yidinghuidengkerendaoqicaikaifan。

yuanlai,bingbushizhangjiabuhuidengren,zhishibudengtabale。

“xiaochen,nihuilaila!kuaiguolaichifan。”

caomeihuikandaozhangchenhuilai,hantashangzhuochifan。

yiwang,zhiyaotashuoyiju,zhangchendouhuizijiguaiguaijinchufangnawankuai。

kejintian,zhangchenqueshilenglengdishuodao:

“buyongle,qibaole,chibuxia。”

“qi?niyehaoyisishengqi?”

zhangyoudejintianchutingzuozheng,jiujuedeyijinggoudiurenle。

tingdaozhangchenzheihua,zuoweiyijiazhizhudeta,zheinengren?

“wogaosuni,jintiandeshijiushiweilerangnizhangzhangjixing!”

“yiyuandegongzuobuqugan,feiyaokaishenmezhongyiguan。jindaotengzhongyineixiewaimenxiedao!”

“niyoujintian,yeshihuogai!”

“zhongyizenmejiuchengwaimenxiedaole?”

张辰反驳道。

“heng!nikanjialinageshixuezhongyide?weishenmewomendoubuxuezhongyinixiangguomeiyou?”

“jiushiyinweizhongyichunshujingyanzhitan!yidiankexueyijudoumeiyou!nihaizuiying!”

jianzhangyoudeyueshuoyueshengqi,caomeihuilianmangquandao:

“haola,xiaochentazhidaocuole,jingguozheishihoutakendingbuhuizaigaoshenmezhongyile。”

“niyeshide,haizibutinghuajiumanmanjiaoma,nayongzheimexiong,hedaohaizile。”

“heng!budayabuchengcai,wozheidoushiweiletahao!”

不打压不成才?

tingdaozheihua,zhangchenxiaole。

kecengjiantadayaguozhangjiaminhezhangjiajun?

zenmedaozijishenshangjiuchengbudayabuchengcaileni?

真是搞笑!

“ba、ma,zanbieguanta,taaichibuchi,buguanzhe!”

zhangjiaminyifutianzhijiaonvdeyangzi,shifenshengqilingren。

“erge,nibiegenbadingzuile,tadoushiweilenihao。”

“nibushixihuanchijima?guolai,wobawodejituijinichi。”

“shahaizi,ergecaibuhuigenniqiangjituichini,xiandetahenbudongshiside。”

kandaozhangjiajunzheimeguai,caomeihuijialegendajituifangdaotadewanli。

jinjiezhe,youbalingyigenjituijiajizhangjiamin,xiaozheshuodao:

“jiejiepingshigongzuoxinku,yinggaiduochidianbubushenti。”

“谢谢妈!”

zhangjiaminxiaozheduanqiwanqujiecaomeihuidejitui。

一只鸡,两条腿。

zaizhangjia,jituiconglaidoumeiyouzhangchendefen,doushizhangjiaminhezhangjiajunjiediliangchi。

yongzhangyoudedehuashuo,wugongzhe,bupeichijitui!

呵呵,真是笑话!

zhangjiajunyoushenmegongle?taweizheigejiazuoguoshenmegongxian?

zhangchencikezhongyumingbai,zheibuguoshizhangjiaduitadeshuangbiaobale。

zhangchenzoudaozhangyoudegenqian,wenchuzuihouyigewenti:

“wangkelunkecengzhaoguoni?”

zhangyoudeyizheng,yanshenzhong,huranshanguoyisixinxu。

taqiangxingzhendingxialai,shuodao:

“wo......wogentaneishizhengchangdeyingchou!”

“tashibushigennitiqiguowoneiyaofangdeshi?”

张辰继续逼问。

“huamingneishibinhaiyoumingdezhiyaogongsi,niyaoshizhenxiangbangdaobingren,jiugaibayaofangjiaochulaijitamenyanjiu,”

“zhiyoujingguokexueshiyandeyaocaishiyouxiaode,erbushixiangnineiyangxiadaoteng!”

zhangyoudeyifudayilinrandeyangzi,shenzhihaifanyaolezhangchenyikou,shuotadeyaobukexue。

dedaodafuhou,zhangchenmeizaishuohua。

qishigangcaihuilaideshihou,tajiuyizhizainamenzhangyoudeweishenmehuicanyudaozheijianshishanglai。

xianzai,tazhongyuzhidaoledaan。

zhangchenmeiyoulihuitamenyijiasikou,jingzhidihuidaozijidefangjianshoushidongxi。

“nizi!nizi!zhenshiqisiwole!”

zhangchendelengmo,bazhangyoudeqidemanliantonghong。

......

zhangchenshuoshihuifangjian,qishineibuguoshiyigehenxiaodezawujianbale。

bingbushizhangjiabugoufangzizhu,ershiqitafangzidoushikefang,bixubaochiganganjingjing。

yongzhangyoudedehuashuo,yaoshikerenlailekandaofangjianzheimeluan,qibushihuirenweizhangjiameisuzhi?

