第1章
“qinglianergui，lanlianxia，shanjingqiongdexiaohaha。”
“dongguaizi，nanlaoxia，zangdiwumenfengshuijia。”
zheiyijushunkouliuzaifengshuijieguangweiliuchuan，shuodeshizaifengshuizheiyixingdanglizhanzaidingdiandewuweifengshuidajia，yigegenengnaitaotian，doushimenjianzilifeiyangbahu，benshidingpotianderenwu。
但鲜少有人知道，
zheiwuweifengshuidajiayouqizhongsanweidouhewoyouguanxi。
siqiongchuohao‘shanjing’，neishiwodie，yibeizijingtongxunlongdianxue，qimendunjia，shanmaikanyuwusuobuneng，shangzhitianwenxiazhidili，gengshanzhangjijizhishu。
erpaixingdisandelaoguaijiushiwoniang，rensongwaihao‘fonvnu’，youweibuxianzhi，youshanbusuanguijia，xiaoyinyang，dongshushu，xiangrenxiangdi，guwanjianshangwusuobujing。
至于我爷，
neishigejiangxingxiumudelaoxiazi，buguotingwodiemashuo，woyedelihaizhichuzaiyuyishendebenshenyifenweier，bianjiaochulejianghushangheheyoumingdefonvnuheshanjing。
xiajiuliuzhongmingliediyi，haochengguiyanwang。
我叫李六两。
ziyouxidefengshuimishu，weicichimichengkuang。
huozheshuo，wojiushiweiciershengde，yinweiwogangmanzhousuizhuazhoudeshihou，jiuzhuadaoletangdaifengshuidajiayangyunsongqiongjinyishengjinglisuobianzuandehanlongjing。
wosansuiduyijing，daobeiruliu。
sisuikanbagua，yizhiqishi。
wusuiduzangfa，qishierxiaozang，jiushijiudazang，tongduquanpian，ruzangshiwumen，jiezangzhifaleranyuxiong。
daozhang，qingnang，cuiguan......
shubaibufengshuiqishubanwozhangda，tonglingdehaizitannaoxixi，erwoquezuixinqizhongbunengziba。
jiulianwoyeyezantanbuyi，mozhewodenaodaizhiyanwozheibeizizhudingshichizheixingfan。
是为此而生的。
woyuelaiyuelihai，lianwodiemadouwangqixiangbei。
lunxunlongzhidao，dunjiaqimen，wodiekaishibianbuguowo。ertanguijiabusuan，wozongnengxianwoniangyibuzhixiaotianji，jielianbaizailewodeshouzhong。
wodieniangzezechengqi，pianpianwoyequechouyunmanmian。
于是，
zaiwoshisisuideshihou，woyejiuyanlingwobuzaizuanyanfengshuizhishu，shenzhihefengshuiyouguandeyiqieshushudouzelingwobunengzaijiechu，wobaisibudeqijie。
“yueyingzekui，shuimanzeyi。”
“tianduyingcai，womenfengshuiyimen，dongchatianji，zaotiandu。zuanyancidao，yibeiziguanguagudu，luobudegeshanzhong。”
“suoyi，nidieshiqionggui，nimashiquezi，erniyewoxialeyishuangyanjing。liuliang，niweilaishiyaodengfengshuizhidiande，suoyizheikanzigengnanguo，nixiangchuangguoqu，dehuanyihuan。”
说实话，
我挺不情愿的。
daxiaowojiuyufengshuiweiban，yishensuoxueyijingbuxunseyuwodieniang，zhishikuwushangshoudejihuibale。woyeshuodedaoliwodoudong，zheishizaijiandanbuguodedaolile。
只是我却不以为然。
yinweiwodiewoniang，baokuowoyezaineidoubugouqiang，ruguoqiangdaoliantiandoujidan，daoneigeshihou，baiwujinji，yejiumeiyoushadabuledele。
danwomeifanbo，ershiguaiguaizhaozuo，wozhidaotamenshiweiwohao。
于是，
congneiyitiankaishi，wojiubuzaijiechufengshuile，ershizhuanerhediexuexiboshadejijizhishu。hewoniangxuexiyouzouyujianghushangdehunshizhidao。
我爹总说一句话，
‘怀技如怀雷。’
fangshenzhifa，wokeyibuyong，danbixuyaodong，bijing，xiajiuliuzhongbutaiping，napashifengshuishushiyanhongdeyebuzaishaoshu，ruoshibuxiangsiyufeiming，tianmingyaofang，renxinnance，gengdefang。
我深以为然。
dongliansanjiu，xialiansanfu，wocongweixiedai。
pianpianwozongganjue，zidawotingxialezuanyanfengshuimishuzhihou，youduifengshuiyoulequanxindelijie。yuanbenneixielaolaojizaiwonaohaizhongdefengshuimishu，qimenshufahaosihuoguolaileyiban，pinlemingdewangwodetoulizuan。
wobazheishiergenwoyeshuole。
erwoyemeitouqueningdehenjin，haoxiangyoubobusandechouyunyiban。
woshengrineitian，yijiarenqijuhuolupang，woyepotianhuangdekaileyipinglaojiu，jiwodaolemanbei。
我醉酒微醺。
woyedijiwoyijiandongxi，yikuaiyupei。
是凤鸣。
“zheishifengming，chucizhiwai，haiyouyikuailongyuan。”
“longyuanhefengmingshiyidui，yegennishuodehua，niyaojiqingchule，zheiguanxizhenirihoudelu。ninazhezheikuaifengmingqunancheng，yeyijingbangnizhaohaolerenjia。zheikuaifengmingjiushipingzheng，erzheiqizhonga，youdamimi。”
womannaozihuyi，zhangkouxiangwen。
danshenmeshengyindoumeifachulai。
我哑了。
woyezaijiulizangleyao，buzhiming，danfenlianghenzu，zuyijiangwoduyayinianshijian，bunengyoubandiankaikoushuohuadejihui。
“tianmingsuoguishifulei，liuliang，yebuhuihaini。”
“zheibeizi，nizhudingshiyaozouzheiyitiaofengshuilude，zhanzaiwanzhongzhidian，fulanshanhe，zonghuiyoufengguangdeshihou。zheinvzi，yebangnikanguo，tinghao，shinidefuqi。
erhou，nidelu，jiuyaozijizoule。”
woyepaizhewodenaodai，haosijietuoyiban。
我涨红了脸。
bushiweiwoyeduyalewo，ershiyinweiwozaiwoyedelianshangkandaolenongyudesiqi，neishidaxianjiangzhideshihoucaihuishangliandesiqi。
erbuzhishiwoye，wodie，woniang，doushiruci。
tamenweixiaozhekanzhewo，fangfoshirushizhongfuyiban，wozhengzhazhexiangyiwenjiujing，kejiujingershangtou，wotouyiwaijiuhunsileguoqu。
dengdaowoxinglaideshihouyijingshidiertianxiawule。
醒来的地方在村口。
cunminmenyigegeweizhewo，gaosulewoyigesongrentingwendeshishi。zuoyezhong，yichangturuqilaidedahuoshaohuilewojiadefangzi。
除了我之外，
wodie，woniangbaokuowoyezainei，meiyouyigerentaochulai。
wofalefengshidepaohuijia，zhikandaomandideyanhuoyujin，zuoyezhonghaiqilerongrongyijiarenyijingtianrenyongge，shenzhiwoliantamendeshitidoumeikandao。
wopinlemingdenahan，paoxiao。
danzhiyouyiyiyayadeshengyinchuanchulai，woyizhizaijiamenkoukuleyixiawu，dangtianwanshang，womoganleyanleilinzhexingnangzuoshangletongwangchenglidehuoche。
我想知道，
woyejiwoliuxiafengmingdeyuanyindaodishiweishenme。
tamenweishenmeyouzheimehenxin，ningyuanpaoxiawoyigerengukulingding，zaizheishijieshangduhuo。huocheyizhizuoleliangtianshijian，woxialeche，huangusiwang。
laijiewodeshiyigemoshengdenvren。
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