八十。
九十。
一百。
一百三。
“shifu，nidejijiaqishibushihuailea？”linfenghaoqidewendao。
nanziditouyikan，yijingpaodaoyibaiwule，ganxiaoyisheng，**dao；“meihuaia。”
“meihuai？nima，pianguileba？wogangcaikanjifenzhongnei，zhangdebifangjiadoukuai。xianzaidoupaodaoyibaiwule，qianpaodebiwoxintiaodoukuai！”linfengyilianfennu。
“hehe，benlaijiuzheigejiaa。”
nanzixiaodao，yizhanglianpihoudekanbichengqiang，napashilinfeng，jianzhuangyebuyoudehanyisheng；gaorenna，nidelianpikezhenhou！
“paoheichede？”linfengturanwendao。
“xiongdi，jirannizhidaole，neimeyinggaizhidaoguijuba。”
shuozhe，huangyinanzizuijiaoliuluchuyimolengxiaose，dao；“beiwodaobaliandingshangdefeiyang，haimeiyoupaodiaode。xiaozi，xianganquandaojia，jiwobabaikuaiqian。”
“babaikuaiqian？goupaoshitangdele。”linfengyilianfennu，shuo；“zuoheicheyeyaoanzhaojibenfaba，nizheiyanggao，huimeiyouhuitoukede！”
“hahaha，laoziganheichede，yaoshenmehuitouke。xiaozi，zheibabaikuaiqian，nihaishilaolaoshishijiba。”
shuozhe，daobaliancongchelitaochuyibabishou，biaoqingdaizhelengxiao，shuo；”buran，rangnibaidaozijinqu，hongdaozichulai，laozibanirengdaohuangjiaoyeling，weiyegouchi。”
yudaozheiyangdebendan，linfengwuyule。
“ai，woshuonisha，nizhenshishadekeai。nibushihekaiche，shihepaidonghuapian。”
linfengwunaidetanleyikouqi，yudaozheiyangdeshi，zhenbuzhidaoshigaikuhaishigaixiao。
zijizaiguowai，haochengxielong，yizhengyixie，bigejigao，conglaidoushizijikengbieren。
zheihuiguodiyitian，juranbeiyigeshademaopaodeheichesijijiweixiele。
丢脸啊！
linfengerhuameishuo，shenchuyigenshouzhi，fangzaichechuangpang。
ranhou，cheboli，jiugenzhihuyiyang，beiqingyidetongpole。
heichesijijianzhuang，hedebiaoqingyizhenbianse，zuijiaodaoxiyikouhanqi，mengdecaileyigejichache。
“niganmani？jixukaia，bieguanwo。”
linfengshuozhe，shouzhibutingdechuozhecheboli，wanyouxiyiyang，yipaipaikulongchuxianzaibolichuangshang，hedeheichesijidoutemekule。
zheixiaozijianzhijiushigeyaoniea！
“dage，daye，xiaodiyouyanwuzhu，gouyanbushitaishan。nin，ninkanzaixiaodeshangyoubashilaomu，xiayouaoaodaibudehaizi，jiufangwoyitiaoshengluba。”
“biea，zheiyangduobuhaoa。babaikuai，wobixuji，yifenqianwodoubuhuishaojinide。”linfengweiweixiao。
heichesijitaitou，kanleyiyanchebolishangmimimamadekulongdong，zhijiehekuchulaile，zhandoudao；“dage，wocuole。ninbieshanghaiwo，wojininqian，wojininqianhaibuxingma。”
shuozhe，heichesijibajintianzhuandesuoyouqian，yigunaoerquanbujilelinfeng。
“qiaonizheihuashuode，woshineizhongsuibiannarenqianderenma？yaobushinikonghewo，duiwoyouxiaodexinlingzaochenglebukemomiedechuangshang，wocaibuyaoqianni。”
“dage，nibiezuishangyitaoshoushangyitaoa。”heichesijineixinzailiuxue，touyiciyudaobizijihaizhuanyedenanren。
“dage，ninchouzhonghua。”
