第2章
likexindeguimimingweizhoulin。
一个阴阳怪气大师。
tahelikexingaozhongjiushihenyaohaodejiemei，kaoshangtongyisuodaxuehou，gengshichenglebufenniwodehaoguimi。
likexinxinsidanchun，zhoulinbianshizhuazhuzheiyidian，kaozhe“yishengjiemeidarutian”zheizhongmeinaozidehua，balikexinnaniedesiside。
guanjianlikexinhaizhenjiuchizheiyitao。
wozhuiqiulikexindeshihou，yuanbenlikexinduiwodezhongzhongbiaoxianyijingfeichangmanyi，shenzhikeyishuofeichanggandongdeshihou，zhoulinzonghuitiaochulaishuo，wozuodeneixiefuchu，benlaijiushinanshengyinggaizuode，woruguozhendexihuanlikexin，jiuyinggaifuchuwubeishenzhishibeidenuli，zheicaigoudeshangzhuiqiulikexindemenjian。
ruguowobuyuanyi，neijiubushizhenxinxihuanlikexin。
jiuyinweitadezheixiehua，wozhuiqiulikexindeguochengbiandewubijiannan。
meidangwokandaoxiwang，kuaiyaochenggongdeshihou，zhoulinzonghuitiaochulaizunao，ranglikexindiaozhewo，shitanwo，kaoyanwo，zhemowo，kanwoshibushihuibantuerfei。
ruobushiwozhenxinxihuanlikexin，woganjuezheitiandixiameiyounagenanrennengjingshoudezhuzheiyangdekaoyan。
haozaiwohelikexinzuizhonghaishixiuchenglezhengguo。
womenzaiyiqideneiyitian，zhoulinjidetiaojiao，dashengchizelikexintaiguoqingyijiudayinglegenwozaiyiqi，shuowozhishitantutademeise，nanrenmeiyigehaodongxi，tajiuyinggaiyizhidiaozhewo，zhidaowoluchuzhenmianmu。
haozaiwojishidaizhelikexinlikaiquguoerrenshijiele，fouzeyilikexinduizhoulindexinrenchengdu，wokenenghaihuibeijujue。
houlaizhoulinjianmuyichengzhou，suiranbuzaishituzuzhiwomenlianggezaiyiqi，quezongshigenlikexinshuowobiaoxianchulaideyiqiedoushizhuangde。
tagenlikexinshuonanrendoushixuweide，zhenzhengzhuanyidenanrenshaozhiyoushao，suiranqueshiyou，dantaburenweiwozaiqizhong。
yushitahelikexinchuantonghao，guyigouyinwo，xiangrangwobaoluchuxialiudeyimian，haoranglikexingenwofenkai。
kexiwobingbuchitaneiyitao，tayizhebaoludichuxianzaiwomianqiandeshihou，woyibabatatuikai，maleyiju**houzhuanshenlikai。
tabaotiaorulei，zhuantougenlikexinshuowoshiweijunzizhongdeweijunzi，bineixiexuweidenanrenhaiyaozhuang。
likexinsuirandanchun，danbingbusha，zhidaowoshizhenxinaita，jiushineiciyihou，tajuedingjiajiwo。
dantayegengjiazhenxizhoulinzheigehaojiemei，yinweitajuedeshizhoulinxishengzijizhengminglewoduitadeai。
daoletanhunlunjiazhishi，womenliangjiatandedouhenrongqia，shuangfangfumuduigefangmiandouhenmanyi。
weileburangwomenjiazheibianyoutaidayali，likexinfumushenzhizhiyaoleliuwanliudecaili，shuotaogecaitoujiuxing，daoshihouzheiliuwanliuyehuijilewomen，dangzuoxiaojiadeqidongzijin。
但周琳不满意。
tagenlikexinshuocailideduoshao，daibiaozhenanfangduinvfangdezhongshi，cailiyaodeduo，bingbushiweinanshei，zhishixiangyaogetaidubale。
wozhijiliuwanliudecaili，shuomingwobuzhongshilikexin。
“womenneibianyaocaili，zuididoushishibawanbaqibuni，woyouhaojigejiemei，touhunyaodeshibawanba，erhunshenzhidouyaoershibawanbaleni，zheimuleijingranzhikenjiniliuwanliu，shuomingtagenbenmeibanidanghuishier，nijiaguoqu，kendingshitiantianshouqi，beirenjiadangchengxiarenshihuanni！”zheishizhoulindeyuanhua。
likexinjuedezhoulinshuodeyoudaoli，yushiyaoqiuwobacailigaichengershibawanba，fouzejiubujiajiwo。
wochuyuduilikexindexihuan，yaoyadayinglexialai，hefumudongjiexicou，basuoyouqinqipengyoudoujielegebian，couchulaiershibawanbajileguoqu。
chucizhiwai，zhoulinhaijiaosuolikexinyaoqiuwodingjiudianbixushiwuxingji，zuhaochecheduibixushimaibahejibiedengdeng。
zhiyaowoyouyixiangbumanzu，jiushiwobuzhongshilikexin。
likexinquandouanzhoulindeyaoqiu，rangwobazheixieshidouzhunbeihao，binggenwoshuozhoulinzhishititazhexiang，meiyoubiedeyisi，rangwobuyaojijiao。
woyiluyaoyazoudaohunliqiandezheiyitian，yiranshixinlijiaocui，pibeibukan。
erjiushizaizheiyitian，likexinshuoyaohezhoulinqucanjiadanshenpaidui，wodiyicijujueleta。
zhoulinchushiyihou，woyiweilikexinhuiqingxingtinglewodehua，quemeixiangdaotazaoyijingbeizhoulinchedixinao。
tabujinbuganjiwo，fanerhaijihenwo，zuochuleneizhongrangrenwufayuanliangdeshiqing。
zhidaozhongshengguilai，wocaiyishidao，likexinbushidanchun，ershizhendechun！