woyuanbenzhunbeizaigongyanshangjianshizheiweirangzhouhengchibiedejixiaojie，zhishiyuanfenlaidetaikuaijiuxianglongjuanfeng。
guayagua，jiubawomenliangguadaoyikuaile。
故事要从周珩讲起。
zhouhengchongaiwochongaiderenjinjiezhi，hegongshangxiadouzhidaochunfeiniangniangxiezhangqiududebixiaenchong，jinggoudebixiayigeyueliyoubanyuexiezaiyuehuagong。
zheiyigeyueli，buzhidaoduoshaofeipinyaosuiyinya。
ai，tamenbuzhidaoya，renqian，woshifengguangdechongfei，renhou，woshikeliandedagongfei。
zhouhengmeitiandouduiwoweisuoyuwei，hengjiazheru，yibushuntadeyijiuyaofafeng。
fafengjiubale，tahaitexiaoqi，dongbudongfawoshuidiban，haiyaoqiuwobixuzaibanzhanchadeshijianliwanchengdadipuyitiaolongrenwu，yibaoxinhundangyebeiwoenjiangchoubaochuaixiachuangzhichou。
zheisihaiteqipa，yaoqiuwodawandipudebangeshichenneibixurushui，renhedongjingdoubuxuqilai，zuizhongyaodeyidianshibuxukuitantadelongzhishuiyan。
suiranwomenyoumingyihunyinguanxi，dantayaofangzhiwoyouyisiyihaozhantabianyidekeneng，tayansujujuehewoshenghuazhanyouqingyi。yinweitanqingshuoaiyingxiangzhuanqian，abu，yingxianglanquan。
zheisiqipazilianjiubale，tajuranhaiyoujiepi，tadebeizihaishitade，wodebeizibeitashuiguoyeshitade。meidangwokanjiantabatashuiguodebeizibaozou，wodouyoutuxuedechongdong。
gengtuxuedeshi，meitianwanshangtahaifeichangjingyedichouchushijianjianchawodegongdoukeye。
jintianhuachuhougongfeipinrenmaitu，mingtianbeisonghougongfeiziaihao，houtianxuexigongdoufaze。
qitianhuibaoyicigongdouchengguo。
yushihougonglimeiqitiandouhuichuxianyidianxiaochacuo。
pirulepinhedefeidegongnvyinweiyipisichouhengshengxianxi，jiajieyubushenzaidaozaiyuhuayuan，nongduanleqianqianyuzhi，yougongrenqiadaohaochutixingta，yunpindegongnvganggangzaizheitiaolushangdailexujiu。
zhurucilei，bushengmeiju。
zhaohuanghouhenmang，yinweilepinheyunpinjiazudouyifuzhaojia。
xiezhangqiuhenkuaile，yinweitabuyongfafengle。
zhouhenghenbushuang，yinweitajuedexiezhangqiutoulanle。
lepinyinggaihedefeidaqilai，jiajieyuyinggaishuaiduangutou。
zheiyangtamendemaoduncaihuigengshen。
tabumanyi，henbumanyi，juedingjixincishouruanhaizhanzhanzixidexiezhangqiuyidianjiaoxun。
“xiezhangqiujintianwanchenggongdouzhibiaolema？”
“没有。”
“nizheigeyuedezuizhongmubiaoshitiaoxinhuanghou。mingriqingchen，yuhuayuan，buxutanshui。”
啥？
wozuotianbeileyiyedegongdoushouzea，banyesangengcaishuizhe，nizheishiyazha，wobufu！
“nizheiyanshenshiduiwobumanle？juedewoyazhani？ng？”zhouhengxiaodeyinsensen。
“neishi，bububu，womeiyou。”
“滚去睡地板！”
zhouhengwanshangshuiyuchuang，xiezhangqiuwanshangdadipu，womendouyouguangmingdeweilai。
wo，xiezhangqiu，jintianyeshidagongfei。
ganshanglongchuangtihuangdi，ganxiayetingzhuangpofu。
danshibuganbuzaoqi，yinweitanshuifafeng。
加油，打工妃。
qingchendeyuhuayuanjiqijingmi，zhouhengdehuayingraozaierbian。
wozhidaozheiweibiaogeyoudangzhanandejuewu，wanwanmeixiangdaotashigehenzhanan。
tabujinzhidaowojilepinxiahuilanliandeyao，haishoubashouzhidaowozaizangjidefei。
jiajieyuheyunpinxianglaiyaohao，tayaowojiaohaoyifangpaijilingyifang，tongshitayishenzuoze，lianxusantiansuzaijiajieyudianli，kandoubukantongdiandeyunpinyiyan，haianshineiwufuguyibajijiajieyudeshangcitaidaodianmenkou，dashengxuandushengzhi，rangquangongderendouzhidaotayouduochongjiajieyu。
tajiubuxinzhangciyiwang，jiajieyuheyunpinhainengbufanlian。
zheimezuodeyuanyinhenjiandan，tamendejiazutaiping，tadejiangshanjiubutaiping。
xincishouruandehuangdibupeidangzhananzhipeidangkuilei。
yushi，qianchaotamendejiazuyekaishibutaiping。
yushizhaojiahenmang，zhaotaihouhenmang，zanshitengbuchushoucuomowo。
zheibuyingxiangzhouhengrangwobianbenjializhaohuanghoumafan。
《gongdoufeishouzejichupian》dehexinzhidaosixiangshi“zhiyaodagongfeixiezhangqiunuligongdou，zhouhengjiunengguoshanghuangquandulandeshenghuo。”
danshiwozhenbuzhidaozhaohuanghoudebiaomei，yueguogongzhinvjilingyijinrijingong。
wobuxingzuoyaozuodaoleyueguogongfudexiaoyahuanshenshang。