吊胃口

wuxutadeshenzibennengdiyijiang,huangmangcongdengzishangzhanleqilai,duiyepingxiaoshengshuodao:

“nikuaibashousongkai,rangrenkanjianbuhao!”

“meixiangdao,wuxianshenghaizheimehaixiua?”yepinggegeyixiao,jikejiangzijiwanzhuwuxugeboneizhishousongkai。

wuxusaodemanliantonghong,jianfuwuyuanzaiqianmiandailu,yepingjinsuiqihou,bianyingzhetoupigenzaiyepingde**houmian,chaozheyajianqufangxiangzouqu。

yepingchuanzheyijianhongsedechunmiantxu,yitiaobaisedeqixiduanqun,ranchengmeiguihongsedezhangfapisanzaijianshang,yaozhiyingyingyiwo,gunyuandetunbuxiangshangqiaoqiyigeyoumeidehuxian,xuebaide**bizhixiuzhang,jiaochuanyishuangfensedegaogenxie,xiujiaoxiaoqiaolinglong。

yigumirendeqiximimanquanshen,fengmandeyunweiquerangtayouyizhongrangrenxinhuangdemeili,qiangliedi**zhewuxudeshijueshenjing,lingtagandaoyouzhongliubixuedeganjue。

tanulijiangmuguangcongyepingshenshangyikai,xinqingcaishaoweipingjingxialai。

yixingrenchuanguodating,jingguoyitiaopuyouhongditandezoulang,guailejidaowan,cailaidaoleyajianqudeyigeyajianmenkou。

fuwuyuanshenshoujiangfangmentuikai,xiangtamenzuoleyigeyaoqingdezishi,batamenyingjinwu,anpaitamenzaiyizhangzhangyishafashangzuolexialai。

yajianlizhuangshihaohua,shanxingyejingdiaodingdeng,houshidehongditan,yiliuhuanxingshuruandezhenpishafazhongjian,baifangzheyizhangtoumingdebolizhangchaji。

chajishangfangyouyipenshuixianhua,xianhuakaidezhengsheng,sanfazhezuirendehuaxiang,fangjianlidekongdiaoshikaizhede,wendushizhong,lingrenjuedeyizhenqingshuang。

kanyangzi,zheilidexiaofeibudi。

wuxushizaijiazhunbeiduiguxiaohuibawangshanggong。zaodaotajujue,bingtichuyutalihunzheijianshizhihou,yiqizhixia,caicongjialipaochulaide,

yinci,tadekoudailimeiyouchuaiduoshaoqian,bangkunzijishoujilideweixinneizhangyinxingkayemeiyoujigeqian,youdiandiqibuzu。

lingwai,tabingbuqingchuyepingdedixi,yebuzhidaotadehuadaodishizhenshijia,shenshangyoumeiyouchuaiduoshaoqian,ruguoxiaofeiwanhou,yepingrangtamaidan,tayoufubuqizhang,beihuisuoliderenkouzaizheili,ranglaoponaqianlaiquren,neichoujiudiudale。

xiangdaozheili,tadeetoushangshenchuleximidehanzhu,jiulianshouxindouzaimaohanle,houhuizijibuyinggaigentayiqijinlai。

zhengdangwuxuweifuzhangzheijianshikaishifaqichoulaideshihou,zuozaitashenbiandeyepingfuzhetadeerduo,xiaoshengwendao:

“zenmeyang?zheigedifanghaisuananjingba?”

wuxuhuiguoshenlai,jiejiebabadishuo:“an……anjing,keshi……”

“keshishenme?”yepingjianwuxuzuochuyifuyuyanyouzhideyangzi,bianyongyishuangmisirenbuchangmingdedayanjingkanzheta,wendao:“nishibushidanxinzheilidexiaofeihuihengao,pafubuqizhangya?”

