好狂啊！
揍他！
kandaozhangjindejiashi，neishengxiadegejigekeshoubuzhule，budengneirendequantoulunxiangzhangjinni，qishuashuadejiupuleguolai。
renduodarenshao，hainengpale？
kandaozheimeduorenqishuashuadepulai，zhangjinliezuiyixiao，yebukeqi，lunqiquantouhuijingleguoqu。
yiquanyige，jiugendadishuyiyang，yidayigezhun。
liancanjiaoshengdoumeiyou，quanquandaorou，dadequanshilian，meiyiquandounengfangdaoyigeren，tangdishangcanhenghengzhe，haiyoudezhijieyunjueleguoqu。
duifuzheiyangdeqinshou，kemeibiyaotaikeqi。
kanleyandishangbeixialeyaoyunsiguoqudelingxiaoxiao，zhangjinzheicaizhuanguoshenchaozheneibeidadejigenanrenshenshangmosuoleguoqu。
meibeizouyundeyigenanrenpazaidishangcanqiqidejiaozhe，aiyou，aiyouwodelian......
qianbao、shouji、cheyaochi......
奇怪，下的药呢？
zhangjinlianxumolesigeren，yemeimodaoxiadeyao，yemeimodaojieyao，shengxiazuihouyigezaineilicanhenghengde，zhangjindabuzoudaoletadeshenbian，yibazhuaizhetadebolingzijiangtalinleqilai，kanzheneirenbansibuhuodeyanger，zhangjinbuxiedemaleyiju，dao：“goudongxi，jilingxiaojiexiadeshenmeyao，shuo！”
“xiadeshenmeyao？haha，youbenshininongsiwoa，nongbusiwo，denglaozichuqule，yidingnongsini！”
beilinqilaidezheigenanren，kanqilaishizheigejigedetoutou，tachulaihunzheimeduonianle，haishidiyicibeidadezheimecan，banbiandeliandouzhongdegenbaoziside，**ladetenga。
“弄死我？”
zhangjinzhabaxiayanjing，huranxiemeidexiaoleqilai，yishuangyanjingdoufanhongle，neiyoudianxieqideyangzi，keshihelezheinanrenyitiao。
什么玩意？
zhangjinciyadao：“nizhidao，xiangnongsiwoderenyouduoshaoma？bu，nibuzhidao，suoyia，xiaozi，xianzaiguaiguaidegenwoshuoshishenmeyao，jieyaozainali，burandehua，worangniliannongsiwodejihuidoumeiyou！”
huayingangluo，zhangjindequantouhenhendechuzailezheinanrendexiaofushang。
嗷......
shazhubandecanjiaoshengchuanlai，zhangjinhenzirandeceguotouqu，shengdezheinanrendetuomojiandaotadeshenshang。
“cang，cangyingshui，jinkoude，mei，mei，meijieyao......”
nanrentongkudewuzheduzi，beizhangjinxiangdiusigouyiyangdediuzaidishang，tacanxixidekanzhezoudaolelingxiaoxiaoshenbian，yibajiangzheinvrenkangzailejianbangshangdezhangjin，dao：“weiyidejieyaojiushi，ni，nibangtajiejuele，burandehua，tayihoubengxiangyouhaizi......”
“laozibinidong，nigezhazha！”
zhangjinlengxiaoleyisheng，suishouzhuaqidishangdeyigejiupingzi，chaozheneirendenaodaishangjiuzaleguoqu。
不要......
neirendahanleyisheng，xiangbikaini，kefanyingnayouneimekuai，pengdeyishengjiubeizalaidejiupingzhijiekailepiao，tengdezaidishangzhiduosuo。
qingjinglezhihou，zhangjinzheicaikanleyandishangdelingyigeguniang，yinggaishilingxiaoxiaodexiaomishu，buguokantadeyangzibuxiangshizhongleyao，fandaoshihedetaiduole，zhangjindunxialaiyongtadeshoujibodale110baojingdianhua，shuoleyijudizhihou，zhijieguaduanle。
qishenkanleyandishangdezheigejige，douyunleguoqu，gujiyaoxingdehua，qimayedeshijiershifenzhong，zhangjinzheicaifangxindechaozhewaimianzouleguoqu。
“干嘛的？”
ganggangchumen，jiukanzhejigecongloudaokouganlaidebaoan，qichushoulezhangjinhaochudeneigefuwuyuanyezaiqizhong，zhengchaozhezhangjinzheibianzhizhidiandiande。
奶奶的！
zhangjinmaleyijuhou，zheicaikangzheneirouruowugu，haosiyituanmianxubanhaowuzhongliangdelingxiaoxiaokuaibuchaolingyigeloutikoupaoleguoqu。
“追！”
neijigebaoanyikanzhangjinyaopao，jimanghanleyiju，haibuwangyongwuxiandiantongzhilouxiaderen。
hualala，liuqigebaoanchongleguolai，kedengtamenpaodaoloutikoudeshihou，nalihaiyouzhangjindeyingzi，zhishimimihuhudecongwuxiandianlitingdaolouxiadebaoanhuileyiju：“ganggangwohaoxiangkandaoyougerenkanggepiaoliangniucongmenkoupaole！”
“neinitemedezenmebulanxialai！”
“zenmelan，neijiahuopaodegentuziyiyangkuai，gujidounengnaaoyunguanjunle，laozishilanbuzhu。”
“dayede，zouzouzou，qubaojiankankandaodizenmehuishi。”
loushangdejigebaoantingzhewuxiandianlideshengxiang，zheicaiqihuhudemalejiju，kuaibugandaolebuyuanchudebaojianlilai。
zhanzaibaojianmenkou，kanzheneibeichuaidezhiyouyipianshanyeguazaimenkuangshanghaizaigazhigazhicanjiaodefangmen，hedishangtangzhedeneijigebanbianliandouzhongdegenbaoziyiyangdenanrenhou，zheijigebaoanbuyouyiduosuo，anandehaiyouxieqingxing，zheitemedeshenmeguaiwu，xinghaoganggangmeizhuiguoqu。
kangzhelingxiaoxiaozheishengaoyimiliujiu，youzhebizhimoteshencaihaiyaodongrenquxiandenvren，yexinghaozhangjinshigehuaconglaoshou，burandehua，gujishoudoubuzhidaogaiwangnaerfangle。
cangyingshuizheizhongdongxi，shizhenduinvrendeyizhongchaoji**，erfuyonglecangyingshuidezhengzhaojiushizaiqianbanduanhuichuzaihunmizhizhong，kesuxingzhihouzhenggerendouhuidabian，buguancengjingdetashigaolengrubingshan，haishireqingsihuo，youhuoshichuanshuozhongdeshinv。
zaicangyingshuideyaoxiaozhixia，douhuibianchengyigerangrenhenanrendouxishangmeishaodejipinjiaowa。
zheidongxizaojiushizhangjinzaiguowaiwanlandedongxi，zaojiuguoshile，xianzaizhengliuxingdeshiyizhongmingwei‘bohe’dedingjianjipin，zhenbuzhidaozenmedaoleguoneizheibangrendeshouli，naguoshidedongxihaidangbaole。
cangyingshuizhengshiyinweiyouzhehenduohouyizheng，caibeilieweijinyaode，xianzaibeitashouhudezheigeduixiangfuyonglecangyingshui，zaban？
“zheishinaera......”
zhangjinkangzheyouxielianhongdelingxiaoxiaochuansuozaichengshidejiaoluoli，jinkenengdebuxiyinrenzhuyi，kesheizhidao，zheihuilingxiaoxiaojingransuxingleguolai。
“闭嘴！”
zhangjindengleyiyanjianbangshangzheiqiaoyanruhuadenvren，tahaizaihuixiangzheneiyijingbeishaodiaodewenjianshangdeneirong。
silaixiangqu，yemeitiguobuyunxuhezheigenvrenfazhanjinyibuguanxideneironga。
zaban，zheicaizhishiganggangsuxing，zaiguogejifenzhong，zheinvrenjueduihuifengde。
suishuotianheile，kezheidatingguangzhongzhixiade，zongbunengzaidajieshangxianchangbiaoyanba。
chenzhezheinvrenhaiyoudianyishi，zhangjinzhigekangzhetachuanguolegaoloudasha，zhaodaoleyijiafeichangburuliudexiaolvguan。
kanmendeshigekanzheyueyouwushilaisuidedama，jianzhangjinkangzheyigejuemeidenvrenjiuzheimezoulejinlai，bushikanzhezhangjinlengjiaofenmingzhangdehaibulai，tadouhuiwuyiweizheishinagexiaoliumangbanglegedaxiaojieni。
“zhudiana，shenfen......aiyou，daye，qiaonin，lailailai，wozheibianyoushangdengdebaojian，geyinxiaoguozeihao，baozhengmeiyourenhedejiantingjiankong，henanquan，tuotuode。”
zheiwushilaisuidedamazhengxiangshuohua，kekanzhezhangjinwangzhuozishangpaixiadeqimasansiqiankuaixiaohongyuhou，jidongdeshouleqian，lingzhezhangjinjiushangloule，zaibangzhangjinkaihaolefangzhihou，haibuwangdijilezhangjinyihezuixinkuande‘yuyi’