erqie,rangzhangchenzhuzawufang,yeshizhangyoudedeyisi。

shuoshitazaiwaimianliuluozheimeduonian,shenshangkendingdaizhexuduohuaixiguan,zhenghaojiecijihuimolianmolianta。

zawufangli,duimanlegezhongluanqibazaodezawu。

cikedezhangchen,yijingjueyilikaizheigejia。

jiranzaizheigejializheimebushoudaijian,likaibianshi。

zhibuguo,dangtashoushidongxishi,quefaxianmeishenmehaoshoushide。

yinweifangjianlishuyutadedongxijiumeijijian!

kuaisushoushidabaohaohou,zhangchennachuzhihebi,qicaoleyifenxieyishu,suihouzouchuketing。

zheishi,yijiasikouyijingchiwanfan,zhangjiaminzhengzaibangcaomeihuishoushiwankuai。

congzhuoshangdeshengcaikan,shiyidiandoumeidasuanjizhangchenliu。

kandaozhangchenbeizhegexiaobeibaochulai,yijiasikoudoulengzhule。

“nizheishiganma?yaoqunali?”

张有德冷冷地问道。

zhangchenlianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,dandandishuodao:

“jiranwozaizheigejiazheimebushoudaijian,wozoubianshi。”

“yexu,zheigejiameilewo,dajiadouhuigengkaixinba!”

“ergezheishuodeshinalidehua!womendouhenxihuanergedeya!”

“zaishuole,likaijianiyaoqunali?zaihuidaoneigepolandegueryuanma?”

zhangjiajunjiaxingxingdiguolaiguanxinzhangchen,haishiturangtafangxiabeibao。

“别碰我!”

zheigedidi,zhangchenkandaodoujuedeexin!

“zhangchen!jinilianleshibushi?zenmekeyizheimegendidishuohua,womendoushiyijiaren!”

zhangjiamindashenghechizhezhangchen,tabuyunxuzijideqindidibeizheimeqifu。

“一家人?”

zhangchenlengxiaoyisheng,meiyoujixushuohua,ershibagangcaiqicaohaodexieyishufangdaozhangyoudemianqian,haowuganqingdishuodao:

“zheifenduanjueguanxidexieyishuwoyijingqianhaozile,laofanzhangyishengyezaishangmianqiangeming。”

“congciyihou,wogenzheigejiazaiwuguage。”

“huidaozhangjiazheisinianli,wopingshijibendouzhuxuexiao,napahanshujiawoyejingchangchuqu**,henshaodaizaijiali。”

“xuexiaodexuefeiheshenghuofeidoushiwozijizhuande,meirangnimentaoyifenqian。”

“wosuanlexia,zaizheigejia,wochideyemeijidunfan,erqiemeicidoushinimenchishengzhunbeidaodiaodeshengfanshengcai。”

“wojiuanzhengchangyidunwaimaiershikuailongbisuanba,suoyoujiazaiyiqi,suanshangzheijinianzawufangdefangzu,zonggongwuwanlongbi。”

“zhangyisheng,niqianwanzihou,zheiwuwanlongbiwohuidadaonizhangshang,congciwogennimen,meituomeiqian!”

zhidaozheiyike,yijiasikoucaixiangxinzhangchenbushinaozhewan,ershizhenxianglikaizheigejia!

“ni!ni!nigenizi!”

“qianjiuqian!wokannilikaizheigejiahainengquna!”

zhangyoudezhengyaotibiqianzi,buliaoquebeicaomeihuidaheyisheng:

“zhangyoude!niganqianziwogennimeiwan!”

caomeihuizheixiazhenjile,yankuangyixiazishirunleqilai。

zhangchendejueyilikai,rangtazaicixiangdaoledangnianzhangchenzoudiudeneigeyewan。

caomeihuilianmangzouguolai,xiangyaoquanquanzhangchen:

“xiaochen,guai,bienao。”

“genbabadaoqianrengecuo,zheishijiuguoqule。”

“rencuo?woyoushenmecuo!”

zhangchenlandegencaomeihuibaiche,

congtajiaozijirencuozheidiantajiuzhidao,caomeihuiconglaijiumeizhenzhengweizijikaolvguo。

jiuzaimuzilianglachedeshihou,zhangyoudehenshuangkuaidijiubazijiqianle。

tabaxieyishuhaihuijizhangchen,henhendishuodao:

“congci,zhangjiazaiwuzhangchencizi!”

“niruoshijixugaoneizhongyiguan,chuleshenmeshi,kebiehuilaiqiuwomen!”

shuowan,zhangyoudeqihonghongdizoujinlewoshi。

zhangchenshouhaoxieyishu,touyebuhuidizouchujiamen。

zheiyangdejiaren,buyaoyeba!