“wo……wobushizheigeyisi,”wuxujimangjieshishuo:“wo……wozhibuguoshijuedezanmenjiulianggeren,meibiyaolaiyajian,youdianlangfei……”

yepingguaneryixiao,shuodao:“fangxinba,zheidifangdexiaofeiwohaishichengshoudeqide,niyebiedanxinyinshenshangmeidaigouqian,fubuqizhang,beirenkouxialai,rangnilaoponaqianlaishuren……”

wuxudexinsibeiyepingyiyudaopozhihou,dunjuewudizirong,lianyixiazihongdaoleergen。

wuxuzhengyutizijishenbianshi,fuwuyuanjiangyibenjingzhidejiamubiaodidaowuxushouli,wen:“xiansheng,qingwenxuyaodianshenme?”

wuxufankaijiamubiao,shangmianquanshiyinzhezhongyingwendechashui、kafeidengmingcheng,houmianzequanshiyixieyangjiuleidedongxi。

yikanzheixiedongxibufeidejiage,tadexinlijiujidegenmaozhuayiyangnanshou,huangmangjiangjiamubiaodidaoyepingshouli,shuodao:

“woduidiandongxibuzaixing,haishiyounidianba!”

yepingsuishoufanlefanjiamubiao,duifuwuyuanshuodao:“yipingchunjinkoudexuannishixo,santingxuebi,yipankaixinguo,yidieniurougan……”

fuwuyuancongxinlimosuanleyixia,tamenjinwandexiaofeishaoshuoyeshijidaqian。

youyutameiyoutingqingwuxuheyepingzhijiandetanhua,wuyiweishiyouwuxumaidan,bianxingzailehuodichongwuxuxiaolexiao。yongyizhiyuanzhubizaiyizhangxiaofeidanshangtianhaozheixiedongxidepinmu。

“erwei,qingshaohou!fuwuyuanxiangwuxuheyepinggaoyisheng,maizheqingyingdejiaobuzouchuyajian,qingqingdititamenyanshangfangmen。

yepingxiangfuwuyuandianleyipingzheimeangguideyangjiubushuo,haiyikouqiyaoleneimeduoxiaochi,wuxudetoudoudale,zhenhuaiyizheigenvrenshibushizuojiutuode。

“suiranyepingkoukoushengshengshuoyihuieryoutalaijiezhang,wanyitazaihewanjiuhou,guyizhuangzui,huozhehuangchengqushangcesuo,chenjiliuzouzenmeban?”xiangdaozheili,wuxuxinlishiqishangbaxiade,buyoudedixiatoulai。

“woyoudianhaoqi,guxiaohuizenmehuixuanzehenijiehunni?”zhengdangwuxuweifuzhangdeshiqing,gandaoruzuozhenzhandeshihou,yepingrouhedeshengyincongerbianchuanlai。

“nizheihuashishenmeyisi?”wuxutaiqitoulai,celianwangzheta。

“woheguxiaohuizaiyiqidaxuesinian,tongzaiyigeban,yigeqinshi,suanshizuilejietale,zhidaotayanguangbijiaogao,youshiyigeyouqianrenjiadeqianjinxiaojie,erqietazaidaxueliyijingyounanpengyoule,meixiangdaodajiazaishoudaotadeqingtieqianqucanjiahunlideshihou,quefaxianxinlangjuranshini……”yepingbaguadijieshaoshuo。

“nanpengyou?shenmenanpengyou?”wuxuzhoumeiyizheng。

xiangqizijiyuguxiaohuijiehunzheimezhangshijian,shizhongburangzijipengta,haijingchangshiwanshangchumen,henwancaihuijia,jiugandaoyitouwushui。

“guxiaohuimeiyouxiangnitiqiguotayuqiannanyouzhijianfashengdeshiqingma?”yepinghaoqidiwen。

“zheishitagerenyinsi,youshiwomenjiehunqiandeshiqing,jirantabuyuanyijiang,woyouzenmehaoyisiwenni?”wuxuguzuozhendingdishuo:“ninenggaosuwo,guxiaohuiyiqianzhaoleyigeshenmeyangdenanpengyouma?”

“xixi,wojiubugaosuni!”yepingguyidiaotadeweikou。

“weishenme?”wuxubujiediwen。

“yinweiwoheguxiaohuicengjingshitongxuejianguimi,woruguobatayiqiandeshiqingdougaosunile,bujiudengyuchumaizijideguimilema?erqie……”yepingfajuezijishiyan,jimangjiangxiangshuodehuayanlehuiqu。

“erqieshenme?”wuxuzhuiwendao。