第3章

wanshang,tangzaimubanchuangshang,gebichuanlailebamashuohuasheng。

「hongmei,womenshibushizuocuolea……」laobashengyintouzhezize,「zhiqianzhixiangzhebuqiandongjiaenqing,jieguolianleixiao**genwochiku。」

laomachenmopianke,「mingge,wokandechu,xiao**yeshizhongqingyideren。」

「zanmendangnianyeshicongzheizouchuqude,bupazailaiyici!」

「mingtianzanmenjiuquzhaogongzuo,yiwomenzhiqiandexinshui,suiranbunengrangxiao**dafudagui,danyenengjinlibangchenta。」

「youdaoli!」laobayoutankouqi,「xiao**zheicichulai,lianpiaoliangdeyifuqunzidoumeidai,ai,taitaiyouxieguofenle。」

「minggebieshuole,neibijingyeshixiao**deyangfumu,tatingjianhuinanguode。」

「xing,wobushuole,dengwozhuanleqian,zaijixiao**maigengduogengpiaoliangde!」

wotinglexintouyiruan,woyiqianzhizhidaotamenzuoweisijihebaomuduiwojihao,quebuzhidaotamenzhendezheimeshanliang。

woqingqingkeleyisheng,「bama,biezaijiaowoxiao**le,yaoburanwokeshengqilea。」

「si……」gebichuanlailaobalaomajinghuangdeshengyin,「aiyou……zheifangzizenmegeyinzheimechaa……」

「nv、nverguai,zaodianshuiba……」

diertianyizao,lianggerenjiudadianhualianxileyixiegujiao,xiawuyoubaifanglejiweiguzhu。

danwanshanghuilaideshihou,errenlianshangbujianxise。

wozhengzuozaiyuanzihexiaozhedemeimeixiaoxiaotaofanhuasheng。

「ba,ma?haishunlima?」

liangrendouyaoyaotou,「meishi,mingtianzanmenzaiqupaopao,wozaigebishihairenshilianggelaoban,tamenyinggaihui……」

「deleba——」yigediaoerlangdangdeshengyinxiangqi,shihouchao。

「nimenkendingshibeixingyefengshale!」

「fengsha?」laomayouxiebujie,「weishenme……」

「hainengweishenme,nimenlianggezaigujiaganleershiduonian,yigeshisiji,yigeshitieshenbaomu!bukuazhangdeshuo,gujialaoye**shangyoujikewuzinimendouzhidao!」

「sheiganyongnimen?jiusuanbushigujiadazhaohu,biedeguzhuyexiangbixianba。」

「nimenyihoujiubiexiangganzheiyixingle,lingmouchuluba!」

houchaoshuowanjiuzoule,liuxiaerlaomianmianxiangqu。

zuizhongtamenbennengdekanxiangwo,zaigujiazheimeduonian,tamenyijingxiguantingwo’zhihui‘le。

wodiandiantou,「tashuodeyoudaoli。」

tingwozheimejiang,lianggerenjianbangkualeyixia,danhenkuaiyouzhongxinzhenzuoqilai。

「meishi,xiao……nver,mamayoushouyi,nizhidaode,gujiakuandaiguikedoushiwozhangshao,mingtianwojiuqubaigexiaochitan,tingshuoxianzaixiaochitantingzhuanqian!」

「ng,woxiangxinma,wozuiaichinizuodefanle。」

zheiwodaobushihonglaomakaixin,ershishihuashishuo。

laobazhouzhemeitou,talengshixiangbuchushenmezhuanqiandeluzi。

tawenwenruoruo,yebushinengmailiqideleixing。

chulekaiche,biewusuozhang。

「mingge,biezheji,zaizhaozhaokan,tianwujuerenzhilu!」

……

tingshuowomayaokaixiaochitan,lurushanerhuabushuo,dangtianjiuyongyuanzilidefeitonglantiehegongxiangdanche,jiwomazuzhuangleyiliangshoutuiche。

laomakaishichoubeichutan,zhenggerendouzhiangyang。

laobaqueyinweilvlvshoucuo,dongbudongjiuaishengtanqi。

zuihoudengsanyekanbuxiaqu,zhidejiaotabangzijixiushouyinjizhuanyizhuyili。

wozaipanganandakailexitong。

qiyunzhizhenghuanmanzengzhangzhe。

wohaoqidejiangzheixieqiyunhuajilezhengzaibangdengsanyexiushouyinjidelaoba。

’kaba‘yishengcuixiang,laobashoulideluosidaoyixiabadianlubantonglegedong。

「aiyoudajianga!zheikeshigenlewosanshiduoniandelaohuojia!!」

dengsanyexintengdebudele,nazhesaozhoujiuda。

「bieda,wojiuzheiyishenjianrendeyifu,yihuihaiyaoqumianshini!」

laobajiaodimoyou,yiliuyanjiubujianle。

「zheiyuanjia!qisiwosuanle!」

woyoudianlengshen,buyinggaia……zenmededaoqiyundiyijianshijiushiaidani?

turanwonaozhonglingguangyishan,ng!kenengshifoujitailai,jiyuanzaiwaimian——yidingshizheiyangde!

kedangwankanjianyishenniwuhuijiadelaoba,wochedishayanle。

「hongmeia……wodiaochoushuigoulile!」

yuanlai,wobaxiawuquyijiakuaidigongsimianshisiji,jieguolubianwushuijinggaimeigaiyan,tayijiaojiucailejinqu。

「……」

womomokanzhexitong,mingminglimiandeqiyunyueyijingwei0le,zenmeganjuelaobafanergengdaomeileni?

laobagangbeilaomalinquxizao,yuanmenkouturanchuanlaileyizhendaxiao。

「hahahahahaha!haizimendoukuaichulai!laozifacaile!!!」