linfengzuilidiaozhegenyan，lezizideshuzheheichesiji，diguolaideyiqianduokuaiqian，yilianjingyadao；“yo，xiongdi，meikanchulaia，**zheixingzheimezhuanqian。xiacidaiwoyiqifacaia，rangxiaodiwoyeduochuyitiaocailu。”
“wodenianga，ninkeqianwanbielaihuohaizanmenzheixing…zanmenpingchangzaike，neiyeshidairuanshizinie。daobawoshenshangwenzhexiangzuoqinglongyoubaihu，lianshanghaiyouba，zenmezheyesuanshiyigebiaozhundeshehuiren。ninjianwodouzai，biwohenduolea。”heichesijidaobayukuwulei，zhendepalezheihuo。
zheijiahuotaihenle，guangpingshouzhitoujiunengchuohuaicheboli，jianzhishifeirenlei。
半个小时后。
zaidaobalianyiludanzhanxinjingxia，laochengqudaole。
heichesijidaobamantiantoudahan，gonggongjingjingdexiache，tilinfengdakaichemen，suihouyouzhudongbalinfengdeshepikoudainaguolai。
“dage，xiaodiyijingsongdao，nengfouhuiqu，zhaoguwoneishangyoubashi…”huahaimeishuowan，linfengbunaifandebaishoudao；“gungungun。”
“是是是。”
daobalianrumengdashe，kaizheche，yijiaoyoumendaodi，wanquanshisaicheshoudeshuiping，zhijieyiliuyandebujianle。
linfengzhuanshen，kanzheheicheyiliuyanbujianle，wuyuxiaodao；“zheisudu，danggeheichesiji，nitemedaoshiqucailea。”
linfenglaidaolaochengquyidongbieshuqian。
kanzhehesannianqianmeiyourenhebianhuadezhouwei，tabiantaochuyaochi，dakaibieshumen。
“yi，jialihenganjinga。”linfengdingzhejiali，faxianjialifeichangganjing，jianzhibidangnianzijizhudehaiyaoganjing。
等等。
linfengturankanjian，shafashang，guazheyijianfenhongseneiyi。
我擦？
linfengdeshixianjujiaozaileneiyishang，qixianshitunyanleyikoutuoye，suihouyilianjinshenleqilai，zuoguyoupanzhe。
啥情况？
jializenmehuiyounvrenneiyi？
招贼了？
不对，进贼了！
linfengxiaoxinyiyidefangxiashepikoudai，erduoweidong，bianshitingdaoerloudeyushichuanlaiyiguxixililideshengyin。
二楼有人洗澡！
linfengdunshiqiaoqiaodeqianfudaoerlouyushi，guoran，touguobantoumingdeyumen，limianyouzheyidaomanmiaodeshenying。
yilinfengdeyanli，yiyankanchuzheimeinvdeshengaozaiyimiqi，xiongweishidzhaoyishang。
cike，tazitaiyouyadexizao，ouerhaihengzheqingkuaidegequ。
林枫顿时瞪大双眼！
这尼玛什么情况？
妈哟？
女人啊！
linfengshenzhidouhuaiyizijijincuojiale，keshi，zheilifenmingshizijicongxiaozhangdadedifang。
meicuoya，xiaoshihouzijihaizaiyushimenkousaguoniao。
linfengjiuzaiyushiwaizhanzhedeshihou，yushimenturanbeiyizhixianshoujilakai。
“wanshangyaochishenmehaoni？”yidaohaotingdeshengyinconglinfengmianqianxiangqi。
ranhou，liangzhiyanjingduishileqilai。
“啊……”
dangcongyushilizouchulaidemeinv，shenshangjinpizheyijiancansiboyupao，tazhengxiangzhezhongwuchishenmedeshihou。
turan，yitaitou，dangkanjianmianqianzhanzheyigenanrendeshihou，shunjianjianjiaoleqilai。
fenbeizhiqianglie，hairentingwen。
“你，你是谁！”
nvhaihedeliansecangbai，shuangshoujinzhangdezhedangzhushenzi，raner，haishibaolulexuduochunguang。