唰～
yidaohanliucongtianerjiang，shunjianfengyinzhulefenshenlinzhou！
“shuo，nishishei，weishenmeyaozhanyonglinzhoudeshenti？”
yibiankanzhehuamianlibianhuadelinzhouzuijiaozhichou：“gouxitongwoxinlenidexie……wocao，shiwanmeilejiujiwowanzheige？tuoguannidaye！！！”
zheibufuhejuqingshedinga！
哪个主角这么油腻？
zheigoudongxijiushiguyihuyoutachongqiande！！
关机！
妖妖灵！
linzhouqiangxingguanji，zhijiebaojing。
linzhouqidegouqiang，douwangjituichutuoguanle，zhijiedachechaozhejingchajuganqu。
erfenshenshijieli，juqingjixushangyan……
fenshenlinzhouyiguchunyangzhiqibahanbingtuique，luchuleyimoyiweishenzhangdekuxiao：“qingyijiejuedewobushilinzhouma？neiniyoumeiyoulejieguo，linzhoushishenmeyangde？wobenyiweiquhuoyuzhaodaochunyangzhihuojiunengzhihaoni，meixiangdaochenggongleniquehuaiyiwobeiduoshele，wozhishibeichunyangzhihuodeyizhiyingxiangleyixiashuochuyixiehuhua，qingyijiejiuyaoshawole……”
qingyihunshenyizhen，“keni……”
“wonaitianshengzhizun，zhizungubaoluowanxiang，suiranbeiwa，danshichengzaiyigexiaoxiaodechunyangzhili，youyouhenan？qingyijie，haijidexiaoshihoudieniangrangnizhaoguwo，wopahei……nilouzhewojiwoshuodegushima？”
“罢了。”
“woxianqubiguanle……”
fenshenlinzhoushuowan，yigerenzoujinlefangjian，bamenguanshang。
tadebeiying，kanqilaiqiliangergudu，fangfoyigebeishijiepaoqideguer。
zheigeshihoudelinzhou，yinggaihenhanxinba？？
bijingtaxiangyiweimingdeqingyijiejingranhuaiyita。
waimiandeyeqingyicaifanyingguolai，qiaomenrangtachulai。
“linzhou，jiejiecuole，nikuaikaimen……”
linzhouhaijidetamenxiaoshihoudeshiqing，neishuomingtabeiduoshedejilvhenxiaohenxiao……
“yueyuanzhiye，qingyijiehandufazuozailaizhaowobianshi，woleile，xiangxiexie。”
fenshenlinzhoushuowan，buzaidali……
rucicaozuo，ruguolinzhoukandao，yidinghuijinghuzhanana！
**goutuoguanzheigeyuqinguzongzhende……
“……”
林城警察局。
lianggejingchayibianjianchalinzhoudeshouji，yibianbiexiaodewendao：“nishuonibeidianzifenshenliumangruanjianpianleshiwankuai，keshiwomenchalebantian，meiyouzainideshoujishangkandaonishuodeliumangruanjiana，haiyounideyinxingkayue，niquedingtazhendebushiyibaisishiwan？”
“jiuzaizheilia，wodoujinizhaochulailenihaishuomeiyouzhaodao？jingchatongzhi，wohenhuaiyinimenshibushiyihuode。”
林州直接玉玉了！
neimemingbaizhede，zheilianggejiahuojingranshuozhaobudao！
haiyoutadeqian，neimaifangdeqiana！！！
shaoleshiwantanengbuzhidao？
“linxiansheng，fankeyiluanchi，huabukeyiluanjiange，womenshizenmekenenghuihepianziyihuoni？nishuonizhaodaoleruanjian，nishoujiyizhiheipingde，nizenmezhaodaoruanjian？”
“heiping？？meiyoua！”linzhoulengleleng。
“wojuedeniyinggaishishentitaixuruolechuxianlehuanjuele，womenkeyiweinida120……”
“算了！唉！”
linzhoukanlebantian，tanxileyisheng，“meijiumeiba，bubile，zhengyiyufou，zhenglaizhengqumeiyouyiyile。”
likailejingchaju，tayoudakaileyouxijiemian。
huamianshangzaicichuxianleyitiaotixing。
【jiancewanjiahuafeimanshiwankuai，yijingweiwanjiakaiqidianzinvyouquanxian，qingxuanzenidedianzinvyou～】
画面一阵变化～
shigexingsegeyidenvrenchuxianzailepingmushang～
baifacangcangdelaofuren：zongmendalaoxiuweiqiang，caidaqicuaidahu，zuiaifabaogangsiqiu，xuantanishaozouwanlu……
林州：……
“滚！”
“juezhengbingrendeqiannimendoupian，sangjintianlianga！！！”
他么的！
diergedianzinvyouzhongxinchuxian……
yigeshencaihuobaodechuanzhepiyideyexingmeinv，meinvbenqianbaoman，yanshenyaoyi，haiyounongzhongdeyanxunzhuang，meizemeiyi，jiushineijieshao……monvaiwannibiexiao，shigelvmaobiexianshao，pibiandilanirenzhu，zhixushinianrangnilao……
linzhouyanzhonghuaiyigouxitongguyide。
“不选，滚！！”
tazhengdasuanqiangzhiguanji……
【yijinglingwuwanjiadediaodiao，xitongjinrutuoguanzhuangtai，zhengzaiweiwanjiamianfeixuanqudianzinvyou】
【youqingtishi：ruguowanjiajuedeyigebugou，keyichongzhishiwankuaikaiqidiergedianzinvyouquanxian，bijingxiaohaizicaizuoxuanze，chengnianrenquandouyao！】
yigechuanzheposu，liansecangbaideshaonvchuxianzailetadeshixian，neizhongbingtaidemei，rangtayishijiandaizhule。
jianjieyeshinandedezhengjingleyixia。
zongmenqinvwangyuyan，zhongshangbinsi，dantianbeifei，xuantatajiuhuo，buxuantajiusi。
【beizhu：yinzangshenfenxuyaojixutansuo，huihenzhalie，jianyiwanjiazaodianxuanze，wanlejiuxuanbushangle】
【wenxintishi，dianzinvyoumianfei】
【shifouxuanzetaweinidedianzinvyou？】
linzhoushoudouledou，beinvzijuewangwuzhudeyanshenganran，fangfokandaoletangzaibingchuangshangdeziji。
“suanle，qiandouhuale，xuanba～”
【gongxini，huodedianzinvyouwangyuyan】
dunshi，tadeshijiaobeizhuanyidaolewangyuyandeshenbian。
xuexingdezhanchang，biandideshiti，erta，yanyanyixi，shensejuewangdetangzaidishang……
“nandaowojiuyaosizaizheilime？wodedachouhaimeiyoudebao，weishenme，weishenmezheigeshijierucicanku？rongbuxiawowangyuyan？”
linzhoukandaozheiyimu，xinlimingbai，gouruanjianyouyaokengtaqianle。
guobuqiran，chongzhixiaoxizaicixiangqi……
【nidedianzinvyouzhengzaizhongshangbinsi，shifouchongzhi99weitahuifushangshi？】
【tuoguanba，woleile，wokanmeinvjiuxingle】
linzhoutanxileyisheng，shougoulebuduandechongzhixiaoxi。
fanzhengtayehuobuleduojiule。
neixieqian，xianglaiyegouhuayiduanshijian。
talianggejuezhengdoushiwanqi，zuiduonengyouyigeyuehuo。
躺平了。
zaitadeshouquanxia，xitongtuoguan～
【zhengzaiweinidedianzinvyouzhongsudantian】
【zhengzaiweinidedianzinvyouzhongsulinggen】
【……】
suizheyizhenzhenxiaoxitixing，linzhouyijingshidakaileshiduditu，daohanglexijiaochengbingqiedaleche。
tadasuanrenshengzuihoudeshikeweiquzuodianjingzhunfupindehaoshi……
sihaomeiyouyishidaotuoguanzhongdexitongbuduandeweitakejin。
erneigezhongshangdeshaonv，zhishiyihuijiutuotaihuangu，yilianjidongdeguizaidishang。
“wanbeiwangyuyan，ganxieqianbeizaizaozhien，xiwangqianbeiliuxiaminghui，tariyuyanbidingfutangdaohuo，baodaqianbei……”
xukonglichenmoliangjiu，yigefuwenqiyuehuanhuanjiangluo，meiruleshaonvdemeixin……
“zhizunlinzhou，jinriyuniliuxiaqiyueyidao。”
suizheshengyinxiaoshi，shaonvhuanhuandeqishen，molemozijidemeixin，zaiganshoutadetizhidantian，benlaiyouxieshiluodexinqingzhouranzhijianbiandejinghaiyujue……
“wugouxianti？wujindantian？”
tayikaishizhiyiweizijishangshihaole，ziyiweineigeyongyouwushangshouduandezhizunqianbeiyongzaohuazhilibangtahuifuledantian，meixiangdaojingranzhijierangtayongyoulewugouxiantihewujindantian！！！
zheihezhishizaizaozhiena！！
“前辈！！”
wangyuyangangxiangquzhuizhuqianbeidezongji，yijingshidebudaorenhehuiying……
tachangranruoshidezhanleqilai：“zhizunlinzhou，wanbeijizhule，qianbei，wanbeiyidingnulixiulian，zaidingfengyuqianbeixiangjian……”
shaonvjianqilaizijideduanjian，yueguoleshishanxuehai，chaozheyuanfangzouqu……