“haha，zheiduohao！laotang，haishiniyoubanfa！”
chenrenpingbisheidougaoxing！yinwei，tayezaixiangbanfaliuxiatangdongyang！ruguotazoule，kehaoduomimijiubunengjie，lingwaitadejihuayebukenengshixiana！
taxiangxin，tangdongyangshenshangkendinghaiyoushenmemimi？！tebieshitadeyishurucigaoming，ruguonenggouliuxialai，tacaiyoushijianmanmanqulejie，bingqiehaikeyibangdaoyiyuanhetaziji！
jitangyazhichulishangqinglaikan，zheijueduibushigeputongderen！neisigenyinzhen，suocidexuewei，suoqidezuoyong，jueduibujiandan！yejueduibushiputongzhongyikeyizuodaode。
xianghujieshaohou，tangdongyangcaizhidao，tangyazhidefuqinjiaotangshengquan，muqinjiaoweimingli。lingwaiyigenianqingren，shitadeerge，jiushidabodeererzi，jiaotanglinyu。qitaderenshijigerendebaobiao。
“erdi，yazhiqingkuangzenmeyang？”
menkou，turanyigelenglengdeshengyin，daduanlebingfanglideshuoxiaosheng，turandoutingxialai，zhuantoukanzhemenkou。
tangyazhiyijiarenyedoulexialai，tebieshitangyazhi，liansefeichangnankan，meitouzhouzhe，yanjingyebishangle。
“dage，yazhidetuishangheshoubeishangdouguzhele，kenenghoubanbeizihuiliuxiashenmebuhaodeshiqing！”tangshengquanmeiyoushangqian，zhishiruchenshuyijianshiqing，meiyourenhedeganqingzailimian。
tazheiyangshuo，shiguyide，yinweitazhendebuxiangzijidenvershiquxingfu！suirantayexiangweijiazuzuodianshiqing。
lairenshitangshengquandedage，yejiushitangyazhidedabo，jiaotangshengli，shizhangwozhetangjiagongsideren，suirantabushijiazhu。jiazulideshi，jibenshangdoushitashuolesuan，chuleshenweijiazhudetanglaoyezi，jiusuantadequanlizuida，shijiazushengyideshijikongzhiren。
“meishi！woyijingjiqinyuanzhangdadianhuale，tahuiqingzuihaodeyishengjiyazhizhide！”
tangshenglilengxiaoyishengshuodao。taxinliqingchu，tadedidixinlishizenmexiangde，suoyi，tayongqinghuangyuanzhanglaidudididekou。
“buyongle，dage！chenyuanzhangqinglezuihaodezhongyiguolaijiyazhizhi！”
tangshengquanlazhetangdongyangshuodao。
“e？zuihaodeyisheng？haishizhongyi？tazheigeyangzi，nandaohaibiqinyuanzhangdoulihai？”
tangshenglilenglengdikanzhetangdongyang，sixiaofeixiaodiwendao。
“heqinyuanzhangbi，neijiubuzhidao！danshi，tangyisheng，jiushitajiuleyazhi！bingqie，jiushitajiyazhijiedejiu，caimeirangjiaojingchachulaishijiujia，mianqulewomenhaoduomafan！”
tangshengquanbuxiangyudagezhengbianshenme，danshi，tadeweinverdeshikaolv，jiujilishuodao。
“jiusuantalihai，danyouqinyuanzhangzai，haiyongbushangta！jiuzheiyangdingleba，laoer！tianjianeibiandeshi，woyijingshuohaole，womenbunengshixinyuren！lingwai，yazhideshi，zuihaobieshuochuqu！daozheigeyuedi，haiyoushiliutian，jiurangyazhinaliyebiequ，zaijiaanxinyangshang！shanghaole，bixudejia！”
zaitangshenglixinli，sihuzhiyoujiazudeliyi，meiyoutangyazhideliyi！suoyi，tabuxiwang、yebuyunxusheipohuaitadezheigecehualehaojiudejihua！
“zheibuhaoba？doushuoshangjindongguyibaitian，yazhidetuiheshoubeidouduanle，shijitiannaligou？”
tangshengquanhaizaizhengqu，taxiangtuoxiaqu。
“laoer，biezaishuole！woshuole，zhiyaoyazhimeisi，bixudejia！jiuzheiyangba，wozoule！”
tangshenglimizheyan，saolebingfangliderenyiquan，ranhouzhuanshenxiangwaizouqu，lianyuchenrenpingzhaohudoumeida。
“zhenshitaiguofenle！zenmenengzheiyangni？”
weimingliliangyanhanlei，fenfendishuodao。
“ai，xianyanghaoshangzaishuoba！”
tangshengquantankouqi，qingqingdipaipaiweiminglidejianshuodao。
tangdongyangbingmeiyouguanzheiyijiazirendeduihua，tazhizhidao，zheijiarendelaoda，shigehenwuqingderen。
wulunyouqingwuqing，doubuguantadeshi，tabuhuiquguanrenjiadejiashi，yinweitazijideshicaishizuizhongyaode！
taxiashanlai，jiushiyaowanchengtazaiyeyemuqianlixiadeshiyan！
zaitangyazhidezaisanjujuexia，tangshengquan、weiminglidengrenzhongyuhuiqule，tazhendeshixianganjingdixiuxi，tadexinqingfeichangzaogao！
xianzai，tazhixianghetangdongyangliaoliaotian，laizhuanyitazaogaodexinqing。
yinweizaitaxinzhong，cishiyijingduitangdongyangyoulemouzhongshuobuchulaideganjue，fanzhengjiushifeichangyouhaogan。zheizhonghaoganbingbuhuiyinweitangdongyangchuanzhelaotuerxianqi，fandaorenweitagengjiadezhenshihezhencheng。
“让你看笑话了！”
tangyazhikuxiaoyixia，ranhoukanzhetangdongyangshuodao。
“womeixiaohuani！sheijiadouyounankandeshi！”
tangdongyangyouxinmeixindishuodao，yanjingshizhongdingzhechuangwaimanmanxixiadetaiyang，tasihuzhengtanlianzheishishangdefuhua，zaizuihouxiashanqianzaiduokanyiyan，shanzhemingyandeguangcai，rangtajuedefenwaiciyan。
“nihaoxiangyouxinshi？shizangzheshenmemimima？nengjiwoshuoshuoma？”
tangyazhikanzhegaodadanbuzhuangshidetangdongyang，neilengjunquebushipingjingdecelian，xiaoshengdiwendao。
“meiyou！wozhishixiangzhaofengongzuoeryi，meixiangdaojiuzheiyangbeiniguyongle！”
tangdongyangshuozhezhuanguolian，kuxiaoyixiashuodao。
“neibuzhenghaoma？miandenizaiqurencaishichangneilixiazhao，beirenpianlehaibuzhidaoni！duile，nishixuezhongyide？shinaliyixueyuanbiyede？”
tangyazhilailexingzhi，butingdiwendao。
“womeishangguodaxue。woshigenwoyeyexuedeyishu。womenjiashizhongyishijia，suanshizuchuandeyishuba。”
tangdongyanglaguoyizi，bianshuobianzuoxia。
“zhende？taihaole！wojiuxiangxinzuchuanyishule！duile，wohejiuhedeyunyunhuhude，doubuzhidaozijishizenmekaideche，yebuzhidaozenmezhuangshangle！nishizenmejiwojiedejiu？”
tangyazhiyiting，bingmeiyouzaihutangdongyangshifoushangguodaxue，ershiduizhongyihetangdongyangchanshenglenonghoudexingqu。
“e，jiushiduinishoushanghetuishang，haiyouerchuidejigexueweijinxingzhenci，jiunengjiejiule。”
tangdongyangweixiaodijiandanshuodao。
“ni……moguowodatuile？”
tangyazhiyiting，lianlijijiuhongle。buguotaxiangdoudoutangdongyang，jiuwendao。
“a！mei、mei……wo……wojiushi、jiushiyaojinishizhen，suoyi……suoyijiu……”
tangdongyangshengpabeimeinvrenweitashualiumang，jilixiangjieshi，quemeifajieshia！yinweitaqueshishimolerenjiadedatui！neiganjue，zhendemeihuashuo！
“hehehe……dounide！wozhidaonishiweiwohao！buguowohenhaoqi，yongzhencijiunengjiejiuma？”
tangyazhimeiyanfantaohuayiban，xiaoderangtangdongyangkandaile！kuyehao，xiaoyehao，doushizheimedemiren！