第一章.四处借钱
chenwuduozaimuqinbingfangdeweishengjianli，kaozaiqiangshangshenshentanlekouqi。
“nidemuqinxuyaojinkuaizuoshoushu，zuihaobangeyueneinengjinkuaizhaodaoshenyuan，choujishoushufei，ruguocuoguozuihoudezhiliaoshijian，kongpa......”
yishengdehuayuzaichenwunaohailidazhuan，muqindebingyijingtuolehenjiule，zhiqiandetouxizhiliaohegezhongyaowutaoguanglezijisuoyoudejixu，bixujinkuaizhaoxindebanfacouqishoushufeiyongjimuqinhuanshen。
keshizheigaoangdeshoushufeiyong，youqunalicainengjiededao，daboerbojiabenshenyebukuanyu，zhiqianzhiliaojiedeyidabiqianhaimeiyouhai，erbomuxianzaiyuanyuankanjiantajiuguanmen。
daoshiyeyinweineichangxianhaibatazhuchushimen，tashangmenbaijianzhihuichibimengeng，wangshangdechoukuangengshibeiwuliangjigoukenghaijuanzou，fanerlianleitaxinyongshoudaoyanzhongyingxiang。
chenwuyaoyaoya，zhinengzouneitiaolushishile！
chenwuyonglimobalianchuleweishengjian，jichuxiaorongwozhumuqinshouxuegankudeshou，“ma，wochuqujinimaidiandongxi。”zhuantouyoubaituozuozaigebichuangbianshangdezhouayi，“zhouayi，mafannibangmangkanzhedianwoma，xinkuninle！”
“xing，xiaochennibiedanxin，zhouayichoukongjinikanzhe，fangxin！”zhouayishigebichuangdehugong，chenwumuqinzhuyuanqijianyizhishizheigehaoxindehugongayiwuchangbangmangzhaogumuqin，chenwujitaqianyebukenshou。
zhouayixixu，tajuedechenwushigehaohaizi，keshiyezhendetainanle，zheiduanshijianchenwufeilichouqian、aoyekanhu，tiantianlaoleirendoushoutuoxiangle。
chenwumuqinliyuliantangzaibingchuangshangbitousuanse，zuichunweizhan，jinjinbizhedeyan，yelanbuzhuyanleizhiwangxiadiao。
chuleyiyuandechenwukaozaiyuanmenkoudedalishizhuzishangyaoyadingzheshouji，henlehenxin，botongleqiannvyoudeshoujihao，dianhuaneibianduitayifanlengchaorefenghou，yaoqiutaqinzishangmencaijie。
chenwuxichuwangwai，erhuabushuojiusaomadengshanglubiandegongxiangdanchequleshizhongxinneijianjiubazhaoxupeipei，xindiranqizuihouyisixiwang。
bangexiaoshihou，chenwuchuanzhecuqi、mantoudahandezhanzaijiubamenkou，taneixintantedezoujinjiuba，dazhongwujiubalizhiyouliaoliaojigehejiudexianren，chenwuyiyanbiankandaolezuozaizuilimianhaohuakazuoneideliangren。
cengjingqingchunwenroudenvyou，cishizhengzuozaishafashang，yiweizaitadechourenwangdingyuhuaili，lianshangzhuangrongnongzhong，yizhexinggan。
wangdingyu，jiubadelaoban，yeshichenwucengjingdehaoxiongdi，kezheiweihaoxiongdiquewuxiantatoudaodaoshideshiyancailiao，piaoqietanulixieleyinianbandelunwen，ranhouzaitadabiandeshihou，wugaotachaoxi。
daozhichenwubeixuexiaotuixue，beidaoshizhuchushimen，tanhaodegongzuozhijiepaotang，rangtarujinshenbaimingliedehao！xiong！di！
chenwuzhanzaijiubazhongyang，yanzhongquanshicaolaoguodudehongxuesi，wangriyingjunfeichangdelianpangrujinshoudeaoxian，toufaluanrukucao，chenshanyebuzaipingzheng，xiukoushenzhihaizhanzheweimuqinfanshidishangdeyouzi。
wangdingyukanzhemianqianlangbeidechenwu，qingmieyixiao，zhiganjuehenhenchuleyikoueqi。
zheicaishizuibenzhidechenwuba！nongcunchushen，shangbudetaimian。
cengjingtaxihuandenvrenaimuchenwu，tachongbaidedaoshikanzhongchenwu，tazunjingdefuqinyeduichenwuzanbujuekou，zuihoutamengmeiyiqiudedeguojigongsiyezhixiangchenwupaochuganlanzhi！zheixiebengaidoushitaduxiangderongyu！！
dakuairenxindeshirujinchenwushenmedoumeiyoule，haiyaoqiudaotamianqianlai，zheihuiwokannizheiqiongsuanguihainengzenmefanshen！
“yo，zheibushiwodehaoxiongdichenwuma？”wangdingyuluchuyifukuazhangdejingyashense，“zenmehunchengxianzaizheifumoyangle？tingshuoniqueqiana？nineixietiantiangenzhenidechongbaizhemenni，tiantianchengzannidelaoshini，piaoliangdenvpengyouni？”
wangdingyutuikaihuaizhongdexupeipei，shangqianweizhechenwuzouleyiquan，yuqikuazhang，biaoyanjingcai：“e！duile，nipiaoliangdenvpengyouxianzaizaiwozheini！hahahaha！”
chenwuhouyajinyao，niezuanquantou，yanjingdoubiehongledanmeiyouchongdongchushou，taxuyaozheibiqian。
“aiyo，zenme？bufuqia？”wangdingyukanzhechenwudemoyang，deyidexiaoleqilai，“zheijiuwomenchenwuqiurendetaidu？buxiangyaoqianle？”
chenwuzhongzhongtuchuyikouzhuoqi，yonglibishangyanjing：“yaowozenmezuo？”zaicizhengkaishitapiedaoshafashangdexupeipei，huazhizhaozhan，wumeigouren。
taduitafuchuleyiqiangzhenxin，ganxietadepeiban，liangrenzhenxinxiangxu，meixiangdaoquehuanlaitayichangbeipanhewuru。
呵，狗屁的真心！
“zhishaodeguixiaa，wodechenxiaocao！”wangdingyuyouzaidizouhuishafashang，baxupeipeijinjinloujinhuaili。
chenwujiangzhileshuangtui，zhijiaqiajinlezhangxinderouli，queganshoubudaotengtong。
“zenme？buyuanyia？neiwokemeiyouqianjiejinia。”wangdingyudouzheyizhangchouedelian，sixiaofeixiaodikanzhechenwu。
chenwushenxiyikouqi，xiangdaoleyiyuanliwobingzaichuangdemuqin，tingbadejibeiweiwan，xigaichenzhongdechuzadaodishang。
“hahahaha——！”wangdingyudaxiaoleqilai，“keyiachenwu，shuoguijiuguia，meiguqia，lai！paguolai，jiyebaxietianganjing，yejiubaqianjieni~”
chenwumengtaiqitou，xuehongyanzhongnuyipenboerchu，wangdingyuzheigenbenjiuzhishixiangxiuruta！
wuxianta，xianhaita，zheiyizhuangzhuangyijianjian，tachenwujueduikejinxinli，mingjibuwang！
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budengwangdingyuhenlifazuo，chenwuzhanqishenlai，shenshenkanleyiyanshafashangdexupeipei，zhuanshenzouchuyujingjiuba，beijitingdebizhi。
tianwujuerenzhilu，shenyaojimuqinliuzhe，dabulemaiyanjiaomo，maiqiguan，tabuxinzanbudaozheifenqian！