第5章

zuizhong,laobanalewuwankuaimaileliangershouxinnengyuan,yiwankuaijilelaoma,bijinglaomayeyou’shiye‘。

laobazhucewangyuechesijitongyitian,laomadexiaochitanyezhengshikaizhangle。

wozhudongyaoqiuqubangmang,laomatuisanzusi,zuihoushizaiaobuguowo,yezhinengtongyile。

laochengqurenkoumiji,womendexiaochitanjiushezhizailijiabuyuandenaoshijie。

suiranxianzaiyimunvxiangcheng,danlaomaxindilihaishinawodangxiao**,shenmedoubushederang***。

zuihouhaishiwobanzhelian,tacairangwofuzelankeshouqian。

laomazuocaishiyoushichengde。

dangniangujiayougetebielihaidelaochuniang。

neilaochuniangjiazaijiefangqianjushuoshijiangnandemingchu,tahewomahentouyuan,jiangzijidemifangquandoutoujilewolaoma。

laomazuodecaiwulunkouweihemaixiang,doushiyidengyide。

duitakaitan,wofeichangyouxinxin。

zhidaowomabacaijiatiedaotuicheshang……

「ma……」wotunletunkoushui,「nizailubiantanmai288yipandebiluochunxiaren,399yitiaoderuandouzhangyu……nishirenzhendema?」

laomadingjiabeicaiquanchengwodoumeicanyu,payingxiangtapanduan,danmeixiangdaojingranzheimekuangye!

laomayibawuzhulian,「aiya……wozheiershiniantiantianjingzuozheixiecai!qitadecaidouwangguangguangle!」

「……」

womomodedakailezhuanyunxitong,yuehaibumanzuiditiquedu。

这该死的狗系统……

shangwu,naoshijiederenduoleqilai。

danmeigelurenjingguowomadetanweishi,dourenbuzhuraokaijibu,haoxiangwomenshilaipengcide!

「haojiahuo,zheishishenmelubiantancike!」

「shenmedongxiganmaizheimegui,chilezhangshengbulaoma?」

lurenjianjianweichenggequan,haobubihuideyilunzhewomendexiaochitan。

「zhuwei,womenjiadecaipinsexiangweijuquan,shicaixinxianyouzhi,jueduiduideqizheigejiage。」

yigerengaxiaoleyisheng,「woyaoshiyidunfanganchisanweishu,youbiyaolaizheima?」

shuodehenyoudaoli,shunjianwohewomadouwuyanyidui。

「aiyou,zheishisheia!?」

yigeshuxideshengyincongrenqunzhongchuanlai,womameitoushunjianjiuzhouchengyituan。

yuanlaishitacengjingdezhichangsudi——wuayi。

ershiduonian,wuayidouzaiwomashouxiaganhuo,xianzaikesuanshiyangmeituqi。

「dajiakebiechitazuodedongxi,zheigenvrenkebulaoshie!」

wuayishoulilinzhecailanzi,yanjingpiedaowo,gengshiyilianbuxie。

「tayiqianzaiyouqianrenjiadangbaomu,jieguojuranyongzijidenverhuanlezhujiadehaizi,beirenjiafaxianhousaodichumen!」

「nimenshuotashibushidaodebaihuai!」

chifanhengui,danchiguabuyaoqian,zhongrenfenfenlailexingzhi。

「haojiahuo,haizhenyouzheizhongshia?!」

「nanguai,woshuozheiguniangzenmezheimepiaoliang,yuanlaishifujiayangdadejiaqianjina。」

「zeze,guoranfuguiyangren!」

zhouweiderenkaishiduiwomenpintoulunzu。

wojiangwenroujiaoruodelaomawanghouyidang,zhengzhunbeifanbo,danlaomaqueyigejianbuzhandaoletanziqianmian。

tadanshouchayao,shouzhixianxiechuojinwuayidezuilile。

「wuxiaoyan,wokannishitaofantaoxianhaibugou,nishixiangtaodaa!」

「niyebukankannixianzaijiaoxiacaideshisheidedipan,ganzaizheibianpaiwo?!」

「woshidenglaobingdengjiayuanzichulaideren,nizaizangworenpin?zhenshixiaosigeren!」

「niqudatingdating,denglaobingjiadedahuanggoudoubujianwaimianderoubaozichi,hekuangwomentangtangzhengzhengderen!」

「woguinvdangchushiyiyuanbaocuode,yiyuandoudengbaodaoqianle,nizaizheibibisha?!」

「zuoweibuchang,womenziyuanjilezhujiayiqianwan,liangtouwomendoubukuiqian!」

「erqiewomenshizijitichucizhide,ninazhiyanjingkanjianwomenshibeisaodichumende?!piyanma?!」

laomashuowanlengxiaoyisheng,shenqingqingmiezhiji,「zaikankanni,womenhaomenbaomuquanlichulemingdesanzhishou,renjiajiniyigeyueershiwandecaiqian,nijiulaizheicaishichangmaicaia?!」

zhongrenqishuashuadekanxiangwuayishoulitidecailanzi。

「huo,haomenyechiwuhuaroudundoujiaoa?」

「zheiqiezidounianbale,buhuishidishangjiandeba……」

wuayihaixiangfanbo,laomayanjingyideng,「wuxiaoyan,nijizhu,zheitiaojiehengshulianggongli,yihounijiworaozhezou,zairangwokanjianni,wolikebanizheixiewochuoshitongdaogujiaqu!」

「ni!ni!」wuayibeipendeyakouwuyan,ganzhangzuifabuchushengyin,zuihouhuiliuliudepaole。