第6章 这女婿太能吹牛了

sushuyaozhaodaoqinhengdeshihou,qinhengyilianmangranni,tameixiangdaozijiduifuwuyuandesuikouyishuojuranchuandaosushuyaodeerzhong。

sushuyaozhaoqinheng,zhuyaoshiliuyeyexiangqingtadaobaoyuanzhailiaoliao。qinhengdianlediantoulaidaobaoyuanzhai,pingzhenaohailidejiyiheliuyeyeliaodeshifentouji,youqishiguanyugudongsezebifadengxijietantao,rangliuyeyeyouyizhongtihuguandingdeganjue。

liaodaozuihou,liuyeyedilezhangyinxingkaguolai,“baoyuanzhaiguiju,zheilishiliushiwan,xiaoxiongdinazheba。”

“liuyeye,zheibunengyao。”qinhenglengleyixia,tuicidao,“zaishuo,neipingziqueshishigelaowujian,busuanshiyanpin。”

sushuyaokanzheqinhengdemuguangyiliang,tazhidaoqinhengshouliqueqian,xianzaijuranhainengrendezhuliushiwandeyouhuo。

“guijujiushiguiju。”liuyeyeguzhidehen,qinhengyifantuituo,baqiuzhudemuguangtouxiangsushuyao。

sushuyaozhanyanyixiao:“qinhengnijiushouxiaba,zuozheixingdehaishiyaojiangguiju。”

qinhengzaierrenxiangquanxia,jiangkafangzailekoudai。kantiansebuzao,yejiugaocile。

dengqinhenglikaile,sushuyaokanzheliuyeye,tanlekouqi:“liuyeye,nikantazenmeyang?”

liuyeyelengleyixia,shuodao:“rendaoshibucuo,buguorenshibujiu,buganduanyana。”

“laibujile,yeyedebingqingyuefaweixianle。”sushuyaotanlekouqi,“yaoshiyeyezoule,jialijiuzhenmeirenhuzhewole,gaitianwodaiqinhengjianjianwoyeye。”

liuyeyekanzhesushuyaoxialejuexin,yezhinengtanlekouqi。

zouzailushangdeqinhengxinqinghenjidong,doulichuaizheliushiwannengbujidongma,taquemeizhuyidao,yiliangheisedelaosilaisitingzaitadeshenbian,zhidaocheshangderenzouxialailanzhuqinheng,tacaifanyingguolai。

yanqianshiyigechengshushaofu,hunshensanfazheyourendeqixi,rangqinhengyouxiekouganshezao。

“qinheng,duima?”shaofuyuqikendingdishuodao,“woshisituruolan,situjiadeguanjia。”

situ?qinhengdaoshihenershu,bijingsitujiadechanyehangaigegefangmian,zuoweidingjideshijia,jingchangchuxianzaixiantanzhizhong。

“ninzhaowoyoushenmeshima?”qinhengyihuodao,tabujuedezijihesitujiayoushenmeguanlian。

“jiexialaiyougexiaoxi,buguannixinbuxin。”situruolandeyuqidaizheyisigongjing,“shaoye,ninqishishisitujiadeyouzi,zhibuguodangchushisishengdeguanxi,beijiyangzaibiejia。”

“a???”qinhengdanaosijilejimiao,suihoushuodao,“zheiwanxiaoyidiandoubuhaoxiao。”zhuanshenbianyaolikai,situruolanlanzhuqinheng,nachuyidieziliao,shuodao:“buguannixinbuxin,zheidoushishishi。zheiyouyizhangheika,limianshinidelinghuaqian。”

qinhengjieguoziliao,zhuanshenbianzou。daolesushetafankaiziliao,limianyoutacongxiaodaodadeshenghuoguiji,youqinzijianding,yeyoutafumudeqianzi。qinhenganzhaoshangmiandelianxifangshidalegedianhuajisituruolan:“jiusuannishuodeshishishi,danwoyishibanhuihaishiwufajieshou。”

“shaoye,situjiayijingyuliaodaoshaoyewufajieshoule,shaoyejixuzijideshenghuojiuhao,youxuyaobangzhudelianxiwo,situjiadeshilihuitishaoyejiejueshiqingde。”

dedaosituruolandedafu,qinhengsonglekouqi:“zhiqianwoyinweisunlangshouledianshang,ninnengbangwochulime?”

“womingbaile,shaoye。”situruolanyuqidaizheyisishayi,“mingtiansunjiajiuhuipochande。”

gualedianhua,qinhenglenglexujiu,zheijiushihaomendashaodedaiyume?yijuhuajiunengrangyigefuhaojialipochan。

zhidaolingyigedianhuacaijiangqinhenghuanxing,yuanlaishisushuyaorangqinhengpeitaqugedifang,qinhengzirandayinglexialai。

diertian,sushuyaokaizhechedaizheqinhengquleyiyuan,qinhengyouxiemomingqimiao,weishenmeyaozijipeitajianyeye?

wobingzaichuangdesuyeyekanzheqinhenghuranxiaolechulai:“zhenxianga。”

“yeye,nikantazenmeyang?”sushuyaowendao。

“shigeyouchuxideyangzi。”suyeyedianlediantou,“haizi,niguolai。”suyeyexiangqinhengzhaolezhaoshou。

“yeye,nihanwo?”qinhenggenzhesushuyaohanleyishengyeye,rangsuyeyepoweikaixin。

“hahabugandangnizheishengyeyea。haizi,nishibushixihuanwojiasushuyao?”

suyeyeyijuhuarangqinhengjiulianhongle,kanzheqinhengdezitai,suyeyejixushuodao:“niyaoshixihuan,jiuhesushuyaojiehun,buguoshiniruzhuidaowomensujia,nikankeyima?”

qinhenglenglengdikanleyiyansushuyao,sushuyaojiaochendao:“jialirenrangwogensongjialianyin,erqieyeyexiangrangwozhuchisujia,danwobijingshinvershen,zhaoyigeruzhuidefuxucaihaozhizhangsujia,niyuanyibu?”

tingdaosushuyaodehuaqinhengcaisonglekouqi,jiushima,sushuyaoduizijiyoubushu,youbuhuiaishangziji,kendingbieyouyuanyin。

“hao,woyuanyi。”qinhengdianlediantou,feihua,nvshendelaogong,jiusuanshijiade,tayexiangdang!

suizheqinhengdediantou,suyeyelipaizhongyi,zaisujiagongbulejueding,zhijierangerrenlinglezheng,bingqiegongbuyuzhong。errenyejijiangbiye,biandingzaibiyehoubanhunli。

sujiasuiranyijianhenda,danmeirenganweikangsuyeyedeyijian。errendehunlihaimeilaidejiban,suyeyejiuhuranbingzhong,zhihaoxiantuozhe,sheiliaodaozheiyibingbianzhijiequshile。

suyeyequshihou,sujiayemeiyouzhijierangsushuyaozhizhang,yinweisulaotaitaigengpianxinzijiadesunzi,xiangfuzijidedasunzishangwei。zhikexi,sunnvsushuyaotingyounengli,dansunzisukaishizhensunzi,ganshashabuxing。

“tingshuoshaoyejiehunle?”situruolandeyuqidaizheyisixiaoyi,“sujiachanyetaishaole,pashiweiquleshaoye,situjiayijingjiangzhongtianjituangufenguodaoshaoyemingxia,jintianqishaoyejiushizhongtianjituandedongshizhangle。”

“neiwonengchashouzhongtianjituandeshiwuma?”qinhengwendao,zhongtianjituantayeyousuoerwen,youqishizaisujia。

sujiadaoshixianghezhongtianjituanhezuo,zhikexizhongtianjituankanbushangsujia,sujiazhihaoqubaozhongtianjituandehezuohuobansongjia,benxiangrangsushuyaohesongjiashaoyelianyin,naihesushuyaolazhesuyeyezhaolegezhuixu。weicisujiazhihaorangsushuyaodejiemeisushuxuanquhesongjiasonghaitianlianyin。

zhongtianjituanzhunbeizaizixiashankaifayigedaxingdedujiashanzhuang。

qinhengyezhaodaolezhongtianjituandemoqingmozong。

moqingxiangqinhenghuibaojinlaidegongzuo:“zixiashandezixiangmudouyijingzaizhaobiaochoubeidangzhong,zhunbeitoubiaodedoushishilixionghoudegongsijituan,biruzhengtijianzhu,muqiandichanshangtangshihezhangshidouzaijingbiao……canyinbufen,jijiadaxingsanxingcantingyezaijingbiao……”

“womenjiranshizaiyunchengkaifadujiacun,canyinbufenbunengshaoleyunchengdebenbangcai。”qinhengdezuijiaofuxianleyigeyiweishenzhangdeweixiao,“benbangcaipinpaili,zuihaodeshibushisujiadesujialoubenbangcai?”

“shide,buguo,sujialoubenbangcai,daodizhishizaibendibijiaoyoumingqi,womenshanzhuangjiangzhaolanquanguoshenzhiguojideyouke,shifouguojizhimingpinpaigenghao?”

“mozong,xiangxinbulunshinalideyouke,daoledifang,douhuihenxiangpinchangdifangcaise。ruguodoushishijiegedinengchidaodepinpaicai,womendecanyinjiuqueshaotesele。”