“nimenchunuletianshen，tianshenjiangzuirenjian，zhiyoutebienenggouchikushouzui，chengxingongfengtianshenderencaikeyizailaishixiangshouwuliangfubao！”neixieshengunmenaomandeangzhenaodai，yongliutiaozhanzhetonglidefushui，biansabianshuo。
“daren！ebu，shishenxian！shenxian，gaosuwomengaizenmezuo？”
“womenjueduichengxinchengyigongfengtianshendaren！”
“daren，qiuqiunimenjiujiuwomenba！”
xuduozaiminmenlijixiaguiketou，xiangzheixieshengunbiaoshichengyi。
youxiezaiminshenzhijiangnaodaikechuxuelai，jiushiweilerangtianshenxiangxinziji。
“tianshenshuole，zhiyaonimenmeirizaozhongwan，chaodongnanfangxiangfenbieguibailianggeshichen，yishichengyi！”
“bingqieguanfunaitianzisuoshe，daibiaotianshen，nimenbudejuzhongnaoshi，dikangguanfu！”
“meiritingwomensongyangjiaoyi，muyuxianshui，jiukeyizhujianxishuanimendezuinie，laishijiukeyituotaihuangu，fubaowuliang！”
神棍们继续忽悠道。
“我们愿意！”
“zuiminmenjueduitingcongtianshendarendezhishi！”
“womenzheijiuguibai！zheijiuguibai！”
daliangguobenjiushixingyuminzhengce，zaijiashangdangjinhuangdiqiuxianwenbu，chenmixiuxian，minjianyeshidaxingfengjianmixin。
zaiminmenzaojiubeizheizhongsixiangxinao，binglaolaokongzhizhule。
xianzaizheixieshengunmensuibianyihuyou，jiurangtamenxinyiweizhen。
meixiangdaochuanshuozhongdetianshenzhendecunzai，haipaichushizhelaizhengjiutamen。
gengmeixiangdaodeshi，tamenxianzaizaoshoudeyiqiekunan，doushiweilelaishengnenggouxiangshoufubaodekaoyan。
zaiminmenyuanbenkongdonghunzhuodeyanshen，zailianfanhuyouxia，zhujianbiandemingliangqilai，tamenyouzhongxindianranlexiwangzhihuo。
“henhao，tianshenyunimentongzai！zhiyaojinxingongfengtianshendaren，erdenglaishengyidinghuiyoufubao，buxuzairenshouzheidengkunan！”
shengunmenkanzheyanqianzheixieyuchundezaimin，yandishanguoyisichaofengyuqingmie。
keshizhaoshiyejiaodaidehuotamenyidingyaoganhao，burantamenjiarenxingmingnanbao。
fanzhengtamenyijingshijiangsizhiren，nenggouyongzijidexingminghuanlaiyijiajigeyuedekouliang，zaizheizhongzainianyijingshitiandadeendele。
“xiongge，nishuotamenshuodeshizhendema？zanmenyaobuyaoyequguibaia？”
“shia，wotinglaorenshuo，tianshenjiangxiadexianshuikeyiqubingchuzai，tebieshenqi。”
“woyexiangxiabeizichihaodehehaode……”
buyuanchudeyikekushuxia，jigenianqingrenjuzaiyiqi，kanxiangyigeshaoweidayidiandeqingnianwendao。
“fangpi！yaoshizhenyoutianshen，tamenbuyinggaibaoyoutadeziminma？weishenmehaiyaojiangxiazaibingzhemowomen？”
“yaoshitianshenzhenshizheizhongdexing，womengongfengtamenyouyoushenmeyongni？”
“wowangxiongzhixiangzheibeiziguojitianhaorizi！laishi？womenzheizhongniumaburuderen，daolelaishiyijiuhaobudaonaqu！”
“yaoshiwonengyujianyiweimingzhu！yidingfuzuotachengjiuyifanbaye！”
wangxiongkanlekanzichengtianshenshizhederen，zaikankanneixieyumeiwuzhidezaimin，youhentiebuchenggangdekanlekanzijidejigexiaodi，yaoyaqiechidao。
xiangtajiangmenzhihou，bengaichichengshachang，weiguozhengzhan，quebuliaolunweilezhugouburudezaimin……
“xiongge！kuaizhukou，niduitianshenchuyanbuxun，tianshenhuichengfanide！”xiaodimenjimangquanzu。
tamenjigegenzhewangxiong，zaimeiyoushouguobierendeqifu，tamenkebuxiangzijidedagechunutianshenersi。
“heng！shenmegoupitianshen！yaoshiwomendetoudingshangzhenyouyiweitianshen，tashiyanxialema，kanbujianzheirenjianjiku，kanbujianjianchenluanguo？！”wangxiongnanyizhixindekanzhexiaodimen，numadao。
meixiangdaoxiaodimenyexiangxinleneixieguihua。
“雄哥！不要啊！”
“qianwanbunengrenutianshena！”
“tianshendarenshuzuia，xionggetazhishiyishichongdong，qianwanbuyaoguaizuixionggea！”
xiaodimenguiqiuwangxiongbuyaojixushuoneizhongdanibudaodehua。
tamenwufuwumu，shoujinleqifu，shiwangxiongbatamenjuzaiyiqibaotuanqunuande。
tamenshizaibuxiangkandaowangxiongzheiyangdehaodagezaotianqian。
“nimenzhenshiyumei！jiranzheiyang，neiwomenbufangdagedu！”wangxiongshuodao。
“xionggenishuo。”xiaodimenmianmianxiangqu，huidadao。
“wojiuzhanzaizheili，yaoshiwodamatianshen，takendinghuibeirenu，bidinghuichengfawo。”
“yaoshiwomawanbaobierwang，neijiuzhenyoutianshen，nimenjiuquguibaigongfengtaba。”
“yaoshiwohaofawusun，yidianshidoumeiyou，neijiushimeiyoutianshen，jinhounimenbuyaozaixinzheixieguihua，yebuyaozaiwomianqiantiqi，mingbailema？”
wangxiongshenshizhezijidexiaodishuodao。
他就不信这个邪了！
“xiongge……”xiaodimenhaixiangquanzu，danshilaibujile。
wangxiongpaodaoyipiankongdishang，yishouzhitian，yangtiandama，yanyuzhijilie，shisuohanjian。
“kandaomei！laozimale，zenmeyang？wosilema？haibushihaoduanduanzhanzaizheili？”
“jiuxianzaixiangxinleba，genbenjiumeiyoutianshen！”
wangxiongjianbantianmeiyoudongjing，zheicaisonglekouqi，qiangzhuangzhendingdeshuodao。
shuoshihua，taxinliyedagua……
“zhendemeiyoutianshenma？”xiaodimenjianwangxiongqueshiwanhaowusun，fenfenshiwangdeshuodao。
meiyoutianshen，neijiushuomingtamenlaishiyijiuhaishiniumaa……
“neigexiaozi！ni……nijingranganwunitianshen！ni……nizhenshizuidaeji！”
“zhuazhuta！taganmatianshendaren！”
“tianshendarena，yuanliangzheigeyuchunderenba……”
“tianshendaren，shitamadenin，buguanwomendeshi，buyaozaichengfawomenlea，ninshuzui，shuzuia！”
youyuwangxiongmatiandeshengyinguoda，limayinqileqitazaimindeweigong。
zheixiezaiminehenhendekanzhewangxiong，henbudeshengtunhuoboleta。
benlaitianshenjiufanule，caijiangxiazheixiejikuchengfatamen。
zheigewangxiongxianzaijingranhaiganwunitianshen。
tamenyidingyaonawangxiongzheige**jitian，laixiaochutianshendenuhuo。
“kuaizou！”wangxiongjianzhuang，ganjinhandao，ranhousayazijiupao，xiaodimenyegenzheyiqipao。
“darenmen，zheigehunxiaoziweishenmemeiyouzaoshoutianqiana？”haiyouyixiaobufenzaiminxinshenghuaiyi，wendao。
“heng！tianshendarenrenci，buyutajijiaoeryi！”shengunmenlenghengyisheng。
tamenmeixiangdao，jingranhuiyourenbuxinguishen，dangxiazhiji，shiyidingyaowenzhuzheixiegangbeihuyouquedezaimin，wanchengzhaoshiyederenwucaishi。