第1章活的不如狗
“好饿……”
duluoshuimengzhongexing，wuzhegugujiaodeduziqishen，saoleyansuoweidejia。
zhishiyigepolandezhangpeng，chulexiejianhuilaidepolan，yijingmeiyourenhekechidedongxi。
pingzilihaiyouxieshui，taguanleyikougengele。
hanfengchuidongzhemubanmen，xuehuacongfengxipiaolejinlai。
bushidongsijiushiesi，zhinengpinyiba！
yaoleyaoya，dakaifangmen。
lengfenglikeguanru，duluodalegeduosuo，jinlejinshenshangdepojiuyurongfu。
xiazhaidejiedaoyijingbeibaixuefugai，dimianshangdewushuidongchenghanbing，xishaodexingrenyejiaobucongcong。
kanleyanyuanchuweiedechengqiang，xiangxiangzhelimiandeyouqianrenzhuzaiyounuanqidefangjianli，chizhegezhongmeishi，tachulexianmujiduhen，meiyouqitabanfa。
shinianqian，zhuzheyounuanqidefangzihaizhishizhengchangdeshiqing，zhiyaogongzuojibenkeyiyishiwuyou，kerujinquechengleshewang。
neishiyinweishinianqiantiankongturanjiangxialiuxingyu，congneitianqiyiqiedoubianle，lingqifusu，wanwujinhua，wenshundedongwubianchenglechirenxiongshou，renleicongshiwuliandingduandieluo，haojiekaiqi，sishangwushu。
queyejirenleiliuleyixianshengji，buduanyeyourenleikaiqijinhua，beiyuweijihuoxuemai，gulaodexiuxingzongmenchuxianguangshoumentu，renleikaiqilexiuxingshidai。
buyuanchudexuanwuchengjiuyouyigeqiangdazongmenbihu，limianyouzuishushidehuanjing，keyiqiedouxuyaoqian。
duluomeiyoukaiqixuemai，gengmeiqianquxiuxing，shinianqianhaizhishigehaizi，hunluanzhonggenqinrenzoushi，nenghuodaoxianzaidoushiqiji。
rujinqiongdelianruchengfeidoujiaobuqi，zhinengshiwojuzaichengwaipinminqunei，gouyancanchuan。
zhengxiangzhelikaipinminqu，daoweixiandeyewaihuoshichengmenkoupengpengyunqi，jigeshenyingmaibuzoulai。
yikandaotamen，duluolikekaobianxiangzhefanfangxianglikai，neijigeshipinminqudeeba，weishouzhirenchuohaoehu，tarebuqi。
“zhanzhu，nishibushijiaoduluo？”
duifangbuhanhaihao，yihanduluosatuijiupao，jigerenlikekuangzhui。
duluoshizaishitaiele，hunshenwuli，genbenjiumeipaoduoyuan，jiaoyidahuashuaidaozaidi。
“别打我！”
baozhetouquansuozaixuedizhong。
“zhaonishihaoshi，paoshenmea，tingshuonijiaoduluo？”
jigepingshiduirenxiongbabadeebaqueyilianxiaoyijiangtachanfuqilai，qizhongyigeyibianbangtapaishenshangdexue，yibianxunwen。
duluoxiangbuchengren，ketazaizheigepinminquzhuleliangnian，haoduorenzhidaomingzi。
“jiweidage，wo……womeifanshenmecuoba？”
ehuyilianxiaoyi，“meifancuo，shitiandadehaoshi，niyoushenmedongxizhengmingshenfenma？”
duluomangrandeyaoleyaotou，shinianqiandeshenfenzhengmingzaoyifeiqibuyong，kuangqiedangshitahaixiao，yemeibanli。
ehudeliansebiandeyoudianbuhao，“neijiuzhinengpengpengyunqile，genwomenzouba。”
duluogenbenwulifankang，beitalianladaizhuaishangleyiliangjipuche，youxingdiyicijinrulexuanwucheng。
guolefangyuyanmidegaosongchengqiang，kandaogenshinianqianmeishenmetaidabianhuadefanhuachengshi，yigechuanzhemaopidayideguifuzhengzaiweiyitiaoxiaogouxiangchang，duluoturanyoudianxiangku。
zijizheixienian，huodeburutiaogou！
mimihuhubeiladaoyidongdashali，meiduojiuyoubeidaidaoyiyuanchouxue。
chouwanxueehujiletayikuaimianbao，yidainiunai，duluolangtunhuyanchiwan。
jiexialaijiushimanzhangdedengdai，ehuxiandeyoudianjiaozao，butingdechouyan。
duluoshenmedoubuganwen，miandechunuta。
dangyiqunrenyonglai，ehurengdiaoyantoutengdeyixiazhanqishen。
yigeyizhehuaguizhangxiangfutaizhongnianrenxingfendahan，“dushaoni，dushaozaina？”
ehubiandetebiejidong，shouzhiduluo，“ta……tajiushiduluo。”
zhongnianrenlikeyanluxiongguang，“jingganyongshouzhidushao，laxiaquyancheng。”
jigedahanlikeqianchong，buyoufenshuojiangehudadaozaidituozou，haiyongshouwuzhuzuimiandetaluanjiao。
xiayikezhongnianrenxiangzheduluoguilexialai，“nucaipanxingcanjiandushao。”
shenhouderenqishuashuaguileyidapian，duluozhenggerendoumengle。
tadangranzhidaopanxingshishei，tangtangxuanwuchengchengzhu，cishicikequeguizaizijimianqianzichengnucai！
这是什么情况？
“ni……nimenbiehewo……”
duluoshizhendehehuaile，haoburongyihuodaochengnian，haimeizhenzhengxiangshouguorensheng。
panxingganjinqishen，chongzheshouxiarennuhe，“dougunyuandian，buyaohedaodushao。”
niutouyouyilianxianmei，“dushaoshoujingle，xiansuinucaihuifu，ninyeyezhengzaiganlai。”
爷爷？
shinianqianhaojieqi，dangshizijigenfumuzhuzaichengli，yeyezaixiangxia，jiushiquxunzhaoyeyedelushanggenfumuyiwaishisan。
tajidongqilai，“wofumulaima？”
“zheigenucaihaizhenbuzhidao，ganjinsuinucaixianhuifuba。”
kanzhepanxingbeigongquxideyangzi，duluofanergengjiadanxin。
zijideyeyejiushigelaonongmin，jiusuanshijihuolexuemai，yebuzhiyurangxuanwuchengchengzhuzichengnucai。
yidangaocuole，takendingfanlianwuqing，zijikejiuwanjiebufu，huibiehuhaican。
duluonenghuozheimejiu，dangranbushimeinaozi，kanchushiyoudarenwuzaixunqin，mingzihaigenzijiyiyang，panxingzhishijiekouchulidiaoehu，haolanxiaquanbugonglao。
shitanxunwen，“ninmeigaocuoba？”
panxingyilianlianlianbaishou，“buhuicuode，nidexuehesonglaidexueyeyangbenpipeiduwenhe。”
niutouduiyuanchuyigexiashudihe，“rangyishengzaiyanyibian。”
youyilianzhengzhongkanzheduluo，“shuojudabujingdehua，ninyeyeshijiaoduzhangqingma？”
“是啊！”
panxingyipaishou，“neijiuduile，qianwanbierangzhizunqiaodaoninxianzaideyangzi，ganjingennucaizouba。”
至尊？
duizheichenghuduluohenmosheng，tazhizhidaorujinrenmenduishilidehuafenconggaodaodishitiandixuanhuangrenwugedangci，meiyijieweiyouyoujiuduan。
buguoyetingguorenmenyilun，shuotianjiezhishangyinggaishishenjie，kerujinmeirennenggoudadao。
至尊又是什么称呼？
manxinyihuo，quemeizaiduozuixunwen，zaojiuxuehuilebuhaoqi，buduokan，buduowen，didiaohuozhe，zheishitanengduzihuoshiniandebufenyuanyin，gengduodejiushiyunqihao。
laidaoshehuadechengzhufu，zaimeimaoshinvsihouxiamuyugengyi，yizhuofengshengfancai，duluoganjueyiqiedouzaimengzhong。
kedaolexiawuyeyedoumeidao，dangpanxingliansebuhaodezoujinfangjian，duluoyuganyoudianbumiao。