wanshang,tangzaimubanchuangshang,gebichuanlailebamashuohuasheng。
「hongmei,womenshibushizuocuolea……」laobashengyintouzhezize,「zhiqianzhixiangzhebuqiandongjiaenqing,jieguolianleixiao**genwochiku。」
laomachenmopianke,「mingge,wokandechu,xiao**yeshizhongqingyideren。」
「zanmendangnianyeshicongzheizouchuqude,bupazailaiyici!」
「mingtianzanmenjiuquzhaogongzuo,yiwomenzhiqiandexinshui,suiranbunengrangxiao**dafudagui,danyenengjinlibangchenta。」
「youdaoli!」laobayoutankouqi,「xiao**zheicichulai,lianpiaoliangdeyifuqunzidoumeidai,ai,taitaiyouxieguofenle。」
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wotinglexintouyiruan,woyiqianzhizhidaotamenzuoweisijihebaomuduiwojihao,quebuzhidaotamenzhendezheimeshanliang。
woqingqingkeleyisheng,「bama,biezaijiaowoxiao**le,yaoburanwokeshengqilea。」
「si……」gebichuanlailaobalaomajinghuangdeshengyin,「aiyou……zheifangzizenmegeyinzheimechaa……」
「nv、nverguai,zaodianshuiba……」
diertianyizao,lianggerenjiudadianhualianxileyixiegujiao,xiawuyoubaifanglejiweiguzhu。
danwanshanghuilaideshihou,errenlianshangbujianxise。
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「ba,ma?haishunlima?」
liangrendouyaoyaotou,「meishi,mingtianzanmenzaiqupaopao,wozaigebishihairenshilianggelaoban,tamenyinggaihui……」
「deleba——」yigediaoerlangdangdeshengyinxiangqi,shihouchao。
「nimenkendingshibeixingyefengshale!」
「fengsha?」laomayouxiebujie,「weishenme……」
「hainengweishenme,nimenlianggezaigujiaganleershiduonian,yigeshisiji,yigeshitieshenbaomu!bukuazhangdeshuo,gujialaoye**shangyoujikewuzinimendouzhidao!」
「sheiganyongnimen?jiusuanbushigujiadazhaohu,biedeguzhuyexiangbixianba。」
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houchaoshuowanjiuzoule,liuxiaerlaomianmianxiangqu。
zuizhongtamenbennengdekanxiangwo,zaigujiazheimeduonian,tamenyijingxiguantingwo’zhihui‘le。
wodiandiantou,「tashuodeyoudaoli。」
tingwozheimejiang,lianggerenjianbangkualeyixia,danhenkuaiyouzhongxinzhenzuoqilai。
「meishi,xiao……nver,mamayoushouyi,nizhidaode,gujiakuandaiguikedoushiwozhangshao,mingtianwojiuqubaigexiaochitan,tingshuoxianzaixiaochitantingzhuanqian!」
「ng,woxiangxinma,wozuiaichinizuodefanle。」
zheiwodaobushihonglaomakaixin,ershishihuashishuo。
laobazhouzhemeitou,talengshixiangbuchushenmezhuanqiandeluzi。
tawenwenruoruo,yebushinengmailiqideleixing。
chulekaiche,biewusuozhang。
「mingge,biezheji,zaizhaozhaokan,tianwujuerenzhilu!」
……
tingshuowomayaokaixiaochitan,lurushanerhuabushuo,dangtianjiuyongyuanzilidefeitonglantiehegongxiangdanche,jiwomazuzhuangleyiliangshoutuiche。
laomakaishichoubeichutan,zhenggerendouzhiangyang。
laobaqueyinweilvlvshoucuo,dongbudongjiuaishengtanqi。
zuihoudengsanyekanbuxiaqu,zhidejiaotabangzijixiushouyinjizhuanyizhuyili。
wozaipanganandakailexitong。
qiyunzhizhenghuanmanzengzhangzhe。
wohaoqidejiangzheixieqiyunhuajilezhengzaibangdengsanyexiushouyinjidelaoba。
’kaba‘yishengcuixiang,laobashoulideluosidaoyixiabadianlubantonglegedong。
「aiyoudajianga!zheikeshigenlewosanshiduoniandelaohuojia!!」
dengsanyexintengdebudele,nazhesaozhoujiuda。
「bieda,wojiuzheiyishenjianrendeyifu,yihuihaiyaoqumianshini!」
laobajiaodimoyou,yiliuyanjiubujianle。
「zheiyuanjia!qisiwosuanle!」
woyoudianlengshen,buyinggaia……zenmededaoqiyundiyijianshijiushiaidani?
turanwonaozhonglingguangyishan,ng!kenengshifoujitailai,jiyuanzaiwaimian——yidingshizheiyangde!
kedangwankanjianyishenniwuhuijiadelaoba,wochedishayanle。
「hongmeia……wodiaochoushuigoulile!」
yuanlai,wobaxiawuquyijiakuaidigongsimianshisiji,jieguolubianwushuijinggaimeigaiyan,tayijiaojiucailejinqu。
「……」
womomokanzhexitong,mingminglimiandeqiyunyueyijingwei0le,zenmeganjuelaobafanergengdaomeileni?
laobagangbeilaomalinquxizao,yuanmenkouturanchuanlaileyizhendaxiao。
「hahahahahaha!haizimendoukuaichulai!laozifacaile!